Joke (OT)

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, went to a sex therapist's
office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you
watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor gasps and raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
elderly couple is asking him to observe them, for his sexual advice, that he
agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong
with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them, wishes them good luck,
charges them $50 and says good bye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to
observe them again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees, again
amazed that they are on such a frequent sexual schedule at their age.

This happens again over the next few weeks. Each time the couple makes an
appointment, asks him to observe, then has intercourse with no problems,
pays the doctor and leaves.

Finally, after five or six weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm
sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you asking me to help you find out?"

The old man says, "We're not asking you to find out anything. She's married
and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The
Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it
here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."

Jill
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I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

jmcquown wrote:
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, went to a sex therapist's
office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says,
"Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor gasps and raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that
such an elderly couple is asking him to observe them, for his sexual
advice, that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely
nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them,
wishes them good luck, charges them $50 and says good bye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist
to observe them again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but
agrees, again amazed that they are on such a frequent sexual schedule
at their age.

This happens again over the next few weeks. Each time the couple
makes an appointment, asks him to observe, then has intercourse with
no problems, pays the doctor and leaves.

Finally, after five or six weeks of this routine, the doctor says,
"I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you asking me to help
you find out?"

The old man says, "We're not asking you to find out anything. She's
married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to
my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We
do it
here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."

Jill
--
I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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On Mon, 2 May 2005 13:11:38 -0500, "jmcquown"
yodeled:

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, went to a sex therapist's
office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you
watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor gasps and raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
elderly couple is asking him to observe them, for his sexual advice, that he
agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong
with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them, wishes them good luck,
charges them $50 and says good bye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to
observe them again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees, again
amazed that they are on such a frequent sexual schedule at their age.

This happens again over the next few weeks. Each time the couple makes an
appointment, asks him to observe, then has intercourse with no problems,
pays the doctor and leaves.

Finally, after five or six weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm
sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you asking me to help you find out?"

The old man says, "We're not asking you to find out anything. She's married
and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The
Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it
here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."

Jill


ouch ouch ouch
LMAO!


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