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Sophie Cat Meets Captain Estonia
This incident took place before Sophie Cat had her dignity compromised by
Sophie Dog (see earlier post), back when she had yet to be spayed. This was a period of time characterized by people expressing shock and awe at the *LOUD* yowls of lust that Sophie Cat when in heat would broadcast to the entire neighborhood. No one could understand how an eight-pound cat could make more noise than a Boeing 747 taking off. All the neighbors begged Sophie's human to *please* arrange for her to mate so she would *shut up* already. I was visiting one evening when Sophie's human proudly told me that I would be privileged to meet Captain Estonia in just a few minutes. I'm sitting there wondering what this might mean when the doorbell rings and a voice says, "Are you ready?" Sophie's human said "Yes we are!" and then the doorknob turns, the door opens and in strides **Captain Estonia** in all his glory ... a large male Siamese cat wearing a bright-colored *cape* with the words "Captain Estonia" embroidered on it. His human was grinning just outside the door and snapping a picture of this epic moment. All I could do was shake my head and smile. It was explained to me later that the Captain's human and his roommates had decided to name him Captain Estonia just for the hell of it. Later they decided that a cat with such a magnificent name should have a cape just like Captain America so they got somebody's girlfriend to make him one. Surprisingly, he seemed to enjoy wearing it. Whenever people came over he would parade around wearing his cape and everyone just loved it. Naturally, when Sophie's human heard about the great Captain Estonia, she decided that he was the one for Sophie. Anyway, after a few visits from the Captain, Sophie Cat stopped yowling and eventually produced a fine litter of kittens that everyone adored. |
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In article , "D. R. Crawford" wrote: This incident took place before Sophie Cat had her dignity compromised by Sophie Dog (see earlier post), back when she had yet to be spayed. This was a period of time characterized by people expressing shock and awe at the *LOUD* yowls of lust that Sophie Cat when in heat would broadcast to the entire neighborhood. No one could understand how an eight-pound cat could make more noise than a Boeing 747 taking off. All the neighbors begged Sophie's human to *please* arrange for her to mate so she would *shut up* already. I was visiting one evening when Sophie's human proudly told me that I would be privileged to meet Captain Estonia in just a few minutes. I'm sitting there wondering what this might mean when the doorbell rings and a voice says, "Are you ready?" Sophie's human said "Yes we are!" and then the doorknob turns, the door opens and in strides **Captain Estonia** in all his glory ... a large male Siamese cat wearing a bright-colored *cape* with the words "Captain Estonia" embroidered on it. His human was grinning just outside the door and snapping a picture of this epic moment. All I could do was shake my head and smile. It was explained to me later that the Captain's human and his roommates had decided to name him Captain Estonia just for the hell of it. Later they decided that a cat with such a magnificent name should have a cape just like Captain America so they got somebody's girlfriend to make him one. Surprisingly, he seemed to enjoy wearing it. Whenever people came over he would parade around wearing his cape and everyone just loved it. Naturally, when Sophie's human heard about the great Captain Estonia, she decided that he was the one for Sophie. Anyway, after a few visits from the Captain, Sophie Cat stopped yowling and eventually produced a fine litter of kittens that everyone adored. That is sooooo funny! Suz Macmoosette =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= "People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." --Faith Resnick |\__/| (=':'=) (")_(") |
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