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On the Beach
Fank yerowself OEJ fur dat. mai mommy feelz bedder tewdai, but hur wunted tew git up at 2 am n fank yew. ai wyl goh git mai bootiful wink n bring hur bak tew da kruz. No moar wine fur hur, jest sum shirley templez fur jest gnow. yeUp Mosey MeOwy, mai sweet wink, ai m heer wiff yew n wee NEED tew goh bak tew owr stateroom sew wee boff kan rekover. Fank yew Harri fur rescuing mai bootiful wink. (human note, I am sick with a bad case of the stomach flu and on OD of the bleach fumes I put in the garbage last night, so back to bed I go soon ) it wuld be leazt disrupteve to da kruze anna safer fur mmeowie ifin ursef kuld go anna get hersef, alzo mozey will notted wurree ifin himz knowz ursef kan get hersef... hurree anna bring hersef bak to da kruze, OEJ "Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... On Wed, 23 Mar 2011 15:41:03 -0700, MeOwy wrote: Mmm, sew gnice in da sunshine in a gnice warmp bed. Watz dis i am gnapping on? Itz a sandy beech! Ware is da mine staytruum, and ware is da ship? Mosey! Mooosey! Hmf. I am awl by my nowne, weft behind on a iland. I bedder giddup an get sum fud. Oh, wooky dis! Iam stil waring Daisy- chan's cuwwerful dwess. Uh oh, itted awl wet. I muts hab fawwen offurbord. I wuz pawbly twying tew safe Mr Odder agin. Wat isz dat? sumfin moofin in da gwass. I beddur wun afdur dat cuz itted mite be bweffus. MeOwy, chaysing sumfing Meowy, do you need me to come look for you in da catacopter? Or have Capt LeGrand send a rescue team in a boat? Harri |
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On the Beach*
Mosey greets his wink Meowy wif a big hug an sum nosepoinking. He fanks Harri wif awl his hart fur reyoonyding da happy cupple. "Wat happined, Meowy? I wuz sew wurryd." Mine wuff, ai duzznt zackwy gno wut occured, butted effuryfing happins fur a weezon, and heer da weezon, awl wrapped up in Daisy-chan's dwess. See? Sew menny snayks dat I kawt on da iland, dat gnaow dere wil be a big pot ob spugetti! "Yuk". "I meen, YUM." sez Mosey. Daisy-chan having heard her friend fell overboard and was rescued, is waiting to let Mosey greet first. As they finish she comes up with a grin. 'Iz so happi u is ok! I thoght you wuz dancin! (Hugging Meowy she helps brush some sand off her coat). Oh! Youz got snakes! Iz eatted snakes sumtimes. Dez pretty gud!". Winking at Mosey's evident discomfort she offers to take them to the chef. Looking at her dress, she grins knowing it would not have survived such and ordeal but so far, she's pretty sure only the bottom 2 tiers are affected and she can add new ones at home with her nimble little fingers and a needle. Meantime, it will be very easy to turn into a flouncy cute almost mini-skirt quite suitable for catting about in Jamaica catland! "Oh, anna you want to meet at mai cabin to swap dresses or borrow a new one? We kin get alla dat sand offin you too" Laughing gently she notes Meowy has wet sand caked in her left ear and between her toes. 'I be about 5 minutes asa I drops offen dez fine snakies'. Cash who's been hanging back winks at Mosey and with a mild shudder takes the snakes which are a little heavy for Daisy-chan and follows her towards the kitchen. Not noticed by them, one little snake wriggles out through a tear and hides under a deck lounge chair. It's a pretty little lady green garden snake. Her body looks a little lumpy at the bottom end and her time is near, but she sees no sand. She looks about carefully and finally spies a little planter with dirt and a Sweet William flowing plant. It will have to do. She bides her time waiting for nightfall to climb in and lay her eggs. Mosey says, thank you ALL for the rescue of my sweet wink MeOwy . and I will TRY a snake, but not the lady snake who is laying her eggs. I have never had a snake before to eat, and I don't think I have ever seen one either. Nope. Now, back to the cruz where we are having so much fun. yeUP |
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On the Beach
On Mar 24, 6:06*pm, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
wrote: "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... trudi hears the chopper and comes to see that everything is well. *she hears the snakes... oohhh itsa gud thing d a soft izunt here, hersef really iz notted of fabur of creashurez wifowt fur, trudi "Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... [Harri gets the chopper warming up and asks OT to help her look. The chopper lifts off and flies back the way the boat had come. OT flips on the search radar and looks for nearby islands. A few minutes later he spots a large return on the scope and points it out to Harri. Harri turns toward the area indicated by the radar, and sure enough there is a small island. The chopper flies in circles over the island, until OT taps on Harri's paw and points to the beach below. There is a lovely girlcat standing on the beach and waving. Harri lands on the wet sand (to avoid blowing lots of sand in Meowie's face) and shuts down the engine.] Meowy, dere you are! Come on and strap in. I brought along a cargo cable, so I can hook your load of snakes under the chopper. [Harri works quickly to get the package of snakes securely fastened. Though she is a Tough Girl Kitty, she doesn't really like snakes unless they're little tiny ones. Once everyone is seated and has their seatbelts fastened, she fires up the engines and lifts off again. As they are heading away from the island OT spots a boat approaching. They fly lower to get a good look and see that it's a work boat from the PurrBearer. Four burly Russian Blues are in the boat. Harri calls them on the radio to report that she has Meowy aboard, and the Russian Blues tell her they're going to land on the island anyway to see if anyone else might have fallen overboard. A few minutes later the chopper is again over the yacht. Harri manuevers until the load of snakes is directly over the sun deck, then lowers them to the deck. She then lands the chopper.] OT, thanks for the help! Harri Dat pawbly a gud ideer an bwing a big pot. *I hab amassed a warj pyle ob snaykes dere on da beech, an we can tayk dem tew da ship an mayk spugetti. An I hab tew wetoorn Daisy-chan's dwess. Ai gno wut ai wil doo! *ai wil wrap up da pyle ob snaykes in da dwess. MeOwy, weddy fur da weskyoo WEe kin mayke gudgud Pretzulz owta summa da snakeez. (Meowmee wunz hadda liddul snakey naymt Pretzel) -- Pitô.ônya- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Dis iz a gwate wessipee, Pitoonya! Pwetsulz ar fun tew mayke. Heer comes da ships cook. Uhoweey, Mr Ships Cook, wat? Yoor gween parrut Peet is missink? Yess, ai did see Peet da parrut a fyoo minits ago. Him wuz nesswing in a pwanter on da dekk, setting on a pyle ob widdl eggz. Wooks wike he is goin tew be a parrunt, a parrut parrunt, waff waff. Concatyoolayshuns, Mr Cook! Sew much joy on dis krooz, huh Pitoonya? Pwetsels, parrut parrunt, effurbudy sayf an saound. Fangyu Bast. MeOwy |
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On the Beach
laffin lurkin hoomin falls ofur... she isn't to brite but we iz keepin
hersef aneeway, Trudi "MeOwy" wrote in message ... On Mar 24, 6:06 pm, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote: "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... trudi hears the chopper and comes to see that everything is well. she hears the snakes... oohhh itsa gud thing d a soft izunt here, hersef really iz notted of fabur of creashurez wifowt fur, trudi "Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... [Harri gets the chopper warming up and asks OT to help her look. The chopper lifts off and flies back the way the boat had come. OT flips on the search radar and looks for nearby islands. A few minutes later he spots a large return on the scope and points it out to Harri. Harri turns toward the area indicated by the radar, and sure enough there is a small island. The chopper flies in circles over the island, until OT taps on Harri's paw and points to the beach below. There is a lovely girlcat standing on the beach and waving. Harri lands on the wet sand (to avoid blowing lots of sand in Meowie's face) and shuts down the engine.] Meowy, dere you are! Come on and strap in. I brought along a cargo cable, so I can hook your load of snakes under the chopper. [Harri works quickly to get the package of snakes securely fastened. Though she is a Tough Girl Kitty, she doesn't really like snakes unless they're little tiny ones. Once everyone is seated and has their seatbelts fastened, she fires up the engines and lifts off again. As they are heading away from the island OT spots a boat approaching. They fly lower to get a good look and see that it's a work boat from the PurrBearer. Four burly Russian Blues are in the boat. Harri calls them on the radio to report that she has Meowy aboard, and the Russian Blues tell her they're going to land on the island anyway to see if anyone else might have fallen overboard. A few minutes later the chopper is again over the yacht. Harri manuevers until the load of snakes is directly over the sun deck, then lowers them to the deck. She then lands the chopper.] OT, thanks for the help! Harri Dat pawbly a gud ideer an bwing a big pot. I hab amassed a warj pyle ob snaykes dere on da beech, an we can tayk dem tew da ship an mayk spugetti. An I hab tew wetoorn Daisy-chan's dwess. Ai gno wut ai wil doo! ai wil wrap up da pyle ob snaykes in da dwess. MeOwy, weddy fur da weskyoo WEe kin mayke gudgud Pretzulz owta summa da snakeez. (Meowmee wunz hadda liddul snakey naymt Pretzel) -- Pitô.ônya- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Dis iz a gwate wessipee, Pitoonya! Pwetsulz ar fun tew mayke. Heer comes da ships cook. Uhoweey, Mr Ships Cook, wat? Yoor gween parrut Peet is missink? Yess, ai did see Peet da parrut a fyoo minits ago. Him wuz nesswing in a pwanter on da dekk, setting on a pyle ob widdl eggz. Wooks wike he is goin tew be a parrunt, a parrut parrunt, waff waff. Concatyoolayshuns, Mr Cook! Sew much joy on dis krooz, huh Pitoonya? Pwetsels, parrut parrunt, effurbudy sayf an saound. Fangyu Bast. MeOwy |
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On the Beach
laffin lurkin hoomin falls ofur... she isn't to brite but we iz keepin hersef aneeway, Trudi "MeOwy" wrote in message ... On Mar 24, 6:06 pm, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote: "Storrmmee" wrote in message ... trudi hears the chopper and comes to see that everything is well. she hears the snakes... oohhh itsa gud thing d a soft izunt here, hersef really iz notted of fabur of creashurez wifowt fur, trudi "Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... [Harri gets the chopper warming up and asks OT to help her look. The chopper lifts off and flies back the way the boat had come. OT flips on the search radar and looks for nearby islands. A few minutes later he spots a large return on the scope and points it out to Harri. Harri turns toward the area indicated by the radar, and sure enough there is a small island. The chopper flies in circles over the island, until OT taps on Harri's paw and points to the beach below. There is a lovely girlcat standing on the beach and waving. Harri lands on the wet sand (to avoid blowing lots of sand in Meowie's face) and shuts down the engine.] Meowy, dere you are! Come on and strap in. I brought along a cargo cable, so I can hook your load of snakes under the chopper. [Harri works quickly to get the package of snakes securely fastened. Though she is a Tough Girl Kitty, she doesn't really like snakes unless they're little tiny ones. Once everyone is seated and has their seatbelts fastened, she fires up the engines and lifts off again. As they are heading away from the island OT spots a boat approaching. They fly lower to get a good look and see that it's a work boat from the PurrBearer. Four burly Russian Blues are in the boat. Harri calls them on the radio to report that she has Meowy aboard, and the Russian Blues tell her they're going to land on the island anyway to see if anyone else might have fallen overboard. A few minutes later the chopper is again over the yacht. Harri manuevers until the load of snakes is directly over the sun deck, then lowers them to the deck. She then lands the chopper.] OT, thanks for the help! Harri Dat pawbly a gud ideer an bwing a big pot. I hab amassed a warj pyle ob snaykes dere on da beech, an we can tayk dem tew da ship an mayk spugetti. An I hab tew wetoorn Daisy-chan's dwess. Ai gno wut ai wil doo! ai wil wrap up da pyle ob snaykes in da dwess. MeOwy, weddy fur da weskyoo WEe kin mayke gudgud Pretzulz owta summa da snakeez. (Meowmee wunz hadda liddul snakey naymt Pretzel) -- Pitô.ônya-- Dis iz a gwate wessipee, Pitoonya! Pwetsulz ar fun tew mayke. Heer comes da ships cook. Uhoweey, Mr Ships Cook, wat? Yoor gween parrut Peet is missink? Yess, ai did see Peet da parrut a fyoo minits ago. Him wuz nesswing in a pwanter on da dekk, setting on a pyle ob widdl eggz. Wooks wike he is goin tew be a parrunt, a parrut parrunt, waff waff. Concatyoolayshuns, Mr Cook! Mosey adds hiz concatyoolayshuns Mr Cook n Peet da parrut tew .Parrutz iz bootiful byrdz. ai m sew happee fur yew boff yeUP Sew much joy on dis krooz, huh Pitoonya? Pwetsels, parrut parrunt, effurbudy sayf an saound. Fangyu Bast. MeOwy YeUP, mai sweet wink, dere iz sew mutch joy on diz krooz, n efferbuddy iz sayfe n happee. ai luffs yew mai bootiful wink *nosepoinks* Mosey |
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