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Mary will be flattered by my survey
Because she's such a tenacious troll, I thought Mary deserved some
research on my part while I'm waiting for my project to compile. Mary has posted around 1,590 posts since January 1st, 2005. I've been through around 590 posts (with my extremely clever program to cull Google newsgroup results) and the results currently stand as follows: Chatty comments on the OP: 583 Opinions on how to care for cats: 7 I'll refine my search to go back a few years when I have some time, but it's pretty clear that Mary isn't a cat expert, or even knowledgeable about cats, or even able to have an opinion about cat health + behavior, but instead is merely a garden-variety troll. Not that this will come as a surprise to anyone here, but I thought I'd share the metrics I've gathered. The nice thing is that my troll-algorithm might be commercially useful. Thanks to Mary for providing a nice test-bed for trying it out. However, I don't plan on cutting her in on sales. BLink |
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Brian Link wrote:
Because she's such a tenacious troll, I thought Mary deserved some research on my part while I'm waiting for my project to compile. Mary has posted around 1,590 posts since January 1st, 2005. I've been through around 590 posts (with my extremely clever program to cull Google newsgroup results) and the results currently stand as follows: Chatty comments on the OP: 583 Opinions on how to care for cats: 7 I'll refine my search to go back a few years when I have some time, but it's pretty clear that Mary isn't a cat expert, or even knowledgeable about cats, or even able to have an opinion about cat health + behavior, but instead is merely a garden-variety troll. Not that this will come as a surprise to anyone here, but I thought I'd share the metrics I've gathered. The nice thing is that my troll-algorithm might be commercially useful. Thanks to Mary for providing a nice test-bed for trying it out. However, I don't plan on cutting her in on sales. BLink :::eye roll::: |
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"Brian Link" wrote in message ... Because she's such a tenacious troll, I thought Mary deserved some research on my part while I'm waiting for my project to compile. Mary has posted around 1,590 posts since January 1st, 2005. I've been through around 590 posts (with my extremely clever program to cull Google newsgroup results) and the results currently stand as follows: Chatty comments on the OP: 583 Opinions on how to care for cats: 7 I'll refine my search to go back a few years when I have some time, but it's pretty clear that Mary isn't a cat expert, or even knowledgeable about cats, or even able to have an opinion about cat health + behavior, but instead is merely a garden-variety troll. Not that this will come as a surprise to anyone here, but I thought I'd share the metrics I've gathered. The nice thing is that my troll-algorithm might be commercially useful. Thanks to Mary for providing a nice test-bed for trying it out. However, I don't plan on cutting her in on sales. So you still feel bad about giving Henry up. I thought so. |
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"Brian Link"
The nice thing is that my troll-algorithm might be commercially useful. Thanks to Mary for providing a nice test-bed for trying it out. However, I don't plan on cutting her in on sales. BLink I'm on the outside I'm looking in I can see through you See the real you Inside your thinking Bout the big Mmmmm She got you writing Alogritheeeemmmmmss -- Barry .... Women and cats are both black at night. - Bosnia ... |
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"kitkatluna" wrote in message . .. Brian Link wrote: Because she's such a tenacious troll, I thought Mary deserved some research on my part while I'm waiting for my project to compile. Mary has posted around 1,590 posts since January 1st, 2005. I've been through around 590 posts (with my extremely clever program to cull Google newsgroup results) and the results currently stand as follows: Chatty comments on the OP: 583 Opinions on how to care for cats: 7 I'll refine my search to go back a few years when I have some time, but it's pretty clear that Mary isn't a cat expert, or even knowledgeable about cats, or even able to have an opinion about cat health + behavior, but instead is merely a garden-variety troll. Not that this will come as a surprise to anyone here, but I thought I'd share the metrics I've gathered. The nice thing is that my troll-algorithm might be commercially useful. Thanks to Mary for providing a nice test-bed for trying it out. However, I don't plan on cutting her in on sales. BLink :::eye roll::: I would say that I am living in Brian's head, but you know, I would never live somewhere that nasty. |
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"Mary" wrote in message
... I would say that I am living in Brian's head, but you know, I would never live somewhere that nasty.. Must be very difficult living in your own head, then. It would explain why you have multiple personalities. Alison |
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"Brian Link" wrote in message
... Because she's such a tenacious troll, I thought Mary deserved some research on my part while I'm waiting for my project to compile. Mary has posted around 1,590 posts since January 1st, 2005. I've been through around 590 posts (with my extremely clever program to cull Google newsgroup results) and the results currently stand as follows: Chatty comments on the OP: 583 Opinions on how to care for cats: 7 I'll refine my search to go back a few years when I have some time, but it's pretty clear that Mary isn't a cat expert, or even knowledgeable about cats, or even able to have an opinion about cat health + behavior, but instead is merely a garden-variety troll. Not that this will come as a surprise to anyone here, but I thought I'd share the metrics I've gathered. The nice thing is that my troll-algorithm might be commercially useful. Thanks to Mary for providing a nice test-bed for trying it out. However, I don't plan on cutting her in on sales. BLink You just don't see the irony of this post, do you? Oh well, you're certainly not the only irony-impaired person here judging by the number of off-topic posts about off-topic posts! ; |
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"Alison" wrote in message ... "Mary" wrote in message ... I would say that I am living in Brian's head, but you know, I would never live somewhere that nasty.. Must be very difficult living in your own head, then. It would explain why you have multiple personalities. Alison Oh, look, it's my little fangrrl Alison! Here's a clue for you, my dull little tightass: some people have deeper and broader inner dimensions than others. A greater range of thought and emotion. Independent thinkers tend to be this way. People with courage and operating minds. People so unlike you I feel quite sure you would have no point of reference. Of course I am merely average. Which still looks damned accomplished and diverse when compared with you. HTH. |
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"CatNipped" You just don't see the irony of this post, do you? Oh well, you're certainly not the only irony-impaired person here judging by the number of off-topic posts about off-topic posts! ; Exactly, BLink likes it when Mary flames him, he shows up and throws the first lick in order to get his fix. Hey Mikey he likes it! It's just my opinion, but I think he is enjoying it too much...(ha haaa!) and it's quite transparent, why he's not even trying to conceal it...(snort) ooops-- I think Mary ought to start charging him - setup a somethingaboutmary.com where he can pay per fix. |
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"Mary" wrote in message ... Of course I am merely average. You give yourself too much credit. - Alison |
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