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Feline Psycho
Marina wrote:
Non-suspecting hoomin is enjoying long hot shower. Her shape shows faintly through opaque shower curtain. Hoomin showers and showers. Moving about under the shower. Stripey catman sitting on toilet seat just outside shower curtain is fascinated by moving shadow behind curtain. Non-suspecting hoomin moves about under shower, parts of her body brushing the curtain now and then. Stripey catman whisks tail back and forth, wiggles bum. Wiggle wiggle. shrill violins ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee Suddenly eight claws rip through shower curtain and into soft, fleshy part of hoomin. Very soft fleshy part. Hoomin yowls in pain. A stream of blood mixes with the water running down the drain. holding bum Owwwww. OUCH! Sympathies (and healing purrs) on the way. -- Sam, closely supervised by Mistletoe |
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Feline Psycho
On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 05:19:53 +0300, Marina
wrote: CATherine wrote: LOL! You're not far wrong with your tiger vs elephant metaphor. ROFL! I am sure glad you have a good sense of humor. But a good cat slave needs it. -- CATherine |
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