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  #11  
Old September 5th 07, 09:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Wellz, when himownselfz getz home from @#$%^wurk, tell himselfz to luk up a
Gorge Jonz song called "Walk thru diz worldz wif me". Getz a big plate of
Sunrise favoridt fudz and den fin a softsoft kushin and putted it down for
herownselfz. Tell her ta liaden ta da musick and wordz and dat,
yourownself iz reallirealli soryz and dat you wantz her to go on da venture
wif just yourownselfz. I am surez any kind of tranzportation you wants iz
stil availablez. (Piglet who has obviously been reading one too many
romance books.)
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
oups.com...
On Sep 5, 3:40 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Winnie, dat is da wayz wif hoomans, sommetimmes dey lauff and
sommeetimmes
dey criez. Datz whatz makes dem, dem. Youz godda luff den no matterz
whatz
mood dey iz in. Piglet wonderin if the trip starts dis nite like
sommeeone


My kitty Meowmie Maggie May anna nice WooToo an myown wuffly sister
Missy r gettin set too go tonite. I hafta stay heer an tryan cornvince
my girlfren Sunrise dat I still lub her. Sheee is veryvery mad on me.
She tol me go inna parrot cage wif Buddy. He got big nose anhee bite
wid it.

An Uncl Bill only gif me wun brekfus anden hee wended to @##%#wurk.

Winnie

--


saidz las nite.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in
ooglegroups.com...



On Sep 4, 5:26 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Hihi diz iz Piglet beforez we startz on da ventura I haz somethin I
wouldz
likes to say about dat e-lope-ment thingie. Firstz, I likedz what
someone
said about da life zircle and all dat. It iz kinda of like gramby
told
da
grankids. Dey had a new cuzin born in March a kupple yearz ago an da
zircle
opened to let da baby in da familee den in May dat samez year, da
zircle
opened to let da Grandpa go to da bridge. Iffin it waz up tame. You
kud
hab da wedwink right after da ball kind of a signz from da Beast dat
"da
worldz shud go onz" Dis is jus Piglet thinkin out loudz.


Dat iz gudgud finkin Piglet. Dat remin me ob Uncl Bill's frenz da
Nitty Dirt People or sumpin an da song "Will dacircle be unbrokan"
wich he wissen too oncet in awile. We wikes it, tho we don lik tosee
Uncl Bill cry wen dey sing about a Meowmie goin to dabridge. Bud he
feel gooder after an iz even kinder dan usual, altho still not quick
on da uptak all tim.taps toes


Winnie, waitin for second brekus


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  #12  
Old September 5th 07, 09:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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On Sep 5, 4:16 pm, Samuel Redcat wrote:
My kitty Meowmie Maggie May anna nice WooToo an myown wuffly sister
Missy r gettin set too go tonite. I hafta stay heer an tryan cornvince
my girlfren Sunrise dat I still lub her. Sheee is veryvery mad on me.
She tol me go inna parrot cage wif Buddy. He got big nose anhee bite
wid it.


{Sammy whispers:} Sunrise? Can you heer me? I'z whispering soft to keep
dis prifate. I just wantd to let you know dat Winnie reely relly duz luf
you, and I fink he's sorry dat him maked you mad.


stag whisper from Sunrise Heee iz buzy rite now hepin his meowmie
anna hiz sister anna r fren WooToo load stuff into da porter. Of causs
dad*g Bear dooin alot obde hevy wurk. He wuvz uz an do da work very
happy. Da ladeee cats are goin on venture.

Weee will stay heer anhave lotz of preyevassy, so dat I can forgiv
Winnie lotsa times very loud wen I get aroun towit. Wich won be fo
awile. Rit now I punish him. Gotta keep doz boycats in line. No
offense, ub coursre. Sumtime tomorrow, I gonna hug an tiss him an he
be berry happy. But don' tell.

Sunrise

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Sammy



  #13  
Old September 5th 07, 09:31 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Samuel Redcat
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Weee will stay heer anhave lotz of preyevassy, so dat I can forgiv
Winnie lotsa times very loud wen I get aroun towit. Wich won be fo
awile. Rit now I punish him. Gotta keep doz boycats in line. No
offense, ub coursre. Sumtime tomorrow, I gonna hug an tiss him an he
be berry happy. But don' tell.

Sunrise


Nope, it's just our sekrit.

If youz guys wantz any special fudz just holler and we'll port sum ofur
from da RV.

Sammy
  #14  
Old September 6th 07, 07:55 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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I haz been thinkin bowt diz... anna whutefur loferli luci dezidez iz fine
wif mineself,... but i thinkz sinze we intindz diz ta be a forefur winkin we
needsa doit up rite... Chester, hopin lucy agreez
Granby wrote in message
...
Hihi diz iz Piglet beforez we startz on da ventura I haz somethin I wouldz
likes to say about dat e-lope-ment thingie. Firstz, I likedz what someone
said about da life zircle and all dat. It iz kinda of like gramby told da
grankids. Dey had a new cuzin born in March a kupple yearz ago an da

zircle
opened to let da baby in da familee den in May dat samez year, da zircle
opened to let da Grandpa go to da bridge. Iffin it waz up tame. You kud
hab da wedwink right after da ball kind of a signz from da Beast dat "da
worldz shud go onz" Dis is jus Piglet thinkin out loudz.




  #15  
Old September 6th 07, 11:57 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Porter Cats[_2_]
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Dat is a wunderful thought, Miss Piglet. You ar a wise catt.

Lucy, waiten to heer what Chester finks bout da e-lope-ment idea



On Sep 4, 4:26 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Hihi diz iz Piglet beforez we startz on da ventura I haz somethin I wouldz
likes to say about dat e-lope-ment thingie. Firstz, I likedz what someone
said about da life zircle and all dat. It iz kinda of like gramby told da
grankids. Dey had a new cuzin born in March a kupple yearz ago an da zircle
opened to let da baby in da familee den in May dat samez year, da zircle
opened to let da Grandpa go to da bridge. Iffin it waz up tame. You kud
hab da wedwink right after da ball kind of a signz from da Beast dat "da
worldz shud go onz" Dis is jus Piglet thinkin out loudz.



  #16  
Old September 7th 07, 12:10 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Posts: 12,281
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juzt in kaze you mizzed it, i wuuld purfur ta wate anna do it atta ball,
Chester
The Porter Cats wrote in message
oups.com...
Dat is a wunderful thought, Miss Piglet. You ar a wise catt.

Lucy, waiten to heer what Chester finks bout da e-lope-ment idea



On Sep 4, 4:26 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Hihi diz iz Piglet beforez we startz on da ventura I haz somethin I

wouldz
likes to say about dat e-lope-ment thingie. Firstz, I likedz what

someone
said about da life zircle and all dat. It iz kinda of like gramby told

da
grankids. Dey had a new cuzin born in March a kupple yearz ago an da

zircle
opened to let da baby in da familee den in May dat samez year, da zircle
opened to let da Grandpa go to da bridge. Iffin it waz up tame. You

kud
hab da wedwink right after da ball kind of a signz from da Beast dat "da
worldz shud go onz" Dis is jus Piglet thinkin out loudz.





  #17  
Old September 7th 07, 06:01 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Porter Cats[_2_]
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Guud! Da more I thout about it, da more I jus wantied it tu be
purrfect. One purrfect wedwink!

I did mizzit, so Ime glad mew said dat.

Lucy


On Sep 6, 6:10 pm, "Stormmee" wrote:
juzt in kaze you mizzed it, i wuuld purfur ta wate anna do it atta ball,
Chester
The Porter Cats wrote in ooglegroups.com...



Dat is a wunderful thought, Miss Piglet. You ar a wise catt.


Lucy, waiten to heer what Chester finks bout da e-lope-ment idea



  #18  
Old September 7th 07, 06:14 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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kule, Chester feelin much betterer now
The Porter Cats wrote in message
oups.com...
Guud! Da more I thout about it, da more I jus wantied it tu be
purrfect. One purrfect wedwink!

I did mizzit, so Ime glad mew said dat.

Lucy


On Sep 6, 6:10 pm, "Stormmee" wrote:
juzt in kaze you mizzed it, i wuuld purfur ta wate anna do it atta ball,
Chester
The Porter Cats wrote in

ooglegroups.com...



Dat is a wunderful thought, Miss Piglet. You ar a wise catt.


Lucy, waiten to heer what Chester finks bout da e-lope-ment idea





 




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