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Old March 3rd 12, 08:12 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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On Mar 2, 3:18*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Da uther gnite, wen Uncl Bill wusn' home, Mommy Micki cookd sum
WUNNERFUL chickum. She shard it wiff me an da Bear an widdle Samanfa.
She wood haff gifd som to WooToo awlso butted WooToo don' eeted Peepl
fuds. We all got plenny to eet an sat aroun an relaxd and burpd an
talkt about how wunnerful da chickum was. An Mommy Micki had a hole
NUTHER bigbig pees dat shee putted in da refriginator and we was CITED
beclaws we gnu shee wood shar it wiff usses.


Da nex MORNING, Uncl Bill putted dat chickum in a boks an put da boks
in a bag an tookd it off to his w*rk an eeted it AWL four lunch. He
dint share non ob it wiff usses.


Ladees an gentlekittties ob da jury, I ress mine case.


--
Missy
Pwees dont cwy offur peepl fud. *It iss onwy fur sniffing atted.
An awso he shud bee fired.
Meowy


Hai Meowy,
Weh dunt git peepl fudz, n ef hym gitz fired, hym wunt hab toonas fur cat n
d*g fudz nor hoomin fudz.
Somecats dew wike peeple fudz n d*gs tew. yeUP. **shrug*
Datz wat ai fink
Mosey- Hide quoted text -

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Wat ai fink? Dat maybee widdl Samanfa gnotted so widdl naow, an she
can tayk ohfur da unclbills jawb.
An he cud be hur purrentiss until he lerns how too doo da jawb
pawpurrwy.
Purrbwim solfd.
MeOwy. um r YOO eeting peepl fud, mine wuff???
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Old March 4th 12, 12:56 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
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On Mar 2, 3:18 pm, "Mosey =^..^=
Da uther gnite, wen Uncl Bill wusn' home, Mommy Micki cookd sum
WUNNERFUL chickum. She shard it wiff me an da Bear an widdle Samanfa.
She wood haff gifd som to WooToo awlso butted WooToo don' eeted Peepl
fuds. We all got plenny to eet an sat aroun an relaxd and burpd an
talkt about how wunnerful da chickum was. An Mommy Micki had a hole
NUTHER bigbig pees dat shee putted in da refriginator and we was CITED
beclaws we gnu shee wood shar it wiff usses.


Da nex MORNING, Uncl Bill putted dat chickum in a boks an put da boks
in a bag an tookd it off to his w*rk an eeted it AWL four lunch. He
dint share non ob it wiff usses.


Ladees an gentlekittties ob da jury, I ress mine case.


--
Missy
Pwees dont cwy offur peepl fud. It iss onwy fur sniffing atted.
An awso he shud bee fired.
Meowy


Hai Meowy,
Weh dunt git peepl fudz, n ef hym gitz fired, hym wunt hab toonas fur cat
n
d*g fudz nor hoomin fudz.
Somecats dew wike peeple fudz n d*gs tew. yeUP. *shrug*
Datz wat ai fink
Mosey


Wat ai fink? Dat maybee widdl Samanfa gnotted so widdl naow, an she
can tayk ohfur da uncl bills jawb.
An he cud be hur purrentiss until he lerns how too doo da jawb
pawpurrwy.
Purrbwim solfd.
MeOwy. um r YOO eeting peepl fud, mine wuff???


Sinse ai dunt noe wat Unka Bill duz fur uh job, ai gez yew mite beh rite.
But ai dunt noe fur shur..
Der hab bin 2 d*gs fur Mayur en Kentuky. yeUP.
Nope. ai dunt eet peepl fud,
Dey mayke meh sik.
Dew yew eet peepl fud mai wuff ?
Mosey

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Old March 4th 12, 04:38 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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Da uther gnite, wen Uncl Bill wusn' home, Mommy Micki cookd sum
WUNNERFUL chickum. She shard it wiff me an da Bear an widdle Samanfa.
She wood haff gifd som to WooToo awlso butted WooToo don' eeted Peepl
fuds. We all got plenny to eet an sat aroun an relaxd and burpd an
talkt about how wunnerful da chickum was. An Mommy Micki had a hole
NUTHER bigbig pees dat shee putted in da refriginator and we was CITED
beclaws we gnu shee wood shar it wiff usses.

Da nex MORNING, Uncl Bill putted dat chickum in a boks an put da boks
in a bag an tookd it off to his w*rk an eeted it AWL four lunch. He
dint share non ob it wiff usses.

Ladees an gentlekittties ob da jury, I ress mine case.

--
Missy

Unfurrgivabobble!
--
Pitô.ônya

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Old March 4th 12, 04:44 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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Da nex MORNING, Uncl Bill putted dat chickum in a boks an put da boks
in
a bag an tookd it off to his w*rk an eeted it AWL four lunch. He dint
share non ob it wiff usses.

Ladees an gentlekittties ob da jury, I ress mine case.


As Chief Justicat it iz mineown ruling dat Unka Bill be sentenced to
providing egzellent cooked chikum to Missy an fambily.


Ranger, iz Chief Justicat da sayne fing az uh Juge?
ai dunt hab uh job in diz wunnerful Community
Pipps--pouting


Pipps, ar yu sayin dat yu wud be willink tu be Assistant Chief Justicat?
Ranger, wud diz be hunky dory wiff yuz?
Enny opjekshunz?
I wyll re-pozt diz on anudder ofishul thred, furr yur replyz.
--
Pitô.ônya, Grand Pooh Bah

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Old March 5th 12, 10:39 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Letted ussses Condem Uncl Bill

a kittee what isa mc kitty iz runnin fur da hoomin senate, OEJ
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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On Mar 2, 3:18 pm, "Mosey =^..^=
Da uther gnite, wen Uncl Bill wusn' home, Mommy Micki cookd sum
WUNNERFUL chickum. She shard it wiff me an da Bear an widdle Samanfa.
She wood haff gifd som to WooToo awlso butted WooToo don' eeted Peepl
fuds. We all got plenny to eet an sat aroun an relaxd and burpd an
talkt about how wunnerful da chickum was. An Mommy Micki had a hole
NUTHER bigbig pees dat shee putted in da refriginator and we was CITED
beclaws we gnu shee wood shar it wiff usses.


Da nex MORNING, Uncl Bill putted dat chickum in a boks an put da boks
in a bag an tookd it off to his w*rk an eeted it AWL four lunch. He
dint share non ob it wiff usses.


Ladees an gentlekittties ob da jury, I ress mine case.


--
Missy
Pwees dont cwy offur peepl fud. It iss onwy fur sniffing atted.
An awso he shud bee fired.
Meowy


Hai Meowy,
Weh dunt git peepl fudz, n ef hym gitz fired, hym wunt hab toonas fur cat
n
d*g fudz nor hoomin fudz.
Somecats dew wike peeple fudz n d*gs tew. yeUP. *shrug*
Datz wat ai fink
Mosey


Wat ai fink? Dat maybee widdl Samanfa gnotted so widdl naow, an she
can tayk ohfur da uncl bills jawb.
An he cud be hur purrentiss until he lerns how too doo da jawb
pawpurrwy.
Purrbwim solfd.
MeOwy. um r YOO eeting peepl fud, mine wuff???


Sinse ai dunt noe wat Unka Bill duz fur uh job, ai gez yew mite beh rite.
But ai dunt noe fur shur..
Der hab bin 2 d*gs fur Mayur en Kentuky. yeUP.
Nope. ai dunt eet peepl fud,
Dey mayke meh sik.
Dew yew eet peepl fud mai wuff ?
Mosey



 




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