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Old August 27th 04, 08:55 AM
Debbie Wilson
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Cheryl wrote:

I *stole* this from another group but it was such a hit at work I
had to share it with you guys.


Hello all, from Buttercup Cootie.
.....what's a cootie? :-}

Deb.
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"He looked a fierce and quarrelsome cat, but claw he never would;
He only bit the ones he loved, because they tasted good." S. Greenfield
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Old August 27th 04, 10:10 AM
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Cheryl wrote:
I *stole* this from another group but it was such a hit at work I
had to share it with you guys.

Follow the instructions to find your funny name.


In this connotation, I'm Booger Gigglesprinkles.

I think I'd much rather be Alatariel Elensar (or in hobbit Myrtle Hamwich of
Buckleberry Fern).

Jill


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Old August 27th 04, 10:10 AM
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Cheryl wrote:
I *stole* this from another group but it was such a hit at work I
had to share it with you guys.

Follow the instructions to find your funny name.


In this connotation, I'm Booger Gigglesprinkles.

I think I'd much rather be Alatariel Elensar (or in hobbit Myrtle Hamwich of
Buckleberry Fern).

Jill


  #24  
Old August 27th 04, 01:17 PM
Kreisleriana
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On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 18:48:43 -0500, Cheryl
yodeled:

I *stole* this from another group but it was such a hit at work I
had to share it with you guys.

Follow the instructions to find your funny name. The following is
an excerpt
from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot
of
Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces
everyone to
assume new names..... Use the third letter of your first name to
determine
your NEW first name:



Thank you so much.

Crusty Chicken Buns. :P




a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa



Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your
NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your
NEW last name, or, if your last name isn't 4 letters long, use the
first
letter of your last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts.
Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks. Al Gore is Lumpy
Burgertush.

My new assumed identity is Crusty Girdlebrain.
lol


Theresa
Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh
My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com
alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/
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Old August 27th 04, 01:17 PM
Kreisleriana
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On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 18:48:43 -0500, Cheryl
yodeled:

I *stole* this from another group but it was such a hit at work I
had to share it with you guys.

Follow the instructions to find your funny name. The following is
an excerpt
from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot
of
Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces
everyone to
assume new names..... Use the third letter of your first name to
determine
your NEW first name:



Thank you so much.

Crusty Chicken Buns. :P




a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa



Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your
NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your
NEW last name, or, if your last name isn't 4 letters long, use the
first
letter of your last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts.
Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks. Al Gore is Lumpy
Burgertush.

My new assumed identity is Crusty Girdlebrain.
lol


Theresa
Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh
My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com
alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/
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Old August 27th 04, 01:19 PM
Kreisleriana
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On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 20:28:48 -0500, "Gracecat"
yodeled:

Married name..
Stinky Rhinohead

Maiden....
Umm...
Stinky Chickenbutt?!?!??!


Stinky welcomes you to his select fraternity.


Theresa
Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh
My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com
alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/
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Old August 27th 04, 01:19 PM
Kreisleriana
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On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 20:28:48 -0500, "Gracecat"
yodeled:

Married name..
Stinky Rhinohead

Maiden....
Umm...
Stinky Chickenbutt?!?!??!


Stinky welcomes you to his select fraternity.


Theresa
Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh
My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com
alt.tv.frasier FAQ: http://www.im-listening.net/FAQ/
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Old August 27th 04, 01:23 PM
Sherry
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Cheryl wrote:

I *stole* this from another group but it was such a hit at work I
had to share it with you guys.


Hello all, from Buttercup Cootie.
....what's a cootie? :-}

Deb.
--

That's a good question. Is it a head lice? (Louse?). All the word means to me
is that it was a horrid playground-name that kids used to call the kids they
either didn't like or the ones who had questionable personal hygiene habits.

Sherry
 




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