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Old January 5th 09, 01:16 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Uncl Bill iz Hom frum Mew Jersey

Uncl Bill pakd his supe-case wile I wasn wooking an ran away too
Atlantic City to play in da catsinos wiff mine Uncle Sid and mine
Uncle Eric. He leff on Friday. Aunt Micki wooked in on mineself an I
had enuff fudz an wadder and da doodlebox wuz changed. An shee giv mee
a treet yessurday. Sew I ane too mad. An hee cam hom this afternune.

Wen Bear takes Uncl Bill four his walk in few minuts I am gonna doo
sumfing notty. Butted I will forgiv himself in tim for cuddly-sleep.

--
WooToo
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Old January 5th 09, 01:22 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Uncl Bill iz Hom frum Mew Jersey

U iza smartz kitty WooToo. Dat cuddlesleep iz a portant fing. Piglet
thinking this is a really smart cat.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
Uncl Bill pakd his supe-case wile I wasn wooking an ran away too
Atlantic City to play in da catsinos wiff mine Uncle Sid and mine
Uncle Eric. He leff on Friday. Aunt Micki wooked in on mineself an I
had enuff fudz an wadder and da doodlebox wuz changed. An shee giv mee
a treet yessurday. Sew I ane too mad. An hee cam hom this afternune.

Wen Bear takes Uncl Bill four his walk in few minuts I am gonna doo
sumfing notty. Butted I will forgiv himself in tim for cuddly-sleep.

--
WooToo



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Old January 5th 09, 09:37 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Uncl Bill iz Hom frum Mew Jersey

On Jan 5, 12:53*am, Cory wrote:
In article 4a7faad1-d861-413b-86b6-
,
says...

Uncl Bill pakd his supe-case wile I wasn wooking an ran away too
Atlantic City to play in da catsinos wiff mine Uncle Sid and mine
Uncle Eric. He leff on Friday. Aunt Micki wooked in on mineself an I
had enuff fudz an wadder and da doodlebox wuz changed. An shee giv mee
a treet yessurday. Sew I ane too mad. An hee cam hom this afternune.


Wen Bear takes Uncl Bill four his walk in few minuts I am gonna doo
sumfing notty. Butted I will forgiv himself in tim for cuddly-sleep.


--
WooToo


But will Uncle Bill forgive YOU, WooToo, for doing "sumfing notty"??

THAT'S the 10 million dollar question, buddy.


I iz gnot Buddy. Buddy iz a parrut.

Wen Uncl Bill went four hiz wak, I started beeting up hiz supe case. I
hit it wiff a leff an a rite an a leff an a rite. Wen he cam back in,
I wuz still beetin itself up. I wuz punchin it wike a boxer punches
dat bag whut dereselves punches. Hee sed dat hee iz soree dat I am mad
an dat da supe case din hab no choyce.

Den wee slep fru a furry gud nite ub cuddlesleep.

--
WooToo
"Cuddlespeep is speshul, effury ower count az too,
An cuddleslepp iz gud four yoo." Maggy May, her song

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Old January 5th 09, 11:08 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Uncl Bill iz Hom frum Mew Jersey

Diz iz Piglet and korze he will forgiff urself, he izza hooman and dey iz
weak when it komz to stayink mad at cats.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Jan 5, 12:53 am, Cory wrote:
In article 4a7faad1-d861-413b-86b6-
,
says...

Uncl Bill pakd his supe-case wile I wasn wooking an ran away too
Atlantic City to play in da catsinos wiff mine Uncle Sid and mine
Uncle Eric. He leff on Friday. Aunt Micki wooked in on mineself an I
had enuff fudz an wadder and da doodlebox wuz changed. An shee giv mee
a treet yessurday. Sew I ane too mad. An hee cam hom this afternune.


Wen Bear takes Uncl Bill four his walk in few minuts I am gonna doo
sumfing notty. Butted I will forgiv himself in tim for cuddly-sleep.


--
WooToo


But will Uncle Bill forgive YOU, WooToo, for doing "sumfing notty"??

THAT'S the 10 million dollar question, buddy.


I iz gnot Buddy. Buddy iz a parrut.

Wen Uncl Bill went four hiz wak, I started beeting up hiz supe case. I
hit it wiff a leff an a rite an a leff an a rite. Wen he cam back in,
I wuz still beetin itself up. I wuz punchin it wike a boxer punches
dat bag whut dereselves punches. Hee sed dat hee iz soree dat I am mad
an dat da supe case din hab no choyce.

Den wee slep fru a furry gud nite ub cuddlesleep.

--
WooToo
"Cuddlespeep is speshul, effury ower count az too,
An cuddleslepp iz gud four yoo." Maggy May, her song


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Old January 6th 09, 01:42 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
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Default Uncl Bill iz Hom frum Mew Jersey

On Mon, 5 Jan 2009 13:37:26 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:

Wen Uncl Bill went four hiz wak, I started beeting up hiz supe case. I
hit it wiff a leff an a rite an a leff an a rite. Wen he cam back in,
I wuz still beetin itself up. I wuz punchin it wike a boxer punches
dat bag whut dereselves punches. Hee sed dat hee iz soree dat I am mad
an dat da supe case din hab no choyce.

Den wee slep fru a furry gud nite ub cuddlesleep.


Hmmmm, I finks dat hurkin or poopin in da soup case wood be much more
effektiff at keepink him home.

Da cuddlesleep iz gudgud, buttid he still owes you!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

1/5/2009 8:40:55 PM
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Old January 6th 09, 01:47 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Uncl Bill iz Hom frum Mew Jersey

On Sun, 4 Jan 2009 17:16:34 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:

Uncl Bill pakd his supe-case wile I wasn wooking an ran away too
Atlantic City to play in da catsinos wiff mine Uncle Sid and mine
Uncle Eric. He leff on Friday. Aunt Micki wooked in on mineself an I
had enuff fudz an wadder and da doodlebox wuz changed. An shee giv mee
a treet yessurday. Sew I ane too mad. An hee cam hom this afternune.

Wen Bear takes Uncl Bill four his walk in few minuts I am gonna doo
sumfing notty. Butted I will forgiv himself in tim for cuddly-sleep.


I wanna kno why Unka Bill didn't stop by to pet an cuddle mineownself
eifur on da way down or on da way bak. I cudda cuffered him wif gud
luck furz!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

1/5/2009 8:46:43 PM
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Old January 6th 09, 02:16 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Uncl Bill iz Hom frum Mew Jersey

On Jan 5, 8:47 pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
On Sun, 4 Jan 2009 17:16:34 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:

Uncl Bill pakd his supe-case wile I wasn wooking an ran away too
Atlantic City to play in da catsinos wiff mine Uncle Sid and mine
Uncle Eric. He leff on Friday. Aunt Micki wooked in on mineself an I
had enuff fudz an wadder and da doodlebox wuz changed. An shee giv mee
a treet yessurday. Sew I ane too mad. An hee cam hom this afternune.


Wen Bear takes Uncl Bill four his walk in few minuts I am gonna doo
sumfing notty. Butted I will forgiv himself in tim for cuddly-sleep.


I wanna kno why Unka Bill didn't stop by to pet an cuddle mineownself
eifur on da way down or on da way bak. I cudda cuffered him wif gud
luck furz!


Oh, hee allus stops to petted meeself. Butted den he grabd da supe-
case an made hisown exkape.

--
WooToo

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Old January 6th 09, 09:49 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Uncl Bill iz Hom frum Mew Jersey

Uncl Bill pakd his supe-case wile I wasn wooking an ran away too
Atlantic City to play in da catsinos

[snip]
WooToo


He see Lucy?

http://www.lucytheelephant.org/

"Lovable Louise"
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Old January 7th 09, 12:09 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Uncl Bill iz Hom frum Mew Jersey

On Jan 6, 4:49 pm, Adam wrote:
Uncl Bill pakd his supe-case wile I wasn wooking an ran away too
Atlantic City to play in da catsinos

[snip]
WooToo


He see Lucy?

http://www.lucytheelephant.org/

Hee did gnot gnow about dat plase. I will tell himself about it.

--
WooToo
 




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