Blue and da eefil, eefil Jingly Bells

Der isa bigbig difurence between a tag anna a bell, you doez notted hafta
like anythin you don't want, you isa a cat afterall, Tiger
onlyThreeCats wrote in message
om...
But, I'ze LIKES my pretty collar. It is pink and gray and burgundy an
hazza hart-shaped tag whut sez BLUE an' my magic number on it. The
tag jingleys, and I'm not wurried. But doze bells, on da
guy-hoomin's hatt..... shudder!!!

Blue of no bells.

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
soft here, it could be that a collar had bells, and if that is the case
then
it could have choked at one time or it could hurt the ears, My advice is
excuse the things for now, soft, with all cats who attack them but are
not
afraid
The Furrsome (again)Foursome wrote in
message ...
Meow, kitties! Meow, Meow, MEOW!!! (in cases yus didn't heerme, I can
be meezerly loud...)

I be Blue. Or Bloo, Blue-boo, KaBLUEie... anyfind like dat seems tu
meen mee herearounds. Dis Ms. Toes heer is shown me how to MEOW tu
yu.

I'ze wun of de new Meezers of de Furrsome Four heer. I'ze settlin'
in.
I'ze not afraid of Panda-ov-Toes, but me'n' my him-cat Maui still
gets
upset at de redhed heer. Da Sprout! Ms. P-ov-T sez. She luks kinda
meezerly but keeps skweekin insted of MEOWin properly. She BOUNCE! on
us in da litterbox, so my him-cat peed on de carpet. (TED put him-cat
on Prozac for de streess an meowmie's buyin' a steem cleaner...)

Ms. Toes sez maybe yew kin Halp me (acshewly, she sed I need a
ferrapist
but we hoped dere mite be wun heer). I'ze haffin a purroblem... wif
jingly bells.

I'ze TERRIFIED of jingly bells. An it seems, dey's effuryware. I
want
dem GONE GONE GONE. I'ze mor terrified of jingly bells dan Ms. Toes
is
of da big humin sneezin or da growlmonsters. Dey jes send me screemin
fur cover.

Dis is not a terror of just noisees, oh no. I sit up on de table,
rite
beside de machine dat eets little fabrics and makes bigger wuns. I's
not afraid of de washymasheen (well, I don' wanna be in it, but I don'
run). JUST jingly bells.

Da big hoomin hazza funny fur for his hed, whut has bells. He walked
in
da rume wearin' it, and de round humin sez if I hadda enny claws, I'd
a
slit hur throat runnin fur it.

Den, my own him-cat, Maui, attaked a toy and shook it.. an it
JINGLED...
an' I ranranran and my him-cat wuz so surprised he won't play wif it
nomore.

Duz ennykitty haf advise fur me, in ridding my weird noo home of dese
evils? I fink dey is breedin' and multiplyin' in de big hoomin's
office.

Blue, in terror of jingles

(*dang weerd Meezers... can I get a therapist here? Panda*)

coopercats wrote:
Hay! Bloo!
im Blak Jak Purrshing! im frayd uff plastik baggies. mom usses 'em 4
wen she kleens du lidder boks!
she duznt no wi & im nott tellin.
kan yur mom gett thu bells out? sumtimes it aynt eesy but if it maks
yu feel bedder, i bett yur mom wud du it. kan u ax hur?
i hope u lik yur onetroohome. it sowns grate 2 me.
Jack, BCC, FCC,


Well, da big him-humin izzn't wearing da hed-fur just now, an he
offurred tu take off de bells so I wudn't be skared of dem. De toy, de
bell duzznt come out wiffout wreckin' it, an' isz wunna Ms. Toes fafrit
toys.. so I jus' stay waaaaay waaaay awayyy frum hur when she's playing.
My him-cat Maui d'sided if I'ze skeered, he won't play ennymor.

I founded toys I LIKE dis week, tho! A plastic ring offa da waterjug,
an' a empty thred spool (Meowma won' let me haf de full wun), anna peece
of a walnut shell I tuk ouwta de nutshel dish and am carryin' around.

Dis is a okay plase. De skary cats are sleepin, an effun de big wussy
him-cat I got is up anna abowt now.

Blue, still not budging on the bells but not tu wurried 'bout the rest.

coopercats wrote:
Hay! Bloo!
im Blak Jak Purrshing! im frayd uff plastik baggies. mom usses 'em 4
wen she kleens du lidder boks!
she duznt no wi & im nott tellin.
kan yur mom gett thu bells out? sumtimes it aynt eesy but if it maks
yu feel bedder, i bett yur mom wud du it. kan u ax hur?
i hope u lik yur onetroohome. it sowns grate 2 me.
Jack, BCC, FCC,


Well, da big him-humin izzn't wearing da hed-fur just now, an he
offurred tu take off de bells so I wudn't be skared of dem. De toy, de
bell duzznt come out wiffout wreckin' it, an' isz wunna Ms. Toes fafrit
toys.. so I jus' stay waaaaay waaaay awayyy frum hur when she's playing.
My him-cat Maui d'sided if I'ze skeered, he won't play ennymor.

I founded toys I LIKE dis week, tho! A plastic ring offa da waterjug,
an' a empty thred spool (Meowma won' let me haf de full wun), anna peece
of a walnut shell I tuk ouwta de nutshel dish and am carryin' around.

Dis is a okay plase. De skary cats are sleepin, an effun de big wussy
him-cat I got is up anna abowt now.

Blue, still not budging on the bells but not tu wurried 'bout the rest.

We iz glad you isa likin yourown new home, Itsa makin soft feel bettere
'bout takin Toni to his new onetruehome, Tiger a bit dampish
The Furrsome (again)Foursome wrote in
message ...
coopercats wrote:
Hay! Bloo!
im Blak Jak Purrshing! im frayd uff plastik baggies. mom usses 'em 4
wen she kleens du lidder boks!
she duznt no wi & im nott tellin.
kan yur mom gett thu bells out? sumtimes it aynt eesy but if it maks
yu feel bedder, i bett yur mom wud du it. kan u ax hur?
i hope u lik yur onetroohome. it sowns grate 2 me.
Jack, BCC, FCC,


Well, da big him-humin izzn't wearing da hed-fur just now, an he
offurred tu take off de bells so I wudn't be skared of dem. De toy, de
bell duzznt come out wiffout wreckin' it, an' isz wunna Ms. Toes fafrit
toys.. so I jus' stay waaaaay waaaay awayyy frum hur when she's playing.
My him-cat Maui d'sided if I'ze skeered, he won't play ennymor.

I founded toys I LIKE dis week, tho! A plastic ring offa da waterjug,
an' a empty thred spool (Meowma won' let me haf de full wun), anna peece
of a walnut shell I tuk ouwta de nutshel dish and am carryin' around.

Dis is a okay plase. De skary cats are sleepin, an effun de big wussy
him-cat I got is up anna abowt now.

Blue, still not budging on the bells but not tu wurried 'bout the rest.

We iz glad you isa likin yourown new home, Itsa makin soft feel bettere
'bout takin Toni to his new onetruehome, Tiger a bit dampish
The Furrsome (again)Foursome wrote in
message ...
coopercats wrote:
Hay! Bloo!
im Blak Jak Purrshing! im frayd uff plastik baggies. mom usses 'em 4
wen she kleens du lidder boks!
she duznt no wi & im nott tellin.
kan yur mom gett thu bells out? sumtimes it aynt eesy but if it maks
yu feel bedder, i bett yur mom wud du it. kan u ax hur?
i hope u lik yur onetroohome. it sowns grate 2 me.
Jack, BCC, FCC,


Well, da big him-humin izzn't wearing da hed-fur just now, an he
offurred tu take off de bells so I wudn't be skared of dem. De toy, de
bell duzznt come out wiffout wreckin' it, an' isz wunna Ms. Toes fafrit
toys.. so I jus' stay waaaaay waaaay awayyy frum hur when she's playing.
My him-cat Maui d'sided if I'ze skeered, he won't play ennymor.

I founded toys I LIKE dis week, tho! A plastic ring offa da waterjug,
an' a empty thred spool (Meowma won' let me haf de full wun), anna peece
of a walnut shell I tuk ouwta de nutshel dish and am carryin' around.

Dis is a okay plase. De skary cats are sleepin, an effun de big wussy
him-cat I got is up anna abowt now.

Blue, still not budging on the bells but not tu wurried 'bout the rest.

Miss Violette wrote:
We iz glad you isa likin yourown new home, Itsa makin soft feel bettere
'bout takin Toni to his new onetruehome, Tiger a bit dampish

Aww... tell Soft we'ze purrin fur her. We noze, and we'ze shure she
noze, dat sumtimes de ritest fing tu du fur a kitty is de harder fing
for de hoomins. We'ze shure frum whut she's writed abowt dat Toni has
gudgud OneTrooHome, an a new humin is propurrly owned, as he shud be.

Panda an' de Foursome

Miss Violette wrote:
We iz glad you isa likin yourown new home, Itsa makin soft feel bettere
'bout takin Toni to his new onetruehome, Tiger a bit dampish

Aww... tell Soft we'ze purrin fur her. We noze, and we'ze shure she
noze, dat sumtimes de ritest fing tu du fur a kitty is de harder fing
for de hoomins. We'ze shure frum whut she's writed abowt dat Toni has
gudgud OneTrooHome, an a new humin is propurrly owned, as he shud be.

Panda an' de Foursome

Her isa good hooman anna isa doin what isa right fur Toni butted her is
still leakin a littlebit, OEJ damp now too
The Furrsome (again)Foursome wrote
in message ...
Miss Violette wrote:
We iz glad you isa likin yourown new home, Itsa makin soft feel bettere
'bout takin Toni to his new onetruehome, Tiger a bit dampish

Aww... tell Soft we'ze purrin fur her. We noze, and we'ze shure she
noze, dat sumtimes de ritest fing tu du fur a kitty is de harder fing
for de hoomins. We'ze shure frum whut she's writed abowt dat Toni has
gudgud OneTrooHome, an a new humin is propurrly owned, as he shud be.

Panda an' de Foursome

Her isa good hooman anna isa doin what isa right fur Toni butted her is
still leakin a littlebit, OEJ damp now too
The Furrsome (again)Foursome wrote
in message ...
Miss Violette wrote:
We iz glad you isa likin yourown new home, Itsa makin soft feel bettere
'bout takin Toni to his new onetruehome, Tiger a bit dampish

Aww... tell Soft we'ze purrin fur her. We noze, and we'ze shure she
noze, dat sumtimes de ritest fing tu du fur a kitty is de harder fing
for de hoomins. We'ze shure frum whut she's writed abowt dat Toni has
gudgud OneTrooHome, an a new humin is propurrly owned, as he shud be.

Panda an' de Foursome