STOP MESSING WITH MY MIND!!

THIS IS IT!
I WAS THE OWNER OF TWO CATS AND I RECENTLY DISCOVERED THAT THEY KEEP
ON TAKING CONTROL OF MY MIND TO POST MESSAGES ON THIS USENET-GROUP!

WHEN I DISCOVERED THIS YOU CAN IMAGINE WHY I WENT CRAZY!

SO I POURED GASOLINE OVER THE CATS, LIGHTED A MATCH AND JUST BEFORE I
SET THE CATS ON FIRE MY MOM GOT SCARED AND SAID "YOU'RE MOVING WITH
YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BELAIR".
I WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LICENSE-PLATE SAID
"FRESH" AND THERE WERE DICE IN THE MIRROR.
IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE, BUT I THOUGHT "NAH
FORGET IT",
"YO HOMES, TO BEL-AIR"!
I PULLED UP TO A HOUSE AROUND SEVEN OR EIGHT AND I YELLED TO THE
CABBIE "YO HOMES, SMELL YOU LATER!"
LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM I WAS FINALLY THERE, TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE
PRINCE OF BEL-AIR!

On May 24, 1:05 pm, wrote:
THIS IS IT!
I WAS THE OWNER OF TWO CATS AND I RECENTLY DISCOVERED THAT THEY KEEP
ON TAKING CONTROL OF MY MIND TO POST MESSAGES ON THIS USENET-GROUP!

WHEN I DISCOVERED THIS YOU CAN IMAGINE WHY I WENT CRAZY!

SO I POURED GASOLINE OVER THE CATS, LIGHTED A MATCH AND JUST BEFORE I
SET THE CATS ON FIRE MY MOM GOT SCARED AND SAID "YOU'RE MOVING WITH
YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BELAIR".
I WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LICENSE-PLATE SAID
"FRESH" AND THERE WERE DICE IN THE MIRROR.
IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE, BUT I THOUGHT "NAH
FORGET IT",
"YO HOMES, TO BEL-AIR"!
I PULLED UP TO A HOUSE AROUND SEVEN OR EIGHT AND I YELLED TO THE
CABBIE "YO HOMES, SMELL YOU LATER!"
LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM I WAS FINALLY THERE, TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE
PRINCE OF BEL-AIR!



lulz, mai hooman fownd owt i wuz controllin hiz mynd wunts, and wuz
all like

"What? My cat can control my mind and make do things? I'm going to
burn the little *******!"

en just as he was a bowt to keel me, I was liek

"It's ok, man, I had reeses for breakfast."

and he was all like "Candy? For breakfast?"

so I pour him a bowl, and suddenly his head is swimming in that
chocalatey peanutbutter taste!

On Thu, 24 May 2007 10:05:05 -0700, Ronald.J.Davis.0 wrote:

THIS IS IT!
I WAS THE OWNER OF TWO CATS AND I RECENTLY DISCOVERED THAT THEY KEEP
ON TAKING CONTROL OF MY MIND TO POST MESSAGES ON THIS USENET-GROUP!

WHEN I DISCOVERED THIS YOU CAN IMAGINE WHY I WENT CRAZY!

SO I POURED GASOLINE OVER THE CATS, LIGHTED A MATCH AND JUST BEFORE I
SET THE CATS ON FIRE MY MOM GOT SCARED AND SAID "YOU'RE MOVING WITH
YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BELAIR".
I WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LICENSE-PLATE SAID
"FRESH" AND THERE WERE DICE IN THE MIRROR.
IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE, BUT I THOUGHT "NAH
FORGET IT",
"YO HOMES, TO BEL-AIR"!
I PULLED UP TO A HOUSE AROUND SEVEN OR EIGHT AND I YELLED TO THE
CABBIE "YO HOMES, SMELL YOU LATER!"
LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM I WAS FINALLY THERE, TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE
PRINCE OF BEL-AIR!



TROLL TIME GAIN!!!

YOu can tell school is out someplaces. TROLL time. bye bye
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oups.com...
THIS IS IT!
I WAS THE OWNER OF TWO CATS AND I RECENTLY DISCOVERED THAT THEY KEEP
ON TAKING CONTROL OF MY MIND TO POST MESSAGES ON THIS USENET-GROUP!

WHEN I DISCOVERED THIS YOU CAN IMAGINE WHY I WENT CRAZY!

SO I POURED GASOLINE OVER THE CATS, LIGHTED A MATCH AND JUST BEFORE I
SET THE CATS ON FIRE MY MOM GOT SCARED AND SAID "YOU'RE MOVING WITH
YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BELAIR".
I WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LICENSE-PLATE SAID
"FRESH" AND THERE WERE DICE IN THE MIRROR.
IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE, BUT I THOUGHT "NAH
FORGET IT",
"YO HOMES, TO BEL-AIR"!
I PULLED UP TO A HOUSE AROUND SEVEN OR EIGHT AND I YELLED TO THE
CABBIE "YO HOMES, SMELL YOU LATER!"
LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM I WAS FINALLY THERE, TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE
PRINCE OF BEL-AIR!

plonk!

wrote:
THIS IS IT!
I WAS THE OWNER OF TWO CATS AND I RECENTLY DISCOVERED THAT THEY KEEP
ON TAKING CONTROL OF MY MIND TO POST MESSAGES ON THIS USENET-GROUP!

WHEN I DISCOVERED THIS YOU CAN IMAGINE WHY I WENT CRAZY!

SO I POURED GASOLINE OVER THE CATS, LIGHTED A MATCH AND JUST BEFORE I
SET THE CATS ON FIRE MY MOM GOT SCARED AND SAID "YOU'RE MOVING WITH
YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BELAIR".
I WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LICENSE-PLATE SAID
"FRESH" AND THERE WERE DICE IN THE MIRROR.
IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE, BUT I THOUGHT "NAH
FORGET IT",
"YO HOMES, TO BEL-AIR"!
I PULLED UP TO A HOUSE AROUND SEVEN OR EIGHT AND I YELLED TO THE
CABBIE "YO HOMES, SMELL YOU LATER!"
LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM I WAS FINALLY THERE, TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE
PRINCE OF BEL-AIR!

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