mine furz!!!

i had fell off mine uzulaly gud grumin purrgrum... just a little, prolee
kauwze mine bak legz hurted, but dat wuzint gud enuf fur soft, she haz been
pikin at mine mattz, efin uzing sizorz on dem... i telled her i wuz fine
anna wuld wurk itsef owt but NNNOOO she thinkz she hasta hep... I iz mozt
annoyed... i telled hersef, lukit, i iz eatin, dwinkin anna poopin fine so
bug off, but she keepz at itsef, trudi, hrmph

On Sat, 28 Jan 2012 16:36:08 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:

i had fell off mine uzulaly gud grumin purrgrum... just a little, prolee
kauwze mine bak legz hurted, but dat wuzint gud enuf fur soft, she haz
been pikin at mine mattz, efin uzing sizorz on dem... i telled her i wuz
fine anna wuld wurk itsef owt but NNNOOO she thinkz she hasta hep... I
iz mozt annoyed... i telled hersef, lukit, i iz eatin, dwinkin anna
poopin fine so bug off, but she keepz at itsef, trudi, hrmph

Hoomins is like dat.

I sometimes gets fur lumps cuz I don't groom mineown furs as much as I
should. When dey gets too bad Paw keeps a liddle mustache trimmer fingy
by da couch, and when I climb on his chest to snuggle him sneaks doze
trimmers into hims hands and trims mineown furs while him pets me. It'z
not tootoo loud so I let him - fur a while, then I tell him to stop.

Harri

O t reads this and smiles. Iz u like me and da middle duzent bend like it
usta did.

"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ...

On Sat, 28 Jan 2012 16:36:08 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:

i had fell off mine uzulaly gud grumin purrgrum... just a little, prolee
kauwze mine bak legz hurted, but dat wuzint gud enuf fur soft, she haz
been pikin at mine mattz, efin uzing sizorz on dem... i telled her i wuz
fine anna wuld wurk itsef owt but NNNOOO she thinkz she hasta hep... I
iz mozt annoyed... i telled hersef, lukit, i iz eatin, dwinkin anna
poopin fine so bug off, but she keepz at itsef, trudi, hrmph

Hoomins is like dat.

I sometimes gets fur lumps cuz I don't groom mineown furs as much as I
should. When dey gets too bad Paw keeps a liddle mustache trimmer fingy
by da couch, and when I climb on his chest to snuggle him sneaks doze
trimmers into hims hands and trims mineown furs while him pets me. It'z
not tootoo loud so I let him - fur a while, then I tell him to stop.

Harri

Mosey reedz diz n waffs..ai dunt nead tew hab maioan furs clipt, but
sumtymez, Sqweex duz


O t reads this and smiles. Iz u like me and da middle duzent bend like it
usta did.
i had fell off mine uzulaly gud grumin purrgrum... just a little, prolee
kauwze mine bak legz hurted, but dat wuzint gud enuf fur soft, she haz
been pikin at mine mattz, efin uzing sizorz on dem... i telled her i wuz
fine anna wuld wurk itsef owt but NNNOOO she thinkz she hasta hep... I
iz mozt annoyed... i telled hersef, lukit, i iz eatin, dwinkin anna
poopin fine so bug off, but she keepz at itsef, trudi, hrmph

Hoomins is like dat.

I sometimes gets fur lumps cuz I don't groom mineown furs as much as I
should. When dey gets too bad Paw keeps a liddle mustache trimmer fingy
by da couch, and when I climb on his chest to snuggle him sneaks doze
trimmers into hims hands and trims mineown furs while him pets me. It'z
not tootoo loud so I let him - fur a while, then I tell him to stop.

Harri

i duzint like dat noize trudi
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
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On Sat, 28 Jan 2012 16:36:08 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:

i had fell off mine uzulaly gud grumin purrgrum... just a little, prolee
kauwze mine bak legz hurted, but dat wuzint gud enuf fur soft, she haz
been pikin at mine mattz, efin uzing sizorz on dem... i telled her i wuz
fine anna wuld wurk itsef owt but NNNOOO she thinkz she hasta hep... I
iz mozt annoyed... i telled hersef, lukit, i iz eatin, dwinkin anna
poopin fine so bug off, but she keepz at itsef, trudi, hrmph

Hoomins is like dat.

I sometimes gets fur lumps cuz I don't groom mineown furs as much as I
should. When dey gets too bad Paw keeps a liddle mustache trimmer fingy
by da couch, and when I climb on his chest to snuggle him sneaks doze
trimmers into hims hands and trims mineown furs while him pets me. It'z
not tootoo loud so I let him - fur a while, then I tell him to stop.

Harri

On Jan 28, 10:36*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
i had fell off mine uzulaly gud grumin purrgrum... just a little, prolee
kauwze mine bak legz hurted, but dat wuzint gud enuf fur soft, she haz been
pikin at mine mattz, efin uzing sizorz on dem... i telled her i wuz fine
anna wuld wurk itsef owt but NNNOOO she thinkz she hasta hep... I iz mozt
annoyed... i telled hersef, lukit, i iz eatin, dwinkin anna poopin fine so
bug off, but she keepz at itsef, trudi, hrmph

Dats terribel Trudi. Wud yu wike myneself tu nibbel n tees dem
mattybitz owt? I am a furry gud nibbler n nibbles ennyfin wurth
nibblin - dis incwoods offur kittiez n randum hoomins whu sit on myne
sofas...sumhuw mosta dem moofs away qwick.....n myne baby teef need
tu nibble....purhaps I cood nibble yure hoomin tuu?
Cleo da Clingon nibblin.

fang ursef fur da offur, at furzt i wuz realee annoyed, but now *sniker* i
haz decided dat watchin soft wurk on dem iz funnee anna espekalee when i
layz der in mine ghandi kitty poze, den get all stiff and shoot away owtta
herown lap,
Trudis
"rafflescat" wrote in message
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On Jan 28, 10:36 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
i had fell off mine uzulaly gud grumin purrgrum... just a little, prolee
kauwze mine bak legz hurted, but dat wuzint gud enuf fur soft, she haz
been
pikin at mine mattz, efin uzing sizorz on dem... i telled her i wuz fine
anna wuld wurk itsef owt but NNNOOO she thinkz she hasta hep... I iz mozt
annoyed... i telled hersef, lukit, i iz eatin, dwinkin anna poopin fine so
bug off, but she keepz at itsef, trudi, hrmph

Dats terribel Trudi. Wud yu wike myneself tu nibbel n tees dem
mattybitz owt? I am a furry gud nibbler n nibbles ennyfin wurth
nibblin - dis incwoods offur kittiez n randum hoomins whu sit on myne
sofas...sumhuw mosta dem moofs away qwick.....n myne baby teef need
tu nibble....purhaps I cood nibble yure hoomin tuu?
Cleo da Clingon nibblin.

On Jan 28, 3:36*pm, Harri Roadcat wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jan 2012 16:36:08 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:
i had fell off mine uzulaly gud grumin purrgrum... just a little, prolee
kauwze mine bak legz hurted, but dat wuzint gud enuf fur soft, she haz
been pikin at mine mattz, efin uzing sizorz on dem... i telled her i wuz
fine anna wuld wurk itsef owt but NNNOOO she thinkz she hasta hep... I
iz mozt annoyed... i telled hersef, lukit, i iz eatin, dwinkin anna
poopin fine so bug off, but she keepz at itsef, trudi, hrmph

Hoomins is like dat.

I sometimes gets fur lumps cuz I don't groom mineown furs as much as I
should. When dey gets too bad Paw keeps a liddle mustache trimmer fingy
by da couch, and when I climb on his chest to snuggle him sneaks doze
trimmers into hims hands and trims mineown furs while him pets me. It'z
not tootoo loud so I let him - fur a while, then I tell him to stop.

Harri

Duz yoorsefl tell him in da twukdwivur langwich?
Or duz yoo smoof tok tu him.
Meowy (ai run awey wifout seying nuffin)

Duz yoorsefl tell him in da twukdwivur langwich? Or duz yoo smoof tok tu
him.
Meowy (ai run awey wifout seying nuffin)

It depends on how much him has annoyed me. If him has been gentle but I'f
had enuf, I just tell him politely. But if him has pulled mine furz I
tell him in language I'z certain him will unnerstand!

Harri