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Clyde and Bonnie
I started a round of the neighbours half an hour ago. I had seen
Maurice, the man across the road, go out yesterday afternoon and I knew he didn't come home until later that evening. I figured that Clyde might be in his garage. He wasn't. However there is a small woodshed at the back of the garage with about an eight inch gap in the top of the high wooden door. We agreed he wouldn't be in there but after I walked off Maurice thought again. He listened. Meow, Meow. He unlocked the shed and out bounced Clyde!!!! Got in but couldn't get out!!! Maurice shouted for me to come back and showed me Clyde sitting in the dahlia bushes. I nearly kissed the man er er but not quite. You should have seen the Bonnie and Clyde reunion. Have you ever seen a cat smile? Bonnie covered him with kisses and then bit his bum in revenge for giving her such a fright, rofl. Thank you for the thoughts and purrs - this time they worked. Bev -- The email of the species is more deadly than the mail. |
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On Thu, 09 Dec 2004 08:40:20 +1300, Bev yodeled:
I started a round of the neighbours half an hour ago. I had seen Maurice, the man across the road, go out yesterday afternoon and I knew he didn't come home until later that evening. I figured that Clyde might be in his garage. He wasn't. However there is a small woodshed at the back of the garage with about an eight inch gap in the top of the high wooden door. We agreed he wouldn't be in there but after I walked off Maurice thought again. He listened. Meow, Meow. He unlocked the shed and out bounced Clyde!!!! Got in but couldn't get out!!! Maurice shouted for me to come back and showed me Clyde sitting in the dahlia bushes. I nearly kissed the man er er but not quite. You should have seen the Bonnie and Clyde reunion. Have you ever seen a cat smile? Bonnie covered him with kisses and then bit his bum in revenge for giving her such a fright, rofl. Thank you for the thoughts and purrs - this time they worked. Bev Ohh! So glad! What a relief. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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Bev wrote: I started a round of the neighbours half an hour ago. I had seen Maurice, the man across the road, go out yesterday afternoon and I knew he didn't come home until later that evening. I figured that Clyde might be in his garage. He wasn't. However there is a small woodshed at the back of the garage with about an eight inch gap in the top of the high wooden door. We agreed he wouldn't be in there but after I walked off Maurice thought again. He listened. Meow, Meow. He unlocked the shed and out bounced Clyde!!!! Got in but couldn't get out!!! Maurice shouted for me to come back and showed me Clyde sitting in the dahlia bushes. I nearly kissed the man er er but not quite. You should have seen the Bonnie and Clyde reunion. Have you ever seen a cat smile? Bonnie covered him with kisses and then bit his bum in revenge for giving her such a fright, rofl. Thank you for the thoughts and purrs - this time they worked. Bev Oh, such a relief!! I've been checking every 2 minutes or so hoping that you'd find them both. Give them kisses and scritches from me. Forget scolding, I suspect Clyde was too frightened to need to be scolded. Julie,Hobbes, Selena, Lacey and Sam |
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"Bev" wrote in message ... You should have seen the Bonnie and Clyde reunion. Have you ever seen a cat smile? Bonnie covered him with kisses and then bit his bum in revenge for giving her such a fright, rofl. I bet she gave him a right royal telling off. So pleased it all had a happy ending! Purrs Lois. |
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Bev wrote:
I started a round of the neighbours half an hour ago. I had seen Maurice, the man across the road, go out yesterday afternoon and I knew he didn't come home until later that evening. I figured that Clyde might be in his garage. He wasn't. However there is a small woodshed at the back of the garage with about an eight inch gap in the top of the high wooden door. We agreed he wouldn't be in there but after I walked off Maurice thought again. He listened. Meow, Meow. He unlocked the shed and out bounced Clyde!!!! Got in but couldn't get out!!! Maurice shouted for me to come back and showed me Clyde sitting in the dahlia bushes. I nearly kissed the man er er but not quite. You should have seen the Bonnie and Clyde reunion. Have you ever seen a cat smile? Bonnie covered him with kisses and then bit his bum in revenge for giving her such a fright, rofl. Thank you for the thoughts and purrs - this time they worked. Bev Thank goodness for that! I normally only log on once per day, then read the group offline. I logged on again tonight hoping for more news, I so glad I did and it was the best possible news. Just after I read your first post, Baggy, presented me with a mouse and purred very loudly. I think he was trying to cheer me up, but I felt sorry for the mouse. -- Adrian (Owned by Snoopy & Bagheera) A house is not a home, without a cat. |
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On 2004-12-08, Bev penned:
I started a round of the neighbours half an hour ago. I had seen Maurice, the man across the road, go out yesterday afternoon and I knew he didn't come home until later that evening. I figured that Clyde might be in his garage. He wasn't. However there is a small woodshed at the back of the garage with about an eight inch gap in the top of the high wooden door. We agreed he wouldn't be in there but after I walked off Maurice thought again. He listened. Meow, Meow. He unlocked the shed and out bounced Clyde!!!! Got in but couldn't get out!!! Maurice shouted for me to come back and showed me Clyde sitting in the dahlia bushes. I nearly kissed the man er er but not quite. You should have seen the Bonnie and Clyde reunion. Have you ever seen a cat smile? Bonnie covered him with kisses and then bit his bum in revenge for giving her such a fright, rofl. Thank you for the thoughts and purrs - this time they worked. Poor little guy, getting himself into all sorts of trouble! Glad to hear he was found. -- monique, who is sometimes allowed to pet Oscar, a grey DLH with an attitude! |
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Bev had some very interesting things to say about
Clyde and Bonnie: I started a round of the neighbours half an hour ago. I had seen Maurice, the man across the road, go out yesterday afternoon and I knew he didn't come home until later that evening. I figured that Clyde might be in his garage. He wasn't. However there is a small woodshed at the back of the garage with about an eight inch gap in the top of the high wooden door. We agreed he wouldn't be in there but after I walked off Maurice thought again. He listened. Meow, Meow. He unlocked the shed and out bounced Clyde!!!! Got in but couldn't get out!!! Maurice shouted for me to come back and showed me Clyde sitting in the dahlia bushes. I nearly kissed the man er er but not quite. You should have seen the Bonnie and Clyde reunion. Have you ever seen a cat smile? Bonnie covered him with kisses and then bit his bum in revenge for giving her such a fright, rofl. Thank you for the thoughts and purrs - this time they worked. WHEW!!!!! I was starting to worry that someone in your neighborhood had a problem with male Burmese. -- "The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding. :-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL |
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"Bev" wrote in message
... You should have seen the Bonnie and Clyde reunion. Have you ever seen a cat smile? Bonnie covered him with kisses and then bit his bum in revenge for giving her such a fright, rofl. Thank you for the thoughts and purrs - this time they worked. Bev OMG. That is just sooooooooooooooooooooooo wonderful. I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooo soooooooooooooooooo happy for you all. (and my husband is to) Sheenah (happy dancing) |
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In message , Bev
writes I started a round of the neighbours half an hour ago. I had seen Maurice, the man across the road, go out yesterday afternoon and I knew he didn't come home until later that evening. I figured that Clyde might be in his garage. He wasn't. However there is a small woodshed at the back of the garage with about an eight inch gap in the top of the high wooden door. We agreed he wouldn't be in there but after I walked off Maurice thought again. He listened. Meow, Meow. He unlocked the shed and out bounced Clyde!!!! Got in but couldn't get out!!! Maurice shouted for me to come back and showed me Clyde sitting in the dahlia bushes. I nearly kissed the man er er but not quite. You should have seen the Bonnie and Clyde reunion. Have you ever seen a cat smile? Bonnie covered him with kisses and then bit his bum in revenge for giving her such a fright, rofl. Thank you for the thoughts and purrs - this time they worked. Bev Yayyyy! But when did Bonnie turn up? -- Cathi |
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YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
HURRAY!! HaPpY dAnCiNg!! Thank all that's good - I don't think I could have taken any more bad news at this time of year. Thank Bonnie for me for (literally) chewing his @$$ out! ; Hugs, CatNipped "Bev" wrote in message ... I started a round of the neighbours half an hour ago. I had seen Maurice, the man across the road, go out yesterday afternoon and I knew he didn't come home until later that evening. I figured that Clyde might be in his garage. He wasn't. However there is a small woodshed at the back of the garage with about an eight inch gap in the top of the high wooden door. We agreed he wouldn't be in there but after I walked off Maurice thought again. He listened. Meow, Meow. He unlocked the shed and out bounced Clyde!!!! Got in but couldn't get out!!! Maurice shouted for me to come back and showed me Clyde sitting in the dahlia bushes. I nearly kissed the man er er but not quite. You should have seen the Bonnie and Clyde reunion. Have you ever seen a cat smile? Bonnie covered him with kisses and then bit his bum in revenge for giving her such a fright, rofl. Thank you for the thoughts and purrs - this time they worked. Bev -- The email of the species is more deadly than the mail. |
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