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Iowna's Birthday!
On 7/7/2015 8:18 PM, cshenk wrote:
Mosey=^..^= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community: Fur those who wants to attend, wez gots a private cabin on the outer banks. Onna 2 July, she's gonna be 14! Dats very respectable fur doggie! Cause she's elderly, wez got a special place all set fur ramps anna specially thick carpet. Cash anna I likes a ramp too anna da softest carpets. Wez got live blue crabs, local fishies, anna a porch wif lots of cushies. Da porch rail is a good 14 inches wide so we can loaf-cat dere. Deres a fishie tank too but wez not allowed to catch dem cause dey are pets. We kin watch dem though! Wana join us? Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent! Samwise goes from group to group announcing the fire works will start soon. "Anyone who would like to watch find a spot on the beach." After everyone is ready Samwise stands in front of them." Most important we are here to celebrate our friend Iowna's birthday. It is also the 4th of July and I always do fireworks. I'm doing them a little different this year. First the dog and cat shaped ones and then the ones that look like flowers and stars. Just to remind you they do not make noise. Iowna, Cash, Mosy, Pit2nya and Daisy-chan snag some munchies off the table and perch on a sand dune with the others to enjoy Samwise's exibit! One goes up and it looks like a cataport pod! Out steps a kittah who grins at them then disappears into stars. Next, a nose pokes out of the porter and sniffs, then is followed by what looks like a little wolf puppy! Gleefully he jumps out and seems to land right on the strip of stars making the milky way. He sniffs along then jumps after the kittah with a wagging tail. As the lights of the cataporter slowly fade, the ones on the beach watching are clapping, meowing, yipping and generally having a great time waiting for Samwise's next epic! Wow Samwise your fireworks display was awesome, yeUP, Luffs n noseboops from Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex and Pipps Iowna cheers with the best as she hears all about it! Slowly, after the sun and fireworks has faded, a little evening cookout with lots of blue crabs in pots develops. Iowna laughs as her claws are too thick to open a blue crab. Mosey comes over as she holds a small one down with her paws and rips it open for her. Cash over on a soft bank of sand is being helped by Pit2nya. Samwise comes down having done all the fireworks and deftly grabs a few blue crabs and munchies out next to Daisy-chan. Together they get them open and enjoy. Lucy Lu grabs a glass of nip tea and more crabs and joins Samwise and Daisy-chan. |
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Iowna's Birthday!
I know what she secretly wants. She wants a sort of rubber thingie that
floats so she kin go swimming but be held nose up ana tether line so iffin she get tired, we kin bring her back in safe-n-sound. Fur us, wez got little canoes off da dock iffin a kittah wants to try dem anna dey has ties you can use to the dock anna let the water sway you to snoozing. Wez also got a ducky bird inna freezer! Daisy-chan the Magnifiscent! [Harri Roadcat starts tinkering with a canoe, pulling some large parts out of a backpack and strapping them onto the stern. She then looks around to be sure that there are no kitties or doggies in the water close by. She then hops into the canoe, flips a switch, and gives a pull on a cord. With a soft hum, her canoe moves slowly away from the dock. Once she's clear of the dock she gives a twist to a control level in her paw. The hum gets a little louder, and the bow of the canoe rises a little bit off the water as the canoe accelerates. Harri is soon zipping along at 20 or 30 knots, exploring the bay and hopping over waves. She then heads back to the dock, slowing carefully as she draws alongside.] Hey, anykitty (or anydoggy) want to go water skiing? Harri |
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Iowna's Birthday!
On 7/9/2015 4:20 PM, Harri Roadcat wrote:
I know what she secretly wants. She wants a sort of rubber thingie that floats so she kin go swimming but be held nose up ana tether line so iffin she get tired, we kin bring her back in safe-n-sound. Fur us, wez got little canoes off da dock iffin a kittah wants to try dem anna dey has ties you can use to the dock anna let the water sway you to snoozing. Wez also got a ducky bird inna freezer! Daisy-chan the Magnifiscent! [Harri Roadcat starts tinkering with a canoe, pulling some large parts out of a backpack and strapping them onto the stern. She then looks around to be sure that there are no kitties or doggies in the water close by. She then hops into the canoe, flips a switch, and gives a pull on a cord. With a soft hum, her canoe moves slowly away from the dock. Once she's clear of the dock she gives a twist to a control level in her paw. The hum gets a little louder, and the bow of the canoe rises a little bit off the water as the canoe accelerates. Harri is soon zipping along at 20 or 30 knots, exploring the bay and hopping over waves. She then heads back to the dock, slowing carefully as she draws alongside.] Hey, anykitty (or anydoggy) want to go water skiing? Harri "I love to water ski." Lucy Lu sets out her skies and puts them on. Grabbing the line she waves to Harri to start. |
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Iowna's Birthday!
"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message ... Mosey wikes da idear uf a canoe. Mayhaps Amelia wyl go fur uh ride wif meh? I'm sorry Mosey, my bad bad secretary missed this message and didnt' tell me about it. I'd love to go canoeing with you. Amelia Mosey, ever the 'gentlecat', assists Amelia into the canoe and off they paddle, noticing fun things in the water. Thank you for wanting to go canoeing with me. I think this is great, don't you? May I give you a noseboop? Mosey |
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Iowna's Birthday!
[Harri Roadcat starts tinkering with a canoe, pulling some large parts
out of a backpack and strapping them onto the stern. She then looks around to be sure that there are no kitties or doggies in the water close by. She then hops into the canoe, flips a switch, and gives a pull on a cord. With a soft hum, her canoe moves slowly away from the dock. Once she's clear of the dock she gives a twist to a control level in her paw. The hum gets a little louder, and the bow of the canoe rises a little bit off the water as the canoe accelerates. Harri is soon zipping along at 20 or 30 knots, exploring the bay and hopping over waves. She then heads back to the dock, slowing carefully as she draws alongside.] Hey, anykitty (or anydoggy) want to go water skiing? Harri "I love to water ski." Lucy Lu sets out her skies and puts them on. Grabbing the line she waves to Harri to start. [Revving the canoe engine, Harri eases away from the dock then gradually speeds up until Lucy Lu is flying over the water. She hops the boat's wake, turning to ski backwards, then flipping forward again. The canoe speeds past a floating ramp, and Lucy Lu slides up the ramp, makes a double flip in the air, and comes down cleanly. They loop around the bay several times, with Lucy Lu demonstrating great mastery of water skiing. After a few minutes she waves to Harri, who heads back towards shore and slows down as they approach.] |
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Iowna's Birthday!
Mosey, ever the 'gentlecat', assists Amelia into the canoe and off they
paddle, noticing fun things in the water. Thank you for wanting to go canoeing with me. I think this is great, don't you? May I give you a noseboop? Mosey Certainly! nose boop Look at all those fishies! They're swimming just a few feet below us. I hope that Harri Roadcat sees us and doesn't run us over with her racing canoe! Amelia |
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Iowna's Birthday!
Mosey, ever the 'gentlecat', assists Amelia into the canoe and off they paddle, noticing fun things in the water. Thank you for wanting to go canoeing with me. I think this is great, don't you? May I give you a noseboop? Mosey Certainly! nose boop Ooooo, that was a wonderful noseboop you gave me, sweet Amelia grins You look especially lovely today, smiles Look at all those fishies! They're swimming just a few feet below us. I hope that Harri Roadcat sees us and doesn't run us over with her racing canoe! Amelia yeUP, I love to look at all of those fishies. I have a loud horn so Harri won't run us over with her racing canoe. Lufs, Mosey |
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Iowna's Birthday!
On 7/10/2015 10:08 AM, Harri Roadcat wrote:
[Harri Roadcat starts tinkering with a canoe, pulling some large parts out of a backpack and strapping them onto the stern. She then looks around to be sure that there are no kitties or doggies in the water close by. She then hops into the canoe, flips a switch, and gives a pull on a cord. With a soft hum, her canoe moves slowly away from the dock. Once she's clear of the dock she gives a twist to a control level in her paw. The hum gets a little louder, and the bow of the canoe rises a little bit off the water as the canoe accelerates. Harri is soon zipping along at 20 or 30 knots, exploring the bay and hopping over waves. She then heads back to the dock, slowing carefully as she draws alongside.] Hey, anykitty (or anydoggy) want to go water skiing? Harri "I love to water ski." Lucy Lu sets out her skies and puts them on. Grabbing the line she waves to Harri to start. [Revving the canoe engine, Harri eases away from the dock then gradually speeds up until Lucy Lu is flying over the water. She hops the boat's wake, turning to ski backwards, then flipping forward again. The canoe speeds past a floating ramp, and Lucy Lu slides up the ramp, makes a double flip in the air, and comes down cleanly. They loop around the bay several times, with Lucy Lu demonstrating great mastery of water skiing. After a few minutes she waves to Harri, who heads back towards shore and slows down as they approach.] " Harri, that was so much fun. " Lucy Lu takes off her skies. " I'm going to get some nip tea. Would anyone one like some? I can bring back a tray with some nip tea and food." |
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Iowna's Birthday!
Harri Roadcat wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:
[Harri Roadcat starts tinkering with a canoe, pulling some large parts out of a backpack and strapping them onto the stern. She then looks around to be sure that there are no kitties or doggies in the water close by. She then hops into the canoe, flips a switch, and gives a pull on a cord. With a soft hum, her canoe moves slowly away from the dock. Once she's clear of the dock she gives a twist to a control level in her paw. The hum gets a little louder, and the bow of the canoe rises a little bit off the water as the canoe accelerates. Harri is soon zipping along at 20 or 30 knots, exploring the bay and hopping over waves. She then heads back to the dock, slowing carefully as she draws alongside.] Hey, anykitty (or anydoggy) want to go water skiing? Harri "I love to water ski." Lucy Lu sets out her skies and puts them on. Grabbing the line she waves to Harri to start. [Revving the canoe engine, Harri eases away from the dock then gradually speeds up until Lucy Lu is flying over the water. She hops the boat's wake, turning to ski backwards, then flipping forward again. The canoe speeds past a floating ramp, and Lucy Lu slides up the ramp, makes a double flip in the air, and comes down cleanly. They loop around the bay several times, with Lucy Lu demonstrating great mastery of water skiing. After a few minutes she waves to Harri, who heads back towards shore and slows down as they approach.] Iowna wakes from a nice nap and hears all the fun! She sniffs Harri and asks if she can have a ride? Harri grins and fits Iowna into a lifejacket (cat size medium large). Daisy-chan jumps into the seat to balance the weight (size medium lifejacket). Cash noses up but thinks he's too heavy for this trip hen he notices, there is a glass bottom! He asks Harri, if he lays quitely on the floor in the middle to watch the fishie life below, if his 52lbs would be a problem next ride? Meantime, Iowna and Daisy-chan want SPEED! Cash ever the gentleman, ceeds this ride to the ladies and hopes he can catch a slower one later. He's also eyeing a set of water boards and wondering if he can water skate on them... -- |
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Iowna's Birthday!
ann791 wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:
On 7/7/2015 8:18 PM, cshenk wrote: Mosey=^..^= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community: Fur those who wants to attend, wez gots a private cabin on the outer banks. Onna 2 July, she's gonna be 14! Dats very respectable fur doggie! Cause she's elderly, wez got a special place all set fur ramps anna specially thick carpet. Cash anna I likes a ramp too anna da softest carpets. Wez got live blue crabs, local fishies, anna a porch wif lots of cushies. Da porch rail is a good 14 inches wide so we can loaf-cat dere. Deres a fishie tank too but wez not allowed to catch dem cause dey are pets. We kin watch dem though! Wana join us? Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent! Samwise goes from group to group announcing the fire works will start soon. "Anyone who would like to watch find a spot on the beach." After everyone is ready Samwise stands in front of them." Most important we are here to celebrate our friend Iowna's birthday. It is also the 4th of July and I always do fireworks. I'm doing them a little different this year. First the dog and cat shaped ones and then the ones that look like flowers and stars. Just to remind you they do not make noise. Iowna, Cash, Mosy, Pit2nya and Daisy-chan snag some munchies off the table and perch on a sand dune with the others to enjoy Samwise's exibit! One goes up and it looks like a cataport pod! Out steps a kittah who grins at them then disappears into stars. Next, a nose pokes out of the porter and sniffs, then is followed by what looks like a little wolf puppy! Gleefully he jumps out and seems to land right on the strip of stars making the milky way. He sniffs along then jumps after the kittah with a wagging tail. As the lights of the cataporter slowly fade, the ones on the beach watching are clapping, meowing, yipping and generally having a great time waiting for Samwise's next epic! Wow Samwise your fireworks display was awesome, yeUP, Luffs n noseboops from Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex and Pipps Iowna cheers with the best as she hears all about it! Slowly, after the sun and fireworks has faded, a little evening cookout with lots of blue crabs in pots develops. Iowna laughs as her claws are too thick to open a blue crab. Mosey comes over as she holds a small one down with her paws and rips it open for her. Cash over on a soft bank of sand is being helped by Pit2nya. Samwise comes down having done all the fireworks and deftly grabs a few blue crabs and munchies out next to Daisy-chan. Together they get them open and enjoy. Lucy Lu grabs a glass of nip tea and more crabs and joins Samwise and Daisy-chan. Cash and Pit2nya come over with a bowl of romaine for Iowna and drop a few more blue crabs in the center. Cash selects one and holds it down just right with his big paws then looks about expectantly for a kittah to help open it for him. Pit2nya is helping Iowna so Lucy Lu helps out Cash and they munch down. Cash's jaws are most helpful to crush the claws for the kittahs. -- |
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