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Working At Home With Mommy - Installment One
Working From Home With Mommy - Installment One
Cast of Characters: Sammy - 1-year-old female kitten Mommy - *MUCH* older female human Mommy gets out of bed rubbing her sleepy eyes and heads for the bathroom. Sammy rushes over to hide behind the bathroom door to play pawsy with Mommy while Mommy sits on the commode. Mommy, after suffering many, many sliced fingers, no longer uses her big, slow paws to play pawsy, but grabs the hand towel from the sink to tease Sammy with. Mommy gets up from the commode and washes her hands, then bends down, and peeks through the crack in the bathroom door. "I see you Sammy," Mommy crows, forgetting how tall Sammy is. Sammy promptly jumps up and swats the end of Mommy's nose through the crack in the door. Mommy mumbles bad words, grabs a tissue to dab at her bleeding nose and heads upstairs to start a pot of coffee, feed the clowder, and grab a bowl of cereal. Sammy rushes ahead to beat Mommy up the stairs then stops at the top of the stairs to turn around and give slow-poke Mommy a kitty raspberry. Mommy, who still has sleep in her eyes, doesn't notice Sammy at the top of the stairs and trips over her. Muttering bad words, louder now, Mommy continues on to the kitchen. Mommy washes the three bowls that hold the gooshy food, closely supervised by Sammy who sits next to the sink telling Mommy to hurry up already, she's starving to death! After Mommy finishes filling the bowls with gooshy food she sets them aside so she can make coffee. Sammy jumps over the sink to start eating the gooshy food and doesn't notice Mommy putting the coffee beans in the coffee bean grinder. At the sudden noise of the coffee bean grinder, Sammy starts in surprise and knocks one of the bowls of gooshy food to the floor where it shatters and splashes gooshy food all over the floor and counter tops. Mommy, dripping gooshy food from her shins, sighs and grabs Sammy before she can jump down into the broken glass. After the broken glass and gooshy food are all cleaned up (and another bowl filled and put down in the upstairs feeding station), Mommy pulls the cereal and milk out of the fridge and then turns to get a bowl out of the cabinet. Sammy jumps across the sink in order to get to the gooshy food again, and her big fat bottom knocks the carton of milk off the counter. Mommy feels a cold splash on the back of her legs and reluctantly turns around to see the kitchen floor covered in milk. After the milk has been mopped up off the kitchen floor, Mommy finishes pouring cereal into the bowl and frowns at the prospect of having to eat dry cereal without milk. Sammy is poised to jump over the sink again to get to the gooshy food and Mommy quickly grabs up all three bowls before Sammy can knock anything else off the counter. In her haste Mommy drops one of the bowls of gooshy food and, as she is jumping out of the way of the dropping bowl, drops the bowl of cereal also. Oh well, Mommy wasn't looking forward to eating dry cereal anyway. After cleaning up the broken glass and gooshy food off the kitchen floor, Mommy looks at the clock and realizes she had better get a move on if she wants to start work on time. Mommy finishes upstairs and heads back downstairs to make the bed. Sammy rushes ahead to beat Mommy down the stairs then stops at the bottom of the stairs to turn around and give slow-poke Mommy a kitty raspberry. Mommy, holding up two bowls of gooshy food out of the way, doesn't notice Sammy at the bottom of the stairs and trips over her. Thankfully the bowls of gooshy food land on the carpet and the bowls do not break. However there is now the problem of picking gooshy food out of the carpet. After getting all the gooshy food out of the carpet, Mommy continues into the bedroom to make the bed. Mommy flings the quilt over the bed, but notices a very large lump in the middle that wasn't there just a second before. Mommy pokes at the lump and hears kitty profanity. Mommy continues to poke at the lump as it moves slowly to the edge of the bed. The lump suddenly falls to the floor and Sammy bites Mommy's foot in retaliation. After the bed is made (after removing the large lump several times, Mommy head back upstairs to get a cup of coffee. Sammy rushes ahead to beat Mommy up the stairs then stops at the top of the stairs to turn around and give slow-poke Mommy a kitty raspberry. Mommy, who still has sleep in her eyes, doesn't notice Sammy at the top of the stairs and trips over her. Mommy has run out of bad words to say and when she realizes she is simply repeating herself, just sighs instead. Mommy heads back downstairs with her cup of coffee. Sammy rushes ahead to beat Mommy down the stairs then but this time stops in the middle of the stairs to turn around and give slow-poke Mommy a kitty raspberry. Mommy, expecting Sammy at the bottom of the stairs doesn't notice that Sammy has planted her large furry butt on the middle step and trips over Sammy on the way down. Mommy's coffee is now all over the landing instead of inside of Mommy's tummy and Mommy is feeling decidedly cross. Mommy finally accomplishes the simple task of getting a cup of coffee and is settling down in her office to start work for the day (only 45 minutes late - how *does* one manage *that* when working from home??!). Mommy is just reaching over to her keyboard when Sammy jumps up on her lap for a nice long toe sucking session. Mommy looks down at this ginormous toe sucking kitty and wonders how she'll manage to get anything accomplished working around this lump on her lap - not to mention the distraction of all the smacking and purring. Hugs, CatNipped |
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On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 16:33:42 -0500, "CatNipped"
yodeled: Working From Home With Mommy - Installment One Cast of Characters: Sammy - 1-year-old female kitten Mommy - *MUCH* older female human (snip) ROFLMAO Good to see Sammy and Mommy in such great form. BTW, how long do you think she's going to be a kitten? ; ) Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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"Kreisleriana" wrote in message
... On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 16:33:42 -0500, "CatNipped" yodeled: Working From Home With Mommy - Installment One Cast of Characters: Sammy - 1-year-old female kitten Mommy - *MUCH* older female human (snip) ROFLMAO Good to see Sammy and Mommy in such great form. BTW, how long do you think she's going to be a kitten? ; ) With my luck? For the next twenty or so years (I hope ;). Hugs, CatNipped Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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On 2005-07-22, CatNipped penned:
Working From Home With Mommy - Installment One Cast of Characters: Sammy - 1-year-old female kitten Mommy - *MUCH* older female human [snip] *grin* -- monique, who spoils Oscar unmercifully pictures: http://www.bounceswoosh.org/rpca |
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"CatNipped" wrote
Working From Home With Mommy - Installment One Nice one: made my morning. All that entertainment wrapped up in one (comparatively) small package. Who needs TV? But I fear that both the growing and the kittenish behaviour will probably slow to a halt at around 4. Not the entertainment, though, that'll just be different. Purrs that it keeps going for a really long time Gordon & the TT (FF in 9 days time) |
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CatNipped wrote:
Working From Home With Mommy - Installment One Cast of Characters: Sammy - 1-year-old female kitten Mommy - *MUCH* older female human Thank you. :-) -- Adrian (Owned by Snoopy & Bagheera) A house is not a home, without a cat. |
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CatNipped wrote: "Kreisleriana" wrote in message ... On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 16:33:42 -0500, "CatNipped" yodeled: Working From Home With Mommy - Installment One Cast of Characters: Sammy - 1-year-old female kitten Mommy - *MUCH* older female human (snip) ROFLMAO Good to see Sammy and Mommy in such great form. BTW, how long do you think she's going to be a kitten? ; ) With my luck? For the next twenty or so years (I hope ;). Hugs, CatNipped Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com LOL Nipped, maybe you shouldn't have carpeting. Suz&Spicey |
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Another Sammy classic!
Best wishes, -- Polonca & Soncek "CatNipped" wrote in message ... Working From Home With Mommy - Installment One Cast of Characters: Sammy - 1-year-old female kitten Mommy - *MUCH* older female human Mommy gets out of bed rubbing her sleepy eyes and heads for the bathroom. Sammy rushes over to hide behind the bathroom door to play pawsy with Mommy while Mommy sits on the commode. Mommy, after suffering many, many sliced fingers, no longer uses her big, slow paws to play pawsy, but grabs the hand towel from the sink to tease Sammy with. snip |
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CatNipped wrote:
Working From Home With Mommy - Installment One Well, despite the title, there wasn't a lot of working, now was there? ;-) Can't wait for the next one. -- Victor M. Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam he Email me he |
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"Victor Martinez" wrote in message
... CatNipped wrote: Working From Home With Mommy - Installment One Well, despite the title, there wasn't a lot of working, now was there? ;-) Can't wait for the next one. Nope, with Sammy around there seldom is (unless it's working to clean up her messes!). It's a good think I love her furry little butt! ; Hugs, CatNipped -- Victor M. Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam he Email me he |
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