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Old November 22nd 04, 04:44 PM
Jo Firey
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"dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" wrote in
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I am not slim. I am overweight. I am fat. The other week was the cycling
club
annual dinner & award ceremony, which I had to be at as I'm racing
secretary
and had organised the trophies, engravings, medals and the production of
the
programme for the event (my printer had been working overtime, as had I).

Whilst at the dinner, in the middle of the main course, a person told me
about
how, if I wanted to stay slim & healthy like him, I should not eat a meal
such
as the one on the plate... the fact is, he had exactly the same on his
plate as
me, which he was eating... a couple of other people, during the evening,
made
comment about how if I want to be healthy, I should be eating A, not
eating B,
doing C, not doing D. Did I ask these people for their advice? No, they
simply
felt it was perfectly acceptable to tell me how so much better they are
than me
with the "If you want to be slim like me..."


Maybe a reply along the lines of "well if we a sharing unasked for advise,
you do realize it is extremely rude to comment on someone's weight don't
you"?

Jo


  #242  
Old November 22nd 04, 10:45 PM
Christina Websell
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"Jo Firey" wrote in message
...

"dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" wrote in
message ...

I am not slim. I am overweight. I am fat. The other week was the cycling
club
annual dinner & award ceremony, which I had to be at as I'm racing
secretary
and had organised the trophies, engravings, medals and the production of
the
programme for the event (my printer had been working overtime, as had I).

Whilst at the dinner, in the middle of the main course, a person told me
about
how, if I wanted to stay slim & healthy like him, I should not eat a meal
such
as the one on the plate... the fact is, he had exactly the same on his
plate as
me, which he was eating... a couple of other people, during the evening,
made
comment about how if I want to be healthy, I should be eating A, not
eating B,
doing C, not doing D. Did I ask these people for their advice? No, they
simply
felt it was perfectly acceptable to tell me how so much better they are
than me
with the "If you want to be slim like me..."


Maybe a reply along the lines of "well if we a sharing unasked for
advise, you do realize it is extremely rude to comment on someone's weight
don't you"?

Jo

Or you could say "No thanks, it would make me look wrinkly." Without even
saying that *she* looks wrinkly, you've got the ball in your court.

Tweed



  #243  
Old November 22nd 04, 10:45 PM
Christina Websell
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"Jo Firey" wrote in message
...

"dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" wrote in
message ...

I am not slim. I am overweight. I am fat. The other week was the cycling
club
annual dinner & award ceremony, which I had to be at as I'm racing
secretary
and had organised the trophies, engravings, medals and the production of
the
programme for the event (my printer had been working overtime, as had I).

Whilst at the dinner, in the middle of the main course, a person told me
about
how, if I wanted to stay slim & healthy like him, I should not eat a meal
such
as the one on the plate... the fact is, he had exactly the same on his
plate as
me, which he was eating... a couple of other people, during the evening,
made
comment about how if I want to be healthy, I should be eating A, not
eating B,
doing C, not doing D. Did I ask these people for their advice? No, they
simply
felt it was perfectly acceptable to tell me how so much better they are
than me
with the "If you want to be slim like me..."


Maybe a reply along the lines of "well if we a sharing unasked for
advise, you do realize it is extremely rude to comment on someone's weight
don't you"?

Jo

Or you could say "No thanks, it would make me look wrinkly." Without even
saying that *she* looks wrinkly, you've got the ball in your court.

Tweed



  #248  
Old November 23rd 04, 10:05 PM
ann
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Ginger-lyn Summer wrote:
On Sun, 21 Nov 2004 19:36:55 GMT, "Jeanette"
wrote:

I've only commented ONCE on the contents of someone else's trolley. It had
nothing in it but a litter tray, two feeding dishes, a bag of litter, and a
huge pack of kitten food. I couldn't resist asking them if they'd adopted
one kitten or two.

Jeanette


I swear sometimes I go to the grocery store only to shop for the cats.
It's happened to me several times that, while looking at a cart full
of cat litter and cat food, someone asks "I take it you have cats?"
;-) Always makes me laugh a little.

Ginger-lyn


LOL This reminds me of a part of one of Bill Engvald's routines. (Bill
is one of the redneck comics, along with Jeff Foxworthy) Bill offers
signs to those who ask stupid q uestions.

A person entering his house saw the litter box and asked: "Oh, do you
have a cat?"
Bill replied, "No, we just have it for company. Here's your sign."

Ann



  #249  
Old November 23rd 04, 10:05 PM
ann
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Ginger-lyn Summer wrote:
On Sun, 21 Nov 2004 19:36:55 GMT, "Jeanette"
wrote:

I've only commented ONCE on the contents of someone else's trolley. It had
nothing in it but a litter tray, two feeding dishes, a bag of litter, and a
huge pack of kitten food. I couldn't resist asking them if they'd adopted
one kitten or two.

Jeanette


I swear sometimes I go to the grocery store only to shop for the cats.
It's happened to me several times that, while looking at a cart full
of cat litter and cat food, someone asks "I take it you have cats?"
;-) Always makes me laugh a little.

Ginger-lyn


LOL This reminds me of a part of one of Bill Engvald's routines. (Bill
is one of the redneck comics, along with Jeff Foxworthy) Bill offers
signs to those who ask stupid q uestions.

A person entering his house saw the litter box and asked: "Oh, do you
have a cat?"
Bill replied, "No, we just have it for company. Here's your sign."

Ann



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Old November 26th 04, 08:01 AM
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Helen S. wrote:

Why thank you OJ. Track cycling is great fun, isn't it. No brakes... steep
banking... Love it!


I once rode a metric century (100km) that started out at the parking
lot of the local track. You've seen it if you watched any cycling
from the '84 Olympics. Everyone got out of the parking lot ok and
once you got over 'THE HILL" you were rewarded with a magnificent view
of the Pacific.

The ride finished coming into the same parking lot, but to complete it
you had to ride one circuit of the track. I was fine, cranking up the
speed so I'd make more of a right angle with the highly banked turns
on the track. You should have seen some of those folk though try to
take it slow in the curves though. They were riding, of course, with
longer street cranks and when they went slowly around the turns, they
were dragging the uphill pedal and hadn't a clue as to what to do
about it.

BTW, I broke two spokes, repaired them, and still finished quite
handily compared to some who were a lot thinner than I.

Regards and Purrs,
O J
 




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