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  #11  
Old February 18th 09, 05:05 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Hihi Kenzie

Now Sundance, newly winked kitty, don't get technical on me.
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
How kud we uze toylit paperz wifowt opozabul fumz?

Sundance the newly-winked

"Granby" wrote in message
...
Stormmee da Gramby sayz if uz cats wud learnz ta uze toilet paperz, we
wuden need lidder boxez.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
ifin hoomins wuuld wash purrpurpli, wif derown toungez, dey wuldint
needa hot water monzterz, Trudi
"Gandalf" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:20:02 -0800, "Mosey =^..^="
wrote:

Hihi Kenzie
I know your Pa doesn't write here much, but I just wanted to say hi to
you
and him and I hope everything works out with the water heater. You are
a
very pretty kitty and I am glad your Pa and my Mommy are e-mail
friends.
Is it still cold where you live? Keep warm n tell your Pa not to work
too
hard.
friend kiss on the top of your head
Mosey

Thank you Mosey. Paw is checkin his tunas, fer da new hot water
machine. I doesn't unnderstand why he needs a machine to make hot
water,
ennyways.

it's still bery cold heres. But iffn da sun is out, it's warm on da
front porch. I tooked a nap der, on Caturday.

Kenzie








  #12  
Old February 18th 09, 05:10 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Posts: 10,742
Default Hihi Kenzie

Hihi diz iz O T anna sometimez I uzez da hooman lidder box but I kant
flushez itself. Willow tried to uze itself but her falled in anna gottea
all wetz wiff da watermonstzerz.
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Now Sundance, newly winked kitty, don't get technical on me.
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
How kud we uze toylit paperz wifowt opozabul fumz?

Sundance the newly-winked

"Granby" wrote in message
...
Stormmee da Gramby sayz if uz cats wud learnz ta uze toilet paperz, we
wuden need lidder boxez.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
ifin hoomins wuuld wash purrpurpli, wif derown toungez, dey wuldint
needa hot water monzterz, Trudi
"Gandalf" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:20:02 -0800, "Mosey =^..^="
wrote:

Hihi Kenzie
I know your Pa doesn't write here much, but I just wanted to say hi to
you
and him and I hope everything works out with the water heater. You
are a
very pretty kitty and I am glad your Pa and my Mommy are e-mail
friends.
Is it still cold where you live? Keep warm n tell your Pa not to work
too
hard.
friend kiss on the top of your head
Mosey

Thank you Mosey. Paw is checkin his tunas, fer da new hot water
machine. I doesn't unnderstand why he needs a machine to make hot
water,
ennyways.

it's still bery cold heres. But iffn da sun is out, it's warm on da
front porch. I tooked a nap der, on Caturday.

Kenzie










  #13  
Old February 18th 09, 07:00 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Hihi Kenzie

sshhhhhh, don't say diz where mine hoominz kan see, dey mite tryta get uses
to doit, Trudi
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Hihi diz iz O T anna sometimez I uzez da hooman lidder box but I kant
flushez itself. Willow tried to uze itself but her falled in anna gottea
all wetz wiff da watermonstzerz.
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Now Sundance, newly winked kitty, don't get technical on me.
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
How kud we uze toylit paperz wifowt opozabul fumz?

Sundance the newly-winked

"Granby" wrote in message
...
Stormmee da Gramby sayz if uz cats wud learnz ta uze toilet paperz, we
wuden need lidder boxez.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
ifin hoomins wuuld wash purrpurpli, wif derown toungez, dey wuldint
needa hot water monzterz, Trudi
"Gandalf" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:20:02 -0800, "Mosey =^..^="
wrote:

Hihi Kenzie
I know your Pa doesn't write here much, but I just wanted to say hi
to you
and him and I hope everything works out with the water heater. You
are a
very pretty kitty and I am glad your Pa and my Mommy are e-mail
friends.
Is it still cold where you live? Keep warm n tell your Pa not to
work too
hard.
friend kiss on the top of your head
Mosey

Thank you Mosey. Paw is checkin his tunas, fer da new hot water
machine. I doesn't unnderstand why he needs a machine to make hot
water,
ennyways.

it's still bery cold heres. But iffn da sun is out, it's warm on da
front porch. I tooked a nap der, on Caturday.

Kenzie












  #14  
Old February 18th 09, 01:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Posts: 10,742
Default Hihi Kenzie

No hooman teached me ta do diz, I learnded by watching ofther hoomanz do it.
O T disgruntled to think hoomanz kud treach a Cat anything.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
sshhhhhh, don't say diz where mine hoominz kan see, dey mite tryta get
uses to doit, Trudi
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Hihi diz iz O T anna sometimez I uzez da hooman lidder box but I kant
flushez itself. Willow tried to uze itself but her falled in anna gottea
all wetz wiff da watermonstzerz.
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Now Sundance, newly winked kitty, don't get technical on me.
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
How kud we uze toylit paperz wifowt opozabul fumz?

Sundance the newly-winked

"Granby" wrote in message
...
Stormmee da Gramby sayz if uz cats wud learnz ta uze toilet paperz, we
wuden need lidder boxez.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
ifin hoomins wuuld wash purrpurpli, wif derown toungez, dey wuldint
needa hot water monzterz, Trudi
"Gandalf" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:20:02 -0800, "Mosey =^..^="
wrote:

Hihi Kenzie
I know your Pa doesn't write here much, but I just wanted to say hi
to you
and him and I hope everything works out with the water heater. You
are a
very pretty kitty and I am glad your Pa and my Mommy are e-mail
friends.
Is it still cold where you live? Keep warm n tell your Pa not to
work too
hard.
friend kiss on the top of your head
Mosey

Thank you Mosey. Paw is checkin his tunas, fer da new hot water
machine. I doesn't unnderstand why he needs a machine to make hot
water,
ennyways.

it's still bery cold heres. But iffn da sun is out, it's warm on da
front porch. I tooked a nap der, on Caturday.

Kenzie














  #15  
Old February 18th 09, 08:10 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Default HRMph

On Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:47:38 -0600, "Stormmee"
wrote:

der i wuz juzt mindin mineown buzinezz... when a slize of roazt beazt
sturted tawntin me, fur no gud reazun, so I jumped onto da table and
sturtedta subdu it, den furri kamed, anna he wuz saying a rud like da roazt
beazt, he taked it awy furm minesef anna sayed i knowz da rulez, dat fudz
onna table iz fur hoominz, i sayed yeah but i didnot wanta soft one to hear
it tawntin anione... anna beside, Trudi, Tiger, anna mineownsef, had
alreadi, eated, err , i mean, subdued da beazt onna kittee buffett, MH


it is only right for kitties to sudue fudz! take back the fudz. Do you
want help frum the sherrif?
beauty
  #16  
Old February 18th 09, 09:25 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default Hihi Kenzie

you iz rite bowt dat, but dey mite aktuli try anna talk uses intoit, owrz
hoominz iz lazi, dey efin haza box dat movez da poop fur uses, anna softz
brofur haz dat one dat flushez afur da kittee goez, Trudi
"Granby" wrote in message
...
No hooman teached me ta do diz, I learnded by watching ofther hoomanz do
it. O T disgruntled to think hoomanz kud treach a Cat anything.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
sshhhhhh, don't say diz where mine hoominz kan see, dey mite tryta get
uses to doit, Trudi
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Hihi diz iz O T anna sometimez I uzez da hooman lidder box but I kant
flushez itself. Willow tried to uze itself but her falled in anna
gottea all wetz wiff da watermonstzerz.
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Now Sundance, newly winked kitty, don't get technical on me.
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
How kud we uze toylit paperz wifowt opozabul fumz?

Sundance the newly-winked

"Granby" wrote in message
...
Stormmee da Gramby sayz if uz cats wud learnz ta uze toilet paperz,
we wuden need lidder boxez.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
ifin hoomins wuuld wash purrpurpli, wif derown toungez, dey wuldint
needa hot water monzterz, Trudi
"Gandalf" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:20:02 -0800, "Mosey =^..^="
wrote:

Hihi Kenzie
I know your Pa doesn't write here much, but I just wanted to say hi
to you
and him and I hope everything works out with the water heater. You
are a
very pretty kitty and I am glad your Pa and my Mommy are e-mail
friends.
Is it still cold where you live? Keep warm n tell your Pa not to
work too
hard.
friend kiss on the top of your head
Mosey

Thank you Mosey. Paw is checkin his tunas, fer da new hot water
machine. I doesn't unnderstand why he needs a machine to make hot
water,
ennyways.

it's still bery cold heres. But iffn da sun is out, it's warm on da
front porch. I tooked a nap der, on Caturday.

Kenzie
















  #17  
Old February 18th 09, 09:30 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
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not diz time butted ifin it happinz agin i willz need hep, der iz more beazt
inna coldezt purt of da fud box, Chester seed it when soft getted in der...
he allatime lukz in when dey opinz it... anna we getted sum fur supper, MH
"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:47:38 -0600, "Stormmee"
wrote:

der i wuz juzt mindin mineown buzinezz... when a slize of roazt beazt
sturted tawntin me, fur no gud reazun, so I jumped onto da table and
sturtedta subdu it, den furri kamed, anna he wuz saying a rud like da
roazt
beazt, he taked it awy furm minesef anna sayed i knowz da rulez, dat fudz
onna table iz fur hoominz, i sayed yeah but i didnot wanta soft one to
hear
it tawntin anione... anna beside, Trudi, Tiger, anna mineownsef, had
alreadi, eated, err , i mean, subdued da beazt onna kittee buffett, MH


it is only right for kitties to sudue fudz! take back the fudz. Do you
want help frum the sherrif?
beauty



  #18  
Old February 20th 09, 01:05 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Oooooo, kan yoo port sum offer tew me n da bitties. erm Kits?
I gots sum red nip wine I can port bak tew yooz gize.
Rool uff thum...um we don't gots 'thumz'
sept fur da polidacytsilliez

Red nip whine wif beasts
White nip wif fishies, n thur seefudzs..
Mosey


not diz time butted ifin it happinz agin i willz need hep, der iz more
beazt inna coldezt purt of da fud box, Chester seed it when soft getted in
der... he allatime lukz in when dey opinz it... anna we getted sum fur
supper, MH

der i wuz juzt mindin mineown buzinezz... when a slize of roazt beazt
sturted tawntin me, fur no gud reazun, so I jumped onto da table and
sturtedta subdu it, den furri kamed, anna he wuz saying a rud like da
roazt
beazt, he taked it awy furm minesef anna sayed i knowz da rulez, dat fudz
onna table iz fur hoominz, i sayed yeah but i didnot wanta soft one to
hear
it tawntin anione... anna beside, Trudi, Tiger, anna mineownsef, had
alreadi, eated, err , i mean, subdued da beazt onna kittee buffett, MH


it is only right for kitties to sudue fudz! take back the fudz. Do you
want help frum the sherrif?
beauty





  #19  
Old February 20th 09, 01:14 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_3_] Mosey =^..^=[_3_] is offline
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Posts: 789
Default Hihi Kenzie

Umm, guys, I put up a Hihi for a frendkitty n gnow all uff a sudden we r
tawking bout doodleboxs [I love that word] n stuff like dat? Is it a full
Moon owt r sumpthin? You are very silly. .
Sawry Kenzie, I goofed again and wrote in Catspeak too. Well, I hope this
gave you a good laugh, buncha silly kitties here. [gotta throw a party
soon]
The bannister is complaining from lack of use.
Mosey

you iz rite bowt dat, but dey mite aktuli try anna talk uses intoit, owrz
hoominz iz lazi, dey efin haza box dat movez da poop fur uses, anna softz
brofur haz dat one dat flushez afur da kittee goez, Trudi
"Granby" No hooman teached me ta do diz, I learnded by watching ofther
hoomanz do
it. O T disgruntled to think hoomanz kud treach a Cat anything.
"Stormmee" sshhhhhh, don't say diz where mine hoominz kan see, dey
mite tryta get
uses to doit, Trudi


Hihi diz iz O T anna sometimez I uzez da hooman lidder box but I kant
flushez itself. Willow tried to uze itself but her falled in anna
gottea all wetz wiff da watermonstzerz.
"Granby" wrote in message
...
Now Sundance, newly winked kitty, don't get technical on me.
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
How kud we uze toylit paperz wifowt opozabul fumz?

Sundance the newly-winked

"Granby" wrote in message
...
Stormmee da Gramby sayz if uz cats wud learnz ta uze toilet paperz,
we wuden need lidder boxez.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
ifin hoomins wuuld wash purrpurpli, wif derown toungez, dey wuldint
needa hot water monzterz, Trudi
"Gandalf" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:20:02 -0800, "Mosey =^..^="
wrote:

Hihi Kenzie
I know your Pa doesn't write here much, but I just wanted to say
hi to you
and him and I hope everything works out with the water heater.
You are a
very pretty kitty and I am glad your Pa and my Mommy are e-mail
friends.
Is it still cold where you live? Keep warm n tell your Pa not to
work too
hard.
friend kiss on the top of your head
Mosey

Thank you Mosey. Paw is checkin his tunas, fer da new hot water
machine. I doesn't unnderstand why he needs a machine to make hot
water,
ennyways.

it's still bery cold heres. But iffn da sun is out, it's warm on
da
front porch. I tooked a nap der, on Caturday.

Kenzie


















  #20  
Old February 20th 09, 01:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
Default HRMph

*porter twinklez* a nize 4 oz pakage of roazt beazt appearz* don't senna
red wine kuz sinze soft kant seeit, ifin she drinkzit her willz get sik,
juzt injoyit wif yourown beazt, MH
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Oooooo, kan yoo port sum offer tew me n da bitties. erm Kits?
I gots sum red nip wine I can port bak tew yooz gize.
Rool uff thum...um we don't gots 'thumz'
sept fur da polidacytsilliez

Red nip whine wif beasts
White nip wif fishies, n thur seefudzs..
Mosey


not diz time butted ifin it happinz agin i willz need hep, der iz more
beazt inna coldezt purt of da fud box, Chester seed it when soft getted
in der... he allatime lukz in when dey opinz it... anna we getted sum fur
supper, MH

der i wuz juzt mindin mineown buzinezz... when a slize of roazt beazt
sturted tawntin me, fur no gud reazun, so I jumped onto da table and
sturtedta subdu it, den furri kamed, anna he wuz saying a rud like da
roazt
beazt, he taked it awy furm minesef anna sayed i knowz da rulez, dat
fudz
onna table iz fur hoominz, i sayed yeah but i didnot wanta soft one to
hear
it tawntin anione... anna beside, Trudi, Tiger, anna mineownsef, had
alreadi, eated, err , i mean, subdued da beazt onna kittee buffett,
MH


it is only right for kitties to sudue fudz! take back the fudz. Do you
want help frum the sherrif?
beauty







 




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