B & C - Paper

I had no idea the important part paper played in our lives BB and BC.
Take the toilet paper which nestled in an uninteresting way on its
roller. THEY changed all that. There are a million ways to murder a
toilet roll. One is to simply unravel it and spread it through the
house. Another is to munch it into thousands of little pieces.
Several untouched toilet paper rolls in their plastic wrapper are even
more fun. They have to be unwrapped. This time the destruction
involves biting huge junks out of the roll and shredding the plastic.
You soon learn that the toilet door must be closed at all times. When
guests come they must be warned. If you forget to close the lid on the
toilet THEY will drink the water (which is flavoured with blue stuff and
who knows what it would do to their innards).

THEY discovered the paper towels in the kitchen early in the piece and
simply unravelled the lot at night and slept on it as bedding. Now the
towels live high up on top of a shadow box in the kitchen. You have to
be an acrobat to get at it.

It took them longer to discover that paper lurked in boxes of paper
tissues. Bonnie found it incredible fun emptying a new box of tissues
and methodically chewing them up.

THEY have eaten whole editions of newspapers, book covers. recipes from
a drawer in the kitchen and rolls of grease-proof paper wraps. They
have tasted paper on the computer printer, eaten cheque books and gulped
down letters placed on the table.

Brown paper bags are favourites and best of all is a cardboard play-box
made by Lois's fiance, Ken. This consists of two narrow boxes stuck
together with a hole at each end so that they can dive in and meet in
the middle. There is still a bit of it left but they have almost
swallowed the whole thing.

At the moment I notice that they have discovered some pretty paper
serviettes covered in flowers, that a friend gave me for my birthday,
sigh.

Bev
--
God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece.

Bev wrote:
I had no idea the important part paper played in our lives BB and BC.
Take the toilet paper which nestled in an uninteresting way on its
roller. THEY changed all that. There are a million ways to murder a
toilet roll. One is to simply unravel it and spread it through the
house. Another is to munch it into thousands of little pieces.
Several untouched toilet paper rolls in their plastic wrapper are even
more fun. They have to be unwrapped. This time the destruction
involves biting huge junks out of the roll and shredding the plastic.
You soon learn that the toilet door must be closed at all times. When
guests come they must be warned. If you forget to close the lid on
the toilet THEY will drink the water (which is flavoured with blue
stuff and who knows what it would do to their innards).

THEY discovered the paper towels in the kitchen early in the piece and
simply unravelled the lot at night and slept on it as bedding. Now
the towels live high up on top of a shadow box in the kitchen. You
have to be an acrobat to get at it.

It took them longer to discover that paper lurked in boxes of paper
tissues. Bonnie found it incredible fun emptying a new box of
tissues and methodically chewing them up.

THEY have eaten whole editions of newspapers, book covers. recipes
from a drawer in the kitchen and rolls of grease-proof paper wraps.
They have tasted paper on the computer printer, eaten cheque books
and gulped down letters placed on the table.

Brown paper bags are favourites and best of all is a cardboard
play-box made by Lois's fiance, Ken. This consists of two narrow
boxes stuck together with a hole at each end so that they can dive in
and meet in the middle. There is still a bit of it left but they
have almost swallowed the whole thing.

At the moment I notice that they have discovered some pretty paper
serviettes covered in flowers, that a friend gave me for my birthday,
sigh.

Bev
Oh dear! It's a good thing paper is digestible! (at least i think it is)

Tygra used to like to demolish toilet paper, but her thing was to claw it
with front paws, hold on tight, and then bunnykick it to smithereens...

I love em, but they can be SUCH a PITA!!!

Kristy
--
"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." - Arthur Carlson

I know I shouldn't laugh, but I can't help it.
Best wishes,
--
Polonca & Soncek

"Bev" wrote in message
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I had no idea the important part paper played in our lives BB and BC.
Take the toilet paper which nestled in an uninteresting way on its
roller. THEY changed all that. There are a million ways to murder a
toilet roll. snip

"Bev" wrote in message
...
I had no idea the important part paper played in our lives BB and BC.
Take the toilet paper which nestled in an uninteresting way on its
roller. THEY changed all that. There are a million ways to murder a
toilet roll. One is to simply unravel it and spread it through the
house. Another is to munch it into thousands of little pieces.
Several untouched toilet paper rolls in their plastic wrapper are even
more fun. They have to be unwrapped. This time the destruction
involves biting huge junks out of the roll and shredding the plastic.
You soon learn that the toilet door must be closed at all times. When
guests come they must be warned. If you forget to close the lid on the
toilet THEY will drink the water (which is flavoured with blue stuff and
who knows what it would do to their innards).

Yup, Dakota's fave game - when he isn't dragging towels
off the towel rail to make a nest against the radiator.


THEY discovered the paper towels in the kitchen early in the piece and
simply unravelled the lot at night and slept on it as bedding. Now the
towels live high up on top of a shadow box in the kitchen. You have to
be an acrobat to get at it.

Another of Dakota's games. Our kitchen roll now lives in a cupboard
with a childproof lock.


It took them longer to discover that paper lurked in boxes of paper
tissues. Bonnie found it incredible fun emptying a new box of tissues
and methodically chewing them up.


Dakota doesn't dare attack tissue boxes - Apache has
claimed them as her beds. Once upon a time she actually
fitted inside the box - try telling her she is no longer a
tiny kitten.


THEY have eaten whole editions of newspapers, book covers. recipes from
a drawer in the kitchen and rolls of grease-proof paper wraps. They
have tasted paper on the computer printer, eaten cheque books and gulped
down letters placed on the table.

Brown paper bags are favourites and best of all is a cardboard play-box
made by Lois's fiance, Ken. This consists of two narrow boxes stuck
together with a hole at each end so that they can dive in and meet in
the middle. There is still a bit of it left but they have almost
swallowed the whole thing.

At the moment I notice that they have discovered some pretty paper
serviettes covered in flowers, that a friend gave me for my birthday,
sigh.


Cellophane - the kind they make fruit bags out of - I'm
sure it's some kind of kitty chewing gum. I carefully
screw it up, place it in the bin - and turn round to find
Dakota has fished it out and is munching on it.


--
Jette
"Work for Peace and remain Fiercely Loving" - Jim Byrnes

http://www.jette.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/

ROFL - I dropped half a tissue paper on the floor while feeding Phoebe's
nearly five week old kittens and all TEN pounced on it - they start
young!!!!

Lois

"Bev" wrote in message
...
I had no idea the important part paper played in our lives BB and BC.
Take the toilet paper which nestled in an uninteresting way on its
roller. THEY changed all that. There are a million ways to murder a
toilet roll. One is to simply unravel it and spread it through the
house. Another is to munch it into thousands of little pieces.
Several untouched toilet paper rolls in their plastic wrapper are even
more fun. They have to be unwrapped. This time the destruction
involves biting huge junks out of the roll and shredding the plastic.
You soon learn that the toilet door must be closed at all times. When
guests come they must be warned. If you forget to close the lid on the
toilet THEY will drink the water (which is flavoured with blue stuff and
who knows what it would do to their innards).

THEY discovered the paper towels in the kitchen early in the piece and
simply unravelled the lot at night and slept on it as bedding. Now the
towels live high up on top of a shadow box in the kitchen. You have to
be an acrobat to get at it.

It took them longer to discover that paper lurked in boxes of paper
tissues. Bonnie found it incredible fun emptying a new box of tissues
and methodically chewing them up.

THEY have eaten whole editions of newspapers, book covers. recipes from
a drawer in the kitchen and rolls of grease-proof paper wraps. They
have tasted paper on the computer printer, eaten cheque books and gulped
down letters placed on the table.

Brown paper bags are favourites and best of all is a cardboard play-box
made by Lois's fiance, Ken. This consists of two narrow boxes stuck
together with a hole at each end so that they can dive in and meet in
the middle. There is still a bit of it left but they have almost
swallowed the whole thing.

At the moment I notice that they have discovered some pretty paper
serviettes covered in flowers, that a friend gave me for my birthday,
sigh.

Bev
--
God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece.

In article , Bev wrote:



At the moment I notice that they have discovered some pretty paper
serviettes covered in flowers, that a friend gave me for my birthday,
sigh.

Bev

B&C had strong digestive systems.
Suz
Iron Chef Macmoosette
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Chocolate heals all wounds.