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mine furz!!!
i had fell off mine uzulaly gud grumin purrgrum... just a little, prolee
kauwze mine bak legz hurted, but dat wuzint gud enuf fur soft, she haz been pikin at mine mattz, efin uzing sizorz on dem... i telled her i wuz fine anna wuld wurk itsef owt but NNNOOO she thinkz she hasta hep... I iz mozt annoyed... i telled hersef, lukit, i iz eatin, dwinkin anna poopin fine so bug off, but she keepz at itsef, trudi, hrmph |
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mine furz!!!
On Sat, 28 Jan 2012 16:36:08 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:
i had fell off mine uzulaly gud grumin purrgrum... just a little, prolee kauwze mine bak legz hurted, but dat wuzint gud enuf fur soft, she haz been pikin at mine mattz, efin uzing sizorz on dem... i telled her i wuz fine anna wuld wurk itsef owt but NNNOOO she thinkz she hasta hep... I iz mozt annoyed... i telled hersef, lukit, i iz eatin, dwinkin anna poopin fine so bug off, but she keepz at itsef, trudi, hrmph Hoomins is like dat. I sometimes gets fur lumps cuz I don't groom mineown furs as much as I should. When dey gets too bad Paw keeps a liddle mustache trimmer fingy by da couch, and when I climb on his chest to snuggle him sneaks doze trimmers into hims hands and trims mineown furs while him pets me. It'z not tootoo loud so I let him - fur a while, then I tell him to stop. Harri |
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mine furz!!!
O t reads this and smiles. Iz u like me and da middle duzent bend like it
usta did. "Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... On Sat, 28 Jan 2012 16:36:08 -0600, Storrmmee wrote: i had fell off mine uzulaly gud grumin purrgrum... just a little, prolee kauwze mine bak legz hurted, but dat wuzint gud enuf fur soft, she haz been pikin at mine mattz, efin uzing sizorz on dem... i telled her i wuz fine anna wuld wurk itsef owt but NNNOOO she thinkz she hasta hep... I iz mozt annoyed... i telled hersef, lukit, i iz eatin, dwinkin anna poopin fine so bug off, but she keepz at itsef, trudi, hrmph Hoomins is like dat. I sometimes gets fur lumps cuz I don't groom mineown furs as much as I should. When dey gets too bad Paw keeps a liddle mustache trimmer fingy by da couch, and when I climb on his chest to snuggle him sneaks doze trimmers into hims hands and trims mineown furs while him pets me. It'z not tootoo loud so I let him - fur a while, then I tell him to stop. Harri |
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mine furz!!!
Mosey reedz diz n waffs..ai dunt nead tew hab maioan furs clipt, but sumtymez, Sqweex duz O t reads this and smiles. Iz u like me and da middle duzent bend like it usta did. i had fell off mine uzulaly gud grumin purrgrum... just a little, prolee kauwze mine bak legz hurted, but dat wuzint gud enuf fur soft, she haz been pikin at mine mattz, efin uzing sizorz on dem... i telled her i wuz fine anna wuld wurk itsef owt but NNNOOO she thinkz she hasta hep... I iz mozt annoyed... i telled hersef, lukit, i iz eatin, dwinkin anna poopin fine so bug off, but she keepz at itsef, trudi, hrmph Hoomins is like dat. I sometimes gets fur lumps cuz I don't groom mineown furs as much as I should. When dey gets too bad Paw keeps a liddle mustache trimmer fingy by da couch, and when I climb on his chest to snuggle him sneaks doze trimmers into hims hands and trims mineown furs while him pets me. It'z not tootoo loud so I let him - fur a while, then I tell him to stop. Harri |
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mine furz!!!
i duzint like dat noize trudi
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... On Sat, 28 Jan 2012 16:36:08 -0600, Storrmmee wrote: i had fell off mine uzulaly gud grumin purrgrum... just a little, prolee kauwze mine bak legz hurted, but dat wuzint gud enuf fur soft, she haz been pikin at mine mattz, efin uzing sizorz on dem... i telled her i wuz fine anna wuld wurk itsef owt but NNNOOO she thinkz she hasta hep... I iz mozt annoyed... i telled hersef, lukit, i iz eatin, dwinkin anna poopin fine so bug off, but she keepz at itsef, trudi, hrmph Hoomins is like dat. I sometimes gets fur lumps cuz I don't groom mineown furs as much as I should. When dey gets too bad Paw keeps a liddle mustache trimmer fingy by da couch, and when I climb on his chest to snuggle him sneaks doze trimmers into hims hands and trims mineown furs while him pets me. It'z not tootoo loud so I let him - fur a while, then I tell him to stop. Harri |
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mine furz!!!
On Jan 28, 10:36*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
i had fell off mine uzulaly gud grumin purrgrum... just a little, prolee kauwze mine bak legz hurted, but dat wuzint gud enuf fur soft, she haz been pikin at mine mattz, efin uzing sizorz on dem... i telled her i wuz fine anna wuld wurk itsef owt but NNNOOO she thinkz she hasta hep... I iz mozt annoyed... i telled hersef, lukit, i iz eatin, dwinkin anna poopin fine so bug off, but she keepz at itsef, trudi, hrmph Dats terribel Trudi. Wud yu wike myneself tu nibbel n tees dem mattybitz owt? I am a furry gud nibbler n nibbles ennyfin wurth nibblin - dis incwoods offur kittiez n randum hoomins whu sit on myne sofas...sumhuw mosta dem moofs away qwick.....n myne baby teef need tu nibble....purhaps I cood nibble yure hoomin tuu? Cleo da Clingon nibblin. |
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mine furz!!!
fang ursef fur da offur, at furzt i wuz realee annoyed, but now *sniker* i
haz decided dat watchin soft wurk on dem iz funnee anna espekalee when i layz der in mine ghandi kitty poze, den get all stiff and shoot away owtta herown lap, Trudis "rafflescat" wrote in message ... On Jan 28, 10:36 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote: i had fell off mine uzulaly gud grumin purrgrum... just a little, prolee kauwze mine bak legz hurted, but dat wuzint gud enuf fur soft, she haz been pikin at mine mattz, efin uzing sizorz on dem... i telled her i wuz fine anna wuld wurk itsef owt but NNNOOO she thinkz she hasta hep... I iz mozt annoyed... i telled hersef, lukit, i iz eatin, dwinkin anna poopin fine so bug off, but she keepz at itsef, trudi, hrmph Dats terribel Trudi. Wud yu wike myneself tu nibbel n tees dem mattybitz owt? I am a furry gud nibbler n nibbles ennyfin wurth nibblin - dis incwoods offur kittiez n randum hoomins whu sit on myne sofas...sumhuw mosta dem moofs away qwick.....n myne baby teef need tu nibble....purhaps I cood nibble yure hoomin tuu? Cleo da Clingon nibblin. |
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mine furz!!!
On Jan 28, 3:36*pm, Harri Roadcat wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jan 2012 16:36:08 -0600, Storrmmee wrote: i had fell off mine uzulaly gud grumin purrgrum... just a little, prolee kauwze mine bak legz hurted, but dat wuzint gud enuf fur soft, she haz been pikin at mine mattz, efin uzing sizorz on dem... i telled her i wuz fine anna wuld wurk itsef owt but NNNOOO she thinkz she hasta hep... I iz mozt annoyed... i telled hersef, lukit, i iz eatin, dwinkin anna poopin fine so bug off, but she keepz at itsef, trudi, hrmph Hoomins is like dat. I sometimes gets fur lumps cuz I don't groom mineown furs as much as I should. When dey gets too bad Paw keeps a liddle mustache trimmer fingy by da couch, and when I climb on his chest to snuggle him sneaks doze trimmers into hims hands and trims mineown furs while him pets me. It'z not tootoo loud so I let him - fur a while, then I tell him to stop. Harri Duz yoorsefl tell him in da twukdwivur langwich? Or duz yoo smoof tok tu him. Meowy (ai run awey wifout seying nuffin) |
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mine furz!!!
Duz yoorsefl tell him in da twukdwivur langwich? Or duz yoo smoof tok tu
him. Meowy (ai run awey wifout seying nuffin) It depends on how much him has annoyed me. If him has been gentle but I'f had enuf, I just tell him politely. But if him has pulled mine furz I tell him in language I'z certain him will unnerstand! Harri |
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