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Old April 5th 11, 03:29 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Lesley
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"Sarsi here- Dunzi sez she gotta do it 'cos it;s even an she's even
an' I'm odd but I beats her to it every time....weez eight"
"I know weez ate, we had some very nice ham but I hate that
word...Ate"
"DaNip from that mousie haz gone to your brain- wot little of one you
have left"
"Ate iz bad word! Eatin' iz good word but ate iz when you eaten it
all an' the fudz bowl's empty" (Wipes eye with paw) "An' that makes me
cry!"
""Not ate EIGHT, WEEZ ARE EIGHT"
"That why we gets ham last night?"
"Yep an' a new fether onna stick an' a mousie, which if the nonsense
you iz sprouting iz anyfing to go go by musta bin stuffed with nuffink
but DaNip"
(giggling) "Yeah primo nip" (pauses) "Did we do the serious bit?"
"Well you woz flat ion your back so i did it. I said a little prayer
to Bast for first Meowmie and our sisfur wot went to the Bridge before
she could have any birthdays but we've had 8 of them now!"

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs
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Old April 5th 11, 04:32 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Lisa Katt[_2_]
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"Lesley" skrev i meddelandet
...
"Sarsi here- Dunzi sez she gotta do it 'cos it;s even an she's even
an' I'm odd but I beats her to it every time....weez eight"
"I know weez ate, we had some very nice ham but I hate that
word...Ate"
"DaNip from that mousie haz gone to your brain- wot little of one you
have left"
"Ate iz bad word! Eatin' iz good word but ate iz when you eaten it
all an' the fudz bowl's empty" (Wipes eye with paw) "An' that makes me
cry!"
""Not ate EIGHT, WEEZ ARE EIGHT"
"That why we gets ham last night?"
"Yep an' a new fether onna stick an' a mousie, which if the nonsense
you iz sprouting iz anyfing to go go by musta bin stuffed with nuffink
but DaNip"
(giggling) "Yeah primo nip" (pauses) "Did we do the serious bit?"
"Well you woz flat ion your back so i did it. I said a little prayer
to Bast for first Meowmie and our sisfur wot went to the Bridge before
she could have any birthdays but we've had 8 of them now!"

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs


Meow-speak is not easy for someone who doesn't live in an English speaking
country, but I am proud to say that I did get it before the last sentenses.
Happy purrday Dunzi and Sarsi!
Elisabet


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Old April 5th 11, 05:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Adrian[_2_]
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Lesley wrote:
"Sarsi here- Dunzi sez she gotta do it 'cos it;s even an she's even
an' I'm odd but I beats her to it every time....weez eight"
"I know weez ate, we had some very nice ham but I hate that
word...Ate"
"DaNip from that mousie haz gone to your brain- wot little of one you
have left"
"Ate iz bad word! Eatin' iz good word but ate iz when you eaten it
all an' the fudz bowl's empty" (Wipes eye with paw) "An' that makes me
cry!"
""Not ate EIGHT, WEEZ ARE EIGHT"
"That why we gets ham last night?"
"Yep an' a new fether onna stick an' a mousie, which if the nonsense
you iz sprouting iz anyfing to go go by musta bin stuffed with nuffink
but DaNip"
(giggling) "Yeah primo nip" (pauses) "Did we do the serious bit?"
"Well you woz flat ion your back so i did it. I said a little prayer
to Bast for first Meowmie and our sisfur wot went to the Bridge before
she could have any birthdays but we've had 8 of them now!"

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs

ROTFL

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Adrian
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Old April 5th 11, 06:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
MLB[_2_]
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Default I hate ate

Lesley wrote:
"Sarsi here- Dunzi sez she gotta do it 'cos it;s even an she's even
an' I'm odd but I beats her to it every time....weez eight"
"I know weez ate, we had some very nice ham but I hate that
word...Ate"
"DaNip from that mousie haz gone to your brain- wot little of one you
have left"
"Ate iz bad word! Eatin' iz good word but ate iz when you eaten it
all an' the fudz bowl's empty" (Wipes eye with paw) "An' that makes me
cry!"
""Not ate EIGHT, WEEZ ARE EIGHT"
"That why we gets ham last night?"
"Yep an' a new fether onna stick an' a mousie, which if the nonsense
you iz sprouting iz anyfing to go go by musta bin stuffed with nuffink
but DaNip"
(giggling) "Yeah primo nip" (pauses) "Did we do the serious bit?"
"Well you woz flat ion your back so i did it. I said a little prayer
to Bast for first Meowmie and our sisfur wot went to the Bridge before
she could have any birthdays but we've had 8 of them now!"

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs

******
Yews a figgr insted -- *8* den yus won bee confusd. Hapy burfday! TuTu
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Old April 6th 11, 01:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
MLB[_2_]
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MLB wrote:
Lesley wrote:
"Sarsi here- Dunzi sez she gotta do it 'cos it;s even an she's even
an' I'm odd but I beats her to it every time....weez eight"
"I know weez ate, we had some very nice ham but I hate that
word...Ate"
"DaNip from that mousie haz gone to your brain- wot little of one you
have left"
"Ate iz bad word! Eatin' iz good word but ate iz when you eaten it
all an' the fudz bowl's empty" (Wipes eye with paw) "An' that makes me
cry!"
""Not ate EIGHT, WEEZ ARE EIGHT"
"That why we gets ham last night?"
"Yep an' a new fether onna stick an' a mousie, which if the nonsense
you iz sprouting iz anyfing to go go by musta bin stuffed with nuffink
but DaNip"
(giggling) "Yeah primo nip" (pauses) "Did we do the serious bit?"
"Well you woz flat ion your back so i did it. I said a little prayer
to Bast for first Meowmie and our sisfur wot went to the Bridge before
she could have any birthdays but we've had 8 of them now!"

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs

******
Yews a figgr insted -- *8* den yus won bee confusd. Hapy burfday! TuTu



Oops! rong groop. sory. TuTu
 




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