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Old March 24th 09, 01:08 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Mommy Micki mad a mistak an leff a bigg pot wiff a plant in it on
mineown winnow seet sew I cud gnot shew mine byooty to da peeple,
including sum kitties and d*ggies in da Out. Diss morning, wen da son
wuz shinin britely an I wud haff luked jus awsum in dat winnow, I had
to tak matters inoo mine own paw.

I gotted between dat pott an da winnow an pushed wiff mine strong, but
luvly, bak until it assidently falled off da winnow seet an onto da
flour and wen BOOM. Den I kurled up on da ledj an let efferywun
admires me.

Mommy Micky din' blam me. Shee jus sed sum wurds and cleened up da
mess. I wuzn shor she wasn mad until shee waz eetin dinner an shee
shared a widdle peece of wunnerful CHIKUM wiff mine ownself. I reely
enjoyd it.

Da onwee fing iz dat Uncl Bill laffed wile I wuz eetin da chickum and
said sumfin dat souned wike "le kushion rooj," an I don' gnow wat dat
MEENS. Is it nise?

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Old March 24th 09, 02:48 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:08:47 -0700 (PDT), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:

Da onwee fing iz dat Uncl Bill laffed wile I wuz eetin da chickum and
said sumfin dat souned wike "le kushion rooj," an I don' gnow wat dat
MEENS. Is it nise?


Hmmmm,I don kno whud dis meens, buttid yoo sertainly did da rite fing
by cleerink dat plant frum YUR winnow seet.

I bet yoo luked just wuffly dere!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/23/2009 10:47:23 PM
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Old March 24th 09, 03:21 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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On Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:08:47 -0700 (PDT), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:

Da onwee fing iz dat Uncl Bill laffed wile I wuz eetin da chickum and
said sumfin dat souned wike "le kushion rooj," an I don' gnow wat dat
MEENS. Is it nise?


Hmmmm,I don kno whud dis meens, buttid yoo sertainly did da rite fing
by cleerink dat plant frum YUR winnow seet.

I bet yoo luked just wuffly dere!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs


Daddy sed it mite meen 'da red pig'!!!
Duz dat mayke enny senze????

Iz dere uh reztoorant wiff dat nayme?

Ar yu an oranj kittee?
Weer yu eatin da tzikkin fazt????

Iz Uncl Bill hedded furr boot camp?

--
Pitô.ônya

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Old March 24th 09, 03:36 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Hihi diz iz O T anna I don have a klue what dat meanz but, you gotted your
winnow cill bak, you gotted da chiken so, maybee it duznt matterz.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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Mommy Micki mad a mistak an leff a bigg pot wiff a plant in it on
mineown winnow seet sew I cud gnot shew mine byooty to da peeple,
including sum kitties and d*ggies in da Out. Diss morning, wen da son
wuz shinin britely an I wud haff luked jus awsum in dat winnow, I had
to tak matters inoo mine own paw.

I gotted between dat pott an da winnow an pushed wiff mine strong, but
luvly, bak until it assidently falled off da winnow seet an onto da
flour and wen BOOM. Den I kurled up on da ledj an let efferywun
admires me.

Mommy Micky din' blam me. Shee jus sed sum wurds and cleened up da
mess. I wuzn shor she wasn mad until shee waz eetin dinner an shee
shared a widdle peece of wunnerful CHIKUM wiff mine ownself. I reely
enjoyd it.

Da onwee fing iz dat Uncl Bill laffed wile I wuz eetin da chickum and
said sumfin dat souned wike "le kushion rooj," an I don' gnow wat dat
MEENS. Is it nise?

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun



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Old March 24th 09, 03:39 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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umtimez you juzt hasta tak matterz into yourown pawz, Trudi who knowz
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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Mommy Micki mad a mistak an leff a bigg pot wiff a plant in it on
mineown winnow seet sew I cud gnot shew mine byooty to da peeple,
including sum kitties and d*ggies in da Out. Diss morning, wen da son
wuz shinin britely an I wud haff luked jus awsum in dat winnow, I had
to tak matters inoo mine own paw.

I gotted between dat pott an da winnow an pushed wiff mine strong, but
luvly, bak until it assidently falled off da winnow seet an onto da
flour and wen BOOM. Den I kurled up on da ledj an let efferywun
admires me.

Mommy Micky din' blam me. Shee jus sed sum wurds and cleened up da
mess. I wuzn shor she wasn mad until shee waz eetin dinner an shee
shared a widdle peece of wunnerful CHIKUM wiff mine ownself. I reely
enjoyd it.

Da onwee fing iz dat Uncl Bill laffed wile I wuz eetin da chickum and
said sumfin dat souned wike "le kushion rooj," an I don' gnow wat dat
MEENS. Is it nise?

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun



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Old March 24th 09, 03:27 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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On Mar 23, 11:21*pm, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
wrote:
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in et...





On Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:08:47 -0700 (PDT), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:


Da onwee fing iz dat Uncl Bill laffed wile I wuz eetin da chickum and
said sumfin dat souned wike "le kushion rooj," an I don' gnow wat dat
MEENS. Is it nise?


Hmmmm,I don kno whud dis meens, buttid yoo sertainly did da rite fing
by cleerink dat plant frum YUR winnow seet.


I bet yoo luked just wuffly dere!


--
Purrs,


Mme. Anaïs


Daddy sed it mite meen 'da red pig'!!!
Duz dat mayke enny senze????


GRRR

Iz dere uh reztoorant wiff dat nayme?


Mebbe


Ar yu an oranj kittee?


I am a byootiful, SLENDUR, red kittee.

Weer yu eatin da tzikkin fazt????


I haff had a helfy attepite wately. I wike mine fudz.


Iz Uncl Bill *hedded furr boot camp?


I should FINK SO.

--
Sunrise, da pritty SLENDUR red kitty



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Old March 24th 09, 05:39 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Mar 23, 6:08*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
Mommy Micki mad a mistak an leff a bigg pot wiff a plant in it on
mineown winnow seet sew I cud gnot shew mine byooty to da peeple,
including sum kitties and d*ggies in da Out. Diss morning, wen da son
wuz shinin britely an I wud haff luked jus awsum in dat winnow, I had
to tak matters inoo mine own paw.

I gotted between dat pott an da winnow an pushed wiff mine strong, but
luvly, bak until it assidently falled off da winnow seet an onto da
flour and wen BOOM. Den I kurled up on da ledj an let efferywun
admires me.

Mommy Micky din' blam me. Shee jus sed sum wurds and cleened up da
mess. I wuzn shor she wasn mad until shee waz eetin dinner an shee
shared a widdle peece of wunnerful CHIKUM wiff mine ownself. I reely
enjoyd it.

Da onwee fing iz dat Uncl Bill laffed wile I wuz eetin da chickum and
said sumfin dat souned wike "le kushion rooj," an I don' gnow wat dat
MEENS. Is it nise?

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun


Sunwize surrttenwee hAs da rite too pOOsh da pot offn hur own
prawpitty..an pweetendink she didnt gno it wuz dere. Dis iss jus wot
da hoominz doo! WIke, wen iam bery nizewee kurrld up on da ottoman an
al uffa sudden der is sumwunz WEG bumpin me in da hed er sumfink, an
da hoomin den sez "ooh i did not gno yoo wuz dere iam soo sowwy sweet
kittee". Orr dey al uffa sudden putz newspayperz on yoo an den dey
sez da same sing "oh i sowwy, so sowwy, widdo kittee".

Sumtimez seems hoominz do gnot unnerstan prawpitty rites, an speshully
how perticooler usses cats ar bout dis isshu.

Sighhhh.. ^~"~^
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Old March 24th 09, 05:46 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Mar 24, 1:39*pm, meOwy wrote:
On Mar 23, 6:08*pm, Will in New Haven





wrote:
Mommy Micki mad a mistak an leff a bigg pot wiff a plant in it on
mineown winnow seet sew I cud gnot shew mine byooty to da peeple,
including sum kitties and d*ggies in da Out. Diss morning, wen da son
wuz shinin britely an I wud haff luked jus awsum in dat winnow, I had
to tak matters inoo mine own paw.


I gotted between dat pott an da winnow an pushed wiff mine strong, but
luvly, bak until it assidently falled off da winnow seet an onto da
flour and wen BOOM. Den I kurled up on da ledj an let efferywun
admires me.


Mommy Micky din' blam me. Shee jus sed sum wurds and cleened up da
mess. I wuzn shor she wasn mad until shee waz eetin dinner an shee
shared a widdle peece of wunnerful CHIKUM wiff mine ownself. I reely
enjoyd it.


Da onwee fing iz dat Uncl Bill laffed wile I wuz eetin da chickum and
said sumfin dat souned wike "le kushion rooj," an I don' gnow wat dat
MEENS. Is it nise?


--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun


Sunwize surrttenwee hAs da rite too pOOsh da pot offn hur own
prawpitty..an pweetendink she didnt gno it wuz dere. *Dis iss jus wot
da hoominz doo! *WIke, wen iam bery nizewee kurrld up on da ottoman an
al uffa sudden der is sumwunz WEG bumpin me in da hed er sumfink, an
da hoomin den sez "ooh i did not gno yoo wuz dere iam soo sowwy sweet
kittee". *Orr dey al uffa sudden putz newspayperz on yoo an den dey
sez da same sing "oh i sowwy, so sowwy, widdo kittee".

Sumtimez seems hoominz do gnot unnerstan prawpitty rites, an speshully
how perticooler usses cats ar bout dis isshu.

Yoo r furry wize. I gotta queshun. Yoo red about wat Uncl Bill sed
bout mee.

Shoud I beat up Uncl Bill or shoud I haff da Bear, r d*g, do it?

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, wiff da hurted feelerings.
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Old March 24th 09, 06:01 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Mar 24, 10:46*am, Will in New Haven
wrote:
On Mar 24, 1:39*pm, meOwy wrote:



On Mar 23, 6:08*pm, Will in New Haven


wrote:
Mommy Micki mad a mistak an leff a bigg pot wiff a plant in it on
mineown winnow seet sew I cud gnot shew mine byooty to da peeple,
including sum kitties and d*ggies in da Out. Diss morning, wen da son
wuz shinin britely an I wud haff luked jus awsum in dat winnow, I had
to tak matters inoo mine own paw.


I gotted between dat pott an da winnow an pushed wiff mine strong, but
luvly, bak until it assidently falled off da winnow seet an onto da
flour and wen BOOM. Den I kurled up on da ledj an let efferywun
admires me.


Mommy Micky din' blam me. Shee jus sed sum wurds and cleened up da
mess. I wuzn shor she wasn mad until shee waz eetin dinner an shee
shared a widdle peece of wunnerful CHIKUM wiff mine ownself. I reely
enjoyd it.


Da onwee fing iz dat Uncl Bill laffed wile I wuz eetin da chickum and
said sumfin dat souned wike "le kushion rooj," an I don' gnow wat dat
MEENS. Is it nise?


--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun


Sunwize surrttenwee hAs da rite too pOOsh da pot offn hur own
prawpitty..an pweetendink she didnt gno it wuz dere. *Dis iss jus wot
da hoominz doo! *WIke, wen iam bery nizewee kurrld up on da ottoman an
al uffa sudden der is sumwunz WEG bumpin me in da hed er sumfink, an
da hoomin den sez "ooh i did not gno yoo wuz dere iam soo sowwy sweet
kittee". *Orr dey al uffa sudden putz newspayperz on yoo an den dey
sez da same sing "oh i sowwy, so sowwy, widdo kittee".


Sumtimez seems hoominz do gnot unnerstan prawpitty rites, an speshully
how perticooler usses cats ar bout dis isshu.


Yoo r furry wize. I gotta queshun. Yoo red about wat Uncl Bill sed
bout mee.

Shoud I beat up Uncl Bill or shoud I haff da Bear, r d*g, do it?

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Weww, i finks yoo shud find a widdle pot yoo can kary or da d*ggie can
kary (wike in hiz mouf), an puttz in on da unclbilz bed. an bee shur
yoo pweetend wike yoo do gnot gno anyfing bout it. Den dey can
unnderstanz how it feelz. i wud gnot sik da d*g on yur hoomin cuz datz
too skary!

Jus' mine own opinyyn ob korz. Gud luk, MeOwy
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Old March 24th 09, 06:04 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Tue, 24 Mar 2009 10:46:29 -0700, Will in New Haven wrote:

Yoo r furry wize. I gotta queshun. Yoo red about wat Uncl Bill sed bout
mee.

Shoud I beat up Uncl Bill or shoud I haff da Bear, r d*g, do it?


Could him haf meant "da red cushion"? Was you sitting on or beside a red
cushion at da time? What would "da red pritty girl" be in Furrench? Or
mebbe him finks dat you deserfe a big soft red cushion all ub your own,
da betterer to show yourown beauty from.

Harri
 




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