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Old August 2nd 04, 09:29 AM
Camilla Cracchiolo
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On Fri, 30 Jul 2004 14:19:00 GMT,
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Learn the Science of Meditation. Online.

Sing the Song of the Soul!

Yes, you do get beautiful MP3 files with this course, plus wonderful slide
shows and numerous other enlightening material - from articles to graphics.
This is a comprehensively structured course that goes for a year.


Sorry, don't need meditation gurus. This is a cats newsgroup. We
have cats. Don't get it yet?

Cats are the greatest masters of the science of meditation on the
planet! No human even comes close. So do not peddle inferior human
products upon us, for we know the true source of ultimate wisdom.

Even though we are not yet on their level, we patiently study, observe
and emulate our meditating kitties as best we can. We bow down before
our cat masters and constantly learn from their wisdom. We constantly
invoke their divine felinity and beg them to share their ultimate
beingness with us. There is no greater song of the soul than a cat's
purr. Unless it is the tiny meow, and consequent selfless service we
are called upon to render, every time they hear the can opener in the
kitchen.

Now keep your spam out of our newsgroup!



__________________________________________________ _

Camilla Cracchiolo
Registered Nurse
Los Angeles, California

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Old August 2nd 04, 09:29 AM
Camilla Cracchiolo
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On Fri, 30 Jul 2004 14:19:00 GMT,
"
wrote:

Learn the Science of Meditation. Online.

Sing the Song of the Soul!

Yes, you do get beautiful MP3 files with this course, plus wonderful slide
shows and numerous other enlightening material - from articles to graphics.
This is a comprehensively structured course that goes for a year.


Sorry, don't need meditation gurus. This is a cats newsgroup. We
have cats. Don't get it yet?

Cats are the greatest masters of the science of meditation on the
planet! No human even comes close. So do not peddle inferior human
products upon us, for we know the true source of ultimate wisdom.

Even though we are not yet on their level, we patiently study, observe
and emulate our meditating kitties as best we can. We bow down before
our cat masters and constantly learn from their wisdom. We constantly
invoke their divine felinity and beg them to share their ultimate
beingness with us. There is no greater song of the soul than a cat's
purr. Unless it is the tiny meow, and consequent selfless service we
are called upon to render, every time they hear the can opener in the
kitchen.

Now keep your spam out of our newsgroup!



__________________________________________________ _

Camilla Cracchiolo
Registered Nurse
Los Angeles, California

webpage temporarily down
  #3  
Old August 2nd 04, 09:30 AM
Camilla Cracchiolo
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On Fri, 30 Jul 2004 14:19:00 GMT,
"
wrote:

Learn the Science of Meditation. Online.

Sing the Song of the Soul!

Yes, you do get beautiful MP3 files with this course, plus wonderful slide
shows and numerous other enlightening material - from articles to graphics.
This is a comprehensively structured course that goes for a year.


Sorry, don't need meditation gurus. This is a cats newsgroup. We
have cats. Don't get it yet?

Cats are the greatest masters of the science of meditation on the
planet! No human even comes close. So do not peddle inferior human
products upon us, for we know the true source of ultimate wisdom.

Even though we are not yet on their level, we patiently study, observe
and emulate our meditating kitties as best we can. We bow down before
our cat masters and constantly learn from their wisdom. We constantly
invoke their divine felinity and beg them to share their ultimate
beingness with us. There is no greater song of the soul than a cat's
purr. Unless it is the tiny meow, and consequent selfless service we
are called upon to render, every time they hear the can opener in the
kitchen.

Now keep your spam out of our newsgroup!



__________________________________________________ _

Camilla Cracchiolo
Registered Nurse
Los Angeles, California

webpage temporarily down
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Old August 2nd 04, 09:30 AM
Camilla Cracchiolo
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On Fri, 30 Jul 2004 14:19:00 GMT,
"
wrote:

Learn the Science of Meditation. Online.

Sing the Song of the Soul!

Yes, you do get beautiful MP3 files with this course, plus wonderful slide
shows and numerous other enlightening material - from articles to graphics.
This is a comprehensively structured course that goes for a year.


Sorry, don't need meditation gurus. This is a cats newsgroup. We
have cats. Don't get it yet?

Cats are the greatest masters of the science of meditation on the
planet! No human even comes close. So do not peddle inferior human
products upon us, for we know the true source of ultimate wisdom.

Even though we are not yet on their level, we patiently study, observe
and emulate our meditating kitties as best we can. We bow down before
our cat masters and constantly learn from their wisdom. We constantly
invoke their divine felinity and beg them to share their ultimate
beingness with us. There is no greater song of the soul than a cat's
purr. Unless it is the tiny meow, and consequent selfless service we
are called upon to render, every time they hear the can opener in the
kitchen.

Now keep your spam out of our newsgroup!



__________________________________________________ _

Camilla Cracchiolo
Registered Nurse
Los Angeles, California

webpage temporarily down
 




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