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Da Pawty Beginz!
mite bea gud idermint ifin you wented wif me juzt in case, duzint let
minesef furget ta bring sundanzes prezzie alzo, Tiger "Granby" wrote in message ... Wellz, for heaben sake datwaz a SAFE fing ta do. Finish ur drink anna go git itself. Duz u needz anny help. O T iz rite ofver dere. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... well i didunt hafa hat butted i putted da prezzie sumwhere so i wuuld remfur, so it would be, would be ... i remfurz, itz inna safe in owrz cabin, i putted it der so it wuld be safe!!!, Tiger remfurin thru da fog, "Granby" wrote in message ... U mayz be onta suphin boout dat muchez ta drink but u kan konsiderz dat anofther timez. Think Tiger, u haz on dat nize tuxedo, it haz lotza poketz. Did urself wear a top hatz ta match dat suit? U mite haff put da prezzie in dere, like a cat in da hat onlee a prezzie not a cat. The music has started and Willow just knowz he won't find the present in time for the special annifersarie dance. While she is concerned with her friend, Willow keeps looking to see if Aed and any of his friends have come to the party. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... well lemme see, i getted readi ta arrife here afur da horrible day atta tedz, i wanted ta get away i efin telled da hoominz ta wate onna sardinez treet beclawz da lazt time we getted dem afur da ted OEJ hurked up efuriwhere,... i hurkez butted i doez itsef neatly anna hersef putted hurke efuriwhere*shudderz* efin onna way to da litter box, diz made it harder to get to anna i iz too owlde ta ,... nefurmind, i iz wanderin... den i wented anna getted da prezzie furm da store anna i ported here... den i had sefural drinkz in minez rumz ta kalm mineown nerfz in mine rum... den i changed into diz here powder blue tuxido beclawz MMe. A. likez itsef den i camed down hereta see mine bootiful wife kittee anna mine furndz anna haf sum more drinkz... hic... i hazn't seen all mine furndz but i haza wife kittee purt anna drinkz purt well unner kontrol... well a few more drinkz maybe... anna sum more of dem oyzterz iz in order whilez i trysta remfur what i did wiffa prezzie... i alzo haz sumfin fur sundanze butted it iz wif da wiffe kitteez prezzie... mayhapz i iz gettin too owldeta drinkz diz muc... oh well too late ta catsider dat rite now... tiger, can i get yoursef a drink willow, anna btw thank yoursef fur lukin in owrz cabin, i hope it wuzint too messy ta luk at, i thinkz i did stratin it a bit befur comin down her fur drinkz... "Granby" wrote in message ... Willow takes the key from Tiger and heads for his cabin. She slowly opens the door and peeks in. Gudnez, diz izza neat rum. Der iznt anyfing outta plaze. She tucks her bottlebrush tail along her back so as not to leave and fur in the room. Letz see, noffink on da tablez by hiz kushion, not effen any fur on da kushion. Noffink by da lidderbox, effen dat is klean, da maidkitty musta been herez. Dere is nuffin on da desk. She turns to leave the room and notices she has left paw prints on the hardwood floor. She grabs a dust cloth that is by the door and quickly erases the prints. Bud, jus like I foun it but noffink out of plaze and no prezzie. She returns to Tiger. I iz sorri but I didn fin nuffin. You just hazta fink harderz. "Granby" wrote in message ... Willow taps Tiger on the shoulder. Giff me your key anna I will chek anna see if u leftr da prezzie in ur kabin. We godda find itself so u kan giff it to herself when u danzes da danze. Keep eating and switch to niptea for a bit. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... fudz iz gud, tiger beginz eatin... i lofez ani seafudz, i thinkz dat iz why i likez da kruzin diz kommuniti duz..I thinkz ani way dat i hadda prezzie when i ported bak to da ship anna i am purti sure i piked itsef up when i kamed furm mine kabin, butted den i kan't remfur veri muc kuz i started drinkin nip drinkz anna thinkin bowt mine badly behafed hoominz, Tiger, at least eatin between bited anna not talkin wif hizown mouf full "Granby" wrote in message ... O T and Ranger walk up to Tiger, one on each side. O T begins, Tiger mineown man, u needz sum fudz. They walk him to a table and sit him down in frnt of a large plate of food. I wuz finkink where u mitted of putted dat giftz. U waz standink by dat potted palm tree awhilez ago. Ranger kud u chek up in itz branchez. After dat las drink ur kneez gaf out for a minute and u sat by dat flour pot ofver dere, I will go chek dat. U keepz eatink kauz u wanna be able to danze da annifersarie waltz wiff yourown wife kitty when da musik startz. I unnerstan ur awfulz day but u gotta fink of da ladiez anna what diz day meanz to dem too. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... Tiger goez bak to da bar for anofur drink anna triez afut a few to remfur wher he putted hiz wife kitteez prezzie... and for that matter what he got her... he knowz itz platum anna saphire but kant remfur zatli juzt now what he got... he goez fur da drink and seez stormmee in front of him at the bar wif a drink in each paw... you know i iz gonna tell rosco juzt how meanz owrz hoominz wuz today ifin he comez to da parti, Stormmee "Granby" wrote in message ... O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff to keepz a I on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in hiz familee had a badz day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz gonna get plasterd and we may haff to help himself bak to his kabin. We may haff to ask Wascal to help uz if we haz ta take dem stepz. "Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message ... [A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.] [Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster? Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee lopsterz! [Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early? -- Musically Yours, Hercule Lenoir |
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Da Pawty Beginz!
Doze r reely neet. I nebber hurt uff dem befor. Mosey
.... Da gramby had a rou wodden TUIT onc but sumone taked it from her jewelry box. It kamed from and older fren. Well, her waz firty at da time and diz man was 60, now, her sayz dat iznt az old as it usta be. Sweetee, dis iz juss whut I needed! Now I kan git fingz dun kuz I haz got a rownd tuit! Fangu, Sweetee! Kin we go hab a liddle refurshmint? I iz awl tired owt frum defendin owrown frunt winder. Dere wuz a trooder kittee owt dere dis evenin, an it wudnt go away fur da longist time, evin when I growled an attakked da winder to show how furoshis I kan be. Sundance "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Pitô.ônya patterz up tu SunDance wiff hur pawz behynd hur bak and landz uh smooch on hiz cheek Happee Purrday, dahrlink, I had sumpin spayshul mayde furr yur nynth purrday.. Sundance opinz da bockz, an innysyde iz uh rownd madallion onna gold chayne. On wun syde it sez , "Tu mine Sunnydance wiff lub. May yu awlwayze hab da tyme tu du whut yu wanna du." on da udder syde it simply hazz engraved "TUIT". -- Pitô.ônya "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message .. . On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 16:55:04 -0700, Sundance's nimble, little paws typed: Heer I iz! Dat stuf awl lukz furry gudgud! Duz yoo fingk da kichen-kitteez mite need sumkittee to hewp, um, taste da oysterz? Juss to make shur dey haznt sufferd durin da shippin, of korse! Sundance Happy Purrday, Sundance! [paws over a box] Itz da nooest undergrownd book, cawled DA HUNGRY KITTIES GUIDE TO SURFIFAL. It teeches kitties tricks like how to open refrigermolators, boxes an canz ov fuds, closet doors an da like! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul. Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 |
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Da Pawty Beginz!
O T puts him arm around Tigers shoulder and they sing to the music as they
leave the room. Other cats think they are just enjoying themselves. They go to the elevator, Dont fink Tiger kan du da stairs rite now. They go to tigers room and O T takes his key and goes with him to the safe. They open the door and, whatz diz. Der iz whiskee in here, da really gud stuff. Wellz, I willz preten I didnt see dat. Here is da prezzie and another un, I fingz dat is da one for Sundance. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... mite bea gud idermint ifin you wented wif me juzt in case, duzint let minesef furget ta bring sundanzes prezzie alzo, Tiger "Granby" wrote in message ... Wellz, for heaben sake datwaz a SAFE fing ta do. Finish ur drink anna go git itself. Duz u needz anny help. O T iz rite ofver dere. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... well i didunt hafa hat butted i putted da prezzie sumwhere so i wuuld remfur, so it would be, would be ... i remfurz, itz inna safe in owrz cabin, i putted it der so it wuld be safe!!!, Tiger remfurin thru da fog, "Granby" wrote in message ... U mayz be onta suphin boout dat muchez ta drink but u kan konsiderz dat anofther timez. Think Tiger, u haz on dat nize tuxedo, it haz lotza poketz. Did urself wear a top hatz ta match dat suit? U mite haff put da prezzie in dere, like a cat in da hat onlee a prezzie not a cat. The music has started and Willow just knowz he won't find the present in time for the special annifersarie dance. While she is concerned with her friend, Willow keeps looking to see if Aed and any of his friends have come to the party. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... well lemme see, i getted readi ta arrife here afur da horrible day atta tedz, i wanted ta get away i efin telled da hoominz ta wate onna sardinez treet beclawz da lazt time we getted dem afur da ted OEJ hurked up efuriwhere,... i hurkez butted i doez itsef neatly anna hersef putted hurke efuriwhere*shudderz* efin onna way to da litter box, diz made it harder to get to anna i iz too owlde ta ,... nefurmind, i iz wanderin... den i wented anna getted da prezzie furm da store anna i ported here... den i had sefural drinkz in minez rumz ta kalm mineown nerfz in mine rum... den i changed into diz here powder blue tuxido beclawz MMe. A. likez itsef den i camed down hereta see mine bootiful wife kittee anna mine furndz anna haf sum more drinkz... hic... i hazn't seen all mine furndz but i haza wife kittee purt anna drinkz purt well unner kontrol... well a few more drinkz maybe... anna sum more of dem oyzterz iz in order whilez i trysta remfur what i did wiffa prezzie... i alzo haz sumfin fur sundanze butted it iz wif da wiffe kitteez prezzie... mayhapz i iz gettin too owldeta drinkz diz muc... oh well too late ta catsider dat rite now... tiger, can i get yoursef a drink willow, anna btw thank yoursef fur lukin in owrz cabin, i hope it wuzint too messy ta luk at, i thinkz i did stratin it a bit befur comin down her fur drinkz... "Granby" wrote in message ... Willow takes the key from Tiger and heads for his cabin. She slowly opens the door and peeks in. Gudnez, diz izza neat rum. Der iznt anyfing outta plaze. She tucks her bottlebrush tail along her back so as not to leave and fur in the room. Letz see, noffink on da tablez by hiz kushion, not effen any fur on da kushion. Noffink by da lidderbox, effen dat is klean, da maidkitty musta been herez. Dere is nuffin on da desk. She turns to leave the room and notices she has left paw prints on the hardwood floor. She grabs a dust cloth that is by the door and quickly erases the prints. Bud, jus like I foun it but noffink out of plaze and no prezzie. She returns to Tiger. I iz sorri but I didn fin nuffin. You just hazta fink harderz. "Granby" wrote in message ... Willow taps Tiger on the shoulder. Giff me your key anna I will chek anna see if u leftr da prezzie in ur kabin. We godda find itself so u kan giff it to herself when u danzes da danze. Keep eating and switch to niptea for a bit. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... fudz iz gud, tiger beginz eatin... i lofez ani seafudz, i thinkz dat iz why i likez da kruzin diz kommuniti duz..I thinkz ani way dat i hadda prezzie when i ported bak to da ship anna i am purti sure i piked itsef up when i kamed furm mine kabin, butted den i kan't remfur veri muc kuz i started drinkin nip drinkz anna thinkin bowt mine badly behafed hoominz, Tiger, at least eatin between bited anna not talkin wif hizown mouf full "Granby" wrote in message ... O T and Ranger walk up to Tiger, one on each side. O T begins, Tiger mineown man, u needz sum fudz. They walk him to a table and sit him down in frnt of a large plate of food. I wuz finkink where u mitted of putted dat giftz. U waz standink by dat potted palm tree awhilez ago. Ranger kud u chek up in itz branchez. After dat las drink ur kneez gaf out for a minute and u sat by dat flour pot ofver dere, I will go chek dat. U keepz eatink kauz u wanna be able to danze da annifersarie waltz wiff yourown wife kitty when da musik startz. I unnerstan ur awfulz day but u gotta fink of da ladiez anna what diz day meanz to dem too. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... Tiger goez bak to da bar for anofur drink anna triez afut a few to remfur wher he putted hiz wife kitteez prezzie... and for that matter what he got her... he knowz itz platum anna saphire but kant remfur zatli juzt now what he got... he goez fur da drink and seez stormmee in front of him at the bar wif a drink in each paw... you know i iz gonna tell rosco juzt how meanz owrz hoominz wuz today ifin he comez to da parti, Stormmee "Granby" wrote in message ... O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff to keepz a I on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in hiz familee had a badz day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz gonna get plasterd and we may haff to help himself bak to his kabin. We may haff to ask Wascal to help uz if we haz ta take dem stepz. "Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message ... [A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.] [Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster? Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee lopsterz! [Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early? -- Musically Yours, Hercule Lenoir |
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whew diz makez minsef feelz muc betterer... i gotted da prezziez anna i
didunt drink dat whole bottle, Tiger, glad of that... they go back downstairs... to wait for the anifursary danze "Granby" wrote in message ... O T puts him arm around Tigers shoulder and they sing to the music as they leave the room. Other cats think they are just enjoying themselves. They go to the elevator, Dont fink Tiger kan du da stairs rite now. They go to tigers room and O T takes his key and goes with him to the safe. They open the door and, whatz diz. Der iz whiskee in here, da really gud stuff. Wellz, I willz preten I didnt see dat. Here is da prezzie and another un, I fingz dat is da one for Sundance. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... mite bea gud idermint ifin you wented wif me juzt in case, duzint let minesef furget ta bring sundanzes prezzie alzo, Tiger "Granby" wrote in message ... Wellz, for heaben sake datwaz a SAFE fing ta do. Finish ur drink anna go git itself. Duz u needz anny help. O T iz rite ofver dere. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... well i didunt hafa hat butted i putted da prezzie sumwhere so i wuuld remfur, so it would be, would be ... i remfurz, itz inna safe in owrz cabin, i putted it der so it wuld be safe!!!, Tiger remfurin thru da fog, "Granby" wrote in message ... U mayz be onta suphin boout dat muchez ta drink but u kan konsiderz dat anofther timez. Think Tiger, u haz on dat nize tuxedo, it haz lotza poketz. Did urself wear a top hatz ta match dat suit? U mite haff put da prezzie in dere, like a cat in da hat onlee a prezzie not a cat. The music has started and Willow just knowz he won't find the present in time for the special annifersarie dance. While she is concerned with her friend, Willow keeps looking to see if Aed and any of his friends have come to the party. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... well lemme see, i getted readi ta arrife here afur da horrible day atta tedz, i wanted ta get away i efin telled da hoominz ta wate onna sardinez treet beclawz da lazt time we getted dem afur da ted OEJ hurked up efuriwhere,... i hurkez butted i doez itsef neatly anna hersef putted hurke efuriwhere*shudderz* efin onna way to da litter box, diz made it harder to get to anna i iz too owlde ta ,... nefurmind, i iz wanderin... den i wented anna getted da prezzie furm da store anna i ported here... den i had sefural drinkz in minez rumz ta kalm mineown nerfz in mine rum... den i changed into diz here powder blue tuxido beclawz MMe. A. likez itsef den i camed down hereta see mine bootiful wife kittee anna mine furndz anna haf sum more drinkz... hic... i hazn't seen all mine furndz but i haza wife kittee purt anna drinkz purt well unner kontrol... well a few more drinkz maybe... anna sum more of dem oyzterz iz in order whilez i trysta remfur what i did wiffa prezzie... i alzo haz sumfin fur sundanze butted it iz wif da wiffe kitteez prezzie... mayhapz i iz gettin too owldeta drinkz diz muc... oh well too late ta catsider dat rite now... tiger, can i get yoursef a drink willow, anna btw thank yoursef fur lukin in owrz cabin, i hope it wuzint too messy ta luk at, i thinkz i did stratin it a bit befur comin down her fur drinkz... "Granby" wrote in message ... Willow takes the key from Tiger and heads for his cabin. She slowly opens the door and peeks in. Gudnez, diz izza neat rum. Der iznt anyfing outta plaze. She tucks her bottlebrush tail along her back so as not to leave and fur in the room. Letz see, noffink on da tablez by hiz kushion, not effen any fur on da kushion. Noffink by da lidderbox, effen dat is klean, da maidkitty musta been herez. Dere is nuffin on da desk. She turns to leave the room and notices she has left paw prints on the hardwood floor. She grabs a dust cloth that is by the door and quickly erases the prints. Bud, jus like I foun it but noffink out of plaze and no prezzie. She returns to Tiger. I iz sorri but I didn fin nuffin. You just hazta fink harderz. "Granby" wrote in message ... Willow taps Tiger on the shoulder. Giff me your key anna I will chek anna see if u leftr da prezzie in ur kabin. We godda find itself so u kan giff it to herself when u danzes da danze. Keep eating and switch to niptea for a bit. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... fudz iz gud, tiger beginz eatin... i lofez ani seafudz, i thinkz dat iz why i likez da kruzin diz kommuniti duz..I thinkz ani way dat i hadda prezzie when i ported bak to da ship anna i am purti sure i piked itsef up when i kamed furm mine kabin, butted den i kan't remfur veri muc kuz i started drinkin nip drinkz anna thinkin bowt mine badly behafed hoominz, Tiger, at least eatin between bited anna not talkin wif hizown mouf full "Granby" wrote in message ... O T and Ranger walk up to Tiger, one on each side. O T begins, Tiger mineown man, u needz sum fudz. They walk him to a table and sit him down in frnt of a large plate of food. I wuz finkink where u mitted of putted dat giftz. U waz standink by dat potted palm tree awhilez ago. Ranger kud u chek up in itz branchez. After dat las drink ur kneez gaf out for a minute and u sat by dat flour pot ofver dere, I will go chek dat. U keepz eatink kauz u wanna be able to danze da annifersarie waltz wiff yourown wife kitty when da musik startz. I unnerstan ur awfulz day but u gotta fink of da ladiez anna what diz day meanz to dem too. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... Tiger goez bak to da bar for anofur drink anna triez afut a few to remfur wher he putted hiz wife kitteez prezzie... and for that matter what he got her... he knowz itz platum anna saphire but kant remfur zatli juzt now what he got... he goez fur da drink and seez stormmee in front of him at the bar wif a drink in each paw... you know i iz gonna tell rosco juzt how meanz owrz hoominz wuz today ifin he comez to da parti, Stormmee "Granby" wrote in message ... O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff to keepz a I on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in hiz familee had a badz day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz gonna get plasterd and we may haff to help himself bak to his kabin. We may haff to ask Wascal to help uz if we haz ta take dem stepz. "Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message ... [A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.] [Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster? Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee lopsterz! [Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early? -- Musically Yours, Hercule Lenoir |
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Heabenz sake haffen u effer heard da Hoomanz sayz "I will do it when I get a
roun to it?" So, u givez dem somefink round and it uzually sayz "diz iz a roun-tuit". One of dem silly mooman fingz. Gramby most cried when someone took herz from a fren. "Mosey `=`^..^`=`" wrote in message ... Doze r reely neet. I nebber hurt uff dem befor. Mosey ... Da gramby had a rou wodden TUIT onc but sumone taked it from her jewelry box. It kamed from and older fren. Well, her waz firty at da time and diz man was 60, now, her sayz dat iznt az old as it usta be. Sweetee, dis iz juss whut I needed! Now I kan git fingz dun kuz I haz got a rownd tuit! Fangu, Sweetee! Kin we go hab a liddle refurshmint? I iz awl tired owt frum defendin owrown frunt winder. Dere wuz a trooder kittee owt dere dis evenin, an it wudnt go away fur da longist time, evin when I growled an attakked da winder to show how furoshis I kan be. Sundance "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Pitô.ônya patterz up tu SunDance wiff hur pawz behynd hur bak and landz uh smooch on hiz cheek Happee Purrday, dahrlink, I had sumpin spayshul mayde furr yur nynth purrday.. Sundance opinz da bockz, an innysyde iz uh rownd madallion onna gold chayne. On wun syde it sez , "Tu mine Sunnydance wiff lub. May yu awlwayze hab da tyme tu du whut yu wanna du." on da udder syde it simply hazz engraved "TUIT". -- Pitô.ônya "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message .. . On Fri, 5 Jun 2009 16:55:04 -0700, Sundance's nimble, little paws typed: Heer I iz! Dat stuf awl lukz furry gudgud! Duz yoo fingk da kichen-kitteez mite need sumkittee to hewp, um, taste da oysterz? Juss to make shur dey haznt sufferd durin da shippin, of korse! Sundance Happy Purrday, Sundance! [paws over a box] Itz da nooest undergrownd book, cawled DA HUNGRY KITTIES GUIDE TO SURFIFAL. It teeches kitties tricks like how to open refrigermolators, boxes an canz ov fuds, closet doors an da like! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul. Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 |
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Da Pawty Beginz!
Willow hands Tiger a cup of nip coffee. Drink diz and when dat hansom musik
man nouncez da dance u haff a good time. You anna your wifekitty and spezial peoplez. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... whew diz makez minsef feelz muc betterer... i gotted da prezziez anna i didunt drink dat whole bottle, Tiger, glad of that... they go back downstairs... to wait for the anifursary danze "Granby" wrote in message ... O T puts him arm around Tigers shoulder and they sing to the music as they leave the room. Other cats think they are just enjoying themselves. They go to the elevator, Dont fink Tiger kan du da stairs rite now. They go to tigers room and O T takes his key and goes with him to the safe. They open the door and, whatz diz. Der iz whiskee in here, da really gud stuff. Wellz, I willz preten I didnt see dat. Here is da prezzie and another un, I fingz dat is da one for Sundance. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... mite bea gud idermint ifin you wented wif me juzt in case, duzint let minesef furget ta bring sundanzes prezzie alzo, Tiger "Granby" wrote in message ... Wellz, for heaben sake datwaz a SAFE fing ta do. Finish ur drink anna go git itself. Duz u needz anny help. O T iz rite ofver dere. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... well i didunt hafa hat butted i putted da prezzie sumwhere so i wuuld remfur, so it would be, would be ... i remfurz, itz inna safe in owrz cabin, i putted it der so it wuld be safe!!!, Tiger remfurin thru da fog, "Granby" wrote in message ... U mayz be onta suphin boout dat muchez ta drink but u kan konsiderz dat anofther timez. Think Tiger, u haz on dat nize tuxedo, it haz lotza poketz. Did urself wear a top hatz ta match dat suit? U mite haff put da prezzie in dere, like a cat in da hat onlee a prezzie not a cat. The music has started and Willow just knowz he won't find the present in time for the special annifersarie dance. While she is concerned with her friend, Willow keeps looking to see if Aed and any of his friends have come to the party. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... well lemme see, i getted readi ta arrife here afur da horrible day atta tedz, i wanted ta get away i efin telled da hoominz ta wate onna sardinez treet beclawz da lazt time we getted dem afur da ted OEJ hurked up efuriwhere,... i hurkez butted i doez itsef neatly anna hersef putted hurke efuriwhere*shudderz* efin onna way to da litter box, diz made it harder to get to anna i iz too owlde ta ,... nefurmind, i iz wanderin... den i wented anna getted da prezzie furm da store anna i ported here... den i had sefural drinkz in minez rumz ta kalm mineown nerfz in mine rum... den i changed into diz here powder blue tuxido beclawz MMe. A. likez itsef den i camed down hereta see mine bootiful wife kittee anna mine furndz anna haf sum more drinkz... hic... i hazn't seen all mine furndz but i haza wife kittee purt anna drinkz purt well unner kontrol... well a few more drinkz maybe... anna sum more of dem oyzterz iz in order whilez i trysta remfur what i did wiffa prezzie... i alzo haz sumfin fur sundanze butted it iz wif da wiffe kitteez prezzie... mayhapz i iz gettin too owldeta drinkz diz muc... oh well too late ta catsider dat rite now... tiger, can i get yoursef a drink willow, anna btw thank yoursef fur lukin in owrz cabin, i hope it wuzint too messy ta luk at, i thinkz i did stratin it a bit befur comin down her fur drinkz... "Granby" wrote in message ... Willow takes the key from Tiger and heads for his cabin. She slowly opens the door and peeks in. Gudnez, diz izza neat rum. Der iznt anyfing outta plaze. She tucks her bottlebrush tail along her back so as not to leave and fur in the room. Letz see, noffink on da tablez by hiz kushion, not effen any fur on da kushion. Noffink by da lidderbox, effen dat is klean, da maidkitty musta been herez. Dere is nuffin on da desk. She turns to leave the room and notices she has left paw prints on the hardwood floor. She grabs a dust cloth that is by the door and quickly erases the prints. Bud, jus like I foun it but noffink out of plaze and no prezzie. She returns to Tiger. I iz sorri but I didn fin nuffin. You just hazta fink harderz. "Granby" wrote in message ... Willow taps Tiger on the shoulder. Giff me your key anna I will chek anna see if u leftr da prezzie in ur kabin. We godda find itself so u kan giff it to herself when u danzes da danze. Keep eating and switch to niptea for a bit. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... fudz iz gud, tiger beginz eatin... i lofez ani seafudz, i thinkz dat iz why i likez da kruzin diz kommuniti duz..I thinkz ani way dat i hadda prezzie when i ported bak to da ship anna i am purti sure i piked itsef up when i kamed furm mine kabin, butted den i kan't remfur veri muc kuz i started drinkin nip drinkz anna thinkin bowt mine badly behafed hoominz, Tiger, at least eatin between bited anna not talkin wif hizown mouf full "Granby" wrote in message ... O T and Ranger walk up to Tiger, one on each side. O T begins, Tiger mineown man, u needz sum fudz. They walk him to a table and sit him down in frnt of a large plate of food. I wuz finkink where u mitted of putted dat giftz. U waz standink by dat potted palm tree awhilez ago. Ranger kud u chek up in itz branchez. After dat las drink ur kneez gaf out for a minute and u sat by dat flour pot ofver dere, I will go chek dat. U keepz eatink kauz u wanna be able to danze da annifersarie waltz wiff yourown wife kitty when da musik startz. I unnerstan ur awfulz day but u gotta fink of da ladiez anna what diz day meanz to dem too. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... Tiger goez bak to da bar for anofur drink anna triez afut a few to remfur wher he putted hiz wife kitteez prezzie... and for that matter what he got her... he knowz itz platum anna saphire but kant remfur zatli juzt now what he got... he goez fur da drink and seez stormmee in front of him at the bar wif a drink in each paw... you know i iz gonna tell rosco juzt how meanz owrz hoominz wuz today ifin he comez to da parti, Stormmee "Granby" wrote in message ... O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff to keepz a I on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in hiz familee had a badz day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz gonna get plasterd and we may haff to help himself bak to his kabin. We may haff to ask Wascal to help uz if we haz ta take dem stepz. "Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message ... [A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.] [Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster? Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee lopsterz! [Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early? -- Musically Yours, Hercule Lenoir |
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Da Pawty Beginz!
you iz veri spekal az well, sumday you willz finda rite kitty purtiner fur
yourownsef, Tiger "Granby" wrote in message ... Willow hands Tiger a cup of nip coffee. Drink diz and when dat hansom musik man nouncez da dance u haff a good time. You anna your wifekitty and spezial peoplez. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... whew diz makez minsef feelz muc betterer... i gotted da prezziez anna i didunt drink dat whole bottle, Tiger, glad of that... they go back downstairs... to wait for the anifursary danze "Granby" wrote in message ... O T puts him arm around Tigers shoulder and they sing to the music as they leave the room. Other cats think they are just enjoying themselves. They go to the elevator, Dont fink Tiger kan du da stairs rite now. They go to tigers room and O T takes his key and goes with him to the safe. They open the door and, whatz diz. Der iz whiskee in here, da really gud stuff. Wellz, I willz preten I didnt see dat. Here is da prezzie and another un, I fingz dat is da one for Sundance. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... mite bea gud idermint ifin you wented wif me juzt in case, duzint let minesef furget ta bring sundanzes prezzie alzo, Tiger "Granby" wrote in message ... Wellz, for heaben sake datwaz a SAFE fing ta do. Finish ur drink anna go git itself. Duz u needz anny help. O T iz rite ofver dere. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... well i didunt hafa hat butted i putted da prezzie sumwhere so i wuuld remfur, so it would be, would be ... i remfurz, itz inna safe in owrz cabin, i putted it der so it wuld be safe!!!, Tiger remfurin thru da fog, "Granby" wrote in message ... U mayz be onta suphin boout dat muchez ta drink but u kan konsiderz dat anofther timez. Think Tiger, u haz on dat nize tuxedo, it haz lotza poketz. Did urself wear a top hatz ta match dat suit? U mite haff put da prezzie in dere, like a cat in da hat onlee a prezzie not a cat. The music has started and Willow just knowz he won't find the present in time for the special annifersarie dance. While she is concerned with her friend, Willow keeps looking to see if Aed and any of his friends have come to the party. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... well lemme see, i getted readi ta arrife here afur da horrible day atta tedz, i wanted ta get away i efin telled da hoominz ta wate onna sardinez treet beclawz da lazt time we getted dem afur da ted OEJ hurked up efuriwhere,... i hurkez butted i doez itsef neatly anna hersef putted hurke efuriwhere*shudderz* efin onna way to da litter box, diz made it harder to get to anna i iz too owlde ta ,... nefurmind, i iz wanderin... den i wented anna getted da prezzie furm da store anna i ported here... den i had sefural drinkz in minez rumz ta kalm mineown nerfz in mine rum... den i changed into diz here powder blue tuxido beclawz MMe. A. likez itsef den i camed down hereta see mine bootiful wife kittee anna mine furndz anna haf sum more drinkz... hic... i hazn't seen all mine furndz but i haza wife kittee purt anna drinkz purt well unner kontrol... well a few more drinkz maybe... anna sum more of dem oyzterz iz in order whilez i trysta remfur what i did wiffa prezzie... i alzo haz sumfin fur sundanze butted it iz wif da wiffe kitteez prezzie... mayhapz i iz gettin too owldeta drinkz diz muc... oh well too late ta catsider dat rite now... tiger, can i get yoursef a drink willow, anna btw thank yoursef fur lukin in owrz cabin, i hope it wuzint too messy ta luk at, i thinkz i did stratin it a bit befur comin down her fur drinkz... "Granby" wrote in message ... Willow takes the key from Tiger and heads for his cabin. She slowly opens the door and peeks in. Gudnez, diz izza neat rum. Der iznt anyfing outta plaze. She tucks her bottlebrush tail along her back so as not to leave and fur in the room. Letz see, noffink on da tablez by hiz kushion, not effen any fur on da kushion. Noffink by da lidderbox, effen dat is klean, da maidkitty musta been herez. Dere is nuffin on da desk. She turns to leave the room and notices she has left paw prints on the hardwood floor. She grabs a dust cloth that is by the door and quickly erases the prints. Bud, jus like I foun it but noffink out of plaze and no prezzie. She returns to Tiger. I iz sorri but I didn fin nuffin. You just hazta fink harderz. "Granby" wrote in message ... Willow taps Tiger on the shoulder. Giff me your key anna I will chek anna see if u leftr da prezzie in ur kabin. We godda find itself so u kan giff it to herself when u danzes da danze. Keep eating and switch to niptea for a bit. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... fudz iz gud, tiger beginz eatin... i lofez ani seafudz, i thinkz dat iz why i likez da kruzin diz kommuniti duz..I thinkz ani way dat i hadda prezzie when i ported bak to da ship anna i am purti sure i piked itsef up when i kamed furm mine kabin, butted den i kan't remfur veri muc kuz i started drinkin nip drinkz anna thinkin bowt mine badly behafed hoominz, Tiger, at least eatin between bited anna not talkin wif hizown mouf full "Granby" wrote in message ... O T and Ranger walk up to Tiger, one on each side. O T begins, Tiger mineown man, u needz sum fudz. They walk him to a table and sit him down in frnt of a large plate of food. I wuz finkink where u mitted of putted dat giftz. U waz standink by dat potted palm tree awhilez ago. Ranger kud u chek up in itz branchez. After dat las drink ur kneez gaf out for a minute and u sat by dat flour pot ofver dere, I will go chek dat. U keepz eatink kauz u wanna be able to danze da annifersarie waltz wiff yourown wife kitty when da musik startz. I unnerstan ur awfulz day but u gotta fink of da ladiez anna what diz day meanz to dem too. "Stormmee" wrote in message ... Tiger goez bak to da bar for anofur drink anna triez afut a few to remfur wher he putted hiz wife kitteez prezzie... and for that matter what he got her... he knowz itz platum anna saphire but kant remfur zatli juzt now what he got... he goez fur da drink and seez stormmee in front of him at the bar wif a drink in each paw... you know i iz gonna tell rosco juzt how meanz owrz hoominz wuz today ifin he comez to da parti, Stormmee "Granby" wrote in message ... O T looks around for Ranger. Hey mine frien we iz gonna haff to keepz a I on Tiger diz nite. Him and da ofther kitties in hiz familee had a badz day, specially Tiger. I fink him iz gonna get plasterd and we may haff to help himself bak to his kabin. We may haff to ask Wascal to help uz if we haz ta take dem stepz. "Hercule Lenoir" wrote in message ... [A 'porter twinkles, and a sleek brown cat steps out, followed by a more rotund grey one: it is Hercule and the Inspector. They signal to the wait kitties to help,and they unload two cases marked DOMAINE CHAT LUNATIQUE, RHEIMS, FRANCE - DEMI-SEC NIP-SHAMPAYNE; then two more of oysters, and one of lobsters. The poster twinkles and returns.] [Inspector] Ahh, Hercule, mon ami, what eez a party wifout nip-shampayne, and lopster? Waitkitties, pleeze haff zee kitchen-cats put zeese oysterz on beds ob ice, den shuck zem so zat zey are on zee haff-shell - and zee shampayne must awlso be on ice. I weel come into zee kitchen shortly to consult weef zee chef abowt zee lopsterz! [Hercule] But ob cawze we needs shampayne and lopsterz! Ann Mme. Anaïs! Happy Birfday and anipurrsary! But where eez yur wink, Tiger and Allo, Mme. Pitoonya - were eez zee ofur birfday-boy Sundance? Or eez we early? -- Musically Yours, Hercule Lenoir |
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Inbitatshun to a pardee!
Waztup? What happind? I haf not ben heer furry much.
Lucy Stormmee wrote: i iz readyta get owtta here sumfin funni iz gowin on anna i duzint likeit one bit, /// takes lucys paw anna jumpz inna porter "Lucy" wrote in message ... Cmon Chester, letz go! Lucy Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote: Meow kitties, Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth winking anifursery! Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on da ship! |
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Inbitatshun to a pardee!
it wuz horrible, soft anna furry bringed alla uses to dat ted on friday,
tiger anna minesef knewed it was gonna be bad when furry putted togefur 2 new kitty jailz, tiger sayed dat onli permineint kitteez gettsa kitty jail, anna now alla uses haz one... soft was all happi kuz she getted deze two fur haf prize anna dey fitted barbi anna stormmee gud... butted stormmee kan getit opin anna afur da ted where furry alzmozt hadda strok furm da bill... stormmee skaped to da owt fura while to da nayborz tralor... butted hersef iz bak... dat ted bill wuz how owrsefz purnished demsevez fur takin uses... it costed more dan two howze paymintz... lucky fur furry anna soft dat ted letted dem charg purt ofit until da middle of da monf... soft sayz we mite hafta eat sardinez Tiger hadda particularli bad time when dey stealed hizown blood... da ted alzo taked tv anna oejz blood... butted now we iz home anna onli purnishin dem a little, spekalli when we all getz ear medicine. Chester "Lucy" wrote in message ... Waztup? What happind? I haf not ben heer furry much. Lucy Stormmee wrote: i iz readyta get owtta here sumfin funni iz gowin on anna i duzint likeit one bit, /// takes lucys paw anna jumpz inna porter "Lucy" wrote in message ... Cmon Chester, letz go! Lucy Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote: Meow kitties, Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth winking anifursery! Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on da ship! |
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Inbitatshun to a pardee!
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
Meow kitties, Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth winking anifursery! Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on da ship! [Off in a dark corner of the room a bunch of kitties suddenly appear. They look unsure of themselves, but quickly realize that they know quite a few of the kitties present. They shyly wander into the midst of the party.] Happy Purrday, Tiger an Sundance an Anais. Dis is a luferly party! We bringed some of our special nip wine - it's over on da refreshment table. Aed leading the Second World cats over to where Tiger and Sundance are enjoying their food |
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