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Old December 2nd 05, 09:29 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Hi effury one!

Dis is Lily-Whiskers here! I haf too complain! My Mommy is SO mean she
choppid my claws short wif da nail trimmer! I was yoosin her for a cat
tree, an she choppid my claws! I is SO miffed!! I puffed up at her. So I
chewed her cheque book. It haz little kitty teef marks all da way
through! tRY spending money wif dat! HA!

But now I is being purry and nice becoz I want sumthing to eat.

Miss Lily Whiskers






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Old December 2nd 05, 09:51 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Deer Lily Whiskers

My meowmy tried to clip MY clawses, too, because she din like me
klimbing her she sed.

But I hid da clippers! Now she kan't trim me or Mama or Unka Pan
eether!

Tee hee!
Nina

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Old December 3rd 05, 01:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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On Fri, 2 Dec 2005 20:29:24 +0000 (UTC), "Helen Miles"
yodeled:

Hi effury one!

Dis is Lily-Whiskers here! I haf too complain! My Mommy is SO mean she
choppid my claws short wif da nail trimmer! I was yoosin her for a cat
tree, an she choppid my claws! I is SO miffed!! I puffed up at her. So I
chewed her cheque book. It haz little kitty teef marks all da way
through! tRY spending money wif dat! HA!

But now I is being purry and nice becoz I want sumthing to eat.

Miss Lily Whiskers



YOO HAFTA BEE FAST LIKE ME SO THEY CANT CACH YOO.


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