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Old May 13th 09, 04:24 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Adrian[_2_]
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A lion, bear and a pig are sitting around discussing how hard each other
are, the lion says 'when I roar the whole jungle shakes' the bear says 'when
I roar the whole jungle shakes'
'so what' says the pig 'all I have to is sneeze and the whole world panics'.
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Old May 13th 09, 04:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Adrian wrote:
A lion, bear and a pig are sitting around discussing how hard each other
are, the lion says 'when I roar the whole jungle shakes' the bear says 'when
I roar the whole jungle shakes'
'so what' says the pig 'all I have to is sneeze and the whole world panics'.


Funny!

Along the same lines:

http://www.cbc.ca/photogallery/diver...l&startImage=5

or

http://snipurl.com/hy349

But it doesn't seem to get the right cartoon which is #6. Even though
the site generated the link, it goes to #8, which won't mean a thing
outside Canada.

Cheryl
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Old May 13th 09, 07:04 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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On May 13, 8:24*am, "Adrian" wrote:
A lion, bear and a pig are sitting around discussing how hard each other
are, the lion says 'when I roar the whole jungle shakes' the bear says 'when
I roar the whole jungle shakes'
'so what' says the pig 'all I have to is sneeze and the whole world panics'.



I was sent a good one- one of those A A Milne illustrations showing
Pooh and Piglet walking up the path hand in hand and the caption went:

"Piglet was thinking how lucky he was to have such a good friend as
Pooh,

And Pooh was thinking "If that piglet sneezes I am gonna f***ing kill
him"

I passed it to a friend of mine who is a nurse in a ward for the
elderly and she put it on the notice board and apparently they all
thought it was funny too! She blanked out the rude word and had
several of them tell her they didn't need that since none of them were
of an age to be embarassed by the "f" word!


Lesley

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Old May 14th 09, 05:46 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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On May 13, 6:21*pm, ScratchMonkey
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wrote in news:f6e80a15-7b2a-4959-9113-
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I was sent a good one- one of those A A Milne illustrations showing
Pooh and Piglet walking up the path hand in hand


http://www.myconfinedspace.com/?attachment_id=81231


Thats the one

Lesley

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Old May 22nd 09, 11:00 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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very good, Lee
"Adrian" wrote in message
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A lion, bear and a pig are sitting around discussing how hard each other
are, the lion says 'when I roar the whole jungle shakes' the bear says
'when I roar the whole jungle shakes'
'so what' says the pig 'all I have to is sneeze and the whole world
panics'.
--
Adrian (Owned by Snoopy, Bagheera & Shadow)
Cats leave pawprints on your heart
http://community.webshots.com/user/clowderuk



 




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