Purrs ur owr Paw pleez ?

"Mosey =^..^="

Owr Paw wuz tayking owr nise naybur tew Safeway tew git sum fudz, n dey
got entew uh fendur bendur n da poliseman sed et wuz owr Paw'z fawlt, n et
wuz NAWT!!
No hoomin got hert.
Dat bad poliseman wudn't efen lisen tew our Paw'z syde uf da evunt!! BOSH
& MRRRRRRRT!!!!
Ifen dey goh tew kort, owr nise naybur wyl teztify tew da troof. yeUP
Kan owr Paw pweez hab sum purrs n maybehapz sum purayerz tew?
Fank yew, mai/owr frendz.
Mosey fur hiz home..fealing bad fur our pore Paw

Yu gotz mine Paw Purrz fur yur Paw, an furr da enshurinz kumpaneez tu
figger
it owt b-tween demownselfz. Wy izzit effin uh P2nyP2nya madder? Yu dun't
go tu
kort fur uh kar akksident, yu eggzchaynge enshurinze numberz an fyle uhn
inshurenze re-purt. sheesh.
P2nya

P2nya ,
fank yew fur yer purrs for owr Paw.
Da insurinse kompani iz figuring er owt, n awl axidentz MUZT beh repurted
tew da polise were weh wiv. yeUP.
And et wuzn't mai Paw's falt at Awl!!! Dose hoominz lied to da polise, n mai
Paw got bwamed n et wuznt hiz falt at AWL.Nope!!
ai m sew made at da dum polise.
Paw n owr naybur r going tew kort, cuz dey wudn't git Paw'z staytmunt n
uthur rezunz.
Mosey--mad





Mosey,