Dem Sister Cats!

hhhmmm, dat hoomin musta getted kule pain medz, Trudi
"Rebecca" wrote in message
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[Rebecca cocks an eyebrow, at least as much as a cat can do that]

I finkgz dis mite juss be Unka Serge hizownself! Ize shur he wud lub to be
smurglin wif Cybele an Oriane insted uv bein in da hospittle. Also he sez
he haz da hart uv a bull, an Unka Serge just gitted a cow valv, insted uv
da piggy valv he wuz tawkin bowt.

Rebecca, suspicious

"da Sekrit Admirer" wrote in message
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On Tue, 10 Apr 2012 11:26:32 -0700 (PDT), rafflescat wrote:

On Apr 10, 6:44 pm, da Sekrit Admirer wrote:
On Mon, 9 Apr 2012 09:34:14 -0700 (PDT), rafflescat wrote:

Is yu bwack?....wite?.....bwack n
wite?.....torty?.......ginger?......awl da culurs? Has yu da hart offa
wion? Da cuwwage offa tygur? Da stwenth offa halfalump? N da twueness
offa furget menot?
Yu hasta giff us clews.
Sukie Gordon, intreeged.

I habs da cowage ob a tiger, da twooness ob a furget me not, but da
hart ob
a bull....

I wubs dem widdle wady catz, but can onwy wook at dem two sisterz frum
afar.

I wood wub to smurgle wif dem...

[Harry has a sneaky look around to see if anyone is listening]
Yeth....know wat yu mean...dey arr uptown gurlz...smurglin wood be
nycenyce...but wat wud dare hoomin say tu dat?
Arr yu knowed tu usses or arr you a zorro figure?? Awwiving suddenly
n swashing yure bukkel den swishyswan and yu arr gone?? I wunner...dey
seem furry sophi...sufis....cool lukin gurls.
More clews purrlease!

I iz knowed to boff yoo an dese gurlz! I duzzent fink dere hooman wood
say
mutch, he'd wub to smurgle wif dem lotz, too!