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PING: Flippy and Dave Stevenson
I found the address for the slave of my beloved Chloe in the fat wench's email folders, but couldn't find Dave Stevenson's address. The fat wench apologized, but she's still going to pay for this lack of insight. However, I only want to say this once, so you're both going to hear it in public. Where are MY STORIES? Where are the trip logs for the mouser, or my declaration of catidancy for gov'nership of the Golden State? I am not a second class citizencat here. I have brought my ship and mates to Dave's country and we're on the way to Flippy's country. We've made stops along the way, braved hazards, fought fish and hoomins, played in the riggin, scouted new territory for our fellow felines, and made feline dreams all over the wurld come true. SO WHERE ARE THEY? Do you know how hard it is to get the fat wench to sit down and type for me? I have to work on her for days sometimes to get her to perform her proper services on my behalf. I'm still working on her to get the trip log for the coast of Afrika on the net. Do you reward my efforts? NOOOOO!!! Do you make sure that Cats all over the wurld can read about my work on their behalf and maybe even join in these efforts? NOOOOO!!! Do you want me to raise such a fuss that the Mothership orders all of our felines to go on strike? NOOOOOO!!! SO. Get off your furry duffs and get my work on your pages, or I will have to appeal to cats everywhere to insist to their slaves that they demand the inclusion of my adventures in your august bodies of work. Cap'n Pine Cone esq. PEEVED |
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I found the address for the slave of my beloved Chloe in the fat wench's email folders, but couldn't find Dave Stevenson's address. The fat wench apologized, but she's still going to pay for this lack of insight. However, I only want to say this once, so you're both going to hear it in public. Where are MY STORIES? Where are the trip logs for the mouser, or my declaration of catidancy for gov'nership of the Golden State? I am not a second class citizencat here. I have brought my ship and mates to Dave's country and we're on the way to Flippy's country. We've made stops along the way, braved hazards, fought fish and hoomins, played in the riggin, scouted new territory for our fellow felines, and made feline dreams all over the wurld come true. SO WHERE ARE THEY? Do you know how hard it is to get the fat wench to sit down and type for me? I have to work on her for days sometimes to get her to perform her proper services on my behalf. I'm still working on her to get the trip log for the coast of Afrika on the net. Do you reward my efforts? NOOOOO!!! Do you make sure that Cats all over the wurld can read about my work on their behalf and maybe even join in these efforts? NOOOOO!!! Do you want me to raise such a fuss that the Mothership orders all of our felines to go on strike? NOOOOOO!!! SO. Get off your furry duffs and get my work on your pages, or I will have to appeal to cats everywhere to insist to their slaves that they demand the inclusion of my adventures in your august bodies of work. Cap'n Pine Cone esq. PEEVED Dear Cap'n Pine Cone: You *must* learn to keep your tempurrr in check, dear. Remember you are running for public office. Sherry |
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Sherry wrote:
Dear Cap'n Pine Cone: You *must* learn to keep your tempurrr in check, dear. Remember you are running for public office. Sherry Sherry, not having my greatness acknowledged by two of the greatest cat websites around is totally humiliating. What do they think I am, a d*g? I don't take insults lying down like a d*g. I take care of the problem. That's one of the things that will make me a good gov'ner for the Golden State. Cap'n Pine Cone esq. |
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