anofur storee aktifitee

so i wuz thinkin dat sinze we iz gonna be der soon and der willz prolee be
lotsa aktifiteez onn a island we mite talk abowt whut owrz howzes furzt
venshure wuz here on rpcc...

I iz 'shamedta say owrz howze duzint remfur owrz furzt akshula venshure, we
thinks dat miss violette wuz readin here for ofur a year befure she pozted,
her anna tiger wuz moztlee da onez whut talked, we alzo remfur dat it was
199 or 198 when she started readin, da furzt venshure she readed wuz abowt
salvon earz den der wuza kitty whut learnedta fly a jet Gretchin marie waz
here anna spook who we thinksa wasa jet kitty wuz alzo here...purt of da
rezun i thinked we shuld tell deze storreez iz beclawz it shuldint be
furgetted, der iz sumcatz what hazint been here buta few yearz anna sum who
comez anna goez anna sum berree new kittyz whut mite findit innerestin...

Trudi, looking arownd fur da nezt storee teller