can somecat hep!!!

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 03:55:08 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

der i wuz sleepin anna Soft get so ajitated lizten to da talin boz bowt
primarieez inna new hampister dat she getted up anna started cleanin da
howze, da growlye monzter haz eated mozt of owrz furz anna her efin
emptied
anna skrubbed 2 of owrz boxes!!! itz terribleta be waked up juzt kuz her
thinkz an efil hoomin winded whutefur a primari iz, Trudi

Aww, datz too badbad. I'll haff my hooman send a big boks of mine
furz ofur fur you to dekorate wiff.

If yoo needs more, or needz a difurent kuller, I kan send sum, too.

Rebecca (brown, black, and white)

Hihi diz iz O. T. da kittenz wudent pull da hoomanz, dey would koneck da
sled to some motorz and drif it or put it in da porter and go where dey
wantz.
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 18:22:24 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:

Uncl Bill hass 'SPLAINED dis all too Sunrise sefural timz butted shee
iss not memembering. Da d*ggies PULL da sled. Dey iss bigbig notty
d*gz wut run furry fast. Da hoomins run behin da sledz anna sumtimz
ride on dem. An dey RACE all offur da place.

Ob course, der r sledz dat hoomins will pull four kitteez. Uncl Bill
wud pull ussez on da neybor sled butted it iss sooo cold OUT.

Maggie May

Hokay, buttid I'ze catfoozed. Why do doggies pull hoomanz? Iz dey dum
or sumfin? I'd tell da hoomanz dat dey can walk or driff a
metalmonster..

Cud you imagine hoomanz on a sled trying to get kitties to pull dem?
HeeHee, dat wood be sumpfin to see wif efurry kittie taking a
different direkshum or mebee a nap. Hee Hee.

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

1/9/2008 9:25:12 PM

it makez no sense whut d*Gz duz, Trudi
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
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On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 18:22:24 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:

Uncl Bill hass 'SPLAINED dis all too Sunrise sefural timz butted shee
iss not memembering. Da d*ggies PULL da sled. Dey iss bigbig notty
d*gz wut run furry fast. Da hoomins run behin da sledz anna sumtimz
ride on dem. An dey RACE all offur da place.

Ob course, der r sledz dat hoomins will pull four kitteez. Uncl Bill
wud pull ussez on da neybor sled butted it iss sooo cold OUT.

Maggie May

Hokay, buttid I'ze catfoozed. Why do doggies pull hoomanz? Iz dey dum
or sumfin? I'd tell da hoomanz dat dey can walk or driff a
metalmonster..

Cud you imagine hoomanz on a sled trying to get kitties to pull dem?
HeeHee, dat wood be sumpfin to see wif efurry kittie taking a
different direkshum or mebee a nap. Hee Hee.

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

1/9/2008 9:25:12 PM

but you needsa start purrin fur mine wifekitteez hoomin kuz i juzt heard
onna talky muzik box dat himz road tollz iz gowin way up.
Granby wrote in message
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Hihi diz iz O. T. da kittenz wudent pull da hoomanz, dey would koneck da
sled to some motorz and drif it or put it in da porter and go where dey
wantz.
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 18:22:24 -0800 (PST), Will in New Haven's nimble,
little paws typed:

Uncl Bill hass 'SPLAINED dis all too Sunrise sefural timz butted shee
iss not memembering. Da d*ggies PULL da sled. Dey iss bigbig notty
d*gz wut run furry fast. Da hoomins run behin da sledz anna sumtimz
ride on dem. An dey RACE all offur da place.

Ob course, der r sledz dat hoomins will pull four kitteez. Uncl Bill
wud pull ussez on da neybor sled butted it iss sooo cold OUT.

Maggie May

Hokay, buttid I'ze catfoozed. Why do doggies pull hoomanz? Iz dey dum
or sumfin? I'd tell da hoomanz dat dey can walk or driff a
metalmonster..

Cud you imagine hoomanz on a sled trying to get kitties to pull dem?
HeeHee, dat wood be sumpfin to see wif efurry kittie taking a
different direkshum or mebee a nap. Hee Hee.

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

1/9/2008 9:25:12 PM

fur sum rezun soft sayz her duzint wantz animorez furz, her iz veri strang,
Trudi
Rebecca wrote in message
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"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 03:55:08 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

der i wuz sleepin anna Soft get so ajitated lizten to da talin boz bowt
primarieez inna new hampister dat she getted up anna started cleanin da
howze, da growlye monzter haz eated mozt of owrz furz anna her efin
emptied
anna skrubbed 2 of owrz boxes!!! itz terribleta be waked up juzt kuz
her
thinkz an efil hoomin winded whutefur a primari iz, Trudi

Aww, datz too badbad. I'll haff my hooman send a big boks of mine
furz ofur fur you to dekorate wiff.

If yoo needs more, or needz a difurent kuller, I kan send sum, too.

Rebecca (brown, black, and white)

On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 20:19:25 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

diz iz aktuli how soft anna furri iz butted in owrz state you hazta deklare
fur primarieez, so soft won't vote in dem butted she sayz anarchizt iz lukin
purti gud to her thiz minute, Trudi

HeHe, my hooman agreez wif dat! He offen sez dat he wuz an idiot to
turn down an interfiew fur a job in Paris, bowt twenny-fife yeerz
ago....

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

1/10/2008 9:15:12 PM

On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 22:18:11 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

but you needsa start purrin fur mine wifekitteez hoomin kuz i juzt heard
onna talky muzik box dat himz road tollz iz gowin way up.

Owr guffenor iz an idiot! Fifty percent increase by 2010, den
anuffer fiffty percent a few yeerz later! Letz sell da guffonor on
ebay!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

1/10/2008 9:18:19 PM

Hihi diz iz O.T. anna if your hooman hadda done dat, we wudent all probably
know yourownself and I know one Kitty who wudda been veri unhappy.
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 20:19:25 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

diz iz aktuli how soft anna furri iz butted in owrz state you hazta
deklare
fur primarieez, so soft won't vote in dem butted she sayz anarchizt iz
lukin
purti gud to her thiz minute, Trudi

HeHe, my hooman agreez wif dat! He offen sez dat he wuz an idiot to
turn down an interfiew fur a job in Paris, bowt twenny-fife yeerz
ago....

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

1/10/2008 9:15:12 PM

Ok anna u ken make itself a toofer, put da Illinoiz guffenor with himselfz.
Willow not liking anyone to mention this hooman to gramby cauze her goes
ballistic.
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 22:18:11 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

but you needsa start purrin fur mine wifekitteez hoomin kuz i juzt heard
onna talky muzik box dat himz road tollz iz gowin way up.

Owr guffenor iz an idiot! Fifty percent increase by 2010, den
anuffer fiffty percent a few yeerz later! Letz sell da guffonor on
ebay!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

1/10/2008 9:18:19 PM

Ohrt heze hoomins! Meowmie keeps complayning about this elekshun
stuff. She lissens t thuh bee-bee-see and wants to know why she haz
to git nooz frum London to find out wotz going on in thuh werld cuz
all our teevee stayshunz just have elekshun stuff. I told her she
just haz to ask us catz. We know efurryfing.

Little Kitty, still trayning Meowmie to use thuh noo pooter




On Jan 9, 3:55�am, "Stormmee" wrote:
der i wuz sleepin anna Soft get so ajitated lizten to da talin boz bowt
primarieez inna new hampister dat she getted up anna started cleanin da
howze, da growlye monzter haz eated mozt of owrz furz anna her efin emptied
anna skrubbed 2 of owrz boxes!!! itz terribleta be waked up juzt kuz her
thinkz an efil hoomin winded whutefur a primari iz, Trudi