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Notted fare!
On Sep 1, 5:35*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
well some monee wuz safed beclawz ted iz twenty milez kloser to owrz howze, lukee its still reallee to fur away, anna we getsa "multicat" ten purrcint discownt, anna awso diz ted akordita soft duzint wazte money so itz ok *we thinkz der should be NO tedz, OEJ"rafflescat" wrote in message ... Yus! Dare is a skloosive catz onlee TED neer usses, but Meomie ses she'd need a mortgage to pay da bills....wewl...wees wurf *dat! No? Harry (furrend of Sukie) On Aug 30, 4:25 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote: diz iz howwible, when owrz owld ted wented to da brige soft finded a ted whut onlee seez kittees beclawz my momcat mizz violette hated doggiez anna getted beree radikal when her seed one, OEJ"rafflescat" wrote in message .... Jist beclaws dey arr goin on howliday! I gotted stuk wiffa needul.....aftur getten sqweezed n poked n a furmomitur stuck......well, sumware. Awl beclaws dey arr goin on howliday. Den beclaws me saw a Malamout inna TED sumkat hadda akksidunt......in myne cawwier.....gwoss. I'm in myne bed, inna side ruum n mees notted comin owt! Sukie Sukie had to get her boosters before we go on holiday or the cattery won't take her. I felt so sorry for her, she tried to be brave but the big, handsome Malamout was the last straw. We met him on our way out of TEDs and he was inquisitive and sniffed Sukie's carrier. Then the wails started! She was totally disgusted with herself! We had to go back in and ask the nurse for a bag to dispose of her soiled towel. She's been in the side room ever since - just drinking water - not eating. Think there will have to be some special food for tonight! And a whole lot of petting! Dats a gud ideerment! I myneself is inshoored fur beein sik, n so is Sukie, Meomie hasta pay da furst £75 den de inshoorance kiks in, Meomie ses funny dat most bills is unner £75......but shees gwad itz dare if dares a BIG sickness...she ses. Jack, who knows. |
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Notted fare!
On Sep 1, 3:24*am, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
wrote: Shayme on da Malamuts owner, not habin senze tu kontrol hiz d*g beger den dat! Yur Meowmee shud purrint owt uh 8.5 x 11 poztue tu pozt in da *TED'z offize saying dat it iz a Multi-Species office, and eatsh pet owner is responsibbel for controlling their pet on short leesh, ur sumpin lyke dat. An negzt tyme, have companyun,TED, ur a staff memfur go intu da waytink rumm an seein dat it iz sayfe tu exit. Yu hab mine purrmishun tu let dem know dat da Grand Pooh Bah sed so. -- Pitô.ônya * Insenzt "rafflescat" wrote in message ... Jist beclaws dey arr goin on howliday! I gotted stuk wiffa needul.....aftur getten sqweezed n poked n a furmomitur stuck......well, sumware. Awl beclaws dey arr goin on howliday. Den beclaws me saw a Malamout inna TED sumkat hadda akksidunt......in myne cawwier.....gwoss. I'm in myne bed, inna side ruum n mees notted comin owt! Sukie Sukie had to get her boosters before we go on holiday or the cattery won't take her. I felt so sorry for her, she tried to be brave but the big, handsome Malamout was the last straw. We met him on our way out of TEDs and he was inquisitive and sniffed Sukie's carrier. Then the wails started! She was totally disgusted with herself! We had to go back in and ask the nurse for a bag to dispose of her soiled towel. She's been in the side room ever since - just drinking water - not eating. Think there will have to be some special food for tonight! And a whole lot of petting! Oh! Fangu Grand Pooh Bah! Dats a gudgud ideerment! Naow.....oh Meomie....we needa pwint owt! Harry, awl puffed up! |
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Notted fare!
On Aug 30, 8:40*am, rafflescat wrote:
Jist beclaws dey arr goin on howliday! I gotted stuk wiffa needul.....aftur getten sqweezed n poked n a furmomitur stuck......well, sumware. Awl beclaws dey arr goin on howliday. Den beclaws me saw a Malamout inna TED sumkat hadda akksidunt......in myne cawwier.....gwoss. I'm in myne bed, inna side ruum n mees notted comin owt! Oh, noze. Yoo seed a Malamout. Sashi was haff Malamout an seeh SKARED mee. Butted mine Mommy woont letted her neer me. Mommy tole mee dat Sashi dint meen no harm butted shee was sew bigbig. Mak yoor Mommy giff you extra goodies an lotsa luvin to mak up for da sperience. -- WooToo, gettin offer da hurricane Irene Sukie Sukie had to get her boosters before we go on holiday or the cattery won't take her. I felt so sorry for her, she tried to be brave but the big, handsome Malamout was the last straw. We met him on our way out of TEDs and he was inquisitive and sniffed Sukie's carrier. Then the wails started! She was totally disgusted with herself! We had to go back in and ask the nurse for a bag to dispose of her soiled towel. She's been in the side room ever since - just drinking water - not eating. Think there will have to be some special food for tonight! And a whole lot of petting! |
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Notted fare!
On 2011-09-01 7:19 PM, rafflescat wrote:
Dats a gud ideerment! I myneself is inshoored fur beein sik, n so is Sukie, Meomie hasta pay da furst £75 den de inshoorance kiks in, Meomie ses funny dat most bills is unner £75......but shees gwad itz dare if dares a BIG sickness...she ses. Jack, who knows. Weze gotten ower own bank count, an effury toona day Meomie puts sum toonas innit. It'z kalled 'catsakount'. Its notted furry big yit, butted itz gittin biggur. We useta hav an eggsklusiv cat TED tu, butted she gotten arthuritis an retyred erly. We haznt akshually needed tu see TED sins we wuz fiksed wen notted broke. -- Sam |
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Notted fare!
da lezz a kittee seeza ted, da betterer wif or wifowt dogz, OEJ
"Cheryl" wrote in message ... On 2011-09-01 7:19 PM, rafflescat wrote: Dats a gud ideerment! I myneself is inshoored fur beein sik, n so is Sukie, Meomie hasta pay da furst £75 den de inshoorance kiks in, Meomie ses funny dat most bills is unner £75......but shees gwad itz dare if dares a BIG sickness...she ses. Jack, who knows. Weze gotten ower own bank count, an effury toona day Meomie puts sum toonas innit. It'z kalled 'catsakount'. Its notted furry big yit, butted itz gittin biggur. We useta hav an eggsklusiv cat TED tu, butted she gotten arthuritis an retyred erly. We haznt akshually needed tu see TED sins we wuz fiksed wen notted broke. -- Sam |
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Notted fare!
On 2011-09-02 12:49 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
da lezz a kittee seeza ted, da betterer wif or wifowt dogz, OEJ Dat ted I wuz took tu werked inna big klinik. Meomie useta go theer wif thu RB cats wen thu lady hoo bekamed a all-catz ted wuz werkin theer befur she bekamed a all-catz ted an latur retyred. Mandy (RB) bited hur wunse onna arthuritik fingur. Mandy wuz a rill TGK. Liddul fings impuress Meomie. She aksed thu TED assistunt tu giv me thu werm pill cuz she thot I mite fite hur. That pill went down befur I evun noo it wuz comin, an Meomie wuz furry imprrest wif thu assistunt. Enywayz, thatted place haz alla kindsa anymals. Wuns, befur myne time, sumwun brot a snake inna pilocase!! Betsy (RB) wented tu a smallur klinik fur a secund opinyun on hur illness anna trip tu brij,. Thatz thu same wun Harry RB an thu noo Jake wuz/iz taken tu. I finks they haz d*gs theer tho. Dunno wat TED Cinnamon saw fur thu fixin. It wuz wun hoo helpz out thu sheltur, butted theer are lots wat duz that. -- Sam |
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Notted fare!
On Sep 2, 2:00*am, Will in New Haven
wrote: On Aug 30, 8:40*am, rafflescat wrote: Jist beclaws dey arr goin on howliday! I gotted stuk wiffa needul.....aftur getten sqweezed n poked n a furmomitur stuck......well, sumware. Awl beclaws dey arr goin on howliday. Den beclaws me saw a Malamout inna TED sumkat hadda akksidunt......in myne cawwier.....gwoss. I'm in myne bed, inna side ruum n mees notted comin owt! Oh, noze. Yoo seed a Malamout. Sashi was haff Malamout an seeh SKARED mee. Butted mine Mommy woont letted her neer me. Mommy tole mee dat Sashi dint meen no harm butted shee was sew bigbig. Mak yoor Mommy giff you extra goodies an lotsa luvin to mak up for da sperience. -- WooToo, gettin offer da hurricane Irene Sukie Sukie had to get her boosters before we go on holiday or the cattery won't take her. I felt so sorry for her, she tried to be brave but the big, handsome Malamout was the last straw. We met him on our way out of TEDs and he was inquisitive and sniffed Sukie's carrier. Then the wails started! She was totally disgusted with herself! We had to go back in and ask the nurse for a bag to dispose of her soiled towel. She's been in the side room ever since - just drinking water - not eating. Think there will have to be some special food for tonight! And a whole lot of petting! Thu wursest fing was dat Meomie got inna car n sed thu Malamout wus gorjuss! Gorjuss! It had kittiez at home n wiked kittiez! Me neffur knew dat! Or me woodnt have dun a ......ehmmm...thu Sumkat woodnt have dun dat in myne carrier......no. Sukie, bwushin |
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Notted fare!
On Sep 2, 1:06*pm, Cheryl wrote:
On 2011-09-01 7:19 PM, rafflescat wrote: Dats a gud ideerment! I myneself is inshoored fur beein sik, n so is Sukie, Meomie hasta pay da furst 75 den de inshoorance kiks in, Meomie ses funny dat most bills is unner 75......but shees gwad itz dare if dares a BIG sickness...she ses. Jack, who knows. Weze gotten ower own bank count, an effury toona day Meomie puts sum toonas innit. It'z kalled 'catsakount'. Its notted furry big yit, butted itz gittin biggur. We useta hav an eggsklusiv cat TED tu, butted she gotten arthuritis an retyred erly. We haznt akshually needed tu see TED sins we wuz fiksed wen notted broke. -- Sam Dats wunnerfil! How wood Meomie splain dat tu thu taxman? Itz thu kittiez acownt?......Hahaha! Meomie wikes dat! Giff dat owld taxman a headache! Jack |
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no tedz iz gud, one whut 'lowz snakez iz not gud fur soft, OEJ
"Cheryl" wrote in message ... On 2011-09-02 12:49 PM, Storrmmee wrote: da lezz a kittee seeza ted, da betterer wif or wifowt dogz, OEJ Dat ted I wuz took tu werked inna big klinik. Meomie useta go theer wif thu RB cats wen thu lady hoo bekamed a all-catz ted wuz werkin theer befur she bekamed a all-catz ted an latur retyred. Mandy (RB) bited hur wunse onna arthuritik fingur. Mandy wuz a rill TGK. Liddul fings impuress Meomie. She aksed thu TED assistunt tu giv me thu werm pill cuz she thot I mite fite hur. That pill went down befur I evun noo it wuz comin, an Meomie wuz furry imprrest wif thu assistunt. Enywayz, thatted place haz alla kindsa anymals. Wuns, befur myne time, sumwun brot a snake inna pilocase!! Betsy (RB) wented tu a smallur klinik fur a secund opinyun on hur illness anna trip tu brij,. Thatz thu same wun Harry RB an thu noo Jake wuz/iz taken tu. I finks they haz d*gs theer tho. Dunno wat TED Cinnamon saw fur thu fixin. It wuz wun hoo helpz out thu sheltur, butted theer are lots wat duz that. -- Sam |
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On 2011-09-02 6:53 PM, rafflescat wrote:
Dats wunnerfil! How wood Meomie splain dat tu thu taxman? Itz thu kittiez acownt?......Hahaha! Meomie wikes dat! Giff dat owld taxman a headache! Jack Duznt no wat she sez tu thu taxman, altho itz purobly rood ifn itz lyke alla fings she sez bout them effury spring. Shez gottin a plan this yeer - sumeun atta bank purrswaded hur uv a way tu pay les takses this yeer than last yeer butted it invulves puttin da toonas inna spayshul bank akkount insted uv spenin it onna cats. Wun grate fing bout bein a cat iz we duznt pay takses. In theery, Meomie sez hoomins gotta pay takse fur rodes an helf care an so on, butted in praktis she duznt lyke doin it. I finks thu stranj mens iz gone altho Meomie sez they mite be bak tu make a peephole inna noo door. Meomiez furry happy wif thu werk. Shez notted so happy wif ower attemp tu dig owerownselfs a hole undur thu pooter rum door to egscape. -- Sam |
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