Sammy and Tiger's batchapurr party - I got movies

Since I wasn't quite sure what we waz supposed to do at a batchapurr
party, I bringed along some movies. I'z got DVDs of Shrek and Shrek II.
Duz anykitty want to see dem while we drink our nip-beer and eat our
toona rolls?

STTom

YESSSSSS Tiger and TV Cheer we lof da mofiez
ShortTail Tom wrote in message
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Since I wasn't quite sure what we waz supposed to do at a batchapurr
party, I bringed along some movies. I'z got DVDs of Shrek and Shrek II.
Duz anykitty want to see dem while we drink our nip-beer and eat our
toona rolls?

STTom

Yer not going to show any of thoze gurlie movies are yew? Maybe yew cud
bring thuh dvd's ofur to thuh gurl's partee. I just got there but I bet
there's lotsa food. Wot do yew guyz hav to eet?

Gretchen Marie, sneeking into thuh boy'z partee fur a minit

ShortTail Tom wrote:

YESSSSSS Tiger and TV Cheer we lof da mofiez

Oh, good! Den let's start wif Shrek. I'll stick the DVD inna da slot on
the DVD thingy and start the mofie playing.

STTom

TV and Tiger get more beer and snacks and settle down to watch... NOW that
some hoomanz haf the pooter fixed!!! TV and Tiger
ShortTail Tom wrote in message
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YESSSSSS Tiger and TV Cheer we lof da mofiez

Oh, good! Den let's start wif Shrek. I'll stick the DVD inna da slot on
the DVD thingy and start the mofie playing.

STTom

I thinkz der isa gonna be a gagement parti when deze bacalor/ette partiz isa
done so we kan bring dem fur you den OK? TV still munching but glad ta see
GM
Arlene Knop wrote in message
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Yer not going to show any of thoze gurlie movies are yew? Maybe yew cud
bring thuh dvd's ofur to thuh gurl's partee. I just got there but I bet
there's lotsa food. Wot do yew guyz hav to eet?

Gretchen Marie, sneeking into thuh boy'z partee fur a minit

ShortTail Tom wrote:

YESSSSSS Tiger and TV Cheer we lof da mofiez

Oh, good! Den let's start wif Shrek. I'll stick the DVD inna da slot on
the DVD thingy and start the mofie playing.

STTom

Yer not going to show any of thoze gurlie movies are yew? Maybe yew cud
bring thuh dvd's ofur to thuh gurl's partee. I just got there but I bet
there's lotsa food. Wot do yew guyz hav to eet?

Gretchen Marie, sneeking into thuh boy'z partee fur a minit

Well, we've got toona rolls, and several kinds of pizza, and some
pasketti with meatballs, and sammon steaks, and troutfishie, and
whitefish fillets, and a bunch of other goodies.

[MCat sees a depressed-looking armadillo sitting off to one side]

Mac, my man! Err, my armadillo! What's wrong, friend? I don't think I've
ever seen an armadillo looking so depressed.

Mac: Well, it's like dis - I have looked at some hoomin movies before,
and I've seen movies where da the hero is hoomin, and where da hero is a
cat, and even wif a dog for da hero. But I'z have never seen one where
da hero is a armadillo. In fact I've never seen a movie where a
armadillo plays any kind of important roll. It's just kind of depressing
is all.

MCat: Can you keep a secret, Mac? he nods his head in the affirmative
You see that green guy that's starring? That ogre named Shrek? Well,
I've got some friend cats that live with the guy who writes Shrek, and
they've shared some secrets with me. You can't ever share this infor
with anyone, but...

whisperingIn a few years, when Shrek 5 is released, we're going to
learn that inside Shrek is really wearing a green suit as a disguise,
and that he's actually - an armadillo!

Mac: No! You're just saying that to make me feel better...

MCat: Nope, it'z for reel! In othe biggest scene of the movie, da
princess will pull down a hidden zipper running down the side of the
orge costume, and out will step a armadillo. Then you'll have your
armadillo hero!

MCat

ShortTail Tom wrote:

YESSSSSS Tiger and TV Cheer we lof da mofiez

Oh, good! Den let's start wif Shrek. I'll stick the DVD inna da slot on
the DVD thingy and start the mofie playing.

STTom

and what about the movies Disney has made about you guys, and there is a
slot machine in one the casinos that soft has been to where five pictures of
you guys is a pretty big prize, Miss Violette
MouseCat wrote in message
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Yer not going to show any of thoze gurlie movies are yew? Maybe yew cud
bring thuh dvd's ofur to thuh gurl's partee. I just got there but I bet
there's lotsa food. Wot do yew guyz hav to eet?

Gretchen Marie, sneeking into thuh boy'z partee fur a minit

Well, we've got toona rolls, and several kinds of pizza, and some
pasketti with meatballs, and sammon steaks, and troutfishie, and
whitefish fillets, and a bunch of other goodies.

[MCat sees a depressed-looking armadillo sitting off to one side]

Mac, my man! Err, my armadillo! What's wrong, friend? I don't think I've
ever seen an armadillo looking so depressed.

Mac: Well, it's like dis - I have looked at some hoomin movies before,
and I've seen movies where da the hero is hoomin, and where da hero is a
cat, and even wif a dog for da hero. But I'z have never seen one where
da hero is a armadillo. In fact I've never seen a movie where a
armadillo plays any kind of important roll. It's just kind of depressing
is all.

MCat: Can you keep a secret, Mac? he nods his head in the affirmative
You see that green guy that's starring? That ogre named Shrek? Well,
I've got some friend cats that live with the guy who writes Shrek, and
they've shared some secrets with me. You can't ever share this infor
with anyone, but...

whisperingIn a few years, when Shrek 5 is released, we're going to
learn that inside Shrek is really wearing a green suit as a disguise,
and that he's actually - an armadillo!

Mac: No! You're just saying that to make me feel better...

MCat: Nope, it'z for reel! In othe biggest scene of the movie, da
princess will pull down a hidden zipper running down the side of the
orge costume, and out will step a armadillo. Then you'll have your
armadillo hero!

MCat

ShortTail Tom wrote:

YESSSSSS Tiger and TV Cheer we lof da mofiez

Oh, good! Den let's start wif Shrek. I'll stick the DVD inna da slot on
the DVD thingy and start the mofie playing.

STTom