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  #71  
Old October 18th 04, 04:37 AM
Miss Violette
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there can be no such thing as catnapped other than a cat sleeping, you know
we do nothing we don't want to, hey can your hoomanz help it if he wants to
move at the same time you do? Miss Violette
Tabitha Kitten wrote in message
...
Youorwnselves haff OWT kittys on your streetz?


Hihi, Mlle Anais!

I duzn't know bout Miss Violette's area, but we'z have Out kitties on
our street. ShortTail Tom is a OUT kitty - he officially libs across da
street wif da hoomin what owns da house we lib in. And FluffyGirl, a
tortie kitty that comed around for about a monf, was a Out kitty fur da
time dat she was coming around. But Fluffy Girl was actually a In kitty
dat scaped, and got finded again by her hoomins and is a In kitty again.

We worry about Shorty. Our street isn't furry kitty friendly. We'z has
metalmonsters, and dogs, and liddle hoomins. But we hazn't been able to
convince Shortie's hoomins yet dat Shorty needs to be a In kitty. I fink
when da hoomins decide itz time to move, dat Shorty might get catnapped.

Tabitha



  #72  
Old October 18th 04, 04:37 AM
Miss Violette
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there can be no such thing as catnapped other than a cat sleeping, you know
we do nothing we don't want to, hey can your hoomanz help it if he wants to
move at the same time you do? Miss Violette
Tabitha Kitten wrote in message
...
Youorwnselves haff OWT kittys on your streetz?


Hihi, Mlle Anais!

I duzn't know bout Miss Violette's area, but we'z have Out kitties on
our street. ShortTail Tom is a OUT kitty - he officially libs across da
street wif da hoomin what owns da house we lib in. And FluffyGirl, a
tortie kitty that comed around for about a monf, was a Out kitty fur da
time dat she was coming around. But Fluffy Girl was actually a In kitty
dat scaped, and got finded again by her hoomins and is a In kitty again.

We worry about Shorty. Our street isn't furry kitty friendly. We'z has
metalmonsters, and dogs, and liddle hoomins. But we hazn't been able to
convince Shortie's hoomins yet dat Shorty needs to be a In kitty. I fink
when da hoomins decide itz time to move, dat Shorty might get catnapped.

Tabitha



  #73  
Old October 18th 04, 09:55 AM
Miss Violette
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Dyna and allergra are the president and Vice-president of the tufted ear
club. Miss Violette, who has no ear tufts, in fact none of us do.
Sundance wrote in message
...
Well, it iznt me yoo need to ask. I dont haf ear tufts myself. I wud

think
that havin ear tufts woud make you an awtomatic member, tho. It woud be
amazin to see a lot uf kittees all wit ear tufts all lined up in a row!
--
Sundance

"Mary Lu" wrote in message
m...
Hi, Mr Sundance,
Cud Sweet William and me be in thu Tufted Ear Klub? We bot' haf gud
Tufts!
Yur fren, 'Tonio
"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Der isa lotsa clubs, anna dey is funfun, der isa ear tuft club, black
cats,
tabby, back claws an some ofurz butted I duzn't 'member dem, Trudi
Sundance wrote in message
m...
I didn't meen there wuz an organized klub, it's just dat I like to

make
shur
the oranj tabby kittees are treeted rite. We did hav a tabby groop

at
da
Cat-o-lympics, but it wuz fur all tabbies, not just us oranj wuns.
Howevver, I think you wud make a fine sargent at paws, and Harry wud
make
a
fine treet taster if we evver needed any.
--
Sundance, not meaning to slight the kitties who aren't orange tabbies

"Mary Lu" wrote in message
om...
HI, HARI!
i'z nu in thu hows 2. Mi name iz Antonio ur 'tonio. Thu hoomin
kalls
me both. I haf long furs, mostly oranj kreem but with' suom tabby
stripes. Iz thayr reellee uh klub 4 us? I'm not shur whut r klub
dus
but I kub b 1 uf thu sargents at paws, Raphael ses. I gess that iz
koz i klim gud & haf gud mussels?
Yur fren, Antonio






  #74  
Old October 18th 04, 09:55 AM
Miss Violette
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Dyna and allergra are the president and Vice-president of the tufted ear
club. Miss Violette, who has no ear tufts, in fact none of us do.
Sundance wrote in message
...
Well, it iznt me yoo need to ask. I dont haf ear tufts myself. I wud

think
that havin ear tufts woud make you an awtomatic member, tho. It woud be
amazin to see a lot uf kittees all wit ear tufts all lined up in a row!
--
Sundance

"Mary Lu" wrote in message
m...
Hi, Mr Sundance,
Cud Sweet William and me be in thu Tufted Ear Klub? We bot' haf gud
Tufts!
Yur fren, 'Tonio
"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Der isa lotsa clubs, anna dey is funfun, der isa ear tuft club, black
cats,
tabby, back claws an some ofurz butted I duzn't 'member dem, Trudi
Sundance wrote in message
m...
I didn't meen there wuz an organized klub, it's just dat I like to

make
shur
the oranj tabby kittees are treeted rite. We did hav a tabby groop

at
da
Cat-o-lympics, but it wuz fur all tabbies, not just us oranj wuns.
Howevver, I think you wud make a fine sargent at paws, and Harry wud
make
a
fine treet taster if we evver needed any.
--
Sundance, not meaning to slight the kitties who aren't orange tabbies

"Mary Lu" wrote in message
om...
HI, HARI!
i'z nu in thu hows 2. Mi name iz Antonio ur 'tonio. Thu hoomin
kalls
me both. I haf long furs, mostly oranj kreem but with' suom tabby
stripes. Iz thayr reellee uh klub 4 us? I'm not shur whut r klub
dus
but I kub b 1 uf thu sargents at paws, Raphael ses. I gess that iz
koz i klim gud & haf gud mussels?
Yur fren, Antonio






  #75  
Old October 18th 04, 02:55 PM
Sylvia M.
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Hi 'Tonio an Sweet William.
If yu want tu, yu boff ar welkum.
Yu wyll haff tu anzer diz pozt so I kin be shur tu hab yur rite
eemayle addy.
Dat way I wyll gib yu uh hedz-up wen we ar gonna meet.
It wunt be tyll affur da Jellicul Ball furr shur.

Dyna Mo/Mite, Prez ov TEC

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Dyna and allergra are the president and Vice-president of the tufted

ear
club. Miss Violette, who has no ear tufts, in fact none of us do.
Sundance wrote in message
...
Well, it iznt me yoo need to ask. I dont haf ear tufts myself. I

wud
think
that havin ear tufts woud make you an awtomatic member, tho. It

woud be
amazin to see a lot uf kittees all wit ear tufts all lined up in a

row!
--
Sundance

"Mary Lu" wrote in message
m...
Hi, Mr Sundance,
Cud Sweet William and me be in thu Tufted Ear Klub? We bot' haf

gud
Tufts!
Yur fren, 'Tonio
"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Der isa lotsa clubs, anna dey is funfun, der isa ear tuft club,

black
cats,
tabby, back claws an some ofurz butted I duzn't 'member dem,

Trudi
Sundance wrote in message
m...
I didn't meen there wuz an organized klub, it's just dat I

like to
make
shur
the oranj tabby kittees are treeted rite. We did hav a tabby

groop
at
da
Cat-o-lympics, but it wuz fur all tabbies, not just us oranj

wuns.
Howevver, I think you wud make a fine sargent at paws, and

Harry wud
make
a
fine treet taster if we evver needed any.
--
Sundance, not meaning to slight the kitties who aren't orange

tabbies

"Mary Lu" wrote in message
om...
HI, HARI!
i'z nu in thu hows 2. Mi name iz Antonio ur 'tonio. Thu

hoomin
kalls
me both. I haf long furs, mostly oranj kreem but with' suom

tabby
stripes. Iz thayr reellee uh klub 4 us? I'm not shur whut

r klub
dus
but I kub b 1 uf thu sargents at paws, Raphael ses. I gess

that iz
koz i klim gud & haf gud mussels?
Yur fren, Antonio








  #76  
Old October 18th 04, 02:55 PM
Sylvia M.
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Hi 'Tonio an Sweet William.
If yu want tu, yu boff ar welkum.
Yu wyll haff tu anzer diz pozt so I kin be shur tu hab yur rite
eemayle addy.
Dat way I wyll gib yu uh hedz-up wen we ar gonna meet.
It wunt be tyll affur da Jellicul Ball furr shur.

Dyna Mo/Mite, Prez ov TEC

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Dyna and allergra are the president and Vice-president of the tufted

ear
club. Miss Violette, who has no ear tufts, in fact none of us do.
Sundance wrote in message
...
Well, it iznt me yoo need to ask. I dont haf ear tufts myself. I

wud
think
that havin ear tufts woud make you an awtomatic member, tho. It

woud be
amazin to see a lot uf kittees all wit ear tufts all lined up in a

row!
--
Sundance

"Mary Lu" wrote in message
m...
Hi, Mr Sundance,
Cud Sweet William and me be in thu Tufted Ear Klub? We bot' haf

gud
Tufts!
Yur fren, 'Tonio
"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Der isa lotsa clubs, anna dey is funfun, der isa ear tuft club,

black
cats,
tabby, back claws an some ofurz butted I duzn't 'member dem,

Trudi
Sundance wrote in message
m...
I didn't meen there wuz an organized klub, it's just dat I

like to
make
shur
the oranj tabby kittees are treeted rite. We did hav a tabby

groop
at
da
Cat-o-lympics, but it wuz fur all tabbies, not just us oranj

wuns.
Howevver, I think you wud make a fine sargent at paws, and

Harry wud
make
a
fine treet taster if we evver needed any.
--
Sundance, not meaning to slight the kitties who aren't orange

tabbies

"Mary Lu" wrote in message
om...
HI, HARI!
i'z nu in thu hows 2. Mi name iz Antonio ur 'tonio. Thu

hoomin
kalls
me both. I haf long furs, mostly oranj kreem but with' suom

tabby
stripes. Iz thayr reellee uh klub 4 us? I'm not shur whut

r klub
dus
but I kub b 1 uf thu sargents at paws, Raphael ses. I gess

that iz
koz i klim gud & haf gud mussels?
Yur fren, Antonio








  #77  
Old October 18th 04, 04:17 PM
ChildFree23
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[The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out steps a
torbie and white striped girlkitty with greenish eyes. She
goes over to Harry, sniffs him all over, licks his forehead,
and whisker rubs him.]

Meow, Harry! I'm Lilith Kitten-Mahoney. Furry nice to meet
you. Oooh! You have amber eyes like my bruffer, Capt.
Midnight!

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney
Torbie In Residence

--
childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net
"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
furry sayz dey isa kinda brown, not bigkitty colur yet
butted notted bu
animore, I thinkz i likez kittyz ifin dey duzn't hiss me
like that bosscat
did when I seed hersef thru da door, Hari
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
Your eyes have changed? From kitten-blue? Oh! You are an
adorable little thing. Would you like to meet the cats
that
own me?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
soft says notted much more dan six weeks, I has some
teeth
anna mine eyes
are changed butted I still has needlekittenclaws, Hari,
likin dis hooman
also
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
Oh! [picks up kitten and lets him cuddle under chin]
You
are
a gorgeous little thing! How old are you?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
I willz sitz unner yourown chin and PurrPurr really
lowd
fur
yourownsef...
Furry waz takin outta litter anna emptin da growl
monster
cause he was
gettin da lawndry room readi to makez the majik
litterboxes
put togefur anna
on one of deze tripz he seed minself comin up the walk
to
deir howze. He
know I waz too little ta be onna myown anna he didn't
seed
my momcat or any
littermatez so when i camed up to himself he picked
mineself
up anna lowed
me to cuddle inna hiz facefurz anna now I iz inna in,
Hari,
wonnerin if diz
hooman willz like the bullseye on his side or the
stripes
dat goez long wayz
instead of acroos hisself
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
Meow, Harry. My name is Meowmie Debby. I'm the
human
that
belongs to Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, & Lilith
Kitten-Mahoney. I teleported all the way from
Florida
just
to
see you. [sits down on the floor] Do you want to
come
sit
in
my lap? How did Soft and Furry come to acquire you?

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
*a small yellow mackerel tabby kitten opens his
eyes*
I
telled them anna
telled then they finally gotted it, Mines name isa
Harry...
Who iz you? Duz
you haf fud? Harry
ChildFree23 wrote in
message
ink.net...
Thank you, Miss Violette!
[scratchscratchscratchbehindtheears]

[Goes into kitty suite] Hello, sweetheart!
What's
your
name?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
Violette sniff friendly fingers, and lets this
hooman
scratch behind the
ears, ... You are welcome to come over, look at
IT
and
I
would appreciate it
if you would TAKE IT with you, I will scare your
litter
mate
free of charge
next time she visits you if you take IT Miss
Violette
ChildFree23 wrote in
message
ink.net...
Soft and Furry came home from another trip
and
Furry
cleaned
our boxes, he
decided it was time to put together the new
litter
maids
for
us. He vacuumed
the laundry room and was taking out all of
the
old
litter
and he came in MY
house with a little orange ball of fur and
installed
it
in
the kitty suite
and gave it MY food and MY travel litter
box!!!
I
am
really
getting tired of
this, Miss Violette, wondering if that Bill
hooman
wants
another cat,
Violette glares around and stomps off in
disgust

Um, hello Miss Violette. This is Meowmie
Debby.
[extends
fingers to be examined]

Can I teleport over and see the introoder
kitty?






















  #78  
Old October 18th 04, 04:17 PM
ChildFree23
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Posts: n/a
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[The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out steps a
torbie and white striped girlkitty with greenish eyes. She
goes over to Harry, sniffs him all over, licks his forehead,
and whisker rubs him.]

Meow, Harry! I'm Lilith Kitten-Mahoney. Furry nice to meet
you. Oooh! You have amber eyes like my bruffer, Capt.
Midnight!

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney
Torbie In Residence

--
childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net
"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
furry sayz dey isa kinda brown, not bigkitty colur yet
butted notted bu
animore, I thinkz i likez kittyz ifin dey duzn't hiss me
like that bosscat
did when I seed hersef thru da door, Hari
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
Your eyes have changed? From kitten-blue? Oh! You are an
adorable little thing. Would you like to meet the cats
that
own me?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
soft says notted much more dan six weeks, I has some
teeth
anna mine eyes
are changed butted I still has needlekittenclaws, Hari,
likin dis hooman
also
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
Oh! [picks up kitten and lets him cuddle under chin]
You
are
a gorgeous little thing! How old are you?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
I willz sitz unner yourown chin and PurrPurr really
lowd
fur
yourownsef...
Furry waz takin outta litter anna emptin da growl
monster
cause he was
gettin da lawndry room readi to makez the majik
litterboxes
put togefur anna
on one of deze tripz he seed minself comin up the walk
to
deir howze. He
know I waz too little ta be onna myown anna he didn't
seed
my momcat or any
littermatez so when i camed up to himself he picked
mineself
up anna lowed
me to cuddle inna hiz facefurz anna now I iz inna in,
Hari,
wonnerin if diz
hooman willz like the bullseye on his side or the
stripes
dat goez long wayz
instead of acroos hisself
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
Meow, Harry. My name is Meowmie Debby. I'm the
human
that
belongs to Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, & Lilith
Kitten-Mahoney. I teleported all the way from
Florida
just
to
see you. [sits down on the floor] Do you want to
come
sit
in
my lap? How did Soft and Furry come to acquire you?

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
*a small yellow mackerel tabby kitten opens his
eyes*
I
telled them anna
telled then they finally gotted it, Mines name isa
Harry...
Who iz you? Duz
you haf fud? Harry
ChildFree23 wrote in
message
ink.net...
Thank you, Miss Violette!
[scratchscratchscratchbehindtheears]

[Goes into kitty suite] Hello, sweetheart!
What's
your
name?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
Violette sniff friendly fingers, and lets this
hooman
scratch behind the
ears, ... You are welcome to come over, look at
IT
and
I
would appreciate it
if you would TAKE IT with you, I will scare your
litter
mate
free of charge
next time she visits you if you take IT Miss
Violette
ChildFree23 wrote in
message
ink.net...
Soft and Furry came home from another trip
and
Furry
cleaned
our boxes, he
decided it was time to put together the new
litter
maids
for
us. He vacuumed
the laundry room and was taking out all of
the
old
litter
and he came in MY
house with a little orange ball of fur and
installed
it
in
the kitty suite
and gave it MY food and MY travel litter
box!!!
I
am
really
getting tired of
this, Miss Violette, wondering if that Bill
hooman
wants
another cat,
Violette glares around and stomps off in
disgust

Um, hello Miss Violette. This is Meowmie
Debby.
[extends
fingers to be examined]

Can I teleport over and see the introoder
kitty?






















  #79  
Old October 18th 04, 07:19 PM
Miss Violette
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Posts: n/a
Default

Hari looks up and is happy to have a new kitty friend, iz i goin home wif
you?? I hasta fina new place ta lif anna you lookz well cared fur, Hari,
contemplatin hisown future
ChildFree23 wrote in message
k.net...
[The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out steps a
torbie and white striped girlkitty with greenish eyes. She
goes over to Harry, sniffs him all over, licks his forehead,
and whisker rubs him.]

Meow, Harry! I'm Lilith Kitten-Mahoney. Furry nice to meet
you. Oooh! You have amber eyes like my bruffer, Capt.
Midnight!

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney
Torbie In Residence

--
childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net
"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
furry sayz dey isa kinda brown, not bigkitty colur yet
butted notted bu
animore, I thinkz i likez kittyz ifin dey duzn't hiss me
like that bosscat
did when I seed hersef thru da door, Hari
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
Your eyes have changed? From kitten-blue? Oh! You are an
adorable little thing. Would you like to meet the cats
that
own me?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
soft says notted much more dan six weeks, I has some
teeth
anna mine eyes
are changed butted I still has needlekittenclaws, Hari,
likin dis hooman
also
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
Oh! [picks up kitten and lets him cuddle under chin]
You
are
a gorgeous little thing! How old are you?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
I willz sitz unner yourown chin and PurrPurr really
lowd
fur
yourownsef...
Furry waz takin outta litter anna emptin da growl
monster
cause he was
gettin da lawndry room readi to makez the majik
litterboxes
put togefur anna
on one of deze tripz he seed minself comin up the walk
to
deir howze. He
know I waz too little ta be onna myown anna he didn't
seed
my momcat or any
littermatez so when i camed up to himself he picked
mineself
up anna lowed
me to cuddle inna hiz facefurz anna now I iz inna in,
Hari,
wonnerin if diz
hooman willz like the bullseye on his side or the
stripes
dat goez long wayz
instead of acroos hisself
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
Meow, Harry. My name is Meowmie Debby. I'm the
human
that
belongs to Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, & Lilith
Kitten-Mahoney. I teleported all the way from
Florida
just
to
see you. [sits down on the floor] Do you want to
come
sit
in
my lap? How did Soft and Furry come to acquire you?

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
*a small yellow mackerel tabby kitten opens his
eyes*
I
telled them anna
telled then they finally gotted it, Mines name isa
Harry...
Who iz you? Duz
you haf fud? Harry
ChildFree23 wrote in
message
ink.net...
Thank you, Miss Violette!
[scratchscratchscratchbehindtheears]

[Goes into kitty suite] Hello, sweetheart!
What's
your
name?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
Violette sniff friendly fingers, and lets this
hooman
scratch behind the
ears, ... You are welcome to come over, look at
IT
and
I
would appreciate it
if you would TAKE IT with you, I will scare your
litter
mate
free of charge
next time she visits you if you take IT Miss
Violette
ChildFree23 wrote in
message
ink.net...
Soft and Furry came home from another trip
and
Furry
cleaned
our boxes, he
decided it was time to put together the new
litter
maids
for
us. He vacuumed
the laundry room and was taking out all of
the
old
litter
and he came in MY
house with a little orange ball of fur and
installed
it
in
the kitty suite
and gave it MY food and MY travel litter
box!!!
I
am
really
getting tired of
this, Miss Violette, wondering if that Bill
hooman
wants
another cat,
Violette glares around and stomps off in
disgust

Um, hello Miss Violette. This is Meowmie
Debby.
[extends
fingers to be examined]

Can I teleport over and see the introoder
kitty?
























  #80  
Old October 18th 04, 07:19 PM
Miss Violette
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Hari looks up and is happy to have a new kitty friend, iz i goin home wif
you?? I hasta fina new place ta lif anna you lookz well cared fur, Hari,
contemplatin hisown future
ChildFree23 wrote in message
k.net...
[The teleporter twinkles, winkles, and shines, and out steps a
torbie and white striped girlkitty with greenish eyes. She
goes over to Harry, sniffs him all over, licks his forehead,
and whisker rubs him.]

Meow, Harry! I'm Lilith Kitten-Mahoney. Furry nice to meet
you. Oooh! You have amber eyes like my bruffer, Capt.
Midnight!

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney
Torbie In Residence

--
childfree twenty-three at earthlink dot net
"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
furry sayz dey isa kinda brown, not bigkitty colur yet
butted notted bu
animore, I thinkz i likez kittyz ifin dey duzn't hiss me
like that bosscat
did when I seed hersef thru da door, Hari
ChildFree23 wrote in message
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Your eyes have changed? From kitten-blue? Oh! You are an
adorable little thing. Would you like to meet the cats
that
own me?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
soft says notted much more dan six weeks, I has some
teeth
anna mine eyes
are changed butted I still has needlekittenclaws, Hari,
likin dis hooman
also
ChildFree23 wrote in message
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Oh! [picks up kitten and lets him cuddle under chin]
You
are
a gorgeous little thing! How old are you?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
I willz sitz unner yourown chin and PurrPurr really
lowd
fur
yourownsef...
Furry waz takin outta litter anna emptin da growl
monster
cause he was
gettin da lawndry room readi to makez the majik
litterboxes
put togefur anna
on one of deze tripz he seed minself comin up the walk
to
deir howze. He
know I waz too little ta be onna myown anna he didn't
seed
my momcat or any
littermatez so when i camed up to himself he picked
mineself
up anna lowed
me to cuddle inna hiz facefurz anna now I iz inna in,
Hari,
wonnerin if diz
hooman willz like the bullseye on his side or the
stripes
dat goez long wayz
instead of acroos hisself
ChildFree23 wrote in message
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Meow, Harry. My name is Meowmie Debby. I'm the
human
that
belongs to Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight, & Lilith
Kitten-Mahoney. I teleported all the way from
Florida
just
to
see you. [sits down on the floor] Do you want to
come
sit
in
my lap? How did Soft and Furry come to acquire you?

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
*a small yellow mackerel tabby kitten opens his
eyes*
I
telled them anna
telled then they finally gotted it, Mines name isa
Harry...
Who iz you? Duz
you haf fud? Harry
ChildFree23 wrote in
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Thank you, Miss Violette!
[scratchscratchscratchbehindtheears]

[Goes into kitty suite] Hello, sweetheart!
What's
your
name?

Meowmie Debby

"Miss Violette" wrote in
message
...
Violette sniff friendly fingers, and lets this
hooman
scratch behind the
ears, ... You are welcome to come over, look at
IT
and
I
would appreciate it
if you would TAKE IT with you, I will scare your
litter
mate
free of charge
next time she visits you if you take IT Miss
Violette
ChildFree23 wrote in
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Soft and Furry came home from another trip
and
Furry
cleaned
our boxes, he
decided it was time to put together the new
litter
maids
for
us. He vacuumed
the laundry room and was taking out all of
the
old
litter
and he came in MY
house with a little orange ball of fur and
installed
it
in
the kitty suite
and gave it MY food and MY travel litter
box!!!
I
am
really
getting tired of
this, Miss Violette, wondering if that Bill
hooman
wants
another cat,
Violette glares around and stomps off in
disgust

Um, hello Miss Violette. This is Meowmie
Debby.
[extends
fingers to be examined]

Can I teleport over and see the introoder
kitty?
























 




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