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Old June 19th 06, 12:41 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Sheriff Of Catmerica

With the recent crossing to the Bridge of Capt. Midnight, The
Good Luck Black Cat, the Catmerica Police Department was left
without a Commanding Kitty.

I aim to revitalize Catmerica and its Police Depatment by running
for Sheriff. I hereby announce my candidacy for Sheriff of
Catmerica. I welcome any and all feline challengers to a debate,
and all citizens of Catmerica to vote in the forthcoming
election - preferrably for me!

Respectfully meowed,
Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Junior Tabby In Residence
Future Sheriff of Catmerica (Hopefully)


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Old June 19th 06, 03:10 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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I aim to revitalize Catmerica and its Police Depatment by running
for Sheriff. I hereby announce my candidacy for Sheriff of
Catmerica. I welcome any and all feline challengers to a debate,
and all citizens of Catmerica to vote in the forthcoming
election - preferrably for me!

Respectfully meowed,
Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Junior Tabby In Residence
Future Sheriff of Catmerica (Hopefully)


I run 4 sheriff!

Louise
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Old June 19th 06, 04:21 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Sun, 18 Jun 2006 22:10:16 -0400, Adam's nimble, little paws typed:

I aim to revitalize Catmerica and its Police Depatment by running
for Sheriff. I hereby announce my candidacy for Sheriff of
Catmerica. I welcome any and all feline challengers to a debate,
and all citizens of Catmerica to vote in the forthcoming
election - preferrably for me!

Respectfully meowed,
Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Junior Tabby In Residence
Future Sheriff of Catmerica (Hopefully)


I run 4 sheriff!

Louise


Hihi Louise!

We hafent heard you meowing much here lately. Why don't you join us
at the loo-wow, dere sees to be unlimited fuds!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaīs
6/18/2006 11:20:52 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net
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Old June 19th 06, 08:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Sheriff Of Catmerica

how owlde duz a cat hafta be ta vote, Stormmee

How long duz a cat hafta be here befur he kan vote, Chester
ChildFree23 wrote in message
ink.net...
With the recent crossing to the Bridge of Capt. Midnight, The
Good Luck Black Cat, the Catmerica Police Department was left
without a Commanding Kitty.

I aim to revitalize Catmerica and its Police Depatment by running
for Sheriff. I hereby announce my candidacy for Sheriff of
Catmerica. I welcome any and all feline challengers to a debate,
and all citizens of Catmerica to vote in the forthcoming
election - preferrably for me!

Respectfully meowed,
Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Junior Tabby In Residence
Future Sheriff of Catmerica (Hopefully)




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Old June 20th 06, 12:15 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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I welcome any and all feline challengers to a debate, Respectfully
meowed,
Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1


I run 4 sheriff!

Louise

I probly M4U..D-bayt 1st.
P-2-nya


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Old June 20th 06, 12:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Sun, 18 Jun 2006 23:41:58 GMT, "ChildFree23"
wrote:

With the recent crossing to the Bridge of Capt. Midnight, The
Good Luck Black Cat, the Catmerica Police Department was left
without a Commanding Kitty.

I aim to revitalize Catmerica and its Police Depatment by running
for Sheriff. I hereby announce my candidacy for Sheriff of
Catmerica. I welcome any and all feline challengers to a debate,
and all citizens of Catmerica to vote in the forthcoming
election - preferrably for me!

Respectfully meowed,
Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Junior Tabby In Residence
Future Sheriff of Catmerica (Hopefully)


Do you affirm the right of Pussycats to bite the toes of all Humans? I
like biting toes and this right should be upheld by the Sheriff!

Cinder

http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147
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Old June 20th 06, 01:05 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Sheriff Of Catmerica

I aim to revitalize Catmerica and its Police Depatment by
running for Sheriff. I hereby announce my candidacy for
Sheriff of Catmerica. I welcome any and all feline challengers
to a debate, and all citizens of Catmerica to vote in the
forthcoming election - preferrably for me!

Respectfully meowed,
Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Junior Tabby In Residence
Future Sheriff of Catmerica (Hopefully)


I run 4 sheriff!

Louise


I challenge you to a debate!

Wait a second, what's a debate?

Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Junior Tabby In Residence
Future Sheriff of Catmerica (Hopefully)


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Old June 20th 06, 01:10 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Meow, Cinder! [extends snoot as a gesture of friendship]

Do you affirm the right of Pussycats to bite the toes of all
Humans? I
like biting toes and this right should be upheld by the
Sheriff!


I do so affirm! Biting (human) toes is a very important part of
being a cat!

Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Junior Tabby In Residence
Future Sheriff of Catmerica (Hopefully)


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Old June 20th 06, 02:48 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Tue, 20 Jun 2006 00:10:21 GMT, "ChildFree23"
wrote:

Meow, Cinder! [extends snoot as a gesture of friendship]

Do you affirm the right of Pussycats to bite the toes of all
Humans? I
like biting toes and this right should be upheld by the
Sheriff!


I do so affirm! Biting (human) toes is a very important part of
being a cat!

Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Junior Tabby In Residence
Future Sheriff of Catmerica (Hopefully)


You have my vote! Growl OK!

Cinder

http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147
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Old June 20th 06, 09:04 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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anna besidez, itza gud way ta trane demselfz along wif bein funfun, OEJ
ChildFree23 wrote in message
nk.net...
Meow, Cinder! [extends snoot as a gesture of friendship]

Do you affirm the right of Pussycats to bite the toes of all
Humans? I
like biting toes and this right should be upheld by the
Sheriff!


I do so affirm! Biting (human) toes is a very important part of
being a cat!

Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Junior Tabby In Residence
Future Sheriff of Catmerica (Hopefully)




 




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