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Old January 9th 08, 09:55 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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der i wuz sleepin anna Soft get so ajitated lizten to da talin boz bowt
primarieez inna new hampister dat she getted up anna started cleanin da
howze, da growlye monzter haz eated mozt of owrz furz anna her efin emptied
anna skrubbed 2 of owrz boxes!!! itz terribleta be waked up juzt kuz her
thinkz an efil hoomin winded whutefur a primari iz, Trudi


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Old January 9th 08, 12:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Fred Williams[_2_]
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On Wednesday 09 January 2008 04:55, Stormmee wrote:

der i wuz sleepin anna Soft get so ajitated lizten to da talin boz
bowt primarieez inna new hampister dat she getted up anna started
cleanin da howze, da growlye monzter haz eated mozt of owrz furz anna
her efin emptied anna skrubbed 2 of owrz boxes!!! itz terribleta be
waked up juzt kuz her thinkz an efil hoomin winded whutefur a primari
iz, Trudi


We'z seen this phenomenon befur in ourownselves house wen Fred get up
an goes onna pooter, (Fred hardly effer cleans). Hoomans is strange.
Here in Catnada we has no primarees, but this time the tawky box thingy
is tellin usses all about them much mor than effur befur. Fred says it
bekuz they want to merj Catnada and the You Ess an they're preping
hoomans tu accept that. Hoomans can be strange now and then!

--
Regards,
Fred
http://www.fredwilliams.ca/thesecretofmoney.html
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Old January 9th 08, 12:19 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Oooohh da gramby hazent cheked ta see who won. Jus so it waznt a ladi
hooman. Her will go ballistick if dat heppenez. Dey iz a a littdle efil
to get where dey iz. You kno say what diz one wantz do get dat one to
listen to what youz wantz. Piglet not liking politics at all.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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der i wuz sleepin anna Soft get so ajitated lizten to da talin boz bowt
primarieez inna new hampister dat she getted up anna started cleanin da
howze, da growlye monzter haz eated mozt of owrz furz anna her efin
emptied
anna skrubbed 2 of owrz boxes!!! itz terribleta be waked up juzt kuz her
thinkz an efil hoomin winded whutefur a primari iz, Trudi




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Old January 9th 08, 12:24 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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nefur of owrz hoominz cleanz veri muc, diz iz how i iz sure soft iz
ajitated, Trudi, who muc purfurz da roomba ta eat herown furz
Fred Williams wrote in message
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On Wednesday 09 January 2008 04:55, Stormmee wrote:

der i wuz sleepin anna Soft get so ajitated lizten to da talin boz
bowt primarieez inna new hampister dat she getted up anna started
cleanin da howze, da growlye monzter haz eated mozt of owrz furz anna
her efin emptied anna skrubbed 2 of owrz boxes!!! itz terribleta be
waked up juzt kuz her thinkz an efil hoomin winded whutefur a primari
iz, Trudi


We'z seen this phenomenon befur in ourownselves house wen Fred get

up
an goes onna pooter, (Fred hardly effer cleans). Hoomans is strange.
Here in Catnada we has no primarees, but this time the tawky box

thingy
is tellin usses all about them much mor than effur befur. Fred says it
bekuz they want to merj Catnada and the You Ess an they're preping
hoomans tu accept that. Hoomans can be strange now and then!

--
Regards,
Fred
http://www.fredwilliams.ca/thesecretofmoney.html



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Old January 9th 08, 12:25 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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well you better get readi fur da 'splozin den, Trudi
Granby wrote in message
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Oooohh da gramby hazent cheked ta see who won. Jus so it waznt a ladi
hooman. Her will go ballistick if dat heppenez. Dey iz a a littdle efil
to get where dey iz. You kno say what diz one wantz do get dat one to
listen to what youz wantz. Piglet not liking politics at all.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
der i wuz sleepin anna Soft get so ajitated lizten to da talin boz bowt
primarieez inna new hampister dat she getted up anna started cleanin da
howze, da growlye monzter haz eated mozt of owrz furz anna her efin
emptied
anna skrubbed 2 of owrz boxes!!! itz terribleta be waked up juzt kuz her
thinkz an efil hoomin winded whutefur a primari iz, Trudi






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Old January 9th 08, 12:37 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Da Gramby sayz der iz one vantage to mergink kanada and da useas. Den we
kud b uy ize winez here in da statz!
"Fred Williams" wrote in message
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On Wednesday 09 January 2008 04:55, Stormmee wrote:

der i wuz sleepin anna Soft get so ajitated lizten to da talin boz
bowt primarieez inna new hampister dat she getted up anna started
cleanin da howze, da growlye monzter haz eated mozt of owrz furz anna
her efin emptied anna skrubbed 2 of owrz boxes!!! itz terribleta be
waked up juzt kuz her thinkz an efil hoomin winded whutefur a primari
iz, Trudi


We'z seen this phenomenon befur in ourownselves house wen Fred get
up
an goes onna pooter, (Fred hardly effer cleans). Hoomans is strange.
Here in Catnada we has no primarees, but this time the tawky box
thingy
is tellin usses all about them much mor than effur befur. Fred says it
bekuz they want to merj Catnada and the You Ess an they're preping
hoomans tu accept that. Hoomans can be strange now and then!

--
Regards,
Fred
http://www.fredwilliams.ca/thesecretofmoney.html



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Old January 9th 08, 12:42 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Hihi, diz iz O. T. and we iz gonna hide for da dayz. Da grambyu jus ckeked
da talkie box and dat ladii did win. Da gramby is yelling and walkin da
floorz bout diz. Her is sayink something bout gettin trash out of da White
house not akink it bak and dat dey will haf to put nu lokz on all da
klozets. Her dozent get citted ofver much but as I saidz, we is in hidink
for da day.
"Granby" wrote in message
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Oooohh da gramby hazent cheked ta see who won. Jus so it waznt a ladi
hooman. Her will go ballistick if dat heppenez. Dey iz a a littdle efil
to get where dey iz. You kno say what diz one wantz do get dat one to
listen to what youz wantz. Piglet not liking politics at all.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
der i wuz sleepin anna Soft get so ajitated lizten to da talin boz bowt
primarieez inna new hampister dat she getted up anna started cleanin da
howze, da growlye monzter haz eated mozt of owrz furz anna her efin
emptied
anna skrubbed 2 of owrz boxes!!! itz terribleta be waked up juzt kuz her
thinkz an efil hoomin winded whutefur a primari iz, Trudi






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Old January 9th 08, 01:51 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Tabitha Fluffytail[_2_]
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On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:55:08 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

der i wuz sleepin anna Soft get so ajitated lizten to da talin boz bowt
primarieez inna new hampister dat she getted up anna started cleanin da
howze, da growlye monzter haz eated mozt of owrz furz anna her efin emptied
anna skrubbed 2 of owrz boxes!!! itz terribleta be waked up juzt kuz her
thinkz an efil hoomin winded whutefur a primari iz, Trudi


All of usses Eye-oh-uh cats is gudgud shedders. We will 'port ofur and
help you kittiez shed some more to replace da furz dat da growlymonster
eated.

We can purrciate yourz predicament. Bof of our hoomins getted all upsetted
last week when Eye-oh-uh had somefing called a caucus. I'z not sure what
dat iz, but bof Meowmie and Paw comed home grumblin bout how da voting
public is all idiots. Dey bof getted so upsetted dat dey getted demselves
elected as "delegates" to da county conventions. Meowmie goes to da
Demo-cat-ic county convention, an Paw goes to da Re-purr-blican county
convention. Dey sez dat dey is goin to try to make da county peoples not
be so dum.

An Paw keeps talkin bout mofin to Catnada one of deez days if da badbad
peeples get elected. Like he is afraid dey will.

Tabitha
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Old January 9th 08, 03:32 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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On Jan 9, 4:55*am, "Stormmee" wrote:
der i wuz sleepin anna Soft get so ajitated lizten to da talin boz bowt
primarieez inna new hampister dat she getted up anna started cleanin da
howze, da growlye monzter haz eated mozt of owrz furz anna her efin emptied
anna skrubbed 2 of owrz boxes!!! itz terribleta be waked up juzt kuz her
thinkz an efil hoomin winded whutefur a primari iz, Trudi


Uncl Bill hass frenz in New Hamster. Dey voted inda primaree butted
dey anna Uncl Bill moslee tak bout der d*g sledz. Wy wud ennywun giff
a d*g a ride inna sled? D*gz ken WALK iff dey wanna go wiff ussez.

Did ennywun see da nooze bout da wunnerful Labradorz Reetreever (dat
mean fecher) dat wok up hiz boyz so dat dey cud all get away frum
firemonsterz? R Bear iss da sam kinda d*g, onlee dummer.

Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

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Old January 9th 08, 04:15 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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soft kin go wif yourown mon anna furry kin go wif yourown paw, Trudi
Tabitha Fluffytail wrote in message
news
On Wed, 09 Jan 2008 03:55:08 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

der i wuz sleepin anna Soft get so ajitated lizten to da talin boz bowt
primarieez inna new hampister dat she getted up anna started cleanin da
howze, da growlye monzter haz eated mozt of owrz furz anna her efin

emptied
anna skrubbed 2 of owrz boxes!!! itz terribleta be waked up juzt kuz her
thinkz an efil hoomin winded whutefur a primari iz, Trudi


All of usses Eye-oh-uh cats is gudgud shedders. We will 'port ofur and
help you kittiez shed some more to replace da furz dat da growlymonster
eated.

We can purrciate yourz predicament. Bof of our hoomins getted all upsetted
last week when Eye-oh-uh had somefing called a caucus. I'z not sure what
dat iz, but bof Meowmie and Paw comed home grumblin bout how da voting
public is all idiots. Dey bof getted so upsetted dat dey getted demselves
elected as "delegates" to da county conventions. Meowmie goes to da
Demo-cat-ic county convention, an Paw goes to da Re-purr-blican county
convention. Dey sez dat dey is goin to try to make da county peoples not
be so dum.

An Paw keeps talkin bout mofin to Catnada one of deez days if da badbad
peeples get elected. Like he is afraid dey will.

Tabitha



 




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