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Old November 16th 11, 01:42 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca[_2_]
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Default Hoominz muss hav short atenshun spanz

I thot I had Meowmie traned. At meel timez, she shud put kruncheez in myown
bole an put da bole in myown eetin spot on da kownter, den put kruncheez in
Sundance's bole an put dat bole in hizown eetin spot on da flor. Tuday she
almoss furgitted to giv me myown bole! She putted kruncheez in myown bole,
den juss leff da bole sitten dere while she putted kruncheez in Sundance's
bole! I wuz shokked -- I mite hav starfed to def wif kruncheez juss inchez
frum myown face! Furchoonitly, after she putted in Sundance's kruncheez she
givved me myown bole befur enneefing terrybul happinned.

Rebecca


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Old November 16th 11, 01:58 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Default Hoominz muss hav short atenshun spanz

On Tue, 15 Nov 2011 16:42:47 -0800, "Rebecca" wrote:

I thot I had Meowmie traned. At meel timez, she shud put kruncheez in myown
bole an put da bole in myown eetin spot on da kownter, den put kruncheez in
Sundance's bole an put dat bole in hizown eetin spot on da flor. Tuday she
almoss furgitted to giv me myown bole! She putted kruncheez in myown bole,
den juss leff da bole sitten dere while she putted kruncheez in Sundance's
bole! I wuz shokked -- I mite hav starfed to def wif kruncheez juss inchez
frum myown face! Furchoonitly, after she putted in Sundance's kruncheez she
givved me myown bole befur enneefing terrybul happinned.

Rebecca



hoomins must be better traynd. dey neglekt uses all da time, so saad.
sum days i begg for fudz.
beauty, understandink
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Old November 16th 11, 08:00 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Hoominz muss hav short atenshun spanz

hhhmmm urown hoomin iz negletful, diz reqwirez a twip ta bootkam fur sure,
OEJ
"Rebecca" wrote in message
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I thot I had Meowmie traned. At meel timez, she shud put kruncheez in myown
bole an put da bole in myown eetin spot on da kownter, den put kruncheez in
Sundance's bole an put dat bole in hizown eetin spot on da flor. Tuday she
almoss furgitted to giv me myown bole! She putted kruncheez in myown bole,
den juss leff da bole sitten dere while she putted kruncheez in Sundance's
bole! I wuz shokked -- I mite hav starfed to def wif kruncheez juss inchez
frum myown face! Furchoonitly, after she putted in Sundance's kruncheez she
givved me myown bole befur enneefing terrybul happinned.

Rebecca



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Old November 16th 11, 01:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Hoominz muss hav short atenshun spanz

On 2011-11-15 9:28 PM, John Ross Mc Master wrote:
On Tue, 15 Nov 2011 16:42:47 -0800, wrote:

I thot I had Meowmie traned. At meel timez, she shud put kruncheez in myown
bole an put da bole in myown eetin spot on da kownter, den put kruncheez in
Sundance's bole an put dat bole in hizown eetin spot on da flor. Tuday she
almoss furgitted to giv me myown bole! She putted kruncheez in myown bole,
den juss leff da bole sitten dere while she putted kruncheez in Sundance's
bole! I wuz shokked -- I mite hav starfed to def wif kruncheez juss inchez
frum myown face! Furchoonitly, after she putted in Sundance's kruncheez she
givved me myown bole befur enneefing terrybul happinned.

Rebecca



hoomins must be better traynd. dey neglekt uses all da time, so saad.
sum days i begg for fudz.
beauty, understandink


This iz a kommon hoomin faylin. We hasta remind Meomie EFFURY SINGUL
mornin tu put fuds inna bowl befur she leefs fur werk! An she neffur
gits thu idee - she jus komplanes we gits undur hur feets.

-- Sam an Cinnamon
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Old November 16th 11, 01:35 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Hoominz muss hav short atenshun spanz

it sorta seemz liksa epidimik, chester
"Cheryl" wrote in message
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On 2011-11-15 9:28 PM, John Ross Mc Master wrote:
On Tue, 15 Nov 2011 16:42:47 -0800, wrote:

I thot I had Meowmie traned. At meel timez, she shud put kruncheez in
myown
bole an put da bole in myown eetin spot on da kownter, den put kruncheez
in
Sundance's bole an put dat bole in hizown eetin spot on da flor. Tuday
she
almoss furgitted to giv me myown bole! She putted kruncheez in myown
bole,
den juss leff da bole sitten dere while she putted kruncheez in
Sundance's
bole! I wuz shokked -- I mite hav starfed to def wif kruncheez juss
inchez
frum myown face! Furchoonitly, after she putted in Sundance's kruncheez
she
givved me myown bole befur enneefing terrybul happinned.

Rebecca



hoomins must be better traynd. dey neglekt uses all da time, so saad.
sum days i begg for fudz.
beauty, understandink


This iz a kommon hoomin faylin. We hasta remind Meomie EFFURY SINGUL
mornin tu put fuds inna bowl befur she leefs fur werk! An she neffur gits
thu idee - she jus komplanes we gits undur hur feets.

-- Sam an Cinnamon



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Old November 19th 11, 12:59 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Hoominz muss hav short atenshun spanz

On 11/16/2011 05:07 AM, Cheryl wrote:
On 2011-11-15 9:28 PM, John Ross Mc Master wrote:
On Tue, 15 Nov 2011 16:42:47 -0800, wrote:

I thot I had Meowmie traned. At meel timez, she shud put kruncheez in
myown
bole an put da bole in myown eetin spot on da kownter, den put
kruncheez in
Sundance's bole an put dat bole in hizown eetin spot on da flor.
Tuday she
almoss furgitted to giv me myown bole! She putted kruncheez in myown
bole,
den juss leff da bole sitten dere while she putted kruncheez in
Sundance's
bole! I wuz shokked -- I mite hav starfed to def wif kruncheez juss
inchez
frum myown face! Furchoonitly, after she putted in Sundance's
kruncheez she
givved me myown bole befur enneefing terrybul happinned.

Rebecca



hoomins must be better traynd. dey neglekt uses all da time, so saad.
sum days i begg for fudz.
beauty, understandink


This iz a kommon hoomin faylin. We hasta remind Meomie EFFURY SINGUL
mornin tu put fuds inna bowl befur she leefs fur werk! An she neffur
gits thu idee - she jus komplanes we gits undur hur feets.

-- Sam an Cinnamon




Mi meomiw feez mee firs sew Iz not getin undr hur feetz. TuTu
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Old November 19th 11, 01:48 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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"MLB" wrote in message
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On 11/16/2011 05:07 AM, Cheryl wrote:
On 2011-11-15 9:28 PM, John Ross Mc Master wrote:
On Tue, 15 Nov 2011 16:42:47 -0800, wrote:

I thot I had Meowmie traned. At meel timez, she shud put kruncheez in
myown
bole an put da bole in myown eetin spot on da kownter, den put
kruncheez in
Sundance's bole an put dat bole in hizown eetin spot on da flor.
Tuday she
almoss furgitted to giv me myown bole! She putted kruncheez in myown
bole,
den juss leff da bole sitten dere while she putted kruncheez in
Sundance's
bole! I wuz shokked -- I mite hav starfed to def wif kruncheez juss
inchez
frum myown face! Furchoonitly, after she putted in Sundance's
kruncheez she
givved me myown bole befur enneefing terrybul happinned.

Rebecca



hoomins must be better traynd. dey neglekt uses all da time, so saad.
sum days i begg for fudz.
beauty, understandink


This iz a kommon hoomin faylin. We hasta remind Meomie EFFURY SINGUL
mornin tu put fuds inna bowl befur she leefs fur werk! An she neffur
gits thu idee - she jus komplanes we gits undur hur feets.

-- Sam an Cinnamon




Mi meomiw feez mee firs sew Iz not getin undr hur feetz. TuTu


How did yoo trane her to do dat?

Rebecca, ready to take notes


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Old November 19th 11, 01:57 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Hoominz muss hav short atenshun spanz

On Fri, 18 Nov 2011 16:48:34 -0800, Rebecca wrote:

How did yoo trane her to do dat?

Rebecca, ready to take notes


Cybèle: We'be twained da hooman to do dat too,

Itz eeezy.

Do yoo remembfur Mr. Montgomer FitzGawin (I finks)? Hez attid da Bridje now,
buttit wen he posted he wuz a champion id da Cat-lympics in an ebent cawled
"Speedbumps".

Itz wen you weave in and owt ob da hoomans wegs as dey walk, an get cwose
enuf so dat da hooman duzzent twip,an da kitty duzzent get aksidentally
launched.

Datz mine technique!

Itz BERRY pesty!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul.”
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

11/18/2011 7:54:03 PM
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Old November 19th 11, 04:36 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Yu iz awl rite ubaowt ..ai hab tu jump om meomie n wake hur up n tel hur tu
feed usses.
Den ai trik hur wen weh hab fudz in da plate.
hur hazts put da kibbles on top uf da gooshy fudz, cuz uthurwize Mosey wyl
git sik n mayke uh mess.

Tyme fur hoomin boot kamp..ya fink?

PookyKat



it sorta seemz liksa epidimik, chester


:

I thot I had Meowmie traned. At meel timez, she shud put kruncheez in
myown
bole an put da bole in myown eetin spot on da kownter, den put kruncheez
in
Sundance's bole an put dat bole in hizown eetin spot on da flor. Tuday
she
almoss furgitted to giv me myown bole! She putted kruncheez in myown
bole,
den juss leff da bole sitten dere while she putted kruncheez in
Sundance's
bole! I wuz shokked -- I mite hav starfed to def wif kruncheez juss
inchez
frum myown face! Furchoonitly, after she putted in Sundance's kruncheez
she
givved me myown bole befur enneefing terrybul happinned.

Rebecca



hoomins must be better traynd. dey neglekt uses all da time, so saad.
sum days i begg for fudz.
beauty, understandink


This iz a kommon hoomin faylin. We hasta remind Meomie EFFURY SINGUL
mornin tu put fuds inna bowl befur she leefs fur werk! An she neffur gits
thu idee - she jus komplanes we gits undur hur feets.

-- Sam an Cinnamon


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Old November 19th 11, 05:11 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On 11/18/2011 05:48 PM, Rebecca wrote:
wrote in message
...
On 11/16/2011 05:07 AM, Cheryl wrote:
On 2011-11-15 9:28 PM, John Ross Mc Master wrote:
On Tue, 15 Nov 2011 16:42:47 -0800, wrote:

I thot I had Meowmie traned. At meel timez, she shud put kruncheez in
myown
bole an put da bole in myown eetin spot on da kownter, den put
kruncheez in
Sundance's bole an put dat bole in hizown eetin spot on da flor.
Tuday she
almoss furgitted to giv me myown bole! She putted kruncheez in myown
bole,
den juss leff da bole sitten dere while she putted kruncheez in
Sundance's
bole! I wuz shokked -- I mite hav starfed to def wif kruncheez juss
inchez
frum myown face! Furchoonitly, after she putted in Sundance's
kruncheez she
givved me myown bole befur enneefing terrybul happinned.

Rebecca



hoomins must be better traynd. dey neglekt uses all da time, so saad.
sum days i begg for fudz.
beauty, understandink

This iz a kommon hoomin faylin. We hasta remind Meomie EFFURY SINGUL
mornin tu put fuds inna bowl befur she leefs fur werk! An she neffur
gits thu idee - she jus komplanes we gits undur hur feets.

-- Sam an Cinnamon




Mi meomiw feez mee firs sew Iz not getin undr hur feetz. TuTu


How did yoo trane her to do dat?

Rebecca, ready to take notes


Did dat bi getn undr hur feetz....an yowlin lik Iz strvd. TuTu
 




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