Mean Meowmie and Daddy!

This morning I learned an important and valuable lesson - that brown
stuff that meowmie uses to close up boxes is STICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meowmie was wrapping up a big brown box with tape and I wanted to
play with it. She told me to go away so I got up behind her and
sneaked some of the brown stuff.
I touched it with my nose and it smelt funny... it was kind of sticky
and interesting. So I touched it a bit harde rand it almost stuck to
me, but didn't... then I really stuck my nose in to smell it and it
DIDN'T LIKE IT! It jumped onto my whiskers and I couldn't get it off
I tried to run away to make it fall off, and I tried to wash it off
with my paws, but however hard I poked at it it just stuck on harder.
I could feel it was tangled around all my whiskers on one side, making
them stick together... I just wanted to run away into the corner and
hide until it let go, but meowmie came and grabbed me and took me to
Daddy. I scratched at them and squirmed my hardest, but she wouldn't
let go. Then the nasty tape came off with a pull, and it took a little
bit of my beautiful fur with it! I ran back into my corner to hide and
I didn't come out for a long long time, until I was sure that nasty
brown stuff was all gone. I hope meowmie doesn't get it out again -
doesn't she know she's supposed to give all the boses that come into
the house to me to play with...

Scout

Scout, we all purr that your day goes much better tomorrow!
Omar, Oreo, Midnight, Robin & Tucker (and Christine)
"Karen AKA KajiKit" wrote in message
...
This morning I learned an important and valuable lesson - that brown
stuff that meowmie uses to close up boxes is STICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meowmie was wrapping up a big brown box with tape and I wanted to
play with it. She told me to go away so I got up behind her and
sneaked some of the brown stuff.
I touched it with my nose and it smelt funny... it was kind of sticky
and interesting. So I touched it a bit harde rand it almost stuck to
me, but didn't... then I really stuck my nose in to smell it and it
DIDN'T LIKE IT! It jumped onto my whiskers and I couldn't get it off
I tried to run away to make it fall off, and I tried to wash it off
with my paws, but however hard I poked at it it just stuck on harder.
I could feel it was tangled around all my whiskers on one side, making
them stick together... I just wanted to run away into the corner and
hide until it let go, but meowmie came and grabbed me and took me to
Daddy. I scratched at them and squirmed my hardest, but she wouldn't
let go. Then the nasty tape came off with a pull, and it took a little
bit of my beautiful fur with it! I ran back into my corner to hide and
I didn't come out for a long long time, until I was sure that nasty
brown stuff was all gone. I hope meowmie doesn't get it out again -
doesn't she know she's supposed to give all the boses that come into
the house to me to play with...

Scout

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"Karen AKA KajiKit" wrote in message ...
This morning I learned an important and valuable lesson - that brown
stuff that meowmie uses to close up boxes is STICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meowmie was wrapping up a big brown box with tape and I wanted to
play with it. She told me to go away so I got up behind her and
sneaked some of the brown stuff.
I touched it with my nose and it smelt funny... it was kind of sticky
and interesting. So I touched it a bit harde rand it almost stuck to
me, but didn't... then I really stuck my nose in to smell it and it
DIDN'T LIKE IT! It jumped onto my whiskers and I couldn't get it off
I tried to run away to make it fall off, and I tried to wash it off
with my paws, but however hard I poked at it it just stuck on harder.
I could feel it was tangled around all my whiskers on one side, making
them stick together... I just wanted to run away into the corner and
hide until it let go, but meowmie came and grabbed me and took me to
Daddy. I scratched at them and squirmed my hardest, but she wouldn't
let go. Then the nasty tape came off with a pull, and it took a little
bit of my beautiful fur with it! I ran back into my corner to hide and
I didn't come out for a long long time, until I was sure that nasty
brown stuff was all gone. I hope meowmie doesn't get it out again -
doesn't she know she's supposed to give all the boses that come into
the house to me to play with...

Scout

Dear Scout:

I hate it when humans put things in boxes and close them up (but you
must understand, humans are not very bright.)

Sincerely,

Kumani

Denise Clere wrote:
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"Karen AKA KajiKit" wrote in message =
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This morning I learned an important and valuable lesson - that brown
stuff that meowmie uses to close up boxes is STICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!! =20

Meowmie was wrapping up a big brown box with tape and I wanted to
play with it. She told me to go away so I got up behind her and
sneaked some of the brown stuff.=20
I touched it with my nose and it smelt funny... it was kind of sticky
and interesting. So I touched it a bit harde rand it almost stuck to
me, but didn't... then I really stuck my nose in to smell it and it
DIDN'T LIKE IT! It jumped onto my whiskers and I couldn't get it off
I tried to run away to make it fall off, and I tried to wash it off
with my paws, but however hard I poked at it it just stuck on harder.
I could feel it was tangled around all my whiskers on one side, making
them stick together... I just wanted to run away into the corner and
hide until it let go, but meowmie came and grabbed me and took me to
Daddy. I scratched at them and squirmed my hardest, but she wouldn't
let go. Then the nasty tape came off with a pull, and it took a little
bit of my beautiful fur with it! I ran back into my corner to hide and
I didn't come out for a long long time, until I was sure that nasty
brown stuff was all gone. I hope meowmie doesn't get it out again -=20
doesn't she know she's supposed to give all the boses that come into
the house to me to play with...

Scout
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Denise Clere wrote:
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"Karen AKA KajiKit" wrote in message =
...
This morning I learned an important and valuable lesson - that brown
stuff that meowmie uses to close up boxes is STICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!! =20

Meowmie was wrapping up a big brown box with tape and I wanted to
play with it. She told me to go away so I got up behind her and
sneaked some of the brown stuff.=20
I touched it with my nose and it smelt funny... it was kind of sticky
and interesting. So I touched it a bit harde rand it almost stuck to
me, but didn't... then I really stuck my nose in to smell it and it
DIDN'T LIKE IT! It jumped onto my whiskers and I couldn't get it off
I tried to run away to make it fall off, and I tried to wash it off
with my paws, but however hard I poked at it it just stuck on harder.
I could feel it was tangled around all my whiskers on one side, making
them stick together... I just wanted to run away into the corner and
hide until it let go, but meowmie came and grabbed me and took me to
Daddy. I scratched at them and squirmed my hardest, but she wouldn't
let go. Then the nasty tape came off with a pull, and it took a little
bit of my beautiful fur with it! I ran back into my corner to hide and
I didn't come out for a long long time, until I was sure that nasty
brown stuff was all gone. I hope meowmie doesn't get it out again -=20
doesn't she know she's supposed to give all the boses that come into
the house to me to play with...

Scout
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Seconded. My server won't even let me reply to html mails, so you might be
missing out - not that I mean by me not replying!! but it might apply to
others too.

Tweed

(Enfilade) had some very interesting
things to say about Mean Meowmie and Daddy!:

Dear Scout:
I hate it when humans put things in boxes and close them up (but you
must understand, humans are not very bright.)
Sincerely,
Kumani

What worries me about that is that when that happens around here, it
tends to mean we're moving [UGH!].

Felix

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