My Meowmie is Mean

Nina,
My meowmie has greeblings in da pretty tree in da big room.
I try to get dem all out but meowmie not like it when I climb da tree.
Den sunftimes I try to get the greeblings in paws shoes but he laugh at
me, so
I dink I just leave da greeblings alone.
We also have bed mice at my house, I luv to play with those, do you
like bed mice?

Holly wrote in message
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Nina,
My meowmie has greeblings in da pretty tree in da big room.
I try to get dem all out but meowmie not like it when I climb da tree.
Den sunftimes I try to get the greeblings in paws shoes but he laugh at
me, so
I dink I just leave da greeblings alone.
We also have bed mice at my house, I luv to play with those, do you
like bed mice?

I love to hunt dem, if dat's what you mean. But sumtimes, I get Meowmie's
feet by mistake! I like to get unner da covers to sleep neer Meowmie when
it's kold at nite. Unka Pan duz too, though. And sumtimes he iz a very
grumpy unka! He duzn't want me unner da covers when he is already unner dem.
He growlz and skolds me when I try. Meowmie sez it's becauze he's old and
sumtimes his joints hurt. He is da seenyer cat, so he sumtimes gets speshul
privileges.

Greeblings are everywhere, I've found out. Dey hide around da flat things
meowmie puts in da machine to make moosik come out. Dey hide in da cubby
holes unner da koffee table, dey hide in Meowmie's art equipment and in her
papers, around her kompooter and dey are all over da kitchun. But da
toaster is their favoritest place of all.

Nina.

Nina, be very careful when looking for greeblings in the toaster. We don't
want you gtting burned paws!
Memphis and Phoenix

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Sandra

"Holly" wrote in message
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Sasha here,
In da dark time, I played with my meowmies shampoo.
It was fun, I slipped, and slidded all in meowmies bathtub.
When my meowmie got up dis morning, you know what she did?
She put me in da tub with da water in it. My meowmie said she have to
get the nice smell off me, she say it will make me itch if I leave it
on.
I tried to scratch and I cried but my meowmie say she give me da bath
anyway. Den when she done, she laugh and say I look like da wet rat. I
try to hide under da bed, but my meowmie she come under der and det me.
My meowmie say it to cold to be a wet rat so I hiss at my meowmie but
den she wrap me in da towel and hold me like de baby. I liked dat but I
not like da bath.


Yore meowmie is horrid to you. My meowmie has never put me in da baff and
put worter on me.
Altho...finks I never played wiv fings I shudnt in da dark time. Maybe
yore meowmie was rite. Praps it one of dose fings you have to have "for
yore own gud." I don't like dose fings. Dey always nasty.

Luv from Boyfriend

"Sir Weeble Wobblybottom" wrote in message
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Holly wrote:
Sasha here,
In da dark time, I played with my meowmies shampoo.
It was fun, I slipped, and slidded all in meowmies bathtub.
When my meowmie got up dis morning, you know what she did?
She put me in da tub with da water in it. My meowmie said she have to
get the nice smell off me, she say it will make me itch if I leave it
on.
I tried to scratch and I cried but my meowmie say she give me da bath
anyway. Den when she done, she laugh and say I look like da wet rat. I
try to hide under da bed, but my meowmie she come under der and det
me. My meowmie say it to cold to be a wet rat so I hiss at my meowmie
but den she wrap me in da towel and hold me like de baby. I liked dat
but I not like da bath.


Poor Sasha

I hadda baf onced. Mommy didn't dunk me, but held me unner a stream of
runnin water. Den she poured some of da slimey stuff on me and rubbed it
in. It got all bubbly. Mommy rubbed me all over and made sure dat none
of it got in my face or ears (she's good about dat). Den she held me
under da runnin water again and washed alla da foamy stuff off. Den she
wrapped me in a fuzzy thing called a towell and it sopped up mosta da
water. Wen she unrapped me, she said my fur looked like a gerbil was
having a bad hair day and laffed at me. I didn't like dat.

Den to make matters worst, she sprayed some yellow stuff* on me dat
smelled awfull - like rotten eggies. Da one good thing about alla dat was
dat Ernie Minnie & Moe all got bafs & spayed too. Ernie screamed da most.
I just squirmied around abit. Mommy said dat da stinky stuff was to get
rid of da ring worm - she said it was da itchy places we had.

Mimi (Boyfriend's girlfriend)

Aw, poor Mimi, my meowmie never does dis,
lots of purrs and nose kisses to my favourite girl.
Boyfriend


*Note from Mommy: the yellow stuff was the LymDip (sulferated lime
solution) that TED gave (er, sold) us to help get rid of the ring worm,
and it worked, too. Also helped with a few fleas. They said it would
stink pretty bad, but it wasn't too bad - not nearly as bad as the
litterbox!

Christina Websell wrote:


Yore meowmie is horrid to you. My meowmie has never put me in da baff and
put worter on me.
Altho...finks I never played wiv fings I shudnt in da dark time. Maybe
yore meowmie was rite. Praps it one of dose fings you have to have "for
yore own gud." I don't like dose fings. Dey always nasty.

Luv from Boyfriend




Dear Boyfriend,

Is that little snip Mimi writing to you, like she should, now? If not,
I'm still available as a girl friend. I should have my kittens soon, am
making the acquaintance of the other cats in this house from under the
bedroom door, and am working on getting the hoomins to take me in
permanently.

I am gray and white and have very large beautiful golden eyes, or at
least that's what the old hoomin woman said. I would be a good
girlfriend for you. I would write whenever I could get the old hoomin
woman to do so, and would even send pictures of the babies to you.

Please consider this,

Sonya

"Tanada" wrote in message
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Christina Websell wrote:


Yore meowmie is horrid to you. My meowmie has never put me in da baff
and put worter on me.
Altho...finks I never played wiv fings I shudnt in da dark time.
Maybe yore meowmie was rite. Praps it one of dose fings you have to have
"for yore own gud." I don't like dose fings. Dey always nasty.

Luv from Boyfriend




Dear Boyfriend,

Is that little snip Mimi writing to you, like she should, now?

Yes, she is. (see, I do proper talk too, I'm bilingual.)


.If not,
I'm still available as a girl friend. I should have my kittens soon, am
making the acquaintance of the other cats in this house from under the
bedroom door, and am working on getting the hoomins to take me in
permanently.

I am gray and white and have very large beautiful golden eyes, or at least
that's what the old hoomin woman said. I would be a good girlfriend for
you. I would write whenever I could get the old hoomin woman to do so,
and would even send pictures of the babies to you.

Please consider this,

Sonya

I'm very sorry Sonya, and flattered you should ask me. I would love to be a
daddy to your kittens, but I can't. I have Mimi now, and I'm a faithful
sort of chap.
I hope you find a nice gentleman cat soon. Not one that leaves you in the
family way and runs. That's bad manners.
I hope you get some nice kittens soon, and easily.

Boyfriend

Sandra, I know. That worries me, too. I keep the toaster unplugged
most of the time when it is not in actual use. (Then I fume and
mutter, wondering why my toast isn't appearing.)

Nina's Meowmie. =o)

"Tanada" wrote in message
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I should have my kittens soon, am
making the acquaintance of the other cats in this house from
under the bedroom door, and am working on getting the hoomins
to take me in permanently.


NO KITTENS YET!!! Pam you must be absolutely a mess by now.

--
Cheryl

Dear Nina,
I am not mush of da hunter, I like to play with everyding though. Somtime I
catch da mouse dat be in da basement but Paw fusses cause i don't kill it I
like da play with it, Paw says I being mean to the mouse and ethier kill it
or he gona put it out side. I recently discovered dat if I get on da shelve
ofer da hot ting in da big room that I can get on da fan, I do this
yesterday and Meowmie was looking for me for a long time, den I fiqured out
I could not get down so I cried for Meowmie, but when her see me, her laugh
at me and say now you got up der you should be able to get down. So I got
Meowmie good when her finally got me down 10 years later. (Sashas Meowmie
he she was upthere about 3 minutes)
Nina do your Meowmie laugh at you a lot?

Purrs and Nose rubs
Sasha

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