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Cleo Gordon's Well Kitten Checkup



 
 
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  #11  
Old December 12th 11, 03:00 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Cleo Gordon's Well Kitten Checkup

Awlzo iffin yu yell "OWTSH!" in I hi voyze, hur wyll tink yu ar uh cat
yiping like kitteez du wen anudder kittee hoitz dem, it iz sed.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
da gramby slippedmine noze wiff he fingerz when I bited or skratched
herself. I stopped kauze I didnâ?Tt like dat furry muchez.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

herown furndz wuzint beree smurt wuz dey? OEJ
"Cheryl" wrote in message
...
On 11/12/2011 7:46 PM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:

Weh r sew gwad dat wee Cleo had uh gud chekup..but hur meomie shud
clip
dem liddl claws, hest sda pointz.
n dunt byte yer meomie, wee Cleo, dat iz not uh gud fing..hur cud
git uh
infexshun frum dat. yeUP
Luvs n * wee nosepoinks*

Mosey


__________________________________________________ _________________________________________

i thinkz urown hoominz haza prolim doze punshure markz kinda seem to
mine
unnurze like eyez dat she iz imatatin urown teefz anna klawz OEJ

On Dec 10, 8:39 pm, Debby Hanoka wrote:
The teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps Nurse
Lilith Kitten Mahoney. She goes over to Cleo Gordon and gently
nuzzles
her. Meow! I'm here to give you r well-kitten checkup. Open up and
say MEOW!

Lilith Kitten Mahoney

Cleo opens her mouth and shows off her white, sharp milk teeth.
TED says mees onny free munffs beclaws awl myne wittle milky teef
are
purresent n korrect. Meomie says shees dweddin de gwown up
teefs....purrhaps yu cood haffa wook at hur armies Lilith....aye
fink
shees selfharmun. Cleo grabs Meomies arm wiff awl de punkshure marks
n
skwatches and shows it to Lilith
See!
Cleo


Yu gotta be sure hoomins duznt git thu rong idee. Wen Mandy (RB) wuz
a babycat, Meomiez frens, catserned bout thu skratches on hur arms,
suggested that Mandy be sent tu a Oh-bedyence skool! Lyke a d*g!!!

--
Sam




  #12  
Old December 12th 11, 03:33 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
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Default Cleo Gordon's Well Kitten Checkup

wull, weh git owr nails clipped unce uh munth n PookyKat tried tu bite
Meowmie n hut fliked his ear n sed he wuz uh bad cat!!
He nebur tried tu byte hur befur..wee Cleo SHUD git doze little nayle
clipped, jest da pointz, n hur bedder NOT bite hur meomie Bess..
ai wyl port ovur der wif Tygur n Mayzy n dey wyl tok tu wee Cleo!! If hur
bites ur skrachez, a bop on da lethur of hur noze wyl be gud tu.
O BOSH on awl uf diz.

Mosey--grumpy



Awlzo iffin yu yell "OWTSH!" in I hi voyze, hur wyll tink yu ar uh cat
yiping like kitteez du wen anudder kittee hoitz dem, it iz sed.

--
Pitô.ônya



da gramby slippedmine noze wiff he fingerz when I bited or skratched
herself. I stopped kauze I didnâ?Tt like dat furry muchez.



herown furndz wuzint beree smurt wuz dey? OEJ
"
On 11/12/2011 7:46 PM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:

Weh r sew gwad dat wee Cleo had uh gud chekup..but hur meomie shud clip
dem liddl claws, hest sda pointz.
n dunt byte yer meomie, wee Cleo, dat iz not uh gud fing..hur cud git uh
infexshun frum dat. yeUP
Luvs n * wee nosepoinks*

Mosey


__________________________________________________ _________________________________________

i thinkz urown hoominz haza prolim doze punshure markz kinda seem to
mine
unnurze like eyez dat she iz imatatin urown teefz anna klawz OEJ

On Dec 10, 8:39 pm, Debby Hanoka wrote:
The teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps Nurse
Lilith Kitten Mahoney. She goes over to Cleo Gordon and gently nuzzles
her. Meow! I'm here to give you r well-kitten checkup. Open up and
say MEOW!

Lilith Kitten Mahoney

Cleo opens her mouth and shows off her white, sharp milk teeth.
TED says mees onny free munffs beclaws awl myne wittle milky teef are
purresent n korrect. Meomie says shees dweddin de gwown up
teefs....purrhaps yu cood haffa wook at hur armies Lilith....aye fink
shees selfharmun. Cleo grabs Meomies arm wiff awl de punkshure marks n
skwatches and shows it to Lilith
See!
Cleo


Yu gotta be sure hoomins duznt git thu rong idee. Wen Mandy (RB) wuz a
babycat, Meomiez frens, catserned bout thu skratches on hur arms,
suggested that Mandy be sent tu a Oh-bedyence skool! Lyke a d*g!!!

--
Sam



  #13  
Old December 12th 11, 05:11 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Cleo Gordon's Well Kitten Checkup

da furee duz diz anna mozt offa time himz fakez uses owt, OEJ
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Awlzo iffin yu yell "OWTSH!" in I hi voyze, hur wyll tink yu ar uh cat
yiping like kitteez du wen anudder kittee hoitz dem, it iz sed.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
da gramby slippedmine noze wiff he fingerz when I bited or skratched
herself. I stopped kauze I didnâ?Tt like dat furry muchez.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

herown furndz wuzint beree smurt wuz dey? OEJ
"Cheryl" wrote in message
...
On 11/12/2011 7:46 PM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:

Weh r sew gwad dat wee Cleo had uh gud chekup..but hur meomie shud clip
dem liddl claws, hest sda pointz.
n dunt byte yer meomie, wee Cleo, dat iz not uh gud fing..hur cud git
uh
infexshun frum dat. yeUP
Luvs n * wee nosepoinks*

Mosey


__________________________________________________ _________________________________________

i thinkz urown hoominz haza prolim doze punshure markz kinda seem to
mine
unnurze like eyez dat she iz imatatin urown teefz anna klawz OEJ

On Dec 10, 8:39 pm, Debby Hanoka wrote:
The teleporter twinkles, wrinkles, and shines, and out steps Nurse
Lilith Kitten Mahoney. She goes over to Cleo Gordon and gently nuzzles
her. Meow! I'm here to give you r well-kitten checkup. Open up and
say MEOW!

Lilith Kitten Mahoney

Cleo opens her mouth and shows off her white, sharp milk teeth.
TED says mees onny free munffs beclaws awl myne wittle milky teef are
purresent n korrect. Meomie says shees dweddin de gwown up
teefs....purrhaps yu cood haffa wook at hur armies Lilith....aye fink
shees selfharmun. Cleo grabs Meomies arm wiff awl de punkshure marks n
skwatches and shows it to Lilith
See!
Cleo


Yu gotta be sure hoomins duznt git thu rong idee. Wen Mandy (RB) wuz a
babycat, Meomiez frens, catserned bout thu skratches on hur arms,
suggested that Mandy be sent tu a Oh-bedyence skool! Lyke a d*g!!!

--
Sam






  #14  
Old December 12th 11, 05:35 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Cheryl[_5_]
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Default Cleo Gordon's Well Kitten Checkup

On 2011-12-11 9:38 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
herown furndz wuzint beree smurt wuz dey? OEJ


Hoomins iznt, jenerally, I findz. No wun hoo wuz smurt wud NO that cats
duznt need eney obeedynce traning, an any minor injoories onna arms uv
sumwun livin wif a noo babycat iz uv no impurrtance attall.


--
Sam
  #15  
Old December 12th 11, 05:42 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Cleo Gordon's Well Kitten Checkup

zatlee, beclawz afur all how iza babycat supozta know whut will anna wont
hurta hoomin wifowt teztin, OEJ, xpurrt tezter
"Cheryl" wrote in message
...
On 2011-12-11 9:38 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
herown furndz wuzint beree smurt wuz dey? OEJ


Hoomins iznt, jenerally, I findz. No wun hoo wuz smurt wud NO that cats
duznt need eney obeedynce traning, an any minor injoories onna arms uv
sumwun livin wif a noo babycat iz uv no impurrtance attall.


--
Sam



  #16  
Old December 12th 11, 07:38 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Posts: 1,164
Default Cleo Gordon's Well Kitten Checkup

Yepper and if dem don't pik urself up rite awayz, u hazta kilmb. It iz der
falt. Lizzy having had this problem a time or two dozen.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

zatlee, beclawz afur all how iza babycat supozta know whut will anna wont
hurta hoomin wifowt teztin, OEJ, xpurrt tezter
"Cheryl" wrote in message
...
On 2011-12-11 9:38 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
herown furndz wuzint beree smurt wuz dey? OEJ


Hoomins iznt, jenerally, I findz. No wun hoo wuz smurt wud NO that cats
duznt need eney obeedynce traning, an any minor injoories onna arms uv
sumwun livin wif a noo babycat iz uv no impurrtance attall.


--
Sam


 




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