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Grooming
Dis mornin, Boss anna Kid camed owdt tu da Cattery, wif da brushez anna komez,
anna sizzorz, anna weze aw had ower hayre dun. Wen ower Winter kotez startz tu come in, it makez a mess uv notz anna matz. Well, no more. Weze awl sleek az show kittiez. Myownself iz furry hansum. Shelby anna Victor hadda ware muzzelz bcawze dey bites da kome anna fungurz, anna Victor got so upset he pooped hizzownself. (Heze gottid long hayre, anna he nefur duz hiz own hayre, so he waz a mess. Now, heze gorgeous. Kid givved him nip to make him feel bedderer. Shelby didnt get nip, cawze heze a meen drunk, Kid sez anna he beetz up onna gurlkittiez wen heze loded. He hasta hav a baf. Heze such a grubber dat brushin wazzent near enuf. Myownself never gitz dat durty, but Shelby getz more bafz dan enny uf usses. He awlwayz steps inna rong stuff. Or sitz innit. Vincent |
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Soundz bootyfull, Vincent. Now dat dey iz groomed, purr-hapse dey will stay
kleen froo da winter. P.C. "JSmith4973" wrote in message ... Dis mornin, Boss anna Kid camed owdt tu da Cattery, wif da brushez anna komez, anna sizzorz, anna weze aw had ower hayre dun. Wen ower Winter kotez startz tu come in, it makez a mess uv notz anna matz. Well, no more. Weze awl sleek az show kittiez. Myownself iz furry hansum. Shelby anna Victor hadda ware muzzelz bcawze dey bites da kome anna fungurz, anna Victor got so upset he pooped hizzownself. (Heze gottid long hayre, anna he nefur duz hiz own hayre, so he waz a mess. Now, heze gorgeous. Kid givved him nip to make him feel bedderer. Shelby didnt get nip, cawze heze a meen drunk, Kid sez anna he beetz up onna gurlkittiez wen heze loded. He hasta hav a baf. Heze such a grubber dat brushin wazzent near enuf. Myownself never gitz dat durty, but Shelby getz more bafz dan enny uf usses. He awlwayz steps inna rong stuff. Or sitz innit. Vincent |
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Soundz bootyfull, Vincent. Now dat dey iz groomed, purr-hapse dey will stay
kleen froo da winter. P.C. "JSmith4973" wrote in message ... Dis mornin, Boss anna Kid camed owdt tu da Cattery, wif da brushez anna komez, anna sizzorz, anna weze aw had ower hayre dun. Wen ower Winter kotez startz tu come in, it makez a mess uv notz anna matz. Well, no more. Weze awl sleek az show kittiez. Myownself iz furry hansum. Shelby anna Victor hadda ware muzzelz bcawze dey bites da kome anna fungurz, anna Victor got so upset he pooped hizzownself. (Heze gottid long hayre, anna he nefur duz hiz own hayre, so he waz a mess. Now, heze gorgeous. Kid givved him nip to make him feel bedderer. Shelby didnt get nip, cawze heze a meen drunk, Kid sez anna he beetz up onna gurlkittiez wen heze loded. He hasta hav a baf. Heze such a grubber dat brushin wazzent near enuf. Myownself never gitz dat durty, but Shelby getz more bafz dan enny uf usses. He awlwayz steps inna rong stuff. Or sitz innit. Vincent |
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Soundz bootyfull, Vincent. Now dat dey iz groomed, purr-hapse dey will stay kleen froo da winter. P.C. ---------- Frum yer mouf tu Bast'z eerz, P.C.. But da weather'z still tuu miserabul to wash Shelby, so dey gotta spot-kleen hizzownself. Dat'll be a blud lettin. Anna dey will hafta uze da hayre dryer on hizzownself. Da heet iz on inna Cattery, anna Kid anna Boss will mayke shure heze dry b4 dy bringz him bak owdt. But heze gonna raze h*ll. Vincent |
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Soundz bootyfull, Vincent. Now dat dey iz groomed, purr-hapse dey will stay kleen froo da winter. P.C. ---------- Frum yer mouf tu Bast'z eerz, P.C.. But da weather'z still tuu miserabul to wash Shelby, so dey gotta spot-kleen hizzownself. Dat'll be a blud lettin. Anna dey will hafta uze da hayre dryer on hizzownself. Da heet iz on inna Cattery, anna Kid anna Boss will mayke shure heze dry b4 dy bringz him bak owdt. But heze gonna raze h*ll. Vincent |
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none of us allow any of that, Miss Violette
JSmith4973 wrote in message ... Dis mornin, Boss anna Kid camed owdt tu da Cattery, wif da brushez anna komez, anna sizzorz, anna weze aw had ower hayre dun. Wen ower Winter kotez startz tu come in, it makez a mess uv notz anna matz. Well, no more. Weze awl sleek az show kittiez. Myownself iz furry hansum. Shelby anna Victor hadda ware muzzelz bcawze dey bites da kome anna fungurz, anna Victor got so upset he pooped hizzownself. (Heze gottid long hayre, anna he nefur duz hiz own hayre, so he waz a mess. Now, heze gorgeous. Kid givved him nip to make him feel bedderer. Shelby didnt get nip, cawze heze a meen drunk, Kid sez anna he beetz up onna gurlkittiez wen heze loded. He hasta hav a baf. Heze such a grubber dat brushin wazzent near enuf. Myownself never gitz dat durty, but Shelby getz more bafz dan enny uf usses. He awlwayz steps inna rong stuff. Or sitz innit. Vincent |
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none of us allow any of that, Miss Violette
JSmith4973 wrote in message ... Dis mornin, Boss anna Kid camed owdt tu da Cattery, wif da brushez anna komez, anna sizzorz, anna weze aw had ower hayre dun. Wen ower Winter kotez startz tu come in, it makez a mess uv notz anna matz. Well, no more. Weze awl sleek az show kittiez. Myownself iz furry hansum. Shelby anna Victor hadda ware muzzelz bcawze dey bites da kome anna fungurz, anna Victor got so upset he pooped hizzownself. (Heze gottid long hayre, anna he nefur duz hiz own hayre, so he waz a mess. Now, heze gorgeous. Kid givved him nip to make him feel bedderer. Shelby didnt get nip, cawze heze a meen drunk, Kid sez anna he beetz up onna gurlkittiez wen heze loded. He hasta hav a baf. Heze such a grubber dat brushin wazzent near enuf. Myownself never gitz dat durty, but Shelby getz more bafz dan enny uf usses. He awlwayz steps inna rong stuff. Or sitz innit. Vincent |
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