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'porting to Key West fur da crooz!
[a porter twinkles in Tiger's house, and a petite persian sticks her
head out] C'mon Tiger; I'm in da 'porter wif mine soupcases. Get in and we'll port to Key West! [Tiger gets in, and the 'porter twinkles once more as they land in the Hemingway House's lobby. A tuxedo-bell-cat appears] Welkum to da Hemingway house! May I put yur luggage wif da ofurs to be ported to da MV Purrbearer? There is a luncheon buffay and cocktails in da reception room where you can wait for da offurs. [Anaïs turns to Tiger] Ummm dis iz luffly and warm! Lookit dem palm trees and da brite sun. Shall we get a cocktail and sum lunch and eet outside on da terrace?? I finks I'd like a Planter's Nip-Punch and sum Oysterz on da haff-shell! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 2/24/2009 12:15:02 PM |
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'porting to Key West fur da crooz!
[Anaïs turns to Tiger] Ummm dis iz luffly and warm! Lookit dem
palm trees and da brite sun. Shall we get a cocktail and sum lunch and eet outside on da terrace?? I finks I'd like a Planter's Nip-Punch and sum Oysterz on da haff-shell! [Amelia, a Nip Colada in paw, waves to Anais and Tiger] Welcome, guys! Isn't this a wonderful day? I love this sunshine. And the Hemingway cats set a lovely buffet. Amelia |
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'porting to Key West fur da crooz!
On 24 Feb 2009 19:10:16 GMT, Amelia T Cat's nimble, little paws typed:
[Amelia, a Nip Colada in paw, waves to Anais and Tiger] Welcome, guys! Isn't this a wonderful day? I love this sunshine. And the Hemingway cats set a lovely buffet. Amelia It sure iz! An I heer dat itz 19 debrees cold in Mew Yawk City tonite! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 2/24/2009 11:40:37 PM |
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'porting to Key West fur da crooz!
dat iz too kowlde fur efin well efin germz, Tiger
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message . .. On 24 Feb 2009 19:10:16 GMT, Amelia T Cat's nimble, little paws typed: [Amelia, a Nip Colada in paw, waves to Anais and Tiger] Welcome, guys! Isn't this a wonderful day? I love this sunshine. And the Hemingway cats set a lovely buffet. Amelia It sure iz! An I heer dat itz 19 debrees cold in Mew Yawk City tonite! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 2/24/2009 11:40:37 PM |
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'porting to Key West fur da crooz!
Ets pozed tew snow ugun tonite neer Seattle. Datz tew efin kold fur da
hoomins, da efin kold hurtz meowmiez neez badbad n maykes hurself cry. I need some nip wine. None for Mimzy or Bob Qat. Dey kan hab sum cocanut milk. Anna Meowmie haz da effin floomonster agin.erm still. I am gwad tew be heer outta da kold. Mosey dat iz too kowlde fur efin well efin germz, Tiger "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" ... On 24 Feb 2009 19:10:16 GMT, Amelia T Cat's nimble, little paws typed: [Amelia, a Nip Colada in paw, waves to Anais and Tiger] Welcome, guys! Isn't this a wonderful day? I love this sunshine. And the Hemingway cats set a lovely buffet. Amelia It sure iz! An I heer dat itz 19 debrees cold in Mew Yawk City tonite! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 2/24/2009 11:40:37 PM |
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'porting to Key West fur da crooz!
ok den letz sit inna sun, I'll haf whatefur you orderz, juzt letz eatit inna
sun, Tiger, who sees da purfekt spot, very bright, anna sunny but not directly, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message ... [a porter twinkles in Tiger's house, and a petite persian sticks her head out] C'mon Tiger; I'm in da 'porter wif mine soupcases. Get in and we'll port to Key West! [Tiger gets in, and the 'porter twinkles once more as they land in the Hemingway House's lobby. A tuxedo-bell-cat appears] Welkum to da Hemingway house! May I put yur luggage wif da ofurs to be ported to da MV Purrbearer? There is a luncheon buffay and cocktails in da reception room where you can wait for da offurs. [Anaïs turns to Tiger] Ummm dis iz luffly and warm! Lookit dem palm trees and da brite sun. Shall we get a cocktail and sum lunch and eet outside on da terrace?? I finks I'd like a Planter's Nip-Punch and sum Oysterz on da haff-shell! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 2/24/2009 12:15:02 PM |
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'porting to Key West fur da crooz!
On Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:30:10 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed: ok den letz sit inna sun, I'll haf whatefur you orderz, juzt letz eatit inna sun, Tiger, who sees da purfekt spot, very bright, anna sunny but not directly, Hokay den [turns toward siz-toed waitcat] We'll haff sum oysterz on da haff shell, sum ob doze coconut shrimps, an a liddle broiled red snapper. An a Planter's nip-punch an a pina Nip-Kolada, pleeze! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 2/24/2009 7:28:31 PM |
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'porting to Key West fur da crooz!
On Feb 24, 7:31*pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
On Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:30:10 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws typed: ok den letz sit inna sun, I'll haf whatefur you orderz, juzt letz eatit inna sun, Tiger, who sees da purfekt spot, very bright, anna sunny but not directly, * * * * Hokay den [turns toward siz-toed waitcat] We'll haff sum oysterz on da haff shell, sum ob doze coconut shrimps, an a liddle broiled red snapper. An a Planter's nip-punch an a pina Nip-Kolada, pleeze! A porter twinkles and Maggy May leads Missy, Sunrise and Wascal out into the beautiful sunshine and breezes. Wascal asks the waitcat for a Wild Turkey Special Nip for himself, straight up, "an doze drinks wiff unbrellas for da ladeez." While they wait for their drinks they circulate, greeting all the kittees. -- Will in New Haven |
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'porting to Key West fur da crooz!
Willow sees Wascal and poked Piglet with her elbow. "Dere iz ur Mancat
friend." She waves and calls out "Hallo Wascal welkom to da Hemmingwayz Houze, izint it luffly?: Piglet grabs Willow by the collar, "Young lady if u effer duz sumphin like dat againz, yourself wil be sendt home wiff no kewstinz asked." Willow slinks away knowing sh has messed up already and they are still on the shore. "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Feb 24, 7:31 pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote: On Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:30:10 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws typed: ok den letz sit inna sun, I'll haf whatefur you orderz, juzt letz eatit inna sun, Tiger, who sees da purfekt spot, very bright, anna sunny but not directly, Hokay den [turns toward siz-toed waitcat] We'll haff sum oysterz on da haff shell, sum ob doze coconut shrimps, an a liddle broiled red snapper. An a Planter's nip-punch an a pina Nip-Kolada, pleeze! A porter twinkles and Maggy May leads Missy, Sunrise and Wascal out into the beautiful sunshine and breezes. Wascal asks the waitcat for a Wild Turkey Special Nip for himself, straight up, "an doze drinks wiff unbrellas for da ladeez." While they wait for their drinks they circulate, greeting all the kittees. -- Will in New Haven |
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'porting to Key West fur da crooz!
Trudi smilez atta willow, then to Piglette... you know der iz advatangez ta
bein yung anna furwurd, letz getta drink anna sum snakz "Granby" wrote in message ... Willow sees Wascal and poked Piglet with her elbow. "Dere iz ur Mancat friend." She waves and calls out "Hallo Wascal welkom to da Hemmingwayz Houze, izint it luffly?: Piglet grabs Willow by the collar, "Young lady if u effer duz sumphin like dat againz, yourself wil be sendt home wiff no kewstinz asked." Willow slinks away knowing sh has messed up already and they are still on the shore. "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Feb 24, 7:31 pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote: On Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:30:10 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws typed: ok den letz sit inna sun, I'll haf whatefur you orderz, juzt letz eatit inna sun, Tiger, who sees da purfekt spot, very bright, anna sunny but not directly, Hokay den [turns toward siz-toed waitcat] We'll haff sum oysterz on da haff shell, sum ob doze coconut shrimps, an a liddle broiled red snapper. An a Planter's nip-punch an a pina Nip-Kolada, pleeze! A porter twinkles and Maggy May leads Missy, Sunrise and Wascal out into the beautiful sunshine and breezes. Wascal asks the waitcat for a Wild Turkey Special Nip for himself, straight up, "an doze drinks wiff unbrellas for da ladeez." While they wait for their drinks they circulate, greeting all the kittees. -- Will in New Haven |
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