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Kitten Farts...
Lily got into my thai stir fry this evening. I put it down on the table
whilst I went and got a beer from the kitchen, and came back to find her getting well and truly stuck in. My GOD!!! I *NEVER* knew that Thai spices could make a kittens backside so TOXIC. Infact, toxic doesn't even cover it. This is mind-blowing biological warfare gas. It makes the stuff the MOD use look like a school boy chemistry set. ;o) What makes it worse, is that she's sitting on my lap, and she purrs louder every time she lets one rip. She is evil incarnate. ;o) Helen M -- Posted via Mailgate.ORG Server - http://www.Mailgate.ORG |
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"Helen Miles" wrote in message
news:40770b8be1564d72e37e104ddc281c77.76411@mygate .mailgate.org... Lily got into my thai stir fry this evening. I put it down on the table whilst I went and got a beer from the kitchen, and came back to find her getting well and truly stuck in. My GOD!!! I *NEVER* knew that Thai spices could make a kittens backside so TOXIC. Infact, toxic doesn't even cover it. This is mind-blowing biological warfare gas. It makes the stuff the MOD use look like a school boy chemistry set. ;o) What makes it worse, is that she's sitting on my lap, and she purrs louder every time she lets one rip. She is evil incarnate. ;o) Helen M ROTFLMAO! -- Hugs, CatNipped See all my masters at: http://www.PossiblePlaces.com/CatNipped/ -- Posted via Mailgate.ORG Server - http://www.Mailgate.ORG |
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Stop it I can't stop laughing I can picture later tonight if one sleeps by
your head. LOOK OUT INCOMING wife came in thought I was a nut for laughing so hard "CatNipped" wrote in message ... "Helen Miles" wrote in message news:40770b8be1564d72e37e104ddc281c77.76411@mygate .mailgate.org... Lily got into my thai stir fry this evening. I put it down on the table whilst I went and got a beer from the kitchen, and came back to find her getting well and truly stuck in. My GOD!!! I *NEVER* knew that Thai spices could make a kittens backside so TOXIC. Infact, toxic doesn't even cover it. This is mind-blowing biological warfare gas. It makes the stuff the MOD use look like a school boy chemistry set. ;o) What makes it worse, is that she's sitting on my lap, and she purrs louder every time she lets one rip. She is evil incarnate. ;o) Helen M ROTFLMAO! -- Hugs, CatNipped See all my masters at: http://www.PossiblePlaces.com/CatNipped/ -- Posted via Mailgate.ORG Server - http://www.Mailgate.ORG |
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On Tue, 3 Jan 2006 22:40:43 +0000 (UTC), "Helen Miles"
yodeled: Lily got into my thai stir fry this evening. I put it down on the table whilst I went and got a beer from the kitchen, and came back to find her getting well and truly stuck in. My GOD!!! I *NEVER* knew that Thai spices could make a kittens backside so TOXIC. Infact, toxic doesn't even cover it. This is mind-blowing biological warfare gas. It makes the stuff the MOD use look like a school boy chemistry set. ;o) What makes it worse, is that she's sitting on my lap, and she purrs louder every time she lets one rip. She is evil incarnate. ;o) Helen M I hear ya. We've got deadly kitten emissions around here, too. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com Make Levees, Not War |
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You think that's bad, you should try living with a vegetarian, Guinness
drinker who doesn't think food is tasty unless there's chillies in it! And he has the nerve to complain about what we're doing to the environment, he's a living methane factory! Luckily I don't have a great sense of smell.... |
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"Helen Miles" wrote in message news:40770b8be1564d72e37e104ddc281c77.76411@mygate .mailgate.org... Lily got into my thai stir fry this evening. I put it down on the table whilst I went and got a beer from the kitchen, and came back to find her getting well and truly stuck in. My GOD!!! I *NEVER* knew that Thai spices could make a kittens backside so TOXIC. Infact, toxic doesn't even cover it. This is mind-blowing biological warfare gas. It makes the stuff the MOD use look like a school boy chemistry set. ;o) What makes it worse, is that she's sitting on my lap, and she purrs louder every time she lets one rip. She is evil incarnate. ;o) Just like babies. Isn't it truly amazing how such noxious smells can be produced by such an apparently sweet entity. Jo |
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"Helen Miles" wrote in
news:40770b8be1564d72e37e104ddc281c77.76411@mygate .mailgate.org: Lily got into my thai stir fry this evening. I put it down on the table whilst I went and got a beer from the kitchen, and came back to find her getting well and truly stuck in. My GOD!!! I *NEVER* knew that Thai spices could make a kittens backside so TOXIC. Infact, toxic doesn't even cover it. This is mind-blowing biological warfare gas. It makes the stuff the MOD use look like a school boy chemistry set. ;o) What makes it worse, is that she's sitting on my lap, and she purrs louder every time she lets one rip. She is evil incarnate. ;o) LOL! My Doc loves peanut butter, and it has the same effect on him, only to a lesser degree. One time I let him have more than I should have, and he was sleeping under my chair. I kept getting just a suspicion of a whiff of a bad smell, but it was gone before I could even be sure I'd smelled it. They were teeny tiny little kitty farts. He, too, seemed happy to let them go. Chak -- Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards. --Robert A. Heinlein |
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Ü ogosh,it's waaaay too early to laugh this hard,i hurt meself trying not to
wake hubby & child! -- BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO LOVE CATS,FOR THEY SHALL NEVER BE LONELY "Helen Miles" wrote in message news:40770b8be1564d72e37e104ddc281c77.76411@mygate .mailgate.org... Lily got into my thai stir fry this evening. I put it down on the table whilst I went and got a beer from the kitchen, and came back to find her getting well and truly stuck in. My GOD!!! I *NEVER* knew that Thai spices could make a kittens backside so TOXIC. Infact, toxic doesn't even cover it. This is mind-blowing biological warfare gas. It makes the stuff the MOD use look like a school boy chemistry set. ;o) What makes it worse, is that she's sitting on my lap, and she purrs louder every time she lets one rip. She is evil incarnate. ;o) Helen M -- Posted via Mailgate.ORG Server - http://www.Mailgate.ORG |
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-- BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO LOVE CATS,FOR THEY SHALL NEVER BE LONELY "NMR" wrote in message ... Stop it I can't stop laughing I can picture later tonight if one sleeps by your head. LOOK OUT INCOMING wife came in thought I was a nut for laughing so hard "CatNipped" wrote in message ... "Helen Miles" wrote in message news:40770b8be1564d72e37e104ddc281c77.76411@mygate .mailgate.org... Lily got into my thai stir fry this evening. I put it down on the table whilst I went and got a beer from the kitchen, and came back to find her getting well and truly stuck in. My GOD!!! I *NEVER* knew that Thai spices could make a kittens backside so TOXIC. Infact, toxic doesn't even cover it. This is mind-blowing biological warfare gas. It makes the stuff the MOD use look like a school boy chemistry set. ;o) What makes it worse, is that she's sitting on my lap, and she purrs louder every time she lets one rip. She is evil incarnate. ;o) Helen M ROTFLMAO! -- Hugs, CatNipped See all my masters at: http://www.PossiblePlaces.com/CatNipped/ -- Posted via Mailgate.ORG Server - http://www.Mailgate.ORG |
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Helen Miles wrote:
Lily got into my thai stir fry this evening. I put it down on the table whilst I went and got a beer from the kitchen, and came back to find her getting well and truly stuck in. My GOD!!! I *NEVER* knew that Thai spices could make a kittens backside so TOXIC. Infact, toxic doesn't even cover it. This is mind-blowing biological warfare gas. It makes the stuff the MOD use look like a school boy chemistry set. ;o) What makes it worse, is that she's sitting on my lap, and she purrs louder every time she lets one rip. She is evil incarnate. ;o) Helen M I'm glad I live over 300 miles away from you. ;o) -- Adrian (Owned by Snoopy and Bagheera) A House is not a home, without a cat. http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk |
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