The Girtha Report!

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Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition

Providing the latest news on Allegra, "Great Girtha," as she
celebrates her fifteenth birthday on March 26, 2004

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At the age of fifteen, Great Girtha is officially retiring
from active sumo competition. She intends to become an oyakata
(stable master) of a heya (sumo training stable), to train
younger kitties in the techniques of the sport.

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Great Girtha would like to thank all the members of the Great
Girtha Fan Club for their unswerving support through the years:

pippy (bery furst memfur)
Talisker Pippin (#2 fan)
Mikko
Mrs. Wiggles (RB), Pouncer (RB), Radar,
and new members Angel, Heidi, and Weegee
Omar (RB), Norville, Mietze, Neko, and Azad
Shug and Shim and associate members Lynda and Gail
Pooh and Tigger
Associate member Scrratchem
Associate members Tucker (RB), Jason (RB),
Lily-Belle (RB), and Smokey
New members Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight,
and Lilith Kitten

New members are welcome at the Great Girtha Fan Club. Member-
ship is FREE, and full members receive TWO photos of Great
Girtha and the EXCLUSIVE Great Girtha Gazette. Write to the
club secretary at: rubin (at) bestweb (dot) net for details.

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Great Girtha would like to announce her Fifteenth Birthday
Honors List:

At Girtha Farms (a division of Girtha Enterprises), the North
Forty field has been designated the Mrs. Wiggles and Pouncer
Memorial Field.

Capt. Midnight is commended for his work in animal rescue.

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Great Girtha is pleased to announce the formation of the Great
Girtha Book Club! She will recommend reading material of
exceptional merit that she encourages all to read and discuss.

The first selection is the book "The Silent Miaow," translated
from the Feline by Paul Gallico, with photos by Suzanne Szasz.

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On behalf of all of us here at Girtha Enterprises, thank you
for reading THE GIRTHA REPORT.

Charles Foster Kane
Press Agent
Girtha Enterprises

This is just too sweet! Thanks very much for the laugh.
Please do forward our purrs, respect, and bestest birthday skritches to
Great Girtha on this most auspicious occasion.
She is most assuredly the Grande Dame of Sumo, and we are humbled to make
her acquaitance.
-Tiki, Freddie, and their lowly Catslave

Maybe you want to share your purr day parti with Clarence? Miss Violette,
getting read to order another cake
Adam same@same wrote in message ...

T H E G I R T H A R E P O R T
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Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition

Providing the latest news on Allegra, "Great Girtha," as she
celebrates her fifteenth birthday on March 26, 2004

------------------------

At the age of fifteen, Great Girtha is officially retiring
from active sumo competition. She intends to become an oyakata
(stable master) of a heya (sumo training stable), to train
younger kitties in the techniques of the sport.

------------------------

Great Girtha would like to thank all the members of the Great
Girtha Fan Club for their unswerving support through the years:

pippy (bery furst memfur)
Talisker Pippin (#2 fan)
Mikko
Mrs. Wiggles (RB), Pouncer (RB), Radar,
and new members Angel, Heidi, and Weegee
Omar (RB), Norville, Mietze, Neko, and Azad
Shug and Shim and associate members Lynda and Gail
Pooh and Tigger
Associate member Scrratchem
Associate members Tucker (RB), Jason (RB),
Lily-Belle (RB), and Smokey
New members Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight,
and Lilith Kitten

New members are welcome at the Great Girtha Fan Club. Member-
ship is FREE, and full members receive TWO photos of Great
Girtha and the EXCLUSIVE Great Girtha Gazette. Write to the
club secretary at: rubin (at) bestweb (dot) net for details.

------------------------

Great Girtha would like to announce her Fifteenth Birthday
Honors List:

At Girtha Farms (a division of Girtha Enterprises), the North
Forty field has been designated the Mrs. Wiggles and Pouncer
Memorial Field.

Capt. Midnight is commended for his work in animal rescue.

------------------------

Great Girtha is pleased to announce the formation of the Great
Girtha Book Club! She will recommend reading material of
exceptional merit that she encourages all to read and discuss.

The first selection is the book "The Silent Miaow," translated
from the Feline by Paul Gallico, with photos by Suzanne Szasz.

------------------------

On behalf of all of us here at Girtha Enterprises, thank you
for reading THE GIRTHA REPORT.

Charles Foster Kane
Press Agent
Girtha Enterprises

Con-cat-ulations, Allegra! May there be many more.

Kitty Schottland DOC, Capt. Midnight DOC & Lilith Kitten

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"Adam" same@same wrote in message
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T H E G I R T H A R E P O R T
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Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition

Providing the latest news on Allegra, "Great Girtha," as she
celebrates her fifteenth birthday on March 26, 2004

------------------------

At the age of fifteen, Great Girtha is officially retiring
from active sumo competition. She intends to become an oyakata
(stable master) of a heya (sumo training stable), to train
younger kitties in the techniques of the sport.

------------------------

Great Girtha would like to thank all the members of the Great
Girtha Fan Club for their unswerving support through the years:

pippy (bery furst memfur)
Talisker Pippin (#2 fan)
Mikko
Mrs. Wiggles (RB), Pouncer (RB), Radar,
and new members Angel, Heidi, and Weegee
Omar (RB), Norville, Mietze, Neko, and Azad
Shug and Shim and associate members Lynda and Gail
Pooh and Tigger
Associate member Scrratchem
Associate members Tucker (RB), Jason (RB),
Lily-Belle (RB), and Smokey
New members Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight,
and Lilith Kitten

New members are welcome at the Great Girtha Fan Club. Member-
ship is FREE, and full members receive TWO photos of Great
Girtha and the EXCLUSIVE Great Girtha Gazette. Write to the
club secretary at: rubin (at) bestweb (dot) net for details.

------------------------

Great Girtha would like to announce her Fifteenth Birthday
Honors List:

At Girtha Farms (a division of Girtha Enterprises), the North
Forty field has been designated the Mrs. Wiggles and Pouncer
Memorial Field.

Capt. Midnight is commended for his work in animal rescue.

------------------------

Great Girtha is pleased to announce the formation of the Great
Girtha Book Club! She will recommend reading material of
exceptional merit that she encourages all to read and discuss.

The first selection is the book "The Silent Miaow," translated
from the Feline by Paul Gallico, with photos by Suzanne Szasz.

------------------------

On behalf of all of us here at Girtha Enterprises, thank you
for reading THE GIRTHA REPORT.

Charles Foster Kane
Press Agent
Girtha Enterprises

HiHi Girtha,

Anna a happy purrday to yew! Dat's kwite an accomplishment to be 15,
concatulationz!

I'ze enjoyed reeding yourown REPORT, anna if yew iz luking fur a noo
sumo kittee, I'z gonna ask my wink, Tiger ifn hisownwelf iz innerested. He's
a big boycat.

Anywayz, yew haff a happy purrday!
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com


Adam wrote:
T H E G I R T H A R E P O R T
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Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition

Providing the latest news on Allegra, "Great Girtha," as she
celebrates her fifteenth birthday on March 26, 2004

------------------------

At the age of fifteen, Great Girtha is officially retiring
from active sumo competition. She intends to become an oyakata
(stable master) of a heya (sumo training stable), to train
younger kitties in the techniques of the sport.

------------------------

Great Girtha would like to thank all the members of the Great
Girtha Fan Club for their unswerving support through the years:

pippy (bery furst memfur)
Talisker Pippin (#2 fan)
Mikko
Mrs. Wiggles (RB), Pouncer (RB), Radar,
and new members Angel, Heidi, and Weegee
Omar (RB), Norville, Mietze, Neko, and Azad
Shug and Shim and associate members Lynda and Gail
Pooh and Tigger
Associate member Scrratchem
Associate members Tucker (RB), Jason (RB),
Lily-Belle (RB), and Smokey
New members Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight,
and Lilith Kitten

New members are welcome at the Great Girtha Fan Club. Member-
ship is FREE, and full members receive TWO photos of Great
Girtha and the EXCLUSIVE Great Girtha Gazette. Write to the
club secretary at: rubin (at) bestweb (dot) net for details.

------------------------

Great Girtha would like to announce her Fifteenth Birthday
Honors List:

At Girtha Farms (a division of Girtha Enterprises), the North
Forty field has been designated the Mrs. Wiggles and Pouncer
Memorial Field.

Capt. Midnight is commended for his work in animal rescue.

------------------------

Great Girtha is pleased to announce the formation of the Great
Girtha Book Club! She will recommend reading material of
exceptional merit that she encourages all to read and discuss.

The first selection is the book "The Silent Miaow," translated
from the Feline by Paul Gallico, with photos by Suzanne Szasz.

------------------------

On behalf of all of us here at Girtha Enterprises, thank you
for reading THE GIRTHA REPORT.

Charles Foster Kane
Press Agent
Girtha Enterprises

On Thu, 25 Mar 2004 18:38:15 -0500, "Adam" same@same wrote:


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Providing the latest news on Allegra, "Great Girtha," as she
celebrates her fifteenth birthday on March 26, 2004


Congatulations Allegra and Happy happy Purrday!!!
Xena and Callisto

Happy Purrrrrrrrday Ms.Girtha! I herd bowt yew frum mye Unca Siggy (RB)
Yew ar kwyte famuss! Anti Gwen jus luff dat book, "The Silent Miaow) --we
had to buy it again wen hur 'rijinal copy neffur got returned by hur
teechur! (her French teacher, I fink) 'majin dat! Ennyway, I wuz gonna
sugges dat yew ryte uh buk yurownseff, Allegra! We wud awl reed it!

Samantha an Anti Bev

"Adam" same@same wrote in message
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T H E G I R T H A R E P O R T
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Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition

Providing the latest news on Allegra, "Great Girtha," as she
celebrates her fifteenth birthday on March 26, 2004

------------------------

At the age of fifteen, Great Girtha is officially retiring
from active sumo competition. She intends to become an oyakata
(stable master) of a heya (sumo training stable), to train
younger kitties in the techniques of the sport.

------------------------

Great Girtha would like to thank all the members of the Great
Girtha Fan Club for their unswerving support through the years:

pippy (bery furst memfur)
Talisker Pippin (#2 fan)
Mikko
Mrs. Wiggles (RB), Pouncer (RB), Radar,
and new members Angel, Heidi, and Weegee
Omar (RB), Norville, Mietze, Neko, and Azad
Shug and Shim and associate members Lynda and Gail
Pooh and Tigger
Associate member Scrratchem
Associate members Tucker (RB), Jason (RB),
Lily-Belle (RB), and Smokey
New members Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight,
and Lilith Kitten

New members are welcome at the Great Girtha Fan Club. Member-
ship is FREE, and full members receive TWO photos of Great
Girtha and the EXCLUSIVE Great Girtha Gazette. Write to the
club secretary at: rubin (at) bestweb (dot) net for details.

------------------------

Great Girtha would like to announce her Fifteenth Birthday
Honors List:

At Girtha Farms (a division of Girtha Enterprises), the North
Forty field has been designated the Mrs. Wiggles and Pouncer
Memorial Field.

Capt. Midnight is commended for his work in animal rescue.

------------------------

Great Girtha is pleased to announce the formation of the Great
Girtha Book Club! She will recommend reading material of
exceptional merit that she encourages all to read and discuss.

The first selection is the book "The Silent Miaow," translated
from the Feline by Paul Gallico, with photos by Suzanne Szasz.

------------------------

On behalf of all of us here at Girtha Enterprises, thank you
for reading THE GIRTHA REPORT.

Charles Foster Kane
Press Agent
Girtha Enterprises

Happy Birthday, Allegra! We hopes yu hadda happy day. Yu shares da
purrday ov ourz mommy's furst kitty, Streetcar (RB 1993).

Spike & Stormy

Adam wrote:

T H E G I R T H A R E P O R T
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Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition

Providing the latest news on Allegra, "Great Girtha," as she
celebrates her fifteenth birthday on March 26, 2004

------------------------

At the age of fifteen, Great Girtha is officially retiring
from active sumo competition. She intends to become an oyakata
(stable master) of a heya (sumo training stable), to train
younger kitties in the techniques of the sport.

------------------------

Great Girtha would like to thank all the members of the Great
Girtha Fan Club for their unswerving support through the years:

pippy (bery furst memfur)
Talisker Pippin (#2 fan)
Mikko
Mrs. Wiggles (RB), Pouncer (RB), Radar,
and new members Angel, Heidi, and Weegee
Omar (RB), Norville, Mietze, Neko, and Azad
Shug and Shim and associate members Lynda and Gail
Pooh and Tigger
Associate member Scrratchem
Associate members Tucker (RB), Jason (RB),
Lily-Belle (RB), and Smokey
New members Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight,
and Lilith Kitten

New members are welcome at the Great Girtha Fan Club. Member-
ship is FREE, and full members receive TWO photos of Great
Girtha and the EXCLUSIVE Great Girtha Gazette. Write to the
club secretary at: rubin (at) bestweb (dot) net for details.

------------------------

Great Girtha would like to announce her Fifteenth Birthday
Honors List:

At Girtha Farms (a division of Girtha Enterprises), the North
Forty field has been designated the Mrs. Wiggles and Pouncer
Memorial Field.

Capt. Midnight is commended for his work in animal rescue.

------------------------

Great Girtha is pleased to announce the formation of the Great
Girtha Book Club! She will recommend reading material of
exceptional merit that she encourages all to read and discuss.

The first selection is the book "The Silent Miaow," translated
from the Feline by Paul Gallico, with photos by Suzanne Szasz.

------------------------

On behalf of all of us here at Girtha Enterprises, thank you
for reading THE GIRTHA REPORT.

Charles Foster Kane
Press Agent
Girtha Enterprises

T H E G I R T H A R E P O R T
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Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition

Providing the latest news on Allegra, "Great Girtha," as she
celebrates her fifteenth birthday on March 26, 2004

And furry many happy returns of the day!

At the age of fifteen, Great Girtha is officially retiring
from active sumo competition. She intends to become an oyakata
(stable master) of a heya (sumo training stable), to train
younger kitties in the techniques of the sport.

ohohohoh!!! There are sefural kitties here who would like to join
Girtha-beya!!!

Kyouju, Mina, and Lilith have all been training in the ancient sumo
techniques for several years now and would be very honored if
Girtha-oyakata would take them on as deshi (pupils).

The hoomin insists on butting in and saying that she is a furry big fan
of hoomin sumo, and would be willing to help stage a new Kitty Soomo
Turnamint if there is interest.

Kyouju (the Professor), Mina (the Queen), and Lilith (Godzilla-head)

"Adam" same@same wrote:
On Thu, 25 Mar 2004 18:38:15 -0500, you wrote:


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Great Girtha would like to thank all the members of the Great
Girtha Fan Club for their unswerving support through the years:

pippy (bery furst memfur)
Talisker Pippin (#2 fan)
Mikko
Mrs. Wiggles (RB), Pouncer (RB), Radar,
and new members Angel, Heidi, and Weegee
Omar (RB), Norville, Mietze, Neko, and Azad
Shug and Shim and associate members Lynda and Gail
Pooh and Tigger
Associate member Scrratchem
Associate members Tucker (RB), Jason (RB),
Lily-Belle (RB), and Smokey
New members Kitty Schottland, Capt. Midnight,
and Lilith Kitten

snip

Shee *is* da girthiest, now an furreffur!

Happy HAPPY purrday, Miz Allegra!

Mietze, wiff Norville, Neko an Azad nodding their heads, and Ella,
Buster Badseed and Molly Samin all wishing their mom would get off her
duff and enroll *them* in the club as well
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