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Dinner iz surrfed!
how do i open up the lopster? my tooth is furry powerful but this is hard to do. will the wait-kitties open up the lopster if i ask? i neffur had it before. beauty [Large, grey Chartreaux leans over] Bon swar, mam'selle Beauty! Permittay-mwa d muh presentay! I am Jacques Chat-Clouseau, and zees eez my wink, Bridget! Ahhh, yourself needz sum help weef zees, eh? See zeese leetel hammerz ofur heer? Simply smack zee clawz like zees, and heer [puts it on Beauty's plate] eez zee meet! Just dip eet into zees nip-butter heer, and voilah! Zere eez a luffly nibble, eh? Now for zee tayle, we snap eet off ov zee body, zen hold eet wif boff rear pawz, and slide zees fork een wif owr frunt pawz, and Voila! zee tayle meet pops rite owt. [Places it on Beauty's plate] Of cawz, zee wait-staff wood be delighted to do eet fur yourownself also! [Pours some nip-Pouilly Fuisse for everyone] Ummm, a luffly wine, non? Ahhh, I weel enjoy zees Noo Yeerz holiday in zee Caribbean sun! merci pour cette explication. j'adore la langoustine avec beurre et du the de cataire. beauty Ile also be glad tu help yu wif ennyfing yu need. Just ask, am Ime heer. Joey |
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Dinner iz surrfed!
Dat sowndz lika gud idermint, dat iz ifin i kan haul minesef to da dek, it
seemz dat i will be muc heafurier afur diz wonnerful fudz... Tiger, eatin lobsterz wif nip butterA Lukit diz loferli lucy, a woonerfu huge plate of lobsterz, it duz sure tazte gud, chester Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message .. . On Thu, 28 Dec 2006 18:59:09 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws typed: letz try dat puffy pastree it smellz veri gud, Tiger pushing the plate between demselves [The Captain, dressed in his white uniform makes his way through the guests, headbutting and shaking or kissing paws, wishing all of the guests a Happy Mew Yeer!] "We is now off ov da coast of Souf Karolina, and shud be at Young Island by Sunday fur da Mew Yeer's Party on da Island. A healfy an prosperous Mew Yeer to all ov mew!" [At the same time, another group of wait-kitties cleans up the appitizer plates, and sets down platters of the Lopster, Prime Rib of Roast Beast wif Black Truffle; and Medallionz of Veal poivrade. One waiter catches Anaïs' eye, and sets down an extra plate of Lobster between Chester and Lucy. Cleo's sommelier walks around pouring appropriate glasses of wine for each kitty.] Boy I can feel it gettink warmer already, my luf! After dinner, letz relaks on da dek, hokay? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 12/30/2006 12:33:24 PM |
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Dinner iz surrfed!
Itz wunderful! Da cruse was a wunderful idea, Chester.
Lucy "Stormmee" wrote in message ... Dat sowndz lika gud idermint, dat iz ifin i kan haul minesef to da dek, it seemz dat i will be muc heafurier afur diz wonnerful fudz... Tiger, eatin lobsterz wif nip butterA Lukit diz loferli lucy, a woonerfu huge plate of lobsterz, it duz sure tazte gud, chester Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message .. . On Thu, 28 Dec 2006 18:59:09 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws typed: letz try dat puffy pastree it smellz veri gud, Tiger pushing the plate between demselves [The Captain, dressed in his white uniform makes his way through the guests, headbutting and shaking or kissing paws, wishing all of the guests a Happy Mew Yeer!] "We is now off ov da coast of Souf Karolina, and shud be at Young Island by Sunday fur da Mew Yeer's Party on da Island. A healfy an prosperous Mew Yeer to all ov mew!" [At the same time, another group of wait-kitties cleans up the appitizer plates, and sets down platters of the Lopster, Prime Rib of Roast Beast wif Black Truffle; and Medallionz of Veal poivrade. One waiter catches Anaïs' eye, and sets down an extra plate of Lobster between Chester and Lucy. Cleo's sommelier walks around pouring appropriate glasses of wine for each kitty.] Boy I can feel it gettink warmer already, my luf! After dinner, letz relaks on da dek, hokay? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 12/30/2006 12:33:24 PM |
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Dinner iz surrfed!
Yez i thinkz furri iz onta sumfin wif diz here seafud... da 'ventures dat
Mme. A anna cleopatra kumez uf wif iz allatime very fun anna 'citin, you juzt wait i iz sure*'cordinta Trudi anna OEJ* somfin will be thrillin or mysterius or new or sumfin, Chester Julie Porter wrote in message news Itz wunderful! Da cruse was a wunderful idea, Chester. Lucy "Stormmee" wrote in message ... Dat sowndz lika gud idermint, dat iz ifin i kan haul minesef to da dek, it seemz dat i will be muc heafurier afur diz wonnerful fudz... Tiger, eatin lobsterz wif nip butterA Lukit diz loferli lucy, a woonerfu huge plate of lobsterz, it duz sure tazte gud, chester Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message .. . On Thu, 28 Dec 2006 18:59:09 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws typed: letz try dat puffy pastree it smellz veri gud, Tiger pushing the plate between demselves [The Captain, dressed in his white uniform makes his way through the guests, headbutting and shaking or kissing paws, wishing all of the guests a Happy Mew Yeer!] "We is now off ov da coast of Souf Karolina, and shud be at Young Island by Sunday fur da Mew Yeer's Party on da Island. A healfy an prosperous Mew Yeer to all ov mew!" [At the same time, another group of wait-kitties cleans up the appitizer plates, and sets down platters of the Lopster, Prime Rib of Roast Beast wif Black Truffle; and Medallionz of Veal poivrade. One waiter catches Anaïs' eye, and sets down an extra plate of Lobster between Chester and Lucy. Cleo's sommelier walks around pouring appropriate glasses of wine for each kitty.] Boy I can feel it gettink warmer already, my luf! After dinner, letz relaks on da dek, hokay? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 12/30/2006 12:33:24 PM |
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On Sun, 31 Dec 2006 04:02:05 GMT, "Julie Porter"
wrote: how do i open up the lopster? my tooth is furry powerful but this is hard to do. will the wait-kitties open up the lopster if i ask? i neffur had it before. beauty [Large, grey Chartreaux leans over] Bon swar, mam'selle Beauty! Permittay-mwa d muh presentay! I am Jacques Chat-Clouseau, and zees eez my wink, Bridget! Ahhh, yourself needz sum help weef zees, eh? See zeese leetel hammerz ofur heer? Simply smack zee clawz like zees, and heer [puts it on Beauty's plate] eez zee meet! Just dip eet into zees nip-butter heer, and voilah! Zere eez a luffly nibble, eh? Now for zee tayle, we snap eet off ov zee body, zen hold eet wif boff rear pawz, and slide zees fork een wif owr frunt pawz, and Voila! zee tayle meet pops rite owt. [Places it on Beauty's plate] Of cawz, zee wait-staff wood be delighted to do eet fur yourownself also! [Pours some nip-Pouilly Fuisse for everyone] Ummm, a luffly wine, non? Ahhh, I weel enjoy zees Noo Yeerz holiday in zee Caribbean sun! merci pour cette explication. j'adore la langoustine avec beurre et du the de cataire. beauty Ile also be glad tu help yu wif ennyfing yu need. Just ask, am Ime heer. Joey This is my first trip to an island. Would you and Bear escort usses to the Mew Yeer's party? Beauty and Cinder |
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Dinner iz surrfed!
how do i open up the lopster? my tooth is furry powerful but this is hard to do. will the wait-kitties open up the lopster if i ask? i neffur had it before. beauty [Large, grey Chartreaux leans over] Bon swar, mam'selle Beauty! Permittay-mwa d muh presentay! I am Jacques Chat-Clouseau, and zees eez my wink, Bridget! Ahhh, yourself needz sum help weef zees, eh? See zeese leetel hammerz ofur heer? Simply smack zee clawz like zees, and heer [puts it on Beauty's plate] eez zee meet! Just dip eet into zees nip-butter heer, and voilah! Zere eez a luffly nibble, eh? Now for zee tayle, we snap eet off ov zee body, zen hold eet wif boff rear pawz, and slide zees fork een wif owr frunt pawz, and Voila! zee tayle meet pops rite owt. [Places it on Beauty's plate] Of cawz, zee wait-staff wood be delighted to do eet fur yourownself also! [Pours some nip-Pouilly Fuisse for everyone] Ummm, a luffly wine, non? Ahhh, I weel enjoy zees Noo Yeerz holiday in zee Caribbean sun! merci pour cette explication. j'adore la langoustine avec beurre et du the de cataire. beauty Ile also be glad tu help yu wif ennyfing yu need. Just ask, am Ime heer. Joey This is my first trip to an island. Would you and Bear escort usses to the Mew Yeer's party? Beauty and Cinder We sirtinly would! We had plannd to ask yu sooner but didunt want to be too furward. We really like yu ladies a lot. The party should be a lot of fun, an furry festive. Joey, anna his brother Bear, each offer an arm to the pretty girlcats |
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Dinner iz surrfed!
On da cruze? I cant wate to see whot happens next!
Lucy "Stormmee" wrote in message ... Yez i thinkz furri iz onta sumfin wif diz here seafud... da 'ventures dat Mme. A anna cleopatra kumez uf wif iz allatime very fun anna 'citin, you juzt wait i iz sure*'cordinta Trudi anna OEJ* somfin will be thrillin or mysterius or new or sumfin, Chester Julie Porter wrote in message news Itz wunderful! Da cruse was a wunderful idea, Chester. Lucy "Stormmee" wrote in message ... Dat sowndz lika gud idermint, dat iz ifin i kan haul minesef to da dek, it seemz dat i will be muc heafurier afur diz wonnerful fudz... Tiger, eatin lobsterz wif nip butterA Lukit diz loferli lucy, a woonerfu huge plate of lobsterz, it duz sure tazte gud, chester Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message .. . On Thu, 28 Dec 2006 18:59:09 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws typed: letz try dat puffy pastree it smellz veri gud, Tiger pushing the plate between demselves [The Captain, dressed in his white uniform makes his way through the guests, headbutting and shaking or kissing paws, wishing all of the guests a Happy Mew Yeer!] "We is now off ov da coast of Souf Karolina, and shud be at Young Island by Sunday fur da Mew Yeer's Party on da Island. A healfy an prosperous Mew Yeer to all ov mew!" [At the same time, another group of wait-kitties cleans up the appitizer plates, and sets down platters of the Lopster, Prime Rib of Roast Beast wif Black Truffle; and Medallionz of Veal poivrade. One waiter catches Anaïs' eye, and sets down an extra plate of Lobster between Chester and Lucy. Cleo's sommelier walks around pouring appropriate glasses of wine for each kitty.] Boy I can feel it gettink warmer already, my luf! After dinner, letz relaks on da dek, hokay? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 12/30/2006 12:33:24 PM |
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Dinner iz surrfed!
Fangu, Anaïs, we'd luv to!
[Sundance helps Pi2nya get settled on the cushion.] Dis iz alreddy a furry wunnerful krooz! Sundance, looking at his Sweetee "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message ... On Tue, 26 Dec 2006 20:25:37 -0800, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee's nimble, little paws typed: Sundance saunters in, Pit2nya on hiz arm Both: Hiiya efurrykittee! Du wee smell Lopsturrr??? Hihi you two! Don't you gize luk radiant! Yes, datz lopster, buttid its just cooking - dey haffent effen served da appy-tizers yet! We'ze just haffink a liddle Holiday drink - why don'rt you gize joyne usses? [gestures to an empty double cushion] -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 12/27/2006 10:05:23 AM |
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Dinner iz surrfed!
on one venture der waz a jewel robberi anna on anofur one we hadda nother
myzteri, anna we alzo meeted da kompozer kitte dat iz gud furndz wif rebecca, hersef is hepin hozt diz 'venture, hersef, accordinta trudi anna OEJ iz lotsa fun... on one venture trudi hepedta interrogate catz, anna onze atta da kowntess castle hersefz brush dat usta belongta errthinks realli hard... a famous lady's cat wuz stolen anna it iz juzt wonnerful when it getted solved, butted it wuz quite upsettin fur da colwnteess when it wuz gone kuz hersef getted it ta put inna meowseum fur tourzitz, Chester, repeatin what Trudi anna OEJ telled hizsef Julie Porter wrote in message ink.net... On da cruze? I cant wate to see whot happens next! Lucy "Stormmee" wrote in message ... Yez i thinkz furri iz onta sumfin wif diz here seafud... da 'ventures dat Mme. A anna cleopatra kumez uf wif iz allatime very fun anna 'citin, you juzt wait i iz sure*'cordinta Trudi anna OEJ* somfin will be thrillin or mysterius or new or sumfin, Chester Julie Porter wrote in message news Itz wunderful! Da cruse was a wunderful idea, Chester. Lucy "Stormmee" wrote in message ... Dat sowndz lika gud idermint, dat iz ifin i kan haul minesef to da dek, it seemz dat i will be muc heafurier afur diz wonnerful fudz... Tiger, eatin lobsterz wif nip butterA Lukit diz loferli lucy, a woonerfu huge plate of lobsterz, it duz sure tazte gud, chester Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message .. . On Thu, 28 Dec 2006 18:59:09 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws typed: letz try dat puffy pastree it smellz veri gud, Tiger pushing the plate between demselves [The Captain, dressed in his white uniform makes his way through the guests, headbutting and shaking or kissing paws, wishing all of the guests a Happy Mew Yeer!] "We is now off ov da coast of Souf Karolina, and shud be at Young Island by Sunday fur da Mew Yeer's Party on da Island. A healfy an prosperous Mew Yeer to all ov mew!" [At the same time, another group of wait-kitties cleans up the appitizer plates, and sets down platters of the Lopster, Prime Rib of Roast Beast wif Black Truffle; and Medallionz of Veal poivrade. One waiter catches Anaïs' eye, and sets down an extra plate of Lobster between Chester and Lucy. Cleo's sommelier walks around pouring appropriate glasses of wine for each kitty.] Boy I can feel it gettink warmer already, my luf! After dinner, letz relaks on da dek, hokay? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 12/30/2006 12:33:24 PM |
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Dinner iz surrfed!
Dats a lot of eksitement! I fink yu cood neffur be bored heer! What a
wunderful plase fur cats. Lucy "Stormmee" wrote in message ... on one venture der waz a jewel robberi anna on anofur one we hadda nother myzteri, anna we alzo meeted da kompozer kitte dat iz gud furndz wif rebecca, hersef is hepin hozt diz 'venture, hersef, accordinta trudi anna OEJ iz lotsa fun... on one venture trudi hepedta interrogate catz, anna onze atta da kowntess castle hersefz brush dat usta belongta errthinks realli hard... a famous lady's cat wuz stolen anna it iz juzt wonnerful when it getted solved, butted it wuz quite upsettin fur da colwnteess when it wuz gone kuz hersef getted it ta put inna meowseum fur tourzitz, Chester, repeatin what Trudi anna OEJ telled hizsef Julie Porter wrote in message ink.net... On da cruze? I cant wate to see whot happens next! Lucy "Stormmee" wrote in message ... Yez i thinkz furri iz onta sumfin wif diz here seafud... da 'ventures dat Mme. A anna cleopatra kumez uf wif iz allatime very fun anna 'citin, you juzt wait i iz sure*'cordinta Trudi anna OEJ* somfin will be thrillin or mysterius or new or sumfin, Chester Julie Porter wrote in message news Itz wunderful! Da cruse was a wunderful idea, Chester. Lucy "Stormmee" wrote in message ... Dat sowndz lika gud idermint, dat iz ifin i kan haul minesef to da dek, it seemz dat i will be muc heafurier afur diz wonnerful fudz... Tiger, eatin lobsterz wif nip butterA Lukit diz loferli lucy, a woonerfu huge plate of lobsterz, it duz sure tazte gud, chester Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message .. . On Thu, 28 Dec 2006 18:59:09 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws typed: letz try dat puffy pastree it smellz veri gud, Tiger pushing the plate between demselves [The Captain, dressed in his white uniform makes his way through the guests, headbutting and shaking or kissing paws, wishing all of the guests a Happy Mew Yeer!] "We is now off ov da coast of Souf Karolina, and shud be at Young Island by Sunday fur da Mew Yeer's Party on da Island. A healfy an prosperous Mew Yeer to all ov mew!" [At the same time, another group of wait-kitties cleans up the appitizer plates, and sets down platters of the Lopster, Prime Rib of Roast Beast wif Black Truffle; and Medallionz of Veal poivrade. One waiter catches Anaïs' eye, and sets down an extra plate of Lobster between Chester and Lucy. Cleo's sommelier walks around pouring appropriate glasses of wine for each kitty.] Boy I can feel it gettink warmer already, my luf! After dinner, letz relaks on da dek, hokay? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 12/30/2006 12:33:24 PM |
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