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If your owner was a Hoomin
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If your owner was a Hoomin
"Lesley" wrote in message ... I was thinking about this the other day and thought I would throw it in If somehow your owners got turned into Hoomin's what sort of Hoomin would they be? KittyFC would be Germaine Greer, fierce feminist. Boyfie, such a gentle kind boy would probably be a wildlife photographer for the BBC. |
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If your owner was a Hoomin
Miz Piglet would pretty much be a lady unless someone crossed her really and
unfairly. O. T. would be a reporter of some sort, always in someone else's business. Willow would be a wild child!!! "Stormmee" wrote in message ... -Tiger would turn immediately into Jackie mason, including mumbling to himself. -Trudi would dress daringly then slap me who looked or tried to touch while she put flowers in her hair and mumbled the vilest of swear words under her breath. -TV would sit in front of the television watching, hoping he had a woman to bring his food and bear because acquiring either would tax his brain too much, said same woman would also have to operate the remote as this would simply be too complex... he would however make it worth said woman's while in the affection department. -OEJ, would be an activist, giving speeches about something, being too busy to do anything but run around and talk. -Stormmee would find someone,*currently DH* devote herself to them and complain when they didn't appreciate what she was doing... she would have no trouble getting into a fight to protect her man. -Chester, would not be opposed to smoking a little dope and partying all the time, but he might not smoke too much because he is so laid back its not really necessary to relax or munch food. Lee Lesley wrote in message ... I was thinking about this the other day and thought I would throw it in If somehow your owners got turned into Hoomin's what sort of Hoomin would they be? Let's see Speedy Joe would have been a sexist macho pig. He would read any paper with a picture of boobs in it. Drink lager. Support his local football team. Grope women and make comments like "I don't fancy yours much!" as women went past. Get into the occasional fight at the match. He'd probably be a loudmouth Fugazi would have been, quiet and sensible and laid back. Think rather shy, happier in her own company. Vague interest in esoteric philosophy but wears sensible shoes probably reads the Guadian Isis would of course have been a lady. She would wear long dresses. drink tea, eat cucumber sandwiches with the crusts removed. Her hobbies would be embroidery and maybe knitting. She would never swear beyond "Drat" She would of course read the "Lady" and maybe the "Times" although she would skip the bad news and political bits as unworthy of the notice of a lady. You just know she would have a fan Dunzi would have long hair, a kaftan, tinted glasses, a few tomes on meditation, smoke weed and spend time in Ashrams or communes where she would practice free love. She would say "Like, man" a lot. She would be into yoga and go on anti nuclear protest marches, she would have been right at home at Greenham Common. She would read the "International Times" Sarsi would have a mohican and a "Motorhead" t-shirt and very heavy leather boots with thick soles. She would go to festivals and drink cider but also plot World domination while at it (A role player perhaps?), lots of gothic jewellery, upside down pewter crucifixes etc. She's hang around with bikers. She would read "Kerrang" Lesley Slave of the Fabulous Furballs |
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If your owner was a Hoomin
Christina Websell wrote:
"Lesley" wrote in message If somehow your owners got turned into Hoomin's what sort of Hoomin would they be? KittyFC would be Germaine Greer, fierce feminist. Boyfie, such a gentle kind boy would probably be a wildlife photographer for the BBC. LOL - I think he'd rather *eat* the wildlife than photograph it. Joyce -- To send email to this address, remove the triple-X from my user name. |
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If your owner was a Hoomin
Lesley wrote:
I was thinking about this the other day and thought I would throw it in If somehow your owners got turned into Hoomin's what sort of Hoomin would they be? It's not easy to take out the inherent catness and see what's left! But here goes: Miranda would be a gorgeous long-legged girl in her late teens, and well aware of her beautiful looks. Spoiled rotten, and expecting adoration from everyone, as long as they kept a respectful distance. Very opinionated. But sometimes when alone with Mum, she'd let down her tough exterior and be a cuddly little baby. Caliban would be a not-too-bright but kind-hearted clown. The kind who is funny all the time without meaning to be. This is also why he would get along with everyone. To Mir he would be the bratty and annoying little brother whom she loves but can't stand. His catch phrase is, 'Huh? Did I miss something? What'd I miss? Huh?' Frank was such a gentleman all his life. Always courteous and kind towards strangers. He took the best care of his adopted daughter and always tried to protect her, though Nikki didn't really want protection. He was a diplomat who tried to negotiate rather than fight with those who tried to usurp his territory (on the island). Nikki was a little punk. She adored her adopted Dad but no one else - she hated the rest of the world. She caused Frank much grief with her antics. She was a great huntress and didn't care who got hurt in the process. Broke quite a few hearts during her lifetime, too. She was opinionated, self-serving, and couldn't have cared less for social conventions. -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. |
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If your owner was a Hoomin
Marina wrote:
Caliban would be a not-too-bright but kind-hearted clown. The kind who is funny all the time without meaning to be. This is also why he would get along with everyone. To Mir he would be the bratty and annoying little brother whom she loves but can't stand. His catch phrase is, 'Huh? Did I miss something? What'd I miss? Huh?' You forgot to mention that even if he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, and tends to be a bit goofy, he can always get by on his good looks. Joyce |
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If your owner was a Hoomin
wrote in message ... Christina Websell wrote: "Lesley" wrote in message If somehow your owners got turned into Hoomin's what sort of Hoomin would they be? KittyFC would be Germaine Greer, fierce feminist. Boyfie, such a gentle kind boy would probably be a wildlife photographer for the BBC. LOL - I think he'd rather *eat* the wildlife than photograph it. Ah, that might be his trick! Seriously, he has not caught anything with a pulse for ages. He is 5 years old now and cannot be bothered in the winter. It's cold enough for him to eat his breakfast, go out briefly for toilet duties, sleep on the spare bed all day, eat his evening meal, have a brief rat patrol and rub his cheeks over his territory. Kitty can forget about getting her collared doves for now. He wants the duvet. Tweed |
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If your owner was a Hoomin
If there serious need were there as before, bet he could kick it up a notch
and get the Doves. "Christina Websell" wrote in message ... wrote in message ... Christina Websell wrote: "Lesley" wrote in message If somehow your owners got turned into Hoomin's what sort of Hoomin would they be? KittyFC would be Germaine Greer, fierce feminist. Boyfie, such a gentle kind boy would probably be a wildlife photographer for the BBC. LOL - I think he'd rather *eat* the wildlife than photograph it. Ah, that might be his trick! Seriously, he has not caught anything with a pulse for ages. He is 5 years old now and cannot be bothered in the winter. It's cold enough for him to eat his breakfast, go out briefly for toilet duties, sleep on the spare bed all day, eat his evening meal, have a brief rat patrol and rub his cheeks over his territory. Kitty can forget about getting her collared doves for now. He wants the duvet. Tweed |
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If your owner was a Hoomin
I was thinking about this the other day and thought I would throw it
in If somehow your owners got turned into Hoomin's what sort of Hoomin would they be? Muriel would be an elegant old lady who dressed exclusively in Liberty silks and Barbour tweeds and read "The Lady" and "Country Life" while complaining how downmarket they'd got lately. Ishtar would be a little old housewife with a shopping cart who read "The People's Friend" and "Australian Women's Weekly" and knew everybody in the village. Chloe would be a New Ageish ex-hippie who had a vast stack of self help and astrology books and magazines with the corners of every page about phobias turned back and half the stories circled in magic marker. Marblecake would be a Glaswegian schemie mother starting to run to fat dressed in a tracksuit and bling jewellery. Reads celebrity magazines, particularly ones with stories about stars abandoning their kids and getting away with it. Splodge would be a lad-to-Dad character with fading "Born to Raise Hell" tattoos and interesting scars, the complete set of Nick Hornby books, all the "Which" issues covering children's toys and every newspaper's school league tables carefully filed away. The kittens: Ollie would be a teenager who insisted on a clean white shirt every day and read the Financial Times to be sure that his first job would be with a firm whose pension plan was sound. Courtney would be a sk8er grrl in hotpants and a bandanna with a record number of friends on her Facebook page and her main influence listed as Amy Winehouse. ==== j a c k at c a m p i n . m e . u k === http://www.campin.me.uk ==== Jack Campin, 11 Third St, Newtongrange EH22 4PU, Scotland == mob 07800 739 557 CD-ROMs and free stuff: Scottish music, food intolerance, and Mac logic fonts |
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If your owner was a Hoomin
"Lesley" wrote in message ... I was thinking about this the other day and thought I would throw it in If somehow your owners got turned into Hoomin's what sort of Hoomin would they be? I know its only a "what if" question, and I've tried but for the life of me I cannot imagine either Jake or Molly as any sort of a human. Both have so many contradictions in their personalities that would be incompatible with life on the human plane. Or to put it differently, no human could get away with what the two of them get away with regularly. Jo |
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