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  #71  
Old March 22nd 11, 09:34 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Default the efinin mixer

On Mar 22, 4:56*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
On Mar 22, 8:35 am,





Trudi, an introduktion wud be wunnerful, iffin ize kin figur out where
Chappy has gone off to. Ize sees Snowflake offur derr, she luks like
shez bout to fall asleep. Ize go find Chappy an den weze all kum to yu
fur da troductions. Fangu.


Booker


ifin my stupid soft had notted sended da message to da wrung pwaxe ursef
wulda knowed dat da gordon kittyz anna miss tina marie iz here, bof da
gordon gurlkitty anna miss tina marie iz bof single gurlcatz lukin ta
danze
anna haffa gud time, ifin ursefz wuld liksa intoduztin i wuld be happee
ta
dowit, Trudi, still glarin atta soft fur hittin wrung buttunz today


Mosey sez, gnot tew wurry, soft, deez *fingz happen.





"Booker
Fangu fur da kollarz. Weze havin lotz of fun.


Booker


trudi wafez as she passes by to deliver bookers fambleez kollars...
she
sees
what they are drinkin, nods in aprofal anna goes to find booker
* wrote in message
...
Laughing having enjoyed the dancing, Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti Mabel
settle at the bar with the others at the mixer. *Most have singlecatz
party collars like they do, matched to their outfits.


The catenders quietly bring Aunti Mabel's lift chair and Cash's more
substantial stool and asks what they would like.


'I'z like to try sum other mousecream. *I luved dat mousecreamsycle!
Suprize maiself?' says Daisy-chan. *The catender who's wearing a
button
that says 'I'm just a Thom' grins and pulls out a blender to which he
adds
mysterous things, at least one of which seems to be a whole boneless
dressed out mouse, ice and lots of cream. *This he turns into a
lovely
confection that is almost too thick to drink. *The perfect final
touch
is
added with just a hint of nip gracing the top. *Several kittahs look
on
in
avid interest to see if it tastes as good as it looks and the sublime
expression as Daisy-chan takes her first taste, says it all.
Suddenly
but
not suprisingly, Thom is a very busy fellow! *He adds it to the menu
above
the bar and being a simple fellow, calls it 'Thom's mousecream
delight'.


The party builds.-

Ping! ping! tink! tink! dingggggg....
(Meowy is tapping her shampaygne glass with a little silver oyster
fork)
Effurybuddy, gavver yoor winked an wuvved wuns an wraze yoor boyses
wif usses in a twibyoot ob purr luv tew eech offur.
Mosey has akxed da band tew pway da furaymuss Joe Cocker song "You are
so beautiful to me".
Wet us awl sing itted, OK?
(The band pours forth music, and myriad and many kittees meow the
famous lyrics to their beloveds. *Finally.......)
As awl thu kitteez voices meow the final words
Yoo ar sew purrtiful...tew MEEEEEEEEEEEoweeeeeeeeowEEEEEEEEE
Well, let's just say, even the sounds of the sinking Purrseidon filled
with screeming peepl could not have drowned out this tribute of
furever love.
Uh oh, izzat thu sound of shattering shampayne gwasses?
Mewp.


MeOwy

Oh mai wuff, dat wuz bootiful, n ai m sew gwad dat awl thu kitteez voices
meowed the final words, remumbur dat ai luvz yew moar dan tew gnow.
Did yew hab tew mutch nip shampayne, mai sweet bootiful wink?
Mabbee ai shud take yew tew owr stateroom n let yoo rezt.
ai kan rest wiff yew iffen yew wook wike. hmm?
*nosepoinks*
Mosey- Hide quoted text -

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Butted dis paurrty iz sew much fun..shal usses danse, mine Mosey?
Wook at minesefl Mosey, wen ai twirls mine dwess, er, Daisychan's
dwess, is sew spuktakyooler!
I gonna keep whirling an whirlin an..wat's dat fing? Mine tayle? I
wil tuck it bak in da dwess.
Furst ai hab tew catch itted....
twirl whirl spinnnnnnnn.....
thUnk!

Iz usses shipwrekked, Mosey?

  #72  
Old March 22nd 11, 10:42 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default the efinin mixer

Trudi, an introduktion wud be wunnerful, iffin ize kin figur out where
Chappy has gone off to. Ize sees Snowflake offur derr, she luks like
shez bout to fall asleep. Ize go find Chappy an den weze all kum to yu
fur da troductions. Fangu.


Booker


ifin my stupid soft had notted sended da message to da wrung pwaxe
ursef
wulda knowed dat da gordon kittyz anna miss tina marie iz here, bof da
gordon gurlkitty anna miss tina marie iz bof single gurlcatz lukin ta
danze
anna haffa gud time, ifin ursefz wuld liksa intoduztin i wuld be
happee
ta
dowit, Trudi, still glarin atta soft fur hittin wrung buttunz today


Mosey sez, gnot tew wurry, soft, deez fingz happen.





"Booker
Fangu fur da kollarz. Weze havin lotz of fun.


Booker


trudi wafez as she passes by to deliver bookers fambleez kollars...
she
sees
what they are drinkin, nods in aprofal anna goes to find booker


Laughing having enjoyed the dancing, Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti
Mabel
settle at the bar with the others at the mixer. Most have
singlecatz
party collars like they do, matched to their outfits.


The catenders quietly bring Aunti Mabel's lift chair and Cash's
more
substantial stool and asks what they would like.


'I'z like to try sum other mousecream. I luved dat
mousecreamsycle!
Suprize maiself?' says Daisy-chan. The catender who's wearing a
button
that says 'I'm just a Thom' grins and pulls out a blender to which
he
adds
mysterous things, at least one of which seems to be a whole
boneless
dressed out mouse, ice and lots of cream. This he turns into a
lovely
confection that is almost too thick to drink. The perfect final
touch
is
added with just a hint of nip gracing the top. Several kittahs
look
on
in
avid interest to see if it tastes as good as it looks and the
sublime
expression as Daisy-chan takes her first taste, says it all.
Suddenly
but
not suprisingly, Thom is a very busy fellow! He adds it to the
menu
above
the bar and being a simple fellow, calls it 'Thom's mousecream
delight'.


The party builds.-

Ping! ping! tink! tink! dingggggg....
(Meowy is tapping her shampaygne glass with a little silver oyster
fork)
Effurybuddy, gavver yoor winked an wuvved wuns an wraze yoor boyses
wif usses in a twibyoot ob purr luv tew eech offur.
Mosey has akxed da band tew pway da furaymuss Joe Cocker song "You are
so beautiful to me".
Wet us awl sing itted, OK?
(The band pours forth music, and myriad and many kittees meow the
famous lyrics to their beloveds. Finally.......)
As awl thu kitteez voices meow the final words
Yoo ar sew purrtiful...tew MEEEEEEEEEEEoweeeeeeeeowEEEEEEEEE
Well, let's just say, even the sounds of the sinking Purrseidon filled
with screeming peepl could not have drowned out this tribute of
furever love.
Uh oh, izzat thu sound of shattering shampayne gwasses?
Mewp.


MeOwy

Oh mai wuff, dat wuz bootiful, n ai m sew gwad dat awl thu kitteez voices
meowed the final words, remumbur dat ai luvz yew moar dan tew gnow.
Did yew hab tew mutch nip shampayne, mai sweet bootiful wink?
Mabbee ai shud take yew tew owr stateroom n let yoo rezt.
ai kan rest wiff yew iffen yew wook wike. hmm?
*nosepoinks*
Mosey


Butted dis paurrty iz sew much fun..shal usses danse, mine Mosey?
Wook at minesefl Mosey, wen ai twirls mine dwess, er, Daisychan's
dwess, is sew spuktakyooler!
I gonna keep whirling an whirlin an..wat's dat fing? Mine tayle? I
wil tuck it bak in da dwess.
Furst ai hab tew catch itted....
twirl whirl spinnnnnnnn.....
thUnk!
Iz usses shipwrekked, Mosey?
MeOwy


Oh mai sweet wink, shure, letz danse, iffen yew r up tew et, cuz diz party
iz sew mutch fun.
Twy gnot tew spin sew hard n yew wyl beh umkay. Yoo wook bootiful in dat
dwess.
Nope, we izznt shipwrecked at awl.
ai luffs yew sew mutch.
Mosey takes hiz bootiful wink in hiz armz n dey danse. n he assures hur dat
efferfing iz umaky.

  #73  
Old March 22nd 11, 11:00 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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On Mar 22, 6:42*pm, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Trudi, an introduktion wud be wunnerful, iffin ize kin figur out where
Chappy has gone off to. Ize sees Snowflake offur derr, she luks like
shez bout to fall asleep. Ize go find Chappy an den weze all kum to yu
fur da troductions. Fangu.


Booker


ifin my stupid soft had notted sended da message to da wrung pwaxe
ursef
wulda knowed dat da gordon kittyz anna miss tina marie iz here, bof da
gordon gurlkitty anna miss tina marie iz bof single gurlcatz lukin ta
danze
anna haffa gud time, ifin ursefz wuld liksa intoduztin i wuld be
happee
ta
dowit, Trudi, still glarin atta soft fur hittin wrung buttunz today


Mosey sez, gnot tew wurry, soft, deez *fingz happen.


"Booker
Fangu fur da kollarz. Weze havin lotz of fun.


Booker


trudi wafez as she passes by to deliver bookers fambleez kollars....
she
sees
what they are drinkin, nods in aprofal anna goes to find booker
Laughing having enjoyed the dancing, Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti
Mabel
settle at the bar with the others at the mixer. *Most have
singlecatz
party collars like they do, matched to their outfits.


The catenders quietly bring Aunti Mabel's lift chair and Cash's
more
substantial stool and asks what they would like.


'I'z like to try sum other mousecream. *I luved dat
mousecreamsycle!
Suprize maiself?' says Daisy-chan. *The catender who's wearing a
button
that says 'I'm just a Thom' grins and pulls out a blender to which
he
adds
mysterous things, at least one of which seems to be a whole
boneless
dressed out mouse, ice and lots of cream. *This he turns into a
lovely
confection that is almost too thick to drink. *The perfect final
touch
is
added with just a hint of nip gracing the top. *Several kittahs
look
on
in
avid interest to see if it tastes as good as it looks and the
sublime
expression as Daisy-chan takes her first taste, says it all.
Suddenly
but
not suprisingly, Thom is a very busy fellow! *He adds it to the
menu
above
the bar and being a simple fellow, calls it 'Thom's mousecream
delight'.


The party builds.-
Ping! ping! tink! tink! dingggggg....
(Meowy is tapping her shampaygne glass with a little silver oyster
fork)
Effurybuddy, gavver yoor winked an wuvved wuns an wraze yoor boyses
wif usses in a twibyoot ob purr luv tew eech offur.
Mosey has akxed da band tew pway da furaymuss Joe Cocker song "You are
so beautiful to me".
Wet us awl sing itted, OK?
(The band pours forth music, and myriad and many kittees meow the
famous lyrics to their beloveds. *Finally.......)
As awl thu kitteez voices meow the final words
Yoo ar sew purrtiful...tew MEEEEEEEEEEEoweeeeeeeeowEEEEEEEEE
Well, let's just say, even the sounds of the sinking Purrseidon filled
with screeming peepl could not have drowned out this tribute of
furever love.
Uh oh, izzat thu sound of shattering shampayne gwasses?
Mewp.


MeOwy


Oh mai wuff, dat wuz bootiful, n ai m sew gwad dat awl thu kitteez voices
meowed the final words, remumbur dat ai luvz yew moar dan tew gnow.
Did yew hab tew mutch nip shampayne, mai sweet bootiful wink?
Mabbee ai shud take yew tew owr stateroom n let yoo rezt.
ai kan rest wiff yew iffen yew wook wike. hmm?
*nosepoinks*
Mosey
Butted dis paurrty iz sew much fun..shal usses danse, mine Mosey?
Wook at minesefl Mosey, wen ai twirls mine dwess, er, Daisychan's
dwess, is sew spuktakyooler!
I gonna keep whirling an whirlin an..wat's dat fing? *Mine tayle? *I
wil tuck it bak in da dwess.
Furst ai hab tew catch itted....
twirl whirl spinnnnnnnn.....
thUnk!
Iz usses shipwrekked, Mosey?
MeOwy


Oh mai sweet wink, shure, letz danse, iffen yew r up tew et, cuz diz party
iz sew mutch fun.
Twy gnot tew spin sew hard n yew wyl beh umkay. Yoo wook bootiful in dat
dwess.
Nope, we izznt shipwrecked at awl.
ai luffs yew sew mutch.
Mosey takes hiz bootiful wink in hiz armz n dey danse. n he assures hur dat
efferfing iz umaky.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


...an tell me if mine tayle swips outted, mine wuff.
MeOwy
  #74  
Old March 22nd 11, 11:36 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Default From Pipps the efinin mixer

Oh hai barbi, ai need uh singlecat collar tew danse wiff Ranger, n beh his
frend. Kan yew hulp meh? ai am brown n stripey wiff yellow eyes. Fank
yerownself. Pipps

beree regal, along wif urown furz anna eyez dat kolor makez ursef juzt luke
royal, barbi, admirin herown new furnd


Fangu, Barbi! I like it furry much. puts collar on How does I
look?

Miss Tina Marie, Age 5
Maine Coon Patrol Class of 2008


  #75  
Old March 22nd 11, 11:41 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Jest den Booker saunterz up wif Trudi and Chappy. Trudi makez da
troductions, and Booker askz Sukie and Tina if dey would like to dance,
den haf some snakz frum da buffet afterwurdz.

Sukie, wud yu like to danze wif Chappy? Tina, wud yu danze wif me?

Booker, cited.

On 3/22/2011 2:33 PM, rafflescat wrote:
Sukie and Tina look out from behind a pillar and giggle. Hey dats a
fyne wooking boykitty mees finking, I wan a danse wiff him (if he
dussnt wook at myne nayles ennyway)
Sukie still hiding her Meomiefied cwaws but waitin for Booker and
Chappy to come back



On Mar 22, 12:35 pm, wrote:
Trudi, an introduktion wud be wunnerful, iffin ize kin figur out where
Chappy has gone off to. Ize sees Snowflake offur derr, she luks like
shez bout to fall asleep. Ize go find Chappy an den weze all kum to yu
fur da troductions. Fangu.

Booker

On 3/21/2011 6:20 PM, Storrmmee wrote:







ifin my stupid soft had notted sended da message to da wrung pwaxe ursef
wulda knowed dat da gordon kittyz anna miss tina marie iz here, bof da
gordon gurlkitty anna miss tina marie iz bof single gurlcatz lukin ta danze
anna haffa gud time, ifin ursefz wuld liksa intoduztin i wuld be happee ta
dowit, Trudi, still glarin atta soft fur hittin wrung buttunz today
wrote in message
...
Fangu fur da kollarz. Weze havin lotz of fun.


Booker


On 3/19/2011 6:30 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
trudi wafez as she passes by to deliver bookers fambleez kollars... she
sees
what they are drinkin, nods in aprofal anna goes to find booker
wrote in message
...
Laughing having enjoyed the dancing, Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti Mabel
settle at the bar with the others at the mixer. Most have singlecatz
party collars like they do, matched to their outfits.


The catenders quietly bring Aunti Mabel's lift chair and Cash's more
substantial stool and asks what they would like.


'I'z like to try sum other mousecream. I luved dat mousecreamsycle!
Suprize maiself?' says Daisy-chan. The catender who's wearing a button
that says 'I'm just a Thom' grins and pulls out a blender to which he
adds
mysterous things, at least one of which seems to be a whole boneless
dressed out mouse, ice and lots of cream. This he turns into a lovely
confection that is almost too thick to drink. The perfect final touch
is
added with just a hint of nip gracing the top. Several kittahs look on
in
avid interest to see if it tastes as good as it looks and the sublime
expression as Daisy-chan takes her first taste, says it all. Suddenly
but
not suprisingly, Thom is a very busy fellow! He adds it to the menu
above
the bar and being a simple fellow, calls it 'Thom's mousecream delight'.


'Anna what may I get fur you 2 fine friends tonight?' asks a catender
who's button says 'I'm Stuart, but not Little'. Aunti Mabel bats her
eyes
and asks if he might have any pig blood and livers? She'd love some of
that blended up with a bit of crushed ice and a small jigger of vodka?
Cash's ears almost stand up (quite a feat for a beagle!) as Stuart
checks.
Stuart comes back with a smile and asks if they would prefer duck, pork,
or chicken liver as he has all 3. Aunti Mabel selects lucious duck
liver
while Cash, moaning at his waistline a little selects pork. Stuart
speaks
into a little microphone to the kitchen to bring the items plus spare
knowing that once a special is made, others will want some. Then he
turns
to demo the vodkas. Cash defers to Aunti's advanced knowledge as she
selects one that looks like a glacier was captured in a bottle. As she
selects, a little lady from the kitchen comes laden with goodies. A few
moments later, 2 large short stemmed mahgarita glasses lightly rimmed in
gingered sugar arrive with their drinks. On the board above, Stuart
adds
'Stuarts bloody fantasy' under Thom's mousecream delight.


The party builds.


  #76  
Old March 23rd 11, 12:48 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default From Pipps the efinin mixer

hhhmmm white yellow anna brown sqwigglee linez... wif dark brown singlez,...
her ya go, Barbi
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Oh hai barbi, ai need uh singlecat collar tew danse wiff Ranger, n beh
his frend. Kan yew hulp meh? ai am brown n stripey wiff yellow eyes.
Fank yerownself. Pipps

beree regal, along wif urown furz anna eyez dat kolor makez ursef juzt
luke royal, barbi, admirin herown new furnd


Fangu, Barbi! I like it furry much. puts collar on How does I
look?

Miss Tina Marie, Age 5
Maine Coon Patrol Class of 2008




  #77  
Old March 23rd 11, 12:51 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default the efinin mixer

i willz be here, when efur ursefz iz readee, Trudi
"Booker" wrote in message
. ..
Trudi, an introduktion wud be wunnerful, iffin ize kin figur out where
Chappy has gone off to. Ize sees Snowflake offur derr, she luks like shez
bout to fall asleep. Ize go find Chappy an den weze all kum to yu fur da
troductions. Fangu.

Booker

On 3/21/2011 6:20 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
ifin my stupid soft had notted sended da message to da wrung pwaxe ursef
wulda knowed dat da gordon kittyz anna miss tina marie iz here, bof da
gordon gurlkitty anna miss tina marie iz bof single gurlcatz lukin ta
danze
anna haffa gud time, ifin ursefz wuld liksa intoduztin i wuld be happee
ta
dowit, Trudi, still glarin atta soft fur hittin wrung buttunz today
wrote in message
...
Fangu fur da kollarz. Weze havin lotz of fun.

Booker

On 3/19/2011 6:30 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
trudi wafez as she passes by to deliver bookers fambleez kollars... she
sees
what they are drinkin, nods in aprofal anna goes to find booker
wrote in message
...
Laughing having enjoyed the dancing, Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti Mabel
settle at the bar with the others at the mixer. Most have singlecatz
party collars like they do, matched to their outfits.

The catenders quietly bring Aunti Mabel's lift chair and Cash's more
substantial stool and asks what they would like.

'I'z like to try sum other mousecream. I luved dat mousecreamsycle!
Suprize maiself?' says Daisy-chan. The catender who's wearing a
button
that says 'I'm just a Thom' grins and pulls out a blender to which he
adds
mysterous things, at least one of which seems to be a whole boneless
dressed out mouse, ice and lots of cream. This he turns into a lovely
confection that is almost too thick to drink. The perfect final touch
is
added with just a hint of nip gracing the top. Several kittahs look
on
in
avid interest to see if it tastes as good as it looks and the sublime
expression as Daisy-chan takes her first taste, says it all. Suddenly
but
not suprisingly, Thom is a very busy fellow! He adds it to the menu
above
the bar and being a simple fellow, calls it 'Thom's mousecream
delight'.

'Anna what may I get fur you 2 fine friends tonight?' asks a catender
who's button says 'I'm Stuart, but not Little'. Aunti Mabel bats her
eyes
and asks if he might have any pig blood and livers? She'd love some
of
that blended up with a bit of crushed ice and a small jigger of vodka?
Cash's ears almost stand up (quite a feat for a beagle!) as Stuart
checks.
Stuart comes back with a smile and asks if they would prefer duck,
pork,
or chicken liver as he has all 3. Aunti Mabel selects lucious duck
liver
while Cash, moaning at his waistline a little selects pork. Stuart
speaks
into a little microphone to the kitchen to bring the items plus spare
knowing that once a special is made, others will want some. Then he
turns
to demo the vodkas. Cash defers to Aunti's advanced knowledge as she
selects one that looks like a glacier was captured in a bottle. As
she
selects, a little lady from the kitchen comes laden with goodies. A
few
moments later, 2 large short stemmed mahgarita glasses lightly rimmed
in
gingered sugar arrive with their drinks. On the board above, Stuart
adds
'Stuarts bloody fantasy' under Thom's mousecream delight.

The party builds.






  #78  
Old March 23rd 11, 12:58 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default the efinin mixer

trudi remfurz anna goes up to her furnd... she pulls a kitty paw sized block
of well sumthin, she shows the two gurlcats... putss it on the floor and
ssccrrattches, rapidlee onit, then shows them the pristine needle sharp
claws...

work on yourown nails until booker returns and you can gifit bak when i
introduzes ursfz, Trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
Sukie and Tina look out from behind a pillar and giggle. Hey dats a
fyne wooking boykitty mees finking, I wan a danse wiff him (if he
dussnt wook at myne nayles ennyway)
Sukie still hiding her Meomiefied cwaws but waitin for Booker and
Chappy to come back



On Mar 22, 12:35 pm, Booker wrote:
Trudi, an introduktion wud be wunnerful, iffin ize kin figur out where
Chappy has gone off to. Ize sees Snowflake offur derr, she luks like
shez bout to fall asleep. Ize go find Chappy an den weze all kum to yu
fur da troductions. Fangu.

Booker

On 3/21/2011 6:20 PM, Storrmmee wrote:







ifin my stupid soft had notted sended da message to da wrung pwaxe ursef
wulda knowed dat da gordon kittyz anna miss tina marie iz here, bof da
gordon gurlkitty anna miss tina marie iz bof single gurlcatz lukin ta
danze
anna haffa gud time, ifin ursefz wuld liksa intoduztin i wuld be happee
ta
dowit, Trudi, still glarin atta soft fur hittin wrung buttunz today
wrote in message
...
Fangu fur da kollarz. Weze havin lotz of fun.


Booker


On 3/19/2011 6:30 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
trudi wafez as she passes by to deliver bookers fambleez kollars...
she
sees
what they are drinkin, nods in aprofal anna goes to find booker
wrote in message
...
Laughing having enjoyed the dancing, Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti Mabel
settle at the bar with the others at the mixer. Most have singlecatz
party collars like they do, matched to their outfits.


The catenders quietly bring Aunti Mabel's lift chair and Cash's more
substantial stool and asks what they would like.


'I'z like to try sum other mousecream. I luved dat mousecreamsycle!
Suprize maiself?' says Daisy-chan. The catender who's wearing a
button
that says 'I'm just a Thom' grins and pulls out a blender to which he
adds
mysterous things, at least one of which seems to be a whole boneless
dressed out mouse, ice and lots of cream. This he turns into a lovely
confection that is almost too thick to drink. The perfect final touch
is
added with just a hint of nip gracing the top. Several kittahs look
on
in
avid interest to see if it tastes as good as it looks and the sublime
expression as Daisy-chan takes her first taste, says it all. Suddenly
but
not suprisingly, Thom is a very busy fellow! He adds it to the menu
above
the bar and being a simple fellow, calls it 'Thom's mousecream
delight'.


'Anna what may I get fur you 2 fine friends tonight?' asks a catender
who's button says 'I'm Stuart, but not Little'. Aunti Mabel bats her
eyes
and asks if he might have any pig blood and livers? She'd love some
of
that blended up with a bit of crushed ice and a small jigger of
vodka?
Cash's ears almost stand up (quite a feat for a beagle!) as Stuart
checks.
Stuart comes back with a smile and asks if they would prefer duck,
pork,
or chicken liver as he has all 3. Aunti Mabel selects lucious duck
liver
while Cash, moaning at his waistline a little selects pork. Stuart
speaks
into a little microphone to the kitchen to bring the items plus spare
knowing that once a special is made, others will want some. Then he
turns
to demo the vodkas. Cash defers to Aunti's advanced knowledge as she
selects one that looks like a glacier was captured in a bottle. As
she
selects, a little lady from the kitchen comes laden with goodies. A
few
moments later, 2 large short stemmed mahgarita glasses lightly rimmed
in
gingered sugar arrive with their drinks. On the board above, Stuart
adds
'Stuarts bloody fantasy' under Thom's mousecream delight.


The party builds.



  #79  
Old March 23rd 11, 01:01 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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the gurls return the stone having used it for a quick manicure while trudi
found booker... trudi slips iit back away for another time, , smiles that
the two kuplez iz gonna danze and returns to her perch behind the kollarz
table
"Booker" wrote in message
...
Jest den Booker saunterz up wif Trudi and Chappy. Trudi makez da
troductions, and Booker askz Sukie and Tina if dey would like to dance,
den haf some snakz frum da buffet afterwurdz.

Sukie, wud yu like to danze wif Chappy? Tina, wud yu danze wif me?

Booker, cited.

On 3/22/2011 2:33 PM, rafflescat wrote:
Sukie and Tina look out from behind a pillar and giggle. Hey dats a
fyne wooking boykitty mees finking, I wan a danse wiff him (if he
dussnt wook at myne nayles ennyway)
Sukie still hiding her Meomiefied cwaws but waitin for Booker and
Chappy to come back



On Mar 22, 12:35 pm, wrote:
Trudi, an introduktion wud be wunnerful, iffin ize kin figur out where
Chappy has gone off to. Ize sees Snowflake offur derr, she luks like
shez bout to fall asleep. Ize go find Chappy an den weze all kum to yu
fur da troductions. Fangu.

Booker

On 3/21/2011 6:20 PM, Storrmmee wrote:







ifin my stupid soft had notted sended da message to da wrung pwaxe
ursef
wulda knowed dat da gordon kittyz anna miss tina marie iz here, bof da
gordon gurlkitty anna miss tina marie iz bof single gurlcatz lukin ta
danze
anna haffa gud time, ifin ursefz wuld liksa intoduztin i wuld be happee
ta
dowit, Trudi, still glarin atta soft fur hittin wrung buttunz today
wrote in message
...
Fangu fur da kollarz. Weze havin lotz of fun.

Booker

On 3/19/2011 6:30 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
trudi wafez as she passes by to deliver bookers fambleez kollars...
she
sees
what they are drinkin, nods in aprofal anna goes to find booker
wrote in message
...
Laughing having enjoyed the dancing, Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti
Mabel
settle at the bar with the others at the mixer. Most have
singlecatz
party collars like they do, matched to their outfits.

The catenders quietly bring Aunti Mabel's lift chair and Cash's more
substantial stool and asks what they would like.

'I'z like to try sum other mousecream. I luved dat mousecreamsycle!
Suprize maiself?' says Daisy-chan. The catender who's wearing a
button
that says 'I'm just a Thom' grins and pulls out a blender to which
he
adds
mysterous things, at least one of which seems to be a whole boneless
dressed out mouse, ice and lots of cream. This he turns into a
lovely
confection that is almost too thick to drink. The perfect final
touch
is
added with just a hint of nip gracing the top. Several kittahs look
on
in
avid interest to see if it tastes as good as it looks and the
sublime
expression as Daisy-chan takes her first taste, says it all.
Suddenly
but
not suprisingly, Thom is a very busy fellow! He adds it to the menu
above
the bar and being a simple fellow, calls it 'Thom's mousecream
delight'.

'Anna what may I get fur you 2 fine friends tonight?' asks a
catender
who's button says 'I'm Stuart, but not Little'. Aunti Mabel bats
her
eyes
and asks if he might have any pig blood and livers? She'd love some
of
that blended up with a bit of crushed ice and a small jigger of
vodka?
Cash's ears almost stand up (quite a feat for a beagle!) as Stuart
checks.
Stuart comes back with a smile and asks if they would prefer duck,
pork,
or chicken liver as he has all 3. Aunti Mabel selects lucious duck
liver
while Cash, moaning at his waistline a little selects pork. Stuart
speaks
into a little microphone to the kitchen to bring the items plus
spare
knowing that once a special is made, others will want some. Then he
turns
to demo the vodkas. Cash defers to Aunti's advanced knowledge as she
selects one that looks like a glacier was captured in a bottle. As
she
selects, a little lady from the kitchen comes laden with goodies. A
few
moments later, 2 large short stemmed mahgarita glasses lightly
rimmed in
gingered sugar arrive with their drinks. On the board above, Stuart
adds
'Stuarts bloody fantasy' under Thom's mousecream delight.

The party builds.




  #80  
Old March 23rd 11, 08:02 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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hi der... ursef lukez berree nize a zuzual,

with a tinge of sadness at the symbolism, and yet a sense of hope for her
sisfur in paw trudi pulls a nafee blue kollar furm the stacks, single is
written in cream...

she handz d kollar to her furnd.

i sure iz glad ursef kamed, da two rumz haz fudz, anna der iz lotsa kittyz
here.

trudi
"Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 18 Mar 2011 14:29:14 -0500, Storrmmee's
nimble, little paws typed:

As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over


[A petite Persian returns to her stateroom and
opens the closet, deciding what to wear. She slips
on a simple, navy blue cocktail dress, and gold
sandals. She pauses to bat-bat a ping-pong ball
around, then heads down to the mixer]

Meow, Trudi!

How is yurseff? Yoo luks lubbly in dat bwak
pants-soot!

--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/18/2011 7:30:03 PM



 




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