My old coat (not OT)

LOL!! Reminds me of a New Yorker Magazine joke I once saw. The drawing
included a little domestic cat on its way out, but pausing to say to
its human "I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

Boyfriend's concern for your welfare is touching... if occasionally
nasty in execution. =o)

Melissa

Anyway, it has pockets that are filled with useful things, like galvanised
nails and staples and such things as that. So I needed a nail while I was
down with the chickens today and I put my hand inside the pocket. And I
drew out... a dead vole.
Thanks, Boyfriend!

One never knows when one might need a dead vole.

Our clowder have confused many a guest who don't understand why their
shoes have shrunk during their visit (answer: because a cat toy has
been deposited in the toe)