ROAD TRIP: Fuel stop

I wuuld be honered, TV, Jumpz up anna openz door and holdz out his paw to
help the beautiful ladycat out of the van... thinkin to hisownsef I hopez
dis fud isa as good as Miss Biolette sayed
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney wrote in
message ...
Ok, here's the truck stop.

pulls up to fuel pump, starts writing a note

Tabitha, come here!

tiny black fluffy kitten appears

Take this note to the humans at the fuel desk, quickly!

tiny kitten bounces off towards the building, returns a few minutes
later

(Tabitha) Dey laughed at me when I went in and jumped on de counter, but
den de manager read the note and said somefing about some kind of holy
cow. What did you'z right, anyhow?

The manager comes running out from the building, followed by a couple
of employees. The manager sets the employees to washing all of the RV
windows and checking fluid levels, then comes over to the driver's window

Ummm, you're the empress? A cat? I assume you'd like to fill up? I'll be
glad to pump your fuel for you.

(Cleopatra) Ok, everykitty, now's your chance. Let's all run over to the
diner and see what they can offer us. Maybe they'll have decent turkey
dinners to offer us. Dyna, if you would be so kind as to bring your
meowmie's credit card. TV, would you care to accompany me to dinner?

Cleopatra Silvercat

The out is eccitin dat is fur sure. Dese kitties do al sortsa citin stuffs,
May I excort yourownsef to dinner? Tiger hopefully
Sonam Dasara idonthave an wrote in message
...
Oh boy! Yes, dis IZZZ fu!n I've nebber ben in de Out befur! An I'ze
nebber seen a kitty drive befur! Dis is a reel advensure for myownself.

An meetin alla dese wunnerful kitteez: I'ze tankful fur dat, an meetin
my new hooman. Wadda Tanksgibin! Les hab sum ob dat turkeyburd!

Mlle. Anaïs, HPCC

--
Cordially,

Sonam Dasara

email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com




Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney wrote:
Ok, here's the truck stop.

pulls up to fuel pump, starts writing a note

Tabitha, come here!

tiny black fluffy kitten appears

Take this note to the humans at the fuel desk, quickly!

tiny kitten bounces off towards the building, returns a few minutes
later

(Tabitha) Dey laughed at me when I went in and jumped on de counter,
but den de manager read the note and said somefing about some kind of
holy cow. What did you'z right, anyhow?

The manager comes running out from the building, followed by a couple
of employees. The manager sets the employees to washing all of the RV
windows and checking fluid levels, then comes over to the driver's
window

Ummm, you're the empress? A cat? I assume you'd like to fill up? I'll
be glad to pump your fuel for you.

(Cleopatra) Ok, everykitty, now's your chance. Let's all run over to
the diner and see what they can offer us. Maybe they'll have decent
turkey dinners to offer us. Dyna, if you would be so kind as to bring
your meowmie's credit card. TV, would you care to accompany me to
dinner?

Cleopatra Silvercat

The out is eccitin dat is fur sure. Dese kitties do al sortsa citin stuffs,
May I excort yourownsef to dinner? Tiger hopefully
Sonam Dasara idonthave an wrote in message
...
Oh boy! Yes, dis IZZZ fu!n I've nebber ben in de Out befur! An I'ze
nebber seen a kitty drive befur! Dis is a reel advensure for myownself.

An meetin alla dese wunnerful kitteez: I'ze tankful fur dat, an meetin
my new hooman. Wadda Tanksgibin! Les hab sum ob dat turkeyburd!

Mlle. Anaïs, HPCC

--
Cordially,

Sonam Dasara

email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com




Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney wrote:
Ok, here's the truck stop.

pulls up to fuel pump, starts writing a note

Tabitha, come here!

tiny black fluffy kitten appears

Take this note to the humans at the fuel desk, quickly!

tiny kitten bounces off towards the building, returns a few minutes
later

(Tabitha) Dey laughed at me when I went in and jumped on de counter,
but den de manager read the note and said somefing about some kind of
holy cow. What did you'z right, anyhow?

The manager comes running out from the building, followed by a couple
of employees. The manager sets the employees to washing all of the RV
windows and checking fluid levels, then comes over to the driver's
window

Ummm, you're the empress? A cat? I assume you'd like to fill up? I'll
be glad to pump your fuel for you.

(Cleopatra) Ok, everykitty, now's your chance. Let's all run over to
the diner and see what they can offer us. Maybe they'll have decent
turkey dinners to offer us. Dyna, if you would be so kind as to bring
your meowmie's credit card. TV, would you care to accompany me to
dinner?

Cleopatra Silvercat

Milk did somecat say milk??? *Trudi sits up and streches and hops out of
her bed and looks around*

Hey Miss Dyna, dey hasa gifty shopp inna dis her truck stop, you wanna use
your mamma's card ta getz uses a dvd player anna some movies?? Trudi, ready
fur turkey bird anna milk
Sylvia M wrote in message
news
I wud luff sum turkeeburd, an sum grayvee, an sum Punky py wiff wipt
kreem,
anna wharm glaz ov mylk purrleeze...

Et tu, Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney an Mlle. Anaïs, an
liddul kitten Tabitha, an ofkorz yu tu, TV???

Enny uddurz gonna joyne us in a smawl repazt?

Dyna, grayshuzlee


"Sonam Dasara" idonthave an wrote in message
...
Oh boy! Yes, dis IZZZ fu!n I've nebber ben in de Out befur! An I'ze
nebber seen a kitty drive befur! Dis is a reel advensure for myownself.

An meetin alla dese wunnerful kitteez: I'ze tankful fur dat, an
meetin
my new hooman. Wadda Tanksgibin! Les hab sum ob dat turkeyburd!

Mlle. Anaïs, HPCC

--
Cordially,

Sonam Dasara

email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com




Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney wrote:
Ok, here's the truck stop.

pulls up to fuel pump, starts writing a note

Tabitha, come here!

tiny black fluffy kitten appears

Take this note to the humans at the fuel desk, quickly!

tiny kitten bounces off towards the building, returns a few minutes
later

(Tabitha) Dey laughed at me when I went in and jumped on de counter,
but den de manager read the note and said somefing about some kind of
holy cow. What did you'z right, anyhow?

The manager comes running out from the building, followed by a couple
of employees. The manager sets the employees to washing all of the RV
windows and checking fluid levels, then comes over to the driver's
window

Ummm, you're the empress? A cat? I assume you'd like to fill up? I'll
be glad to pump your fuel for you.

(Cleopatra) Ok, everykitty, now's your chance. Let's all run over to
the diner and see what they can offer us. Maybe they'll have decent
turkey dinners to offer us. Dyna, if you would be so kind as to bring
your meowmie's credit card. TV, would you care to accompany me to
dinner?

Cleopatra Silvercat

Milk did somecat say milk??? *Trudi sits up and streches and hops out of
her bed and looks around*

Hey Miss Dyna, dey hasa gifty shopp inna dis her truck stop, you wanna use
your mamma's card ta getz uses a dvd player anna some movies?? Trudi, ready
fur turkey bird anna milk
Sylvia M wrote in message
news
I wud luff sum turkeeburd, an sum grayvee, an sum Punky py wiff wipt
kreem,
anna wharm glaz ov mylk purrleeze...

Et tu, Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney an Mlle. Anaïs, an
liddul kitten Tabitha, an ofkorz yu tu, TV???

Enny uddurz gonna joyne us in a smawl repazt?

Dyna, grayshuzlee


"Sonam Dasara" idonthave an wrote in message
...
Oh boy! Yes, dis IZZZ fu!n I've nebber ben in de Out befur! An I'ze
nebber seen a kitty drive befur! Dis is a reel advensure for myownself.

An meetin alla dese wunnerful kitteez: I'ze tankful fur dat, an
meetin
my new hooman. Wadda Tanksgibin! Les hab sum ob dat turkeyburd!

Mlle. Anaïs, HPCC

--
Cordially,

Sonam Dasara

email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com




Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney wrote:
Ok, here's the truck stop.

pulls up to fuel pump, starts writing a note

Tabitha, come here!

tiny black fluffy kitten appears

Take this note to the humans at the fuel desk, quickly!

tiny kitten bounces off towards the building, returns a few minutes
later

(Tabitha) Dey laughed at me when I went in and jumped on de counter,
but den de manager read the note and said somefing about some kind of
holy cow. What did you'z right, anyhow?

The manager comes running out from the building, followed by a couple
of employees. The manager sets the employees to washing all of the RV
windows and checking fluid levels, then comes over to the driver's
window

Ummm, you're the empress? A cat? I assume you'd like to fill up? I'll
be glad to pump your fuel for you.

(Cleopatra) Ok, everykitty, now's your chance. Let's all run over to
the diner and see what they can offer us. Maybe they'll have decent
turkey dinners to offer us. Dyna, if you would be so kind as to bring
your meowmie's credit card. TV, would you care to accompany me to
dinner?

Cleopatra Silvercat

Sonam Dasara wrote:
Why fangu, Dyna, youze such a gracious hostess! I'z'd like sum
turkeeburd too, and sum sweet padatez! An dat punkie py luks delicious! Wadz
wipt kreem? I'ze neffer saw any before...

Mlle Anaïs, HPCC, tucking a napkin over her chest fur...

Oh, Mlle Anais, wipt kreem is jus about the bestest stuff efur made!
It'z white and sweet and fuffy and sweet and yummy and sweet. If you
like sweet stuff as much as I doez you'z will love whipt kreem.

Mineownself, I love turkeybird too. Where's de turkeybird? I'm ready fur
some turkeybird.

Tabitha Kitten

Sonam Dasara wrote:
Why fangu, Dyna, youze such a gracious hostess! I'z'd like sum
turkeeburd too, and sum sweet padatez! An dat punkie py luks delicious! Wadz
wipt kreem? I'ze neffer saw any before...

Mlle Anaïs, HPCC, tucking a napkin over her chest fur...

Oh, Mlle Anais, wipt kreem is jus about the bestest stuff efur made!
It'z white and sweet and fuffy and sweet and yummy and sweet. If you
like sweet stuff as much as I doez you'z will love whipt kreem.

Mineownself, I love turkeybird too. Where's de turkeybird? I'm ready fur
some turkeybird.

Tabitha Kitten

Why certainly, Tiger, that would be very nice! I'z wud like to share sum
turkeebird with you!

Mlle Anaïs, pleased that she has a new friend...

--
Cordially,

Sonam Dasara

email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com

Miss Violette wrote:
The out is eccitin dat is fur sure. Dese kitties do al sortsa citin
stuffs, May I excort yourownsef to dinner? Tiger hopefully
Sonam Dasara idonthave an wrote in message
...
Oh boy! Yes, dis IZZZ fu!n I've nebber ben in de Out befur! An
I'ze nebber seen a kitty drive befur! Dis is a reel advensure for
myownself.

An meetin alla dese wunnerful kitteez: I'ze tankful fur dat, an
meetin my new hooman. Wadda Tanksgibin! Les hab sum ob dat
turkeyburd!

Mlle. Anaïs, HPCC

--
Cordially,

Sonam Dasara

email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com




Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney wrote:
Ok, here's the truck stop.

pulls up to fuel pump, starts writing a note

Tabitha, come here!

tiny black fluffy kitten appears

Take this note to the humans at the fuel desk, quickly!

tiny kitten bounces off towards the building, returns a few minutes
later

(Tabitha) Dey laughed at me when I went in and jumped on de counter,
but den de manager read the note and said somefing about some kind
of holy cow. What did you'z right, anyhow?

The manager comes running out from the building, followed by a
couple of employees. The manager sets the employees to washing all
of the RV windows and checking fluid levels, then comes over to the
driver's window

Ummm, you're the empress? A cat? I assume you'd like to fill up?
I'll be glad to pump your fuel for you.

(Cleopatra) Ok, everykitty, now's your chance. Let's all run over to
the diner and see what they can offer us. Maybe they'll have decent
turkey dinners to offer us. Dyna, if you would be so kind as to
bring your meowmie's credit card. TV, would you care to accompany
me to dinner?

Cleopatra Silvercat

Why certainly, Tiger, that would be very nice! I'z wud like to share sum
turkeebird with you!

Mlle Anaïs, pleased that she has a new friend...

--
Cordially,

Sonam Dasara

email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com

Miss Violette wrote:
The out is eccitin dat is fur sure. Dese kitties do al sortsa citin
stuffs, May I excort yourownsef to dinner? Tiger hopefully
Sonam Dasara idonthave an wrote in message
...
Oh boy! Yes, dis IZZZ fu!n I've nebber ben in de Out befur! An
I'ze nebber seen a kitty drive befur! Dis is a reel advensure for
myownself.

An meetin alla dese wunnerful kitteez: I'ze tankful fur dat, an
meetin my new hooman. Wadda Tanksgibin! Les hab sum ob dat
turkeyburd!

Mlle. Anaïs, HPCC

--
Cordially,

Sonam Dasara

email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com




Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney wrote:
Ok, here's the truck stop.

pulls up to fuel pump, starts writing a note

Tabitha, come here!

tiny black fluffy kitten appears

Take this note to the humans at the fuel desk, quickly!

tiny kitten bounces off towards the building, returns a few minutes
later

(Tabitha) Dey laughed at me when I went in and jumped on de counter,
but den de manager read the note and said somefing about some kind
of holy cow. What did you'z right, anyhow?

The manager comes running out from the building, followed by a
couple of employees. The manager sets the employees to washing all
of the RV windows and checking fluid levels, then comes over to the
driver's window

Ummm, you're the empress? A cat? I assume you'd like to fill up?
I'll be glad to pump your fuel for you.

(Cleopatra) Ok, everykitty, now's your chance. Let's all run over to
the diner and see what they can offer us. Maybe they'll have decent
turkey dinners to offer us. Dyna, if you would be so kind as to
bring your meowmie's credit card. TV, would you care to accompany
me to dinner?

Cleopatra Silvercat

"Tabitha "Fluffybutt" Kitten" wrote in message
...
Sonam Dasara wrote:
Why fangu, Dyna, youze such a gracious hostess! I'z'd like sum
turkeeburd too, and sum sweet padatez! An dat punkie py luks delicious!
Wadz
wipt kreem? I'ze neffer saw any before...

Mlle Anaïs, HPCC, tucking a napkin over her chest fur...

Oh, Mlle Anais, wipt kreem is jus about the bestest stuff efur made!
It'z white and sweet and fuffy and sweet and yummy and sweet. If you
like sweet stuff as much as I doez you'z will love whipt kreem.

Mineownself, I love turkeybird too. Where's de turkeybird? I'm ready fur
some turkeybird.

Tabitha Kitten

Seowndz gud tu mee...
OH WAAAYYYYTTREZZ.....

Dyna, roodleee