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MY place. Not YOURS!
So I have moved halfway across the country with Smokey and Nocturne.
DP had gone there a month earlier with Kumani and Tyche At the hotel Nox roly-polied all over the bed while Smokey was nervous but not as nervous as when we moved out there. Then we stayed in a motel up in a park and Smokey was afraid of all the trees. This hotel was in a city, much better for a Smokey poke who is afraid of nature and a return to the wild life. Smokey and Nox had been in a kennel for a week while I packed up the house and got the rug cleaned. when they are in the kennel Smokey is Nox's kennel boyfriend and she appears to enjoy his company instead of growling, smacking him, and generally pretending to resent his existence like she does at home. When we arrived at the new place, Nocturne was not amused. Tyche walked right up to Smokey and Nocturne and let out a growling hiss. "This is MY place...not YOURS!" Nocturne promptly enthroned herself on the bye. Tyche persisted "This is MY bed....not YOURS!" The end result was like Israel and Palestine. Nocturne "this is MY ancestral beddy-bye and I am in charge here!" Tyche "NO, this is MY house, I was here FIRST, EFF OFF!" Nocturne "I polyed on this bed before you were even BORN!" Tyche "But I have slept here with momdad for the past MONTH!" Kumani went back to hiding in the closet and wouldn't come out. It is now four days later and the war is over. Nocturne is once again supreme warlord of the bed, Kumani is out of the closet, and Smokey is once again scum of the earth. Tyche appears to forgive the interlopers as long as they keep licking her. --Fil |
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On 2007-08-03 14:40:12 -0500, Enfilade said:
So I have moved halfway across the country with Smokey and Nocturne. DP had gone there a month earlier with Kumani and Tyche At the hotel Nox roly-polied all over the bed while Smokey was nervous but not as nervous as when we moved out there. Then we stayed in a motel up in a park and Smokey was afraid of all the trees. This hotel was in a city, much better for a Smokey poke who is afraid of nature and a return to the wild life. Smokey and Nox had been in a kennel for a week while I packed up the house and got the rug cleaned. when they are in the kennel Smokey is Nox's kennel boyfriend and she appears to enjoy his company instead of growling, smacking him, and generally pretending to resent his existence like she does at home. When we arrived at the new place, Nocturne was not amused. Tyche walked right up to Smokey and Nocturne and let out a growling hiss. "This is MY place...not YOURS!" Nocturne promptly enthroned herself on the bye. Tyche persisted "This is MY bed....not YOURS!" The end result was like Israel and Palestine. Nocturne "this is MY ancestral beddy-bye and I am in charge here!" Tyche "NO, this is MY house, I was here FIRST, EFF OFF!" Nocturne "I polyed on this bed before you were even BORN!" Tyche "But I have slept here with momdad for the past MONTH!" Kumani went back to hiding in the closet and wouldn't come out. It is now four days later and the war is over. Nocturne is once again supreme warlord of the bed, Kumani is out of the closet, and Smokey is once again scum of the earth. Tyche appears to forgive the interlopers as long as they keep licking her. --Fil I hope everyone adapts and settles in fast! |
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"Enfilade" wrote in message
oups.com... So I have moved halfway across the country with Smokey and Nocturne. DP had gone there a month earlier with Kumani and Tyche At the hotel Nox roly-polied all over the bed while Smokey was nervous but not as nervous as when we moved out there. Then we stayed in a motel up in a park and Smokey was afraid of all the trees. This hotel was in a city, much better for a Smokey poke who is afraid of nature and a return to the wild life. Aw, poor Smokey-Poke! Give him a comforting scritch from me please? Smokey and Nox had been in a kennel for a week while I packed up the house and got the rug cleaned. when they are in the kennel Smokey is Nox's kennel boyfriend and she appears to enjoy his company instead of growling, smacking him, and generally pretending to resent his existence like she does at home. When we arrived at the new place, Nocturne was not amused. Tyche walked right up to Smokey and Nocturne and let out a growling hiss. "This is MY place...not YOURS!" Nocturne promptly enthroned herself on the bye. Tyche persisted "This is MY bed....not YOURS!" The end result was like Israel and Palestine. Nocturne "this is MY ancestral beddy-bye and I am in charge here!" Tyche "NO, this is MY house, I was here FIRST, EFF OFF!" Nocturne "I polyed on this bed before you were even BORN!" Tyche "But I have slept here with momdad for the past MONTH!" Kumani went back to hiding in the closet and wouldn't come out. It is now four days later and the war is over. Nocturne is once again supreme warlord of the bed, Kumani is out of the closet, and Smokey is once again scum of the earth. Tyche appears to forgive the interlopers as long as they keep licking her. Sigh, hearing about Nocturne's depredations and conquering of her universe reminds me so much of Bandi! Is your new place bigger than your last? BTW, be sure to send me your new address, the clowder just might want to teleport over sometime! ; Hugs, CatNipped --Fil |
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Enfilade wrote:
It is now four days later and the war is over. Nocturne is once again supreme warlord of the bed, Kumani is out of the closet, and Smokey is once again scum of the earth. Tyche appears to forgive the interlopers as long as they keep licking her. Glad to hear everyone is settling down in your household. It must be nice to have The Big Move over and done with. -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. |
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Enfilade wrote:
So I have moved halfway across the country with Smokey and Nocturne. DP had gone there a month earlier with Kumani and Tyche [snipperoo] Wow, your bitties and the Dark Goddess and the nervous pokey-boy have had quite an adventure. Sounds like quite the situation what with Middle East politics, lesbian bitties coming out of the closet and felines who are terrified of trees. What will they think of next? Glad you've all made it to the new place, finally!! Joyce |
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Enfilade wrote:
Nocturne "this is MY ancestral beddy-bye and I am in charge here!" Tyche "NO, this is MY house, I was here FIRST, EFF OFF!" Nocturne "I polyed on this bed before you were even BORN!" Tyche "But I have slept here with momdad for the past MONTH!" Kumani went back to hiding in the closet and wouldn't come out. It is now four days later and the war is over. Nocturne is once again supreme warlord of the bed, Kumani is out of the closet, and Smokey is once again scum of the earth. Tyche appears to forgive the interlopers as long as they keep licking her. Poor bitties. Well, everything sure went back to normal quickly after so much had happened! |
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East politics, lesbian bitties coming out of the closet and felines who are terrified of trees. One could argue that Kumani and Tyche's kissing-sisters routine is incest, pedophilia (they are both under 16) bestiality AND lesbianism all rolled into one! As for Smokey, Smokey's first Yule/Christmas was a sad affair involving him shrieking at the tree and hiding under the tables, and Nox wondering how he could've gotten stupider than he was in November. The tree was PLASTIC. --Fil |
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"Enfilade" wrote in message
oups.com... what with Middle East politics, lesbian bitties coming out of the closet and felines who are terrified of trees. One could argue that Kumani and Tyche's kissing-sisters routine is incest, pedophilia (they are both under 16) bestiality AND lesbianism all rolled into one! As for Smokey, Smokey's first Yule/Christmas was a sad affair involving him shrieking at the tree and hiding under the tables, and Nox wondering how he could've gotten stupider than he was in November. The tree was PLASTIC. ROTFLMAO - and tears in my eyes for poor Smokey-Poke! He started out life badly, but look who he has for a slave now!!! I'm sure you'll make the rest of his life stellar. Hugs, CatNipped --Fil |
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Enfilade wrote:
One could argue that Kumani and Tyche's kissing-sisters routine is incest, pedophilia (they are both under 16) bestiality AND lesbianism all rolled into one! Since they're *both* under 16, they are off the hook pedophilia. (If two teenagers under 16 have sex, nobody goes to jail, although their parents might not be very happy about it.) Perhaps cats are in *favor* of bestiality, though. As for Smokey, Smokey's first Yule/Christmas was a sad affair involving him shrieking at the tree and hiding under the tables, and Nox wondering how he could've gotten stupider than he was in November. The tree was PLASTIC. LOL!! Hilarious. Nox and Smokey really are like Ebenezer and Snooch. Poor guy. A plastic tree doesn't even *smell* like a real tree! Does he tolerate Christmas/Yule trees (real or fake) now? Joyce |
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Poor guy. A plastic tree doesn't even *smell* like a real tree! Does he tolerate Christmas/Yule trees (real or fake) now? Our tree continues to be fake, and after the first year, he began to pretend it is beneath his notice, even going so far as to meatloaf under it, though he still is a bit wary on the day it goes up. I daresay the smell of a real tree would wig him out. He liked the smell of Levis, Quebec's urban sprawl far better than the rustic forest aromas in Edmunston, New Brunswick. In NB he spent the entire night running around, screaming, and climbing the venetian blinds. Quebec was more about scarfing food and exploring under the bed. --Fil |
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