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Old January 31st 12, 02:29 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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we haza kuzine kittee whut lifez wiffa softz hoomin brofur... himz name iz
stinker, himz haz letted da softz brofur know a few thingz ofur da yearz,
likez himz iza ONLEE kittee... among ofur thingz...

recentlee da stinkerz cat geni started cloggin up anna softz mom sayed da
chemikalz changed anna smelled wurze so da softz brofur wanted getsa new
kittee panz or sumfin... now inna mean time anofur thing dat stinker haz
hadda 'splain to da softz brofur is dat himz wud nefur go inna owt to uze
da litter box... himz stayz out inna yard a lot but when himz needsa
litter box himz alla time comez inna howze like a purpur kitte...

welll afur da softz mom camed to softz howze anna seed da breeze litter
boxes we haz, she sayed dat it wuz juzt whatta softz brofur needed, so da
brofur buyed itsef... so den stinker camed in furm da owt, took one look
atit, raced into da owt and pooped,... himz decidedly duz NOT like da
breeze system... but da softz brofur willz be purlezed either way becauwze
da breeze system iz so muc ezr ta clean anna duzint smell... but iffa
stinker goez inna owt ta poop da softz brofur willz be efin happier...

OEJ


da soft pozted diz inna grup she shudint a pozted it in, so we made her pozt
it here where it belonged,

oej



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Old January 31st 12, 05:15 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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gramby laffed half da nite after Soft tole her diz. Da broffer haz been
trying all dem yearz ta get Stinker to poop in d out. Iff all it cost
himselfz waz da price of diz systemz, den it waz wurff da monee. Piglett
thinking Stinker will change as the weather duz.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

we haza kuzine kittee whut lifez wiffa softz hoomin brofur... himz name iz
stinker, himz haz letted da softz brofur know a few thingz ofur da yearz,
likez himz iza ONLEE kittee... among ofur thingz...

recentlee da stinkerz cat geni started cloggin up anna softz mom sayed da
chemikalz changed anna smelled wurze so da softz brofur wanted getsa new
kittee panz or sumfin... now inna mean time anofur thing dat stinker haz
hadda 'splain to da softz brofur is dat himz wud nefur go inna owt to uze
da litter box... himz stayz out inna yard a lot but when himz needsa
litter box himz alla time comez inna howze like a purpur kitte...

welll afur da softz mom camed to softz howze anna seed da breeze litter
boxes we haz, she sayed dat it wuz juzt whatta softz brofur needed, so da
brofur buyed itsef... so den stinker camed in furm da owt, took one look
atit, raced into da owt and pooped,... himz decidedly duz NOT like da
breeze system... but da softz brofur willz be purlezed either way becauwze
da breeze system iz so muc ezr ta clean anna duzint smell... but iffa
stinker goez inna owt ta poop da softz brofur willz be efin happier...

OEJ


da soft pozted diz inna grup she shudint a pozted it in, so we made her pozt
it here where it belonged,

oej


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Old January 31st 12, 05:17 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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i thinkz ursef iz rite, stinker iz efin more spolied dan ur howze or mine so
himz wunt wantsa getz himz feetz wet, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
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gramby laffed half da nite after Soft tole her diz. Da broffer haz been
trying all dem yearz ta get Stinker to poop in d out. Iff all it cost
himselfz waz da price of diz systemz, den it waz wurff da monee. Piglett
thinking Stinker will change as the weather duz.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

we haza kuzine kittee whut lifez wiffa softz hoomin brofur... himz name iz
stinker, himz haz letted da softz brofur know a few thingz ofur da yearz,
likez himz iza ONLEE kittee... among ofur thingz...

recentlee da stinkerz cat geni started cloggin up anna softz mom sayed da
chemikalz changed anna smelled wurze so da softz brofur wanted getsa new
kittee panz or sumfin... now inna mean time anofur thing dat stinker haz
hadda 'splain to da softz brofur is dat himz wud nefur go inna owt to uze
da litter box... himz stayz out inna yard a lot but when himz needsa
litter box himz alla time comez inna howze like a purpur kitte...

welll afur da softz mom camed to softz howze anna seed da breeze litter
boxes we haz, she sayed dat it wuz juzt whatta softz brofur needed, so da
brofur buyed itsef... so den stinker camed in furm da owt, took one look
atit, raced into da owt and pooped,... himz decidedly duz NOT like da
breeze system... but da softz brofur willz be purlezed either way
becauwze
da breeze system iz so muc ezr ta clean anna duzint smell... but iffa
stinker goez inna owt ta poop da softz brofur willz be efin happier...

OEJ


da soft pozted diz inna grup she shudint a pozted it in, so we made her
pozt
it here where it belonged,

oej




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Old February 1st 12, 06:16 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
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weh hoap Stinker wyl uze dat noo fing, weh kan't goh OWT, n Paw chayngus owr
threh boxz.
Luffs
Mosey, PookyKat, Pipps n Sqwwex..goin tew bed nao


gramby laffed half da nite after Soft tole her diz. Da broffer haz been
trying all dem yearz ta get Stinker to poop in d out. Iff all it cost
himselfz waz da price of diz systemz, den it waz wurff da monee. Piglett

thinking Stinker will change as the weather duz.

we haza kuzine kittee whut lifez wiffa softz hoomin brofur... himz name iz
stinker, himz haz letted da softz brofur know a few thingz ofur da yearz,
likez himz iza ONLEE kittee... among ofur thingz...

recentlee da stinkerz cat geni started cloggin up anna softz mom sayed da
chemikalz changed anna smelled wurze so da softz brofur wanted getsa new
kittee panz or sumfin... now inna mean time anofur thing dat stinker haz
hadda 'splain to da softz brofur is dat himz wud nefur go inna owt to uze
da litter box... himz stayz out inna yard a lot but when himz needsa
litter box himz alla time comez inna howze like a purpur kitte...

welll afur da softz mom camed to softz howze anna seed da breeze litter
boxes we haz, she sayed dat it wuz juzt whatta softz brofur needed, so da
brofur buyed itsef... so den stinker camed in furm da owt, took one look
atit, raced into da owt and pooped,... himz decidedly duz NOT like da
breeze system... but da softz brofur willz be purlezed either way becauwze
da breeze system iz so muc ezr ta clean anna duzint smell... but iffa
stinker goez inna owt ta poop da softz brofur willz be efin happier...

OEJ


da soft pozted diz inna grup she shudint a pozted it in, so we made her pozt
it here where it belonged,

oej

  #5  
Old February 1st 12, 06:47 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default oopz owrz kuzin

da softz brofur iz awso thinkin dat it mite change beclawz dey gets big
snowz sumtimez
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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weh hoap Stinker wyl uze dat noo fing, weh kan't goh OWT, n Paw chayngus
owr threh boxz.
Luffs
Mosey, PookyKat, Pipps n Sqwwex..goin tew bed nao


gramby laffed half da nite after Soft tole her diz. Da broffer haz been
trying all dem yearz ta get Stinker to poop in d out. Iff all it cost
himselfz waz da price of diz systemz, den it waz wurff da monee. Piglett

thinking Stinker will change as the weather duz.

we haza kuzine kittee whut lifez wiffa softz hoomin brofur... himz name iz
stinker, himz haz letted da softz brofur know a few thingz ofur da yearz,
likez himz iza ONLEE kittee... among ofur thingz...

recentlee da stinkerz cat geni started cloggin up anna softz mom sayed da
chemikalz changed anna smelled wurze so da softz brofur wanted getsa new
kittee panz or sumfin... now inna mean time anofur thing dat stinker haz
hadda 'splain to da softz brofur is dat himz wud nefur go inna owt to uze
da litter box... himz stayz out inna yard a lot but when himz needsa
litter box himz alla time comez inna howze like a purpur kitte...

welll afur da softz mom camed to softz howze anna seed da breeze litter
boxes we haz, she sayed dat it wuz juzt whatta softz brofur needed, so da
brofur buyed itsef... so den stinker camed in furm da owt, took one look
atit, raced into da owt and pooped,... himz decidedly duz NOT like da
breeze system... but da softz brofur willz be purlezed either way
becauwze
da breeze system iz so muc ezr ta clean anna duzint smell... but iffa
stinker goez inna owt ta poop da softz brofur willz be efin happier...

OEJ


da soft pozted diz inna grup she shudint a pozted it in, so we made her
pozt
it here where it belonged,

oej



 




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